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Kim Kardashian is featured in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar, and, incredibly, she's NOT naked or hypocritical this time around.

She's just annoying.

Harper's Bazaar Cover
  • Kim... Klothed?
  • A New Pose

Dressed like Cleopatra, for reasons that will remain forever unclear, the professional star once again talks about her weight, telling the publication:

"I'm on a diet. I need to be. I love to eat, Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day."

If that's the case, how does Kim remain so svelte? Easy. She spends a lot of time on the toilet.

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It took Prince about 10 seconds to realize what the public has known for years:

Kim Kardashian is stiffer than Brett Favre when texting New York Jets employees.

During his concert in Madison Square Garden last night, the iconic artist invited Karadashian to dance with him on stage. Without a script, personality or any sense of spontaneity, however, the talentless reality star simply froze. It didn't take long for Prince to give her the boot, as you can watch here:

Later in the evening - likely after E! flew in writers to tell her exactly how to act - Prince gave Kim a mulligan. She proudly Tweeted about the successful follow-up:

"Went up on stage AGAIN! This time I redeemed myself! We all danced while Prince played the piano! Wow! What a night!"

It's a good thing Kardashian didn't freeze like this when Ray J turned the camera on her in 2007. She'd never have scored front row tickets to a Prince show otherwise.

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Kim Kardashian starred in her biggest national commercial last night, during Super Bowl XLV no less.

But the evening prior to the game was just as exciting for this professional celebrity, if her relationship with Kris Humphries is to be believed as anything more than a PR stunt.

Kim dined with the Nets power forward and his family at STK in New York City, helping to celebrate Humphries' 26th birthday. She even picked up the $900 for the meal and left a generous tip, witnesses say.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

"Yummy dinner with yummy people!" Kim Tweeted on Saturday night.

Sources claim the couple exited the restaurant and ran into a homeless man looking for a handout from Humphries. But he had to let the guy down, he said, because "the lady paid for dinner, I don't even have a wallet."

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Kim Kardashian did what she does best during her Super Bowl XLV commercial for Sketchers last night:

The reality star wore very little clothing and flirted with men. She sent a bad message at the same time, telling viewers that you don't need a personal trainer as long as you walk around in these sneakers.

Go ahead and try that, people. Eschew working out for a type of footwear. See how far it gets you.

What did you think of the ad? Cute and effective? Or predictable and lame?

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Have we mentioned recently how Kim Kardashian is a hypocritical phony who will say and do anything to generate headlines and revenue? Most recent case in point:

Days after million of viewers who need to get lives watched Kim cry a river over naked pictures of herself in W Magazine, the professional waste of oxygen confided to Us Weekly last night:

"Looking back, I love the photos. W Magazine is iconic, so I'm really happy that I did it and that those are the photos."

  • Kim Kardashian Naked Photo
  • Kim Kardashian Nude Picture

Kim then said the only honest words she'll ever utter: "Obviously I'm comfortable posing nude," adding: "I've done that before, and I did that then for the magazine. But that's probably not the direction I would've wanted to go if I thought that was going to be the case."

So... just wondering, Kim: you took your clothes off, posed for a photographer, and did NOT think the shots would end up in the magazine?

That's as ignorant as anyone who believes you write your own blog.

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Kim and Khloe Kardashian have given us many reasons to dislike them:

The talentless sisters hawk any product that comes their way, will not shut up about their weight and seem to truly believe they contribute something to society.

But now they've really crossed a line! In the following commercial for "Never Say Never," the siblings hype Justin Bieber's new movie, and are then asked out by the singer himself! He offers to take them to see the film and, let's be frank, we all know what happens on dates inside a dark theater. Those darn Kardashians...

This isn't the first time Justin and Kim have shared the spotlight, of course. The pair flirted up a storm in an Elle magazine spread last August.

This also isn't the first time Justin has relied on his famous friends to help promote his biopic. But when Pauly D and The Situation provided a hand, it was hilarious, not nauseating.

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Things are about to get rather awkward in the Kardashian household.

It's all due to a shocking, 100% true and valid confession that Scott Disick makes in the latest edition of In Touch Weekly: he's in love with Kim Kardashian.

This is apparently more newsworthy than the other big story of the week: Brad Pitt is still seeing Jennifer Aniston. Naked, we presume. Wow...

Crushing on Kim

In response to this story - clearly not printed with the full permission of the Kardashians in exchange for a bundle of cash - Kim Tweeted a photo of the magazine, along with the message:

OMG @ScottDisick I had no idea u felt this way! @KourtneyKardash we need to talk.

There you have it, folks. Verified by Kim herself. Might a threeway sex tape be far behind?

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FHM has come up big for men all over Europe this month.

In France, those that subscribe to this publication can drool over photos of Olivia Wilde in the March 2011 edition, a few of which feature the House star without a shirt on. Oh, yes, you read that correctly.

Meanwhile, British readers can sort through a handful of images rarely seen before in the pages of a magazine: Kim Kardashian in a bikini!

  • Olivia Wilde for FHM France
  • Covering FHM UK

Below, we've posted thumbnails of each of these beauties, courtesy of the FHM editions above. Click on each to enlarge, gather the necessary information and then answer the following poll:

  • Kim Kardashian in a Bathing Suit
  • Bikini Frolick
  • Splashing Around
  • Kracking Up
  • All Wet Again

Olivia or Kim. Which would you rather...

 

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On this week's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian pretended to be upset by last year's naked pictorial in W Magazine.

It was a virtuoso performance, capped by Kim crying that she was misled because the photos were "full-on porn" and then stating: "I'm never taking my clothes off again, even if it's for Vogue." We have three responses:

  1. That sucks for Kris Humphries.
  2. This is an example of Kim Kardashian at her best/most nauseating: posing naked, playing a victim and still managing to shill for a company.
  3. We wonder how many takes it took for Kim to make her tears look believable.
W Magazine Cover

W, meanwhile, had a response of its own. The publication released a statement today that reads as ridiculously as Kim sounds:

"In keeping in line with the theme of W Magazine's November Art Issue, Kim Kardashian's cover was conceived as an artistic collaboration with well-known artist Barbara Kruger, and was a meditation on the influence that reality TV has on contemporary culture.

"The inside portfolio documented the career and power of Kim Kardashian as a work of art, using the language of artists like Jeff Koons ... and Gilbert & George."

An artistic collaboration?!? A meditation on reality TV?!? You photographed Kim Kardashian nude because it would bring a lot of attention to your magazine. Man up. Admit it. Move on.

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On last night's episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian spent a bulk of the episode pretending to cry over her naked spread in W.

But the reality star has a major reason to be happy this morning: she's a new mother!!!

As confirmed by this random tabloid, Kim has gone against her family's wishes and adopted an African-American child. It's surprising the mainstream media has not reported on the story, but we all know how much Kardashian likes to keep her private life private.

Kim is a Mother!

Editor's note: if you believe a word of this cover story, you likely also believe that Kim, Khloe and Kourtney actually write their own blogs and that Charlie Sheen will exit rehab a changed man.

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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