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At last night's Teen Choice Awards, the Kardashians beat out such talented competitors as Snooki, Audrina Patridge and Laurieann Gibson for the title of Choice Female Reality/Variety Star.

It was a sad commentary on the state of teenagers in America, but also a telling one: voters essentially threw their hands in the air and admitted: These sisters are all the same! They have no distinct personalities of any kind, so why not give them an award meant to honor a singular individual?

Let's try to separate Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, though, shall we? Below, we've pitted the red carpet styles of these siblings against each other. Who looked best at the ceremony?

Fashion Face-Off!

It's a Kardashian konundrum! Choose now between Kim, Khloe and Kourtney on the red carpet of the Teen Choice Awards. View Poll »

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One thing has been made clear on Keeping Up with the Kardashians this season: Kris Jenner is a controlling, whining attention hog with a bladder problem.

She also enjoys butting into her children's personal lives, making her opinion clear on the state of their relationships and their uteruses. She admitted as much to Us Weekly yesterday.

"I would love more grandchildren," Kris said. "Mason is the love of our lives, and he is so much fun, but there's only one Mason to go around. It would be nice if we had some more."

Kris Jenner Image

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom might have a child one of these days, but the former appears to enjoy talking about the possibility more than actually going through with it. Still, the outcome is in God's hands, not in her private parts.

"I would love all of my children to experience having children on their own," Kris says. "I think going through that process of being pregnant and giving birth, everybody should, if you can and you're blessed."

Seriously, kids. Mommy needs another set of newborn photos to sell to the tabloids.

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Only Kim Kardashian could even contemplate something like this.

The reality star is using her wedding to Kris Humphries as a marketing tool, coming out with a fragrance ("Love by Kim Kardashian") that she'll wear down the aisle - and, of course, charge $100 to naive fans to purchase.

Boring Kim Kover

Coming soon: four hours of Kim Kardashian wedding coverage. Also: the Apocalypse.

"My wedding day is going to be really special. My fragrance will be a keepsake I can keep for years, and I am excited to be able to share it with my fans," Kardashian told Us Weekly.

Perhaps someday the public will catch on: Being able to "share it with my fans" is nothing more than a euphemism for "cashing in on every conceivable opportunity I can because followers actually think they know me and I care about them."

Will you purchase this perfume?

 

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You may have seen the invitation, but, sorry folks, none of you are invited to Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' August 20 wedding ceremony.

However, the entire viewing world is welcome to tune in a couple months later and watch every detail unfold on Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, the two-night program that will air on E! on October 9 and 10.

Seriously, even this reality star's specials have boring titles.

Kris, Kim

Earlier this week, Kardashian announced that Vera Wang would be designing her dress, blogging:

"Vera has been a close family friend for a long time and we had talked about this moment for years. So when it came to picking my wedding dress designer, she was the first person I thought of. No one designs gowns the way she does!"

And no one exploits the ignorance of young fans or the concept of love like Kim does. It's a perfect match!

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Kim Kardashian has been chosen as the cover girl for an upcoming, unique magazine edition.

No, it isn't Talentless Reality Stars with Big Breasts Who Use Social Networks to Milk Millions from Supposed Fans. Instead, it's an issue of World's Most Beautiful shot entirely in 3-D.

Conceived by photographer Nick Saglimbeni, the shoot "amazed" Kim, who claims she had no idea what she was in for when she agreed to a pictorial for the publication.

"It's like you're popping out of the screen!" Kim says in the interview that accompanies her spread, which will available August 8 in a limited-edition print version for $4.99. "There are so many exciting things you can do with 3-D. I can't wait to see what you do with it after this."

Seriously. Ray J is awaiting Kim's call. Just imaging the possibilities!

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Who will Ashley Hebert choose on The Bachelorette? Who cares!

Did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone? Whatever!

We finally have an answer to one of life's most pressing questions: Who will be designing Kim Kardashian's wedding dress? And the lucky woman is...

Wedding Cake Shopping

... Vera Wang!!!

"What a glorious moment!" the designer told E! News. "I am so thrilled to be dressing Kim for her wedding to Kris Humphries! As a friend of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, I wish the engaged couple all the joy and happiness in the world!"

Details on the dress are being kept quiet, but you can check out the wedding invitation HERE and you can start the countdown to the August 20 nuptials right now. We can totally wait!

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Kim Kardashian has no problem letting cameras into her life or athletes between her legs. But the reality star has to draw the line somewhere.

And that place is apparently at her front gate.

Kim Kardashian and the Girls

A fan showed up at the edge of Kim's property today, and while no incident seems to have gone down, Kardashian did take to Twitter to warn off others. She wrote:

I pride myself in being very open & available to my fans, but the one place I won't interact or tolerate people showing up to is my home. I wont answer my gate & I don’t find it appropriate. This is my personal space & my comfort zone & when that is violated, I have a problem. I luv 2 meet my fans,u mean the world 2 me but I please ask that u don’t show up 2 my home.It scares me&I feel it violates my personal space. Security will be enforced 24hrs a day. Looks like I will be moving soon...

Speaking of violating Kim's personal space -- ok, nevermind. Stalking actually is a serious issues and we agree: chill, fans.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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What are we doing, readers? Did we just spend a half hour of our lives watching Kris Jenner talk about her bladder and her vagina? Have we no dignity?!?

While I re-consider how I spend my free time, let's review the latest scripted episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, THG style!

Kris Jenner often pees herself. MINUS 7 because I don't care and because that's gross.

There's apparently a rule of no phones at the dinner table in this household. Multiple TV cameras, though? No problem! PLUS 9.

Kris is upset because her kids keep giving her a hard time over her bladder in front of strangers. Unless me and her are tighter than I realized, MINUS 19 for her complaining about this to a TV camera.

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Unless she takes our advice and gets back together with Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian will walk down the aisle with Kris Humphries on August 20.

The black tie wedding will take place in Montecito, with the invitation reading: "Kris and Bruce Jenner request the pleasure of your company at the marriage of their daughter Kimberly Kardashian to Kristopher Humphries."

The Kim Kardashian Wedding Invitation

Aren't those crossed Ks adorable?!? What do you think of the invitation?

 

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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