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For the New Orleans Saints, Reggie Bush plays the position of running back.

In the bedroom, however, Kim Kardashian is likely the one contorting herself in various positions.

Kim Kardashian Success Cover

Anyone that has seen Kim's sex tape with Ray J knows that she enjoys her under-the-sheet shenanigans from a certain, ass-out perspective.

Is she re-enacting that pose below? Or simply cooling down after a workout? You tell us!

In this picture, Kim Kardashian is...

 

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Kim Kardashian has finally discovered something larger than her ass.

The reality TV star recently modeled a pair of "Maison Martin Margiela," as she refers to the monstrosities below as in her official blog.

Kim Kardashian Nude Photo

Kardashian kontinues, stating she has "just got the dopest new sunglasses," adding that others "might think they are weird, but I don't care! I DIE for them!"

We think there are other kauses Kim might be better served sacrificing herself for...

What do you think of Kim Kardashian's sunglasses?

 

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Kim Kardashian starred alongside Carmen Electra in last year's Disaster Movie.

The film's title proved to be apt, as the comedy earned less critical praise than money at the box office.

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian

Now, the flick has been nominated for the Razzie Award of Worst Picture, while Kim has been nominated as Worst Supporting Actress (the ceremony honors the worst in cinema). Fortunately, she's taking the news well.

The home movie career of Kim Kardashian has been more lucrative than her attempts at big screen stardom.

"I'm having a really good laugh," she wrote on her blog. "I had so much fun filming Disaster Movie and giggled the entire time during the shoot... There is steep competition in my 'worst supporting actress' category, I have to admit ... including my fantastic co-star Carmen Electra (you go girl!) Leelee Sobieski (what a surprise!), Jenny McCarthy (really?) and Paris Hilton (who could technically sweep this year's awards with a whopping three nominations)."

Kardashian ends her post with an emphatic: "LOL!"

But is she really masking the pain with an attempt at humor?

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Natalie Dylan is looking to earn millions for her virginity.

Kim Kardashian pocketed millions for a sex tape with Ray J.

Pretty Kim

Therefore, it makes sense that the college student, who is auctioning her virginity to pay for a Master's Degree, would look up to the reality TV star.

“She’s really beautiful,” Dylan said in a recent interview, quelling the excitement over any girl-on-girl action with: “I’m heterosexual. I just ­admire her beauty.”

Who would you pay more to sleep with: Natalie Dylan or Kim Kardashian?

 

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AnnaLynne McCord, Kim Kardashian and Shenae Grimes didn't make it to Washington D.C. to celebrate the inauguration of Barack Obama yesterday.

But the young, popular trio of celebs did party for the new President, as they attended this week's Pepsi-sponsored bash in Hollywood.

AnnaLynne McCord and Shenae Grimes pose with Kim Kardashian and pretend as though they're gonna eat a cupcake.

Penned Kim in a recent blog entry:

The girls from 90210 were there: Shenae Grimes, whom I've met a dozen times and ADORE! And the beautiful AnnaLynne McCord.

This election was the first time I've ever voted and I'm so proud that Barack Obama is our president!

God bless America!

Amen, Kim. We back up this socliate's sentiments the same way she backs up her attention-grabbing ass everywhere she goes.

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Kim Kardashian is making it far too easy in the photos below.

The reality TV and sex tape star stopped by Millions of Milkshakes in Hollywood earlier this month. Once there, the socialite and her sisters put their dessert-making - and swallowing - skills to good use.

Furry Kim

Kim Kardashian swallows a self-made milkshake. Submit your own witty, obvious caption now.

Click on the following photos for more pics of Kim and kompany at the milkshake-making eatery...

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Kim Kardashian is a kommitted klub hopper.

The reality TV star took to hot spot STK last night, partying it up with Adrienne Bailon and Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis.

Near the end of the night, kameras kaught a glimpse of this vixen's most important asset...

From the Rear

Kim Kardashian, and her sizable rear end, head home for the night.

Don't worry. Shots of Kim Kardashian from the front are available below. Click on each to enlarge...

  • Klub Hopper
  • Kim at a Klub
  • Kim and Brandon

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

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This is why Kim Kardashian was named our 2008 Celebrity of the Year.

The reality TV star can turn the must mundane event into a publicity opportunity, as proven by a recent photo booth shoot.

On Kardashian's official blog, she has posted shots of herself making silly faces. That's it. Nothing special or unique whatsoever. Yet the entry has received multiple comments and likely earned Kim decent advertising revenue via a number of page views.

Here's an example of one of these astounding klose-ups:

These shots are rather tame compared to Kim Kardashian nude pics. Still, they are worth a click or two...

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