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Because causing a riot in Australia and trampling over a middle-aged woman in New Zealand weren't clear enough signs that Justin Bieber fans are certifiably insane, the group proved just how ridiculous its affection for Bieber can be when it threatened to murder Kim Kardashian last week.

Seriously, a series of Bieber lovers Tweeted death threats to Kim after she joked about Justin as her boyfriend. What did these Tweets say?

"They sent me messages like, 'If I ever see you in the streets, I will kill you! You took my man!'" Kardashian told Us Weekly. "I got a few today. One said, 'I will shank you.' Not too sure what a 'shank' is."

Hmmm... maybe these two are actually perfect for each other. After all, Bieber doesn't know what the word "German" is.

It's Kim!

Kim is putting on a brave front in the face of these threats. She won't let the terrorists win!

"I still have Bieber fever," she says. "It’s not his fault that all the Beiber fans are after me. They're all young, so I’m hoping that it's all just in fun and that they seriously don’t mean it."

So are we. Who will THG mock and insult for her publicity-garnering, hypocritical ways if Kim is dead?

Well, her sisters. But still.

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Katy Perry has been named No. 1 on Maxim's 2010 Hot 100 List. That is awesome for her. We are big Katy fans, and don't mean to discredit her here, but ...

Blake Lively is fourth. Megan Fox fifth. Marisa Miller is tenth. Tenth.

Last year's winner, Olivia Wilde, fell to 20th. Was she in an accident we're not aware of? What gives? How did the future Mrs. Russell Brand pull this off?

Perry is "a triple - no, quadruple - kind of hot," Maxim Editor-in-Chief Joe Levy says. "It's like that feeling you get when you suddenly realize that the smartest, funniest, coolest girl you know also happens to the best looking."

You buying that?

Hot List Topper

Does Katy Perry deserve her Hot List title?

Don't get us wrong, she seems really cool and Katy Perry pictures are easy on the eyes too. But #1? Let's see how Maxim's rankings match up with yours, readers:

Who would you have voted for atop the Hot List?

 

  • Hottest Blake Lively Photo
  • Decked Out
  • Zoe Saldana Fashion
  • Limber
  • Rihanna in Paris
  • Olivia Munn Nude Pic
  • Another Bikini Pic

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Friday, THG readers were given the task of writing the best caption for this picture of hypokritical celebrities Khloe and Kim Kardashian guzzling QuikTrim.

Your winner for this edition of our Caption Contest is nowingsnow.

Kim, in Australia

Congratulations! The winning caption appears below. Honorable mentions go to LucianGemini and Frank. Follow the above link for all entries sent in.

Thank you to everyone for playing and good luck next time!

Kim: Khloe you are lucky, Lamar did not know about "why buy the 'cow' when he could have milked you through the fence."
Khloe: Instead, he bought the "whole farm."

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When Jessica Simpson rocked a pair of mama jeans last year, she made headlines for weeks.

Granted, the attention was negative - but Simpson turned criticism of her weight into sympathy and even a reality show, True Beauty.

Now, Kim Kardashian is hoping for the same result. She made this same fashion statement earlier in the week and responded to critics before they even had a chance to get vocal.

"For some reason, high-waisted jeans are always branded with this negative term and I think it's kind of ridiculous," she blogged. "Any woman who is proud of her curves should be able to flaunt them in high-waisted jeans!!! I'm proud to rock the mom jeans."

Accentuating the Buttocks
  • Curvy
  • Ugly Jeans

So, wait, Kim: now you're proud to be curvy? What about your revenge body and every other word out of your mouth about QuickTrim?

You tell us, readers: Kim's jeans are...

 

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where readers try to come up with the best caption(s) for the celebrity pic below!

Today's subject? The inkomparable Kim Kardashian and sister Khloe guzzling QuikTrim. What are they saying / doing? What would make a great caption?

Go Green

That's for you to tell us! Just click "Comments" and send in your caption(s) - as many as you like. We will announce the winner Monday. Best of luck ...

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According to ex-husband Damon Thomas, Kim Kardashian is a talentless fame whore who is jealous of her sisters.

That may be true, but so is this: Kardashian brings happiness to our troops overseas, a group of whom recently honored the reality star with a certificate that reads:

Let it be known that this American flag was flown aboard a C-12 during combat operations over Liberated Iraq during Operation Iraqi Freedom. The highlighter team proudly present this flag and certificate to: Kim Kardashian in appreciation of your support and encouragement.

On her blog, Kim says she's been sending autographs to soldiers in the Middle East.

Honoring Kim

Kim may still lack any discernible skills, and may be a total hypocrite that sends bad messages to young girls around the world, but allow us to say: job well done!

If she's brought even the tiniest bit of contentment to our brave soldiers, Kardashian has done something commendable and admirable. Maybe Justin Bieber's fans can stop threatening to kill her now.

Desiring Peace
  • Ripped Jeans
  • Airport Photo
  • LAX Arrival

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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The latest issue of In Touch Weekly features a cover story that says Kim Kardashian is a talentless fame whore. Which raises an obvious question:

How is this news?

Speaking to the tabloid, Kim's ex-husband has harsh words for the woman he was married to from 2000-2004. He says the reality star is "obsessed with fame" and "jealous and competitive with her sisters."

“She can’t write or sing or dance, so she does harmful things in order to validate herself in the media,” Thomas says. “That’s a fame whore to me. It’s just not cool at all.”

We actually find it very cool. Kim's desperate ways allow us to mock her and criticize her on an almost-daily basis. We also get to see her naked sometimes.

Late last month, another report targeted Thomas and accused him of beating Kim. He says this claim is "absolutely not true" and Kim made up the allegations to get “a lot of money” out of him.

So, why did the couple divorce? Simple, Thomas says: Kardashian was cheating on him with “multiple guys.”

In closing, Thomas confirms he paid for multiple plastic sugery procedures (such as liposuction and a boob job) for Kim and that the final straw in their marriage was when he spotted her on a date with J. Lo's ex, Chris Judd.

That's a lot to take in. Do you believe anything Thomas says? Can you believe someone would actually refer to Kim as a "fame whore?" From where would he possibly get that idea?!?

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You know what they say: it's all fun and games until the insane fans of the latest teen sensation murder a talentless reality star.

A couple days after Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber exchanged joking Tweets about their relationship, Kim posted the following message online, addressing it to her pretend boyfriend:

"Seriously Biebs! I'm getting death threats from your fans! This is unBeliebable!"

We'd assume Kim is just being dramatic, but these are the same fans that caused a riot in Australia and trampled Justin's mom in New Zealand. They make Tila Tequila look sane.

  • Kim at the White House
  • Parting the Carpet

Bieber tried to calm his nutty followers this morning. He Tweeted:

"Ladies calm down. @kimkardashian is a friend. a very sexy friend but a friend. no need 4 threats. Let's all be friends and hang out often ;)"

Even if she was more than a friend, Justin, there isn't a need for threats. You really need to reign in your fan base. Or just show them this video. That might do the trick.

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Attention teenage girls around the world: we have good news and bad news.

First, the bad: Justin Bieber has is no longer single. He admitted as much on Twitter yesterday, posting a photo of himself and Kim Kardashian at the White House Correspondents' Dinner and labeling her as his "girlfriend." Sorry, ladies.

Twitter Girlfriend

But there is a silver lining: you might see Bieber naked one of these days, as we all know how much Kim likes to expose her sex life to the world.

Following the aforementioned event in D.C. on Saturday night, Kardashian also took to her Twitter and admitted: "I officially have Bieber Fever!!!"

Does anyone out there have a cure for that? How long do you give this relationship? As you ponder that questionn and cry yourself to sleep tonight over this news, ogle the following shots of Bieber:

  • Signing for Everyone
  • Blue Shoes

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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There is little that Kim Kardashian isn't willing to show the world. Case in point: her raunchy sex tape with Ray J.

But the reality star would like to keep some things secret, and this month's celebrity gossip tabloids have made it their mission to expose her most inner demons.

First, there was the report that ex-husband Damon Thomas beat Kim up, once punching her in the face. The magazine claims to possess court documents that back up this assertion.

Now, In Touch Weekly has allegedly exposed Kardashian's history of plastic surgeries, from butt injections to Botox and a nose job. Study the cover photos of Kim below and sound off: do you think she's gone under the knife?

Plastic Surgery Cover

We wouldn't care one bit if Kim chose to get her body surgically enhanced... except for the fact that she loves to brag about being a natural, curvy role model. Just read what she said about her nude photo in Harper's Bazaar.

To most men, though? They're just happy to stare at Kardashian in tight outfits, such as the following sparkly, unique swimwear. We doubt they'd feel differently if they learned her nose had undergone work.

  • Skin Tight Skirt
  • Sparkly and Sexy
  • Beach Bunny Swimwear
  • New Swimsuit Model

[Photos: Splash News, Fame Pictures]