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Kim Kardashian has gone blonde for a photo shoot once again.

This time, though, the professional celebrity has also gone space-aged!

Life as Kim

Kim has donned a wig - along with a white bikini, long boots and an astronaut's helmet - in honor of her self-designed Divinity collection for Beach Bunny Swimwear. What do you think of this look?

In a random nod to a 1968 movie, Kim says her line is inspired by "Jane Fonda in the movie Barbarella, where she plays a super-sci-fi-sexy Queen of the Galaxy."

Do you like Kardashian as a blonde?

 

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In many ways, Kim Kardashian has not evolved very much.

She's gone from a woman who had sex with Ray J on camera to a woman who continues to take her clothes off for magazines.

Yankees Fan

But in ways that are perhaps less perceptible to the naked eye, Kim has changed greatly. She explains as much in the latest issue of People.

For more on Kim Kardashian's love life, pick up this copy of People.

"There was at time in my life where all I wanted was a relationship and I thought that was the most important thing," Kim says.

And now?

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Kris Humphries is an NBA journeyman who has played for four teams in his career.

Kim Kardashian is a dating journeywoman who has gone to bed with... more than four men in her romantic career.

Together, this pair comprised a table at the famous New York City eatery NOBU last night. No other details are available at the moment, but Humphries' first name, combined with his profession, make him a viable companion for Kim. Still, there's something about him that seems different than other boyfriends she's gone for.

We can't quite put our finger on it. Can you?

  • NYC Shopper
  • Kris Humphries

Kris Humphries is averaging 4.3 points per game this year. Kim Kardashian is averaging nearly that many nude pictorials.

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Fact: Kim Kardashian is recording an album.

Possible fact: the first single from it is posted below.

While some outlets claim the following single, "Shake," is Kim's first foray into the pop world, other sources deny the reality star is actually on vocals.

We're torn.

It does seem sudden for Kim to already have put together a song - but anything she releases will just be done through Auto-Tune anyway, so how difficult can that be to arrange? Moreover, "Shake" would be an appropriate title, wouldn't?

This is someone who is only famous because she essentially shook her backside for Ray J while he tapped it on video. What do you think? Is it Kim?

** UPDATE: Kim says it is NOT her.

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Like Kim Kardashian in the presence of a professional athlete, Dash is now open for business in New York City.

Hollywood's least talented, most famous sisters attended a launch party for the east coast version of their fashion boutique last night, as Khloe Kardashian looked miserable in every red carpet photo and had the same reaction we did in the picture posted here: there must be something more interesting going on than this...

Uninteresting Event

Tweeted Kim after the event: "Can't believe we have officially opened up another Dash!"

The real question remains, however: after a THG underkover operation revealed that the store in Miami is rarely open and the sisters never work in it, will any of them grace Dash NYC with their presence ever again? Time, many tabloid covers, and form-fitting dresses will tell.

  • Welcome to Dash
  • Actually Not Mannequins
  • Looking Miserable
  • Greeting Consumers
  • Dash NYC Opening

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Following this disaster, Kim Kardashian might have finally realized she has no future in the fashion business.

So, what's next for the huge-boobed reality star? Gulp, a pop album.

Sources confirm that Kardashian is actually working with producer/songwriter Terius "The Dream" Nash on a CD, as insiders simply say: the duo is recording in New York City and "working on some fun music."

Wearing Ugly Clothes

Would you purchase a Kim Kardashian CD?

 

** We've actually come across rumored titles for this album. They are:

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Now we know why Kim Kardashian takes her clothes off all the time.

It's not because she lacks the talent to make headlines any other way. Okay... that is actually a major reason why.

Kim on the Katwalk

But it's also because the alternative is for Kim to dress herself in ways that are harmful to the retinas of all that stare too closely. Consider yourself warned, readers, and then take a look at the latest monstrosity donned by Kim at a New Jersey Nets game on Sunday afternoon.

She was in attendance because LeBron James and the Heat were in town, meaning Kim could sit courtside and pose for the camera. It's what she does best, after all...

Kim Kardashian's outfit is...

 

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One is never enough for Kim Kardashian.

No, we aren't referring to professional athletes. Or naked photo spreads. Instead, we're talking about Halloween costumes from this weekend alone, as Kim strutted her busty stuff on numerous red carpets and changed her look up each time.

First, she was an innocent girl lost in the woods. Then, a princess with a crown... a pirate full of booty... and, lastly, a spotted jungle cat, ready to pounce. Click on each image for a larger view (it's okay, fellas, take your time) and then vote in the following poll:

As Little Red Riding Hood

Which costume is your favorite?

 

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Sometimes u have to fall down to know where u stand.

Such sage words were Tweeted by Miles Austin this week. Was the Cowboys wide receiver referring to his team's dismal record, which sits at 1-5 and has Dallas unlikely to make the playoffs?

Or might it have been a shout-out to ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian, who replied on her Twitter account: Those are some pretty wise words, followed by - gasp! - a winking smiley face!

Very Big Breasts

Might Miles Austin be looking to score again with Kim Kardashian... off the field?!? [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Kim has been spotted out with John Mayer and Kanye West over the last couple weeks, but insists neither is an option for romance.

“There are rumors that I’m dating a bunch of people right now," she told OK! Weekly at her fragrance launch in NYC. "If I’m out with some of my friends, I’m automatically dating them. You just have to kind of ignore them and live your life.”

As for a rekindled relationship with Austin? We have our doubts about what these Tweets mean. After all, standing is rarely the position Kim is in when it comes to professional athletes.

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We really wish were were making this up, but: Mastercard is coming out with a prepaid, Kardashian-based credit card.

The item will be available to consumers on November 10 - and we'll just let Kim take it from here, as we must go purchase canned goods for the upcoming Apocalypse:

"I am so excited to reveal to you guys that Kourtney, Khloe and I have partnered with Mobile Resource Card to create our very own Kardashian Prepaid Mastercard," Kim blogged today.

Kim Fragrance Launch

Kontinued Kardashian:

"To me, the coolest thing about this prepaid card is that when you get the card you also get a Mobile Mone account for free and you can transfer your money between your accounts when you need it, using your phone. It’s like having an ATM in your phone, LOL. No one likes going to banks and ATMs and we’re constantly on our phones, so why not make it easy to manage your money from your mobile!?"

We don't have an answer for that, Kim. Or for what's become of society.

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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