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It's depressing but true: millions of people will be tuning in for the June 12 premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

But just to make sure the family is foremost on the minds of Internet users everywhere, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and kompany have released a viral video they made on vacation.

In it, every member of the Kardashian and Jenner clan jumps in to lip sync a snippet of Katy Perry's "ET." For what reason? Don't ask. Just be glad Kim isn't using her actual singing voice...

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Kim Kardashian is not pregnant.

We know this comes as shocking news to anyone who believes supermarket tabloids, but it turns out the latest issue of OK! Weekly simply forgot to include a few words in the following headline.

Kim Kardashian Tabloid Cover

The magazine clearly cut Kim off when she said: I'm having a baby... that I plan to exploit and from whom I'll milk millions of dollars at some point in the near future.

While an anonymous source supposedly told the tabloid that Kim is "absolutely in a hurry” to procreate, we'll need more evidence than a misleadingly-typed headline in order for us to believe that she and Kris Humphries are expecting.

And, when that day does come, we'll pray for the future of mankind.

UPDATE: Incredibly, we were right: Kim has blogged that she is NOT pregnant, adding: "Magazines can be so tricky with their wording! The inside states that one day I want a baby! But I’m not pregnant!"

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We know it will be huge, possibly even rivaling the recent royal nuptials. But when will the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries wedding take place?

We may now have a better idea, as sources tell Life & Style that Kim and Kris will walk down the aisle this summer.

"The wedding is going to be at the end of July or the beginning of August," an insider tells the tabloid. "The reason they're rushing it is because they want to do it before the basketball season starts again, so that they have time to have a romantic honeymoon!"

Kardashians Kover

Another friend says Kim wants a "traditional" ceremony, which could be interesting to see combined with the countless E! cameras that will be on hand for it.

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With her mother's approval, and with the celebrity gossip world talking about her like never before, Kim Kardashian officially debuted her engagement and her fiance in Monaco last night.

The reality star and Kris Humphries attended the Amber Fashion Show at the Meridien Beach Plaza hotel in Monte Carlo yesterday, the sort of event Kris had likely never even heard of before hooking up with Kim.

In Monaco

As you can see, the couple were seated at table number-23. Which is appropriate. That's the number of millions this wedding special could rake in for the family.

How long do you think this union will last?

 

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Consider this part five in what it sure to be our never-ending, nauseating series: The Day in Kim Kardashian Wedding News.

Today, we bring you word from the mother of the soon-to-be-bride, as Kris Jenner tells People her daughter and Kris Humphries very much have her blessing to wed.

"He is so amazing and sweet and after spending time with him I came to realize he was such an important part of the family," Kris says about Kris.

  • Kris Humphries Image
  • Kris Jenner Pic

Who could not love this face?

Kris adds that she has never seen her oldest so happy, summing up the engaged couple as follows:

"It's hard to let someone in to such a crazy, big, dynamic family and have someone hold their own. Kris does. And he allows Kim to be who she is. She is such an amazing person with such a big heart and she's such a romantic and he's exactly the same way. They're cute together."

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Is it possible the April 29 wedding between Kate Middleton and Prince William was merely a warm-up act? Might the world need to brace itself for nuptials that receive even more attention?

Pretty much, Khloe Kardashian says.

"It's going to be royal wedding number two," she told E! News soon after the announcement was made that her sister had agreed to wed NBA forward Kris Humphries. "I could only imagine Kim having the hugest wedding."

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic

The proposal itself was captured on camera and, naturally the ceremony will air on E!; Kourtney admitted this week that her family does "sell our souls" to the network.

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Kim Kardashian will never be confused with a rocket scientist. Or even George W. Bush for that matter.

But we're sincerely concerned about the intelligence of this newly-engaged reality star, considering she told People magazine she was "in shock" when Kris Humphries proposed on May 18 because "I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now."

We can't help but wonder: didn't she see the camera crew when she walked in?

Kris and Kim

Indeed, sources confirm to The Hollywood Reporter that Kris and Kim's big moment will be featured on the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Every moment of the supposedly spontaneous event was filmed for reality TV.

We'll give you a moment to recover from that shock...

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Kim Kardashian is engaged to Kris Humphries.

And far be it for us to wonder if money was a motivation in this love story... but this is a woman who profits from every Tweet she sends. So, just how much might Kim rake in for her impending ceremony?

"They will make millions off it," a source tells Pop Eater. "Kris Humphries might not have known what he was getting into. This wedding is going to happen very much in the public eye."

Kim Kardashian People Magazine Cover

For more on the engagement of the year, pick up the latest issue of People.

The figure could easily break sevent digits when you consider this family earned $65 million in 2010 by just selling off every aspect of their private lives.

Moreover, Kim has made no secret of how gigantic of a deal she plans to make the fact that someone wants to do more than just film himself giving it to her. She told People recently:

"I've always dreamed of a big wedding. I'll probably do something really over-the-top. Super feminine but still really modern, chic and cool, but it has to have a lot of heart, it has to be all about the family."

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Following his best season as a pro, Kris Humphries is an NBA free agent.

But the same can no longer be said about his personal life... because he's engaged to Kim Kardashian!

The K-themed kouple started dating in December, with rumors of a wedding springing of just a few months later. Now, the cover of People says it all: the pair really will be walking down the aisle.

Kim Kardashian and Fiance

It's official: Ladies and gentlemen, Hardashian!

The question was popped on May 18, as Humphries surprised his woman by spelling out WILL YOU MARRY ME? in rose petals inside her bedroom. He then presented her with a 20.5 carat diamond ring.

"I didn't expect this at all," Kardashian says in the latest issue of People. "I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now."

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Aside from letting Ray J film them, taking her top off for multiple publications, and donning form-fitting outfits every other day for red carpet appearances, Kim Kardashian is really protective of her breasts.

Therefore, the reality star was simply aghast when she noticed them being used illegally.

For the cover of their new album, producers Terrace Martin and Devi Dev used a close-up of Kim's W Magazine photo spread, earning the wrath of Kardashian and her attorney, who followed off a cease-and-desist letter that read: "We cannot imagine why you thought you had the right to use this photograph without permission."

Kim Kardashian Boobs

The producers responded by replacing the image with another shot of breasts, as Dev told TMZ the issue was simply a case of ignorance:

"We didnt even know they were her boobies because obviously I don't recognize her by her nipples."

That's odd. By what other body part would one recognize Kim Kardashian?

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

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He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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