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Kim Kardashian is known for many things: large breasts, a sex tape with Ray J, an attention-starved family.

But the reality TV star might be considered a fashion icon above all else, as she's been named a contributing fashion editor to OK! Weekly, as well one of People's 10 best dressed celebrities.

To this description of Kardashian, we can only shake our heads and wonder: Really?!? Does it simply take the donning of tight tops and unusual outfits to be considered a fashion guru?

Take the latest, ridiculous item wore by Kim. It looks like she skinned a mountain lion on her way out the door:

  • Terrible Fashion
  • Furry Kim

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

It's also worth commenting on Kardashian's comically oversized sunglasses and purse... but let's focus on one thing at a time.

What do you think of her furry vest/jacket/rug?

 

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While Kim Kardashian is already looking ahead to 2011, via a sneak peek at her calendar, she's also planning for a successful 2010.

On the final day of the year, Kim has taken to her blog and announced her resolutions for the 12 months ahead. Kardashian writes:

Glamourous Pose

My New Year's resolution is to stay fit, workout harder and try to eat healthier. I would also like to make more time for my family and friends!

That last one could prove difficult. After all, Kim is constantly busy blogging, standing on red carpets and finding tops that accentuate her breasts.

Do you have any resolutions, THG readers?

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2010 is so this year.

Well, almost.

But Kim Kardashian is nothing if not a forward-looking woman.

With that in mind, the large-breasted reality star is giving fans a sneak peek of her calendar. Her 2011 calendar, that is.

In her latest blog entry, Kim says she snapped some photos with some blonde hair and some with dark hair. The following is an example of the former look. What do you think of it?

2011 Calendar Pic

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Dear Reggie Bush: Please propose or knock up Kim Kardashian soon.

In the absence of a ring on her finger or a fetus growing inside her, look at what your girlfriend has resorted to for attention.

Kardashians Shop

Kim, who has never met an opportunity to blog about every minute detail in her life, recently wrote on her website that she visited Ashton Kutcher on set. What was noteworthy about this interaction?

"They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear! I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn't feel too bad, haha," she writes.

We assume Kardashian is laughing about the incident, but she might as well be laughing about the state of her career. Has it really come to animal urination stories for the socialite that once made news by riding Ray J, posing for Playboy and never eating?

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If you thought Christmas at the Sheens was exciting, take a look at what went down with the Kardashians on December 24:

As first reported by TMZ, Bruce Jenner dialed 911 on Christmas Eve because his neighbor allegedly went nuts at the valet standing outside the family's residence.

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian

Witnesses reportedly told the cops the man appeared drunk and argued over the presence of the valet - even falling over at one point and spilling blood on the street.

Sources close to the family say Pastor Brad - the man that should have his license revoked for marrying Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom - tried to help the wasted neighbor. For his good deed, he was punched in the face!

Fortunately, Jenner broke up the potential melee and no arrests were made.

The lessons, as always:

  • Don't hire valets and rub in your neighbors' face how much money you possess;
  • Make sure a former Olympic decathlon champion is on the premises to settle all disputes.

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One would think Kim Kardashian would hate the cold weather.

After all, it leaves her with less of an opportunity to don a bikini.

But in her latest blog entry, the reality TV star writes: I think winter clothes are so adorable and these slouchy hats are to die for.

Do you agree with these assessment? Check out Kim in the aforementioned garb below and then vote in our poll:

  • Slouchy Hat
  • Hot Hatted

Kim's hat is...

 

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When Reggie Bush lines up across from linebacker Brian Urlacher on Sundays, he has no fear.

But place the NFL star next to a hormone-laden Kourtney Kardashian, days after she gave birth, and the running back cowers in trepidation.

Such was the case last week, according to sources that claim Bush was set to finally propose to Kim Kardashian - until an irate Kourtney stepped in and threw a fit over the possibility that this engagement news would overshadow her status as a new mother.

"Kourtney screamed at Reggie, 'You can't do this to me!'" a family friend told The National Enquirer. "Kourtney is extremely hormonal right now, and her emotions got the best of her. Reggie was stunned and caught completely off-guard."

The anonymous, clearly legitimate source added that Bush was so frightened by this display that he's shelved plans for a proposal until early 2010.

Photo of Kourtney

Flipping for Publicity, Touchdowns: Kourtney Kardashian and Reggie Bush.

There have been rumors for months that Kim is jealous of Kourtney's motherhood.

This friend says the hostility runs both ways.

"There's always been underlying tension because Kourtney feels like she's been playing second fiddle to Kim for so long. She was hoping the last days of her pregnancy and the first few weeks with her newborn would be all about her."

Kourtney hoping for things to be all about her? That's the only part of this story we actually believe.

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In a new commercial for Carl's Jr., Kim Kardashian doesn't just make friends with salad.

She makes friends with benefits with salad!

The reality TV star is featured in a new spot that makes no secret about how the company is trying to sell its products: via unadulterated sex appeal.

"I'm such a neat freak. Everything's got to be clean, crisp and tasty," Kim says, while eating a salad, below. "And while the best things in life are messy, it's fun to get clean."

She then immerses her naked self in a bubble bath. Watch the commercial and ask yourself: Does it make you hungry to eat food or... something else?

Carl's Jr. is known for its burgers and chili-cheese fries and is now trying to join the country's growing health trend.

In the past, the chain has used Paris Hilton, Padma Lakshmi and Audrina Patridge to sex up its menu.

With those ads only seeing moderate success, the company has now turned to the large-breasted master at earning publicity for... her large breasts.

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As 2010 draws closer, The Hollywood Gossip staff looks back on the year that was, naming finalists for our prestigious, 3rd Annual Celebrity of the Year award.

These stars have given us their best, their worst, their off-the-wall antics and, in the case of today's selektion, their kontrived, kombative, k-based reality show.

It's time for THG to pay tribute to this greatness.

Last week, the countdown honored a pair of unique, talented singers in Adam Lambert and Lady Gaga. Now, it's on to Celebrity of the Year Finalist #4:  The Kardashian Klan!

Last year, Kim Karashian earned the top ranking in this poll. What changed since then? Not much on Kim's (plump) end. The socialite continues to make headlines for no reason whatsoever, simply changing her hair color multiple times and earning featured articles in magazines as a result.

Seriously, she better give her publicist a huge Christmas bonus.

But sisters Khloe and Kourtney have seriously upped their PR-generating games. The former married a rich dude she knew for a month; while the latter took it a step farther and knocked herself up just to give websites a reason to write about her.

Nauseating and appalling? Definitey. Creative and dedicated? Very much so.

Four seasons into their scripted show, the Kardashians set a ratings record for their series premiere this month. Over four million people somehow care enough about this family to spend an hour of their lives watching its well-rehearsed exploits.

While Paris faded away years ago, and society grew tired of Speidi in 2009, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney persevered. None starred in a single movie, released a single album or even got railed in a single sex tape... yet here they are, atop the celebrity gossip world.

It says a lot about the family - and, sadly, about the state of the world.

  • For Glamour
  • Classy Kim
  • Kardashians
  • Crazy Couple
  • OK! Magazine Cover
  • Attention Starved
  • A Handful
  • Yay Pregnancy!
  • A Kourtney Picture
  • Annoying Star

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This really shouldn't come as a surprise.

Of course the Kardashians would consider an E! News personality as part of their family.

Awful Hairstyle

The group's newly-released Christmas card - which somehow, magically appeared online - includes the all the usual suspects (Kourtney, Khloe, Kim Kardashian; Bruce Jenner, Lamar Odom, etc.)... and Ryan Seacrest.

The American Idol host produces the family reality show.

On her official blog, Kim wrote:

"What is Ryan Seacrest doing in the pic!!? I love you to death, Ryan, but it's a bit of a stretch to call you a member of the Kardashian family, don't you think? I know you're dying to be a part of the family, so just for this Christmas, we'll make your wish come true!"

This is why you have to love/hate/admire/detest the Kardashians: do they really expect us to believe that Seacrest was accidentially included on the card?

Kim acts as if this wasn't 100% planned by her publicist. Someone had the idea to stick Ryan in the photo, circulate it around the Internet and create a new round of headlines for the attention-hungry family.

It's both utterly grating and completely genius at the same time.