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From WORLD EXCLUSIVES to HOLIDAY MIRACLES, a pair of supermarket tabloids have the Kardashians covered this week.

There's just one problem: no one in that family is pregnant or planning to adopt any children. Other than that, these stories are 100% accurate...

  • A Baby for Kim!
  • Not Having Babies

In one of the funnier made-up quotes of the year, an imaginary source claims Kim Kardashian will use her trip to South Africa this month to scout potential children for adoption.

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Lala Vazquez is nothing but supportive of good friend Kim Kardashian. To an almost laughable extent.

Asked by E! News about her pal's rumored new boy toy, New Jersey Nets power forward Kris Humphries, Vasquez - who is married to pro basketball star Carmelo Anthony - said:

"All the NBA guys are good guys and my friends. I just want my friend to be happy, whoever it is."

That sentiment is sweet, but her next comment regarding Kim is closer to delusional.

Vasquez says she's "very impressed with [Kim's] voice" and actually looking forward to an album from this talentless reality star.

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It's official: there's no item to which Kim Kardashian will refuse to attach her name.

You'd think someone who raked in six million dollars this year and who gets paid to simply stand on the red carpets of events would try to be selective in this area. Why not try to serve as some kind of role model, right?

Wrong, folks! This is America! It's Kim's right to hawk an at-home laser hair treatment product that sells for $495 and guarantees "permanent, professional results."

Kim Kardashian product

After all, if you're gonna be losing weight by following Kim's advice and sitting on the toilet for days at a time, you probably won't be able to leave the house.

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Kim Kardashian went boy crazy in New York City last night.

First, she hung out with Justin Bieber at Z100's Jingle Ball, taking in the singer's impressive set and posing flirtatiously with him backstage. Try not to hurl anything at your computer screens when viewing this photo, Bieberites...

Skin Tight Skirt

Then, Kim met up with New Jersey Nets basketball player and rumored new lover Kris Humphries. The pair parties Provocateur Lounge until 1:45 a.m.

At the aforementioned concert, Kim told Us Weekly she wants to date someone "with a good heart." And, hey if that someone can also get her first-row seats at nationally-televised sporting events, she'll take that perk, too.

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We give up.

We've tried to point out the obvious flaws in Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian (namely: an utter lack of talent), we've cited the latter's publicity-based relationships, we've questioned why the topic of spreading mayonnaise on one's vagina makes for talk show foder.

But none of it matters. For reasons that defy comprehension, Kardashian Konfidential - the memoir that delivers such fascinating tidbits as Kourtney uses pink dish gloves - currently sits at number-four on New York Times Best Sellers List. To anyone who purchased it, we have a simple question:

WHY?

Kardashian Konfidential Signing

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Is it possible Kim Kardashian and her sisters are not as fashionable as previously believed?

Might a store that carries their name also carry nothing but ugly, overpriced knockoffs?

These are crazy notions, we know, but they're the opinions expressed by Jon Caramanica, a fashion critic for The New York Times who spent time inside SoHo's Dash NYC this week.

Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian

One man's take on Dash NYC? "As in most theme parks, there wasn't anything worth carrying away but memories."

"Some items were baffling," Caramanica writes. "Even Khloé on her worst pre-marriage day might have struggled with the pink fur shrug ($484)."

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Ever wanted a watch that will tell you when it's time to Tweet, pose naked or date a professional athlete? Good, you're in luck!

In her quest to remain the highest paid, least talented reality star on television, Kim Kardashian has come out with the latest item on which she simply slapped her name a new product:

A collection of wristwatches.

Watch By Kim

At the Los Angeles launch party for this line last night, Kim was asked about her recent split with Gabriel Aubry and delivered one of the funniest quotes of the year:

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You can rest easy now, Halle Berry. Kim Kardashian is no longer trying to steal your life.

Sources tell Life & Style that Kardashian has already called it quits with short-term boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, with whom she was spotted on a couple dates last month.

"Kim feels like Gabriel was just using her for her fame," an insider told the magazine, adding that the 34-year old model "is older than Kim is looking for."

  • Holding All Her Kards
  • Gorgeous Gabriel

Of course, Kim isn't just sitting at home on Saturday nights. Another source says there's a "real spark" between her and New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries. They first dined together in early November and also went out in NYC this past weekend.

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This is what giant boobs, a lack of talent and zero hesitation to attach your name to any product on the market will get you: A bank account larger than any other reality star on television.

In a new study conducted by The Daily Beast, Kim Kardashian was ranked the highest earner of all those that have benefited from a culture that asks most celebrities to bring nothing to the table except Twitter accounts and children.

  • Wearing Ugly Clothes
  • LC Cover
  • Bethenny at the VMAs
  • Paul D

It was a good year for these reality stars. It was a bad year for the concepts of shame and privacy.

Here's a look at the richest reality stars of 2010:

  1. Kim Kardashian: $6 million
  2. Lauren Conrad: $5 million
  3. Bethenny Frankel: $4 million
  4. Audrina Patridge: $3.5 million
  5. Kate Gosselin: $3.5 million
  6. The Situation: $3 million
  7. Khloe Kardashian: $2.5 million
  8. Kourtney Kardashian: $2.5 million
  9. Pauly D: $2 million
  10. Kendra Wilkinson: $2 million

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Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian krashed Saturday Night Live this week. Sort of.

As played by cast members Abby Elliott, Nasim Pedrad, and Vanessa Baye, the sisters appeared with Seth Myers on Weekend Update and explained what happened with their prepaid credit card debacle.

They also apologized for other canceled, family-sponsored products, such as the Kardashian birth control pill and temporary back tattoo. The funny segment, posted below, is a spot-on spoof, with one exception:

Where's the talk about rubbing mayo on your vagina?

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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