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We only have a few pet peeves at The Hollywood Gossip:

Driving slowly in the right lane of a highway; flicking cigarette butts on the ground; cheating on your wife with an attention-seeking gold digger.

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Oh, and here's one more: beverage companies that continue to come out with new flavors and formulas.

Take Pepsi. We know this is America and capitalism is awesome and stuff, but couldn't this soda company have been content to rake in billions every year? Did it really need to come out with Pepsi Edge, Pepsi ONE and, the worst of all, Crystal Pepsi?!?

Go spend the extra revenue on charity, you greedy company. We were happy with the original version.

That is, until we saw the latest campaign for Pepsi Max, a sugar-free, low-calorie product being pitched in the ads below by Kim Kardashian.

You got us, PepsiCo.

If updating your product leads to more pics of Kim in leather and a red, lace bra, we'll go purchase every Pepsi Max can on the block. Can we just see more of Kardashian in shots from this campaign first?

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It's official: Bruce Jenner has gone from Olymic Gold Medalist to celebrity gossip joke.

The stepfather to Kim Kardashian and her sisters is no longer known as a world-famous Decathlon star. Instead, he's just another face on reality TV. It's sad, really.

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Especially konsidering the news Kim announced today: Jenner's new face will be the subject of an upcoming episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

A couple weeks ago, Kardashian teased an installment of the series by saying someone in her family will have plastic surgery. Then, earlier today, she blogged that it would be Brody's father:

"Twenty five years ago, Bruce was ill-advised by a doctor to have a partial facelift and a nose job," Kim writes. "Unfortunately, the result wasn't what Bruce had hoped for and for years since then he has been the victim of cruel taunts from the media.

"Since he's turning 60 in October and since it would garner high ratings for our show, Bruce felt it was time to correct the mistakes made by the previous doctor so he went to a new doctor for a second facelif. The results are amazing! Bruce looks better than ever and he is extremely happy with the result."

Kim then went on to plug the unveiling of this new look on Sunday's episode of her show. Naturally.

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Granted, Kim Kardashian has already starred in one movie that involved a lot of sweating, moving and shaking.

But the sex tape she made with Ray J wasn't exactly kid-friendly.

These days, Kardashian is katerning more to the family market with Fit in Your Jeans by Friday, a workout DVD set she's been peddling at every opportunity.

At a recent autograph signing in Beverly Hills, the curvy reality star gave fans a preview of her possible future. Days prior to this event, she told reporters that her and Reggie Bush were inching kloser to marriage and, we assume, kids of their own.

That's a scary thought.

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Click on the pics below to enlarge more shots of Kim, this random kid and the Kardashians...

  • Workout DVDs
  • Kim Kardashian, Baby
  • Kim the Babysitter
  • Kim, Kardashians
  • Kim and Kris Photo

[Photos: Splash News]

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There are some fans who may not like the thought of Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian being together forever. But the two look like they're built to last.

Asked if her hunky NFL star beau might be the last man she ever dates, the former sex tape star said that marriage is "close" ... albeit not too close.

"So many people rush into it and it's all this pressure because they see we've been together for a while," Kim who has been dating Reggie since 2007, told People.

"But, we're heading that direction. When we're ready, we'll know."

So that means it's a strong possibility?

"Definitely," the one-time sex tape partner of the great Ray J said at The Pink Agenda Toasts Mother's Day event in L.A. "It's in our future. We've been together two years but we are taking our time. Hopefully this one will last because of it."

"We're just dating and normal and happy and there's no rush."

When the time comes to pop the question, Reggie Bush doesn't have to worry about seeking blessings - he already has the approval of the sexy celeb's family.

Her mother, Kris, who along with Kim co-hosted a Martini & Rossi-sponsored event at the W Los Angeles WET Pool, had high praise for the New Orleans Saint.

"I think he has a lot of respect for Kim and he loves her so much, you can just see it," Kris gushed. "He's just a really nice guy. When you date somebody in our family it's like you kind of date the whole family and he really fits in well."

Except for his name, that is. You'd think with no initials starting in K, the football star would be automatically ostracized, but good to see they're tolerant.

We look forward to the day the lovebirds tie the knot. In the meantime, we look forward to daily batches of useless but hot Kim Kardashian pictures.

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It looks like Kim Kardashian likes her liquor the same way she likes her men.

The reality TV star headlined a launch party for Hennessy Black this week, as her and a number of other celebrities honored this new alcoholic beverage at an event in Manhattan.

Kardashian was joined by her brother's ex-girlfriend, Adrienne Bailon, who donned a dress that left absolutely nothing to the imagination...

  • Hennessy Black Event
  • Very Busty

Heck, Bailon is showing more cleavage here than Kim showed in her sex tape with Ray J. We're not exaggerating. Go look at images from it!

As for other stars that showed up at the Hennessy Black launch party, click on the photos below for a closer look at each:

  • Black Fan
  • Busty in Black
  • Ciara Image
  • Jaslene Gonzalez Pic

[Photos: Splash News]

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While she may look outlandish to some, the photograph below is actually an example of Kim Kardashian looking more conservative than usual.

Every year, those in attendance at the Kentucky Derby break out the fanciest hats, gloves and outfits they can find. Is this an example of rich, white people betting millions of dollars on horses that are being ridden and whipped against their every whim and desire?

Yes, it's one of the most underrated forms of animal cruelty on the planet.

Still, Kim looks pretty hot at the event, doesn't she?!?

Kim Kardashian at the Kentucky Derby...

 

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Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian have diskovered a new kohort.

The sisters were spotted last week with Kelly Osbourne, a fellow K-named, talentless, attention-starved celebrity that was invited to a roller skating party in celebration of Pepsi's new throwback flavor.

Indeed, Khloe, Kim and Kelly kongregated in konjuncion with a klassic kola.

Klick on these old skhool pics of the klique karousing, retro-style, on skates:

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Brittny Gastineau has a message for celebrity gossip lovers:

Prepare for the cutest babies in the history of the world!

All Three Sisters

The socialite, who starred in E!'s Gastineau Girls, told Us Weekly that good friend Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush have wedding bells and dirty diapers in their future.

"I think Kim and Reggie are definitely going to get married and have babies," Gastineau said at a club opening yesterday. "They’re going to have the cutest babies ever. They really are."

Ouch, Honor Marie. Pretend you didn't hear that.

So, which side of the couple will these adorable children look like? Gastineau said it won't matter.

"They both have very similar smiles. Their kid is going to have a million-dollar smile."

Hmmm, only one million dollars?!? Based on the financial background of Brittny's family, sounds like she's actually insulting Kim's future baby with that comment.

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In the latest issue of Life & Style, Kim Kardashian kontinues her krusade in favor of a genuine kurves.

A bikini-klad Kardashian - who stood up for her cellulite a few weeks ago during a Complex photo shoot - appears on the magazine's kover, which bills the photograph as being "100% UNRETOUCHED."

It goes on to read: This is the real me. I love my body. You should love yours, too.

Life & Style Cover

What is kausing Kim to take such a stance?

"I'm so tired of people pretending they're perfect and covering up things when in reality we are who and what we are. You can try to improve that, but the reality is, nobody's perfect."

We kan't argue with that. Click on the pics below for more photos of a kurvy Kim Kardashian:

  • Klad in Bikini
  • Kim and her Kurves
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This is how we like Kim Kardashian.

Granted, the sexy celeb didn't actually dye her hair blonde yesterday. But the wig she donned still got us scared that she might one day attempt this look.

Please don't, Kim. There's a reason you like your men black: it's your best color.

Kardashian proved as much as this year's Tribeca Film Festival, showing up for yesterday's Wonderful World screening in New York City, looking her best:

Click on the Kim Kardashian pics above for larger, sexier images.

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