Kim Kardashian is not pregnant.
We know this comes as shocking news to anyone who believes supermarket tabloids, but it turns out the latest issue of OK! Weekly simply forgot to include a few words in the following headline.
The magazine clearly cut Kim off when she said: I'm having a baby... that I plan to exploit and from whom I'll milk millions of dollars at some point in the near future.
While an anonymous source supposedly told the tabloid that Kim is "absolutely in a hurry” to procreate, we'll need more evidence than a misleadingly-typed headline in order for us to believe that she and Kris Humphries are expecting.
And, when that day does come, we'll pray for the future of mankind.
UPDATE: Incredibly, we were right: Kim has blogged that she is NOT pregnant, adding: "Magazines can be so tricky with their wording! The inside states that one day I want a baby! But I’m not pregnant!"