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Earlier this month, Kourtney Kardashian pretended to wax the pubic hair off Khloe Kardashian in one of the most ridiculously scripted moments in reality show history.

Now, sister Kim Kardashian in joining in on the fun - sort of.

The professional celebrity has become the latest star to get the wax figure treatment at Madame Tussauds museum in New York City. She joins such other recently-honored celebs as Robert Pattinson and The Jonas Brothers.

Who knew Madame Tussauds was so into sloppy seconds? Ray J waxed this ass years ago!

In recognition of this event - which proves Madame Tussauds is officially out of talented individuals to sculpt and portray in its halls - Kim wrote on her blog today:

I can finally reveal that I am getting my own wax figure at Madame Tussauds in NYC!!!!

This is one of the greatest honors ever and I am so thrilled and excited. Now I will never have to leave NYC… I’ve officially gone bi-coastal! LOL

As you can see above, the museum has only carved the face so far. It needs to bring in record amounts of wax before it can even get started on Kim's butt and the boobs.

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Chris Brown may have pretended to cry hysterically over Michael Jackson at the BET Awards last night, but that despicable attempt at career revival was actually NOT the most absurd event to take take place over the weekend.

Instead, that dishonor falls upon the entire concept of the Digital Supernova Award.

The first of its kind was handed out to Kim Kardashian on Saturday night, as she was feted by Sony Ericsson and Buzzmedia for having the top celebrity website on the planet. (Tough break, Spencer Pratt. Better luck next tear!)

What a Dumb Outfit

Said Kim:

“I’m so proud of my new site and it’s an honor to be recognized for doing something that I love.  I get excited to connect with my amazing fans around the world every day and love to share what’s going on in my professional and personal life.  I carry my digital camera with me at all times and I do put my heart and soul into this website and take a lot of time out to blog every single day, a few times a day.”

Man. Hollywood really will use any occasion to celebrate absolutely anything, won't it?

  • Website Party
  • Photograph of Kim
  • An Asset
  • Honoring a Website
  • Double K

[Photos: Splash News]

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With over 1,300 receiving yards and 11 touchdowns in 2009, Miles Austin was a fantasy football sleeper.

Now, due to who he's sleeping with, the Dallas Cowboys wideout is fulfilling the fantasies of men everywhere.

Sources have confirmed that Austin is dating Kim Kardashian, as he and the reality star were spotted on June 6 at Casa Vega in Los Angeles. Witnesses tell Us Weekly "they sat in the back drinking margaritas."

Another source adds that Kim likes Miles, but "doesn't want to rush anything." Why another professional athlete? "Kim wants to date someone who gets her busy lifestyle," says the insider.

Life of Kim

Miles Austin made a number of great catches in 2009. But he saved his biggest for this spring.

As Ty Lawson hilariously Tweeted this week, Kardashian men have won the Super Bowl and the NBA title over the last few weeks. This bodes well for Cowboys fans.

For football fans, as well: Dallas takes on Reggie Bush and the Saints on Thanksgiving Day. Looks like dinner tables around the country won't be the only ones fighting over breasts that afternoon.

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Ty Lawson is a back-up point guard for the Dencer Nuggets.

And he wants to win a championship so badly that he's willing to go where no man... okay, where many men have gone before: into Kim Kardashian!

Following Reggis Bush and the New Orleans Saints' Super Bowl victory in February, and Lamar Odom's NBA title with the Lakers last week, Lawson has realized the key to going all the way is to... go all the way - with a Kardashian sister!

He hilariously Tweeted today: "I heard if u hit a kardashian i win a championship .. Kim k holla me!!! I need ya for 17 min. I'll take one for the team lol"

  • Kim Leaving a Kar
  • Ty Lawson

Though there have been no photos and no named sources to back it up, Kim is rumored to be dating Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin.

As Lawson writes, if Dallas wins a championship next season, "then this thing is amazing."

There are two caveats to the baller's theory, however: Ray J and Scott Disick are still major losers.

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The fact that Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian are koming out with an advice book is humorous enough on its own.

But the ridiculousness gets even better, as the tome will be titled "Kardashian Konfidential."

Kim Kardashian Nude Picture

Why is this so funny? Because the sisters haven't kept anything confidential in years! Desperate for attention, they talk about babies, fashion, weight loss, Botox, big breasts and anything that will put money in their pockets to anyone that will listen.

Adding to the hilarity, a source said the book will have "lots of pictures," which is a given. Those are the only kinds of books these siblings read themselves.

Kardashian Konfidential will be published this November by St. Martin's Press. It's unknown at the moment how much it will retail for, but we can say this with konfidence:

Tack on a couple hundred dollars to whatever the book costs. That should kover the therapy sessions for anyone that actually pays money for advice from Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian.

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This is just sad.

There was a time when Kim Kardashian was the master at making headlines for no reason whatsoever, whether she was standing on a red carpet or talking about the baby she wanted to have someday.

Bikini Diets That So Work

But with no man in her life and no pregnancy on the way, Kim has fallen far behind her sisters. Kourtney and Khloe grace more tabloid covers than this former mainstay, who has been forced to resort to desperate antics to remain remotely relevant.

Most recent case in point: Kim has posted the following photo on her blog, assured fans it's not chicken pox and teased: I have a big announcement coming up, in which I’ll explain everything, so stay tuned!

What could it possibly be? Won't you be refreshing her site every five seconds to find out, readers?!?

Sound off now on what you think is wrong with Kim. Not counting the obvious lack of talent and need for attention, that is.

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Kim Kardashian clearly has a death wish.

Last month, she was photographed alongside Justin Bieber at The White House Correspondents Dinner. Crazed fans of the young singer proceeded to Tweet about her murder if she came close to their man again. We really wish we were kidding.

Kim Kardashian: Missing Person

To Kim's credit, she remained undettered by these threats and continued to admit to the world that she has a serious case of Bieber fever.

Now, Kardashian is challenging Justin's followers again. Accompanying the 16-year old for a photo shoot in the Bahamas, she released the following picture of the pair via Twitter:

Yes, folks, she's messing with Justin's iconic hair. Based on her widely-viewed video with Ray J, we know Kim likes balls. But who knew she possessed such a large pair herself?

Bieber, meanwhile, isn't shy about his relationship with Kardashian, either. He recently said he was crushing on Cheryl Cole, but it appears as though he hasn't moved on from Reggie Bush's ex.

Justin Tweeted this photo over the weekend. We're really sorry, fans - but, hey, there's always Nick Jonas. He's cute and single and not rubbing his bond with a sex tape star in your face...

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The publicist for the Kardashians is working overtime this week, ensuring his talentless clients are remaining in the news at any cost.

First, he planted a story about Khloe Kardashian getting knocked up. But, shhhh, husband Lamar Odom doesn't wanna discuss it!

Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Love Hewitt

From there, he leaked a report that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have broken up, due to the latter's drunken rampage.

As for Kim Kardashian? Don't worry. She hasn't been forgotten about it. After all, she and ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush are back together. Haven't you heard?!?

A family insider claims Kris Jenner actually called up Reggie and talked him into getting back with Kim. Says this imaginary source:

“They’ve always had a great relationship. He loves her like his own mother. They joke around, and Kris can say things to him that most people wouldn’t be able to get away with.” 

As for the WEDDING and BABY that the headline above screams about? There's no confirmation or proof of either one.

But if a lack of talent doesn't get in the way of Kim being famous, why should a lack of facts get in the way of a solid cover story?

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It's a matchup of self-centered celebrities in this edition of the THG Fashion Face-Off!

In one corner, we have Tyra Banks, a recently-retired talk show host that made every episode of her gabfest about herself.

Opposing Tyra, there's Kim Kardashian, who will pimp out her nephew and guzzle down QuickTrim if it means she can be featured on magazine covers.

Fortunately, we're not asking readers which of these annoying celebrities sucks more - because that would be difficult to answer. Instead, we're posing a fashion-based question below, based on the dresses they are donning here:

Tyra vs. Kim

Who looks sexier in this dress?

 

** Remember to visit the THG Style Store to purchase this dress and many others worn by stars!

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Think Kim Kardashian has an easy life? Just consider the difficult last few days this reality star has endured...

First, she had to wake up and garner page views for her blog by posing with nephew Mason.

Then, she was forced to stand alongside her sisters on the cover of Vegas magazine.

From there, it was off to a Shape photo shoot, where Kim stood around in a bikini while crew members scrambled and actually were put to work all around her.

After that, she was a guest star at the Indy 500 and posed for photographs on the red carpet of an Atlantic City event.

For all these efforts, Kim had to speak nary a word or show off a single talent - and she likely pocketed over one million dollars. Consider yourself warned, readers:

THG may have to soon star in our own sex tape. After all, the mere act of getting railed by Ray J can result in a long career as... a professional celebrity. Relive Kim's week below.

Another Bikini Picture
  • Kim in Atlantic City
  • Shape Photo
  • Very Much in Shape
  • Vegas Girls
  • Cute Nephew

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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