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Man, why do we ever make fun of Kim Kardashian?!?

Granted, the celebrity has no talent and is only famous because she allowed an aspiring hip hop artist to film the pair having sexual intercourse.

But she also seems mostly aware of these facts and, therefore, doesn't try to act, sing or do much at all except wear sexy outfits. Case in point, from this week: her one-piece at the AMP Energy Bullrun Rally.

Now, at an event for Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in Miami, the reality star essentially donned lacy lingerie in public. Check out Kim's outfit below, as she poses with her sisters and even with Selena Gomez:

Kim's mission is clear: Reggie revenge! She's obviously accomplished it.

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Kim Kardashian is taking revenge on Reggie Bush... again!

In a sign that tabloids are officially out of topics on which to report, Life & Style has run the SAME EXACT COVER STORY this week as it ran in mid-April.

Once more, the magazine is touting Kim's bikini body, as if it's something to aspire to and not something she accomplished by downing a dangerous diet supplement and then sitting on the toilet for days on end.

We'd tell the publication to cover some other facet of Kardashian's life, but let's face it: Is there anything remotely interesting about this large-breasted celebrity except for how she looks in a bathing suit?

The Revenge Body

The clear answers appear to be a big, fat NO. After all, just look at the fascinating cover stories various magazines have run on Kardashian over the past few months (click to enlarge). Does anyone else sense a (pointless) theme here?

  • QuickTrim Bodies
  • Diet Experts
  • Boob Jobs!
  • Bikini Body Slim-Down!
  • Bikini Diets That So Work

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Eat your heart out, Reggie Bush.

Kim Kardashian and Miles Austin made one of their first public appearances as a couple last night, stepping out at a private residence in Bel Air as guests Serena Williams' Pre-ESPYs House Party.

Tweeted Kim prior to the event: Kardashian Tweeted: "Soooo excited for @serenawilliams party tonight!!! Woooowhoo"

Kim Kardashian and Miles Austin

Kardashian and Austin spent all of July Fourth weekend together. They even shut down a club in New Jersey in order to get their groove on.

Kim also threw her new man a birthday bash at NYC steakhouse STK on June 30. Sorry to break this to you, Ty Lawson. Maybe someone else is available for 17 minutes.

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If we were the cynical type, we'd say Kim Kardashian is only pretending to be Lindsay Lohan's friend these days because it makes her look like a caring individual.

After all, Kim stopped by Lindsay's house for dinner the day after Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in prison - and we challenge anyone to come up with the last time these two hung out prior to that verdict.

At the Amp Energy Bullrun Rally this weekend, Kardashian was asked about this newfound connection and told OK! Weekly: “I just think that no matter what your friends go through you just have to support your friends, no matter what.”

Speaking of support, Kim's outfit at this random event supported her curves quite well:

Hot Suit

Kardashian was also asked about Lamar Odom at the rally and had nothing but praise for her brother-in-law:

“Lamar is a really strong guy... I think it takes a real man to be able to handle living this crazy life. And having him and his wife be in it together is a lot to deal with, but everyone does a good job at it. You have to not let it really affect your life too much.”

Not affect your life too much?!? This is your life, Kim! The press and the paparazzi and the tabloid covers are how you and your family make a living.

Don't make it sound like it's a burden. That rings even more hollow than your friendship with Lohan.

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The AMP Energy Bullrun Rally is an annual eight-day race across the country, pitting 100 cars against one another to see who can leave from New York City and get to Las Vegas first.

What does this have to do with Kim Kardashian? Absolutely nothing, except she pocketed thousands of dollars to serve as the official "Flag Girl" for the start of the event on Saturday.

We'd make some comment about this being a sign of the Apocalypse (how can someone with so little talent make so much money for doing absolutely nothing?!?) - but Kardashian may have actually earned her pay day in this case.

Seriously, just look at her...

Start Your Staring!
  • Nice Shirt
  • Skin Tight and Sexy
  • At a Rally
  • Ample Rump
  • Rallying Around Kim

[Photos: Splash News]

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You just couldn't let Bruce Willis have the spotlight, could you Kim Kardashian?!?

The same week this movie star came out with "the manlest scene in the world," Kim announced that she'll release her second fragrance in February 2011. We can't believe we need to wait so long to smell like the sweat of Miles Austin.

Taking Herself In

Follow this link to order your Kim Kardashian perfume today!

"I am so excited to tell you guys that my second fragrance will launch in February of 2011!!!!! I wanted to let you guys know here first so you can all share the excitement with me," Kim wrote on her blog, adding that the theme is "glamorous."

Replied a user on Kardashian's official site:

KIM thats GREAT NEWS!!!!! Im so glad bc honestly your current fragrance didnt work for me, I really wanted to like it, I bought to support u bc I love u and am a big big big fan, but the scent was to “flowery” for me. Hope your new one is different, so i can wear. But regardless I will purchase it!

That sums up Kim's fan base well: blindly supportive, vocal with their affection for this professional celebrity, yet honest about the utter lack of value she has to offer to them and/or the world in general.

Meanwhile, it's ironic this individual found the fragrance to be too flowery. This reality star was deflowered years ago on tape. We all saw it.

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Following a Fourth of July weekend spent shutting down clubs and meeting his girlfriend's family, Miles Austin can breathe a sigh of relief:

The Kardashians have given Kim's new boyfriend their talentless seal of approval.

"Kourtney and Khloé really like him," a source tells E! News. "They're really meshing well together."

And why shouldn't they? Austin plays for the Dallas Cowboys, also known as "America's Team." He ought to help the Kardashian brand grow even larger across the country, if that's possible.

Things between Kim and Miles are reportedly going so well that she doesn't care what Reggie Bush does in his free time. Or, to be specific, who he does, such as Kanye West's ex-girlfriend Amber Rose.

Said the same insider: "Thankfully, she's over it and doesn't even realize, notice or care."

The new couple spent every night this weekend together, looking "smitten" outside a New York City hot spot, witnesses say. Many Cowboys fans are already making plans for a Super Bowl parade as a result.

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This is both sweet and nauseating.

In the aftermath of Lindsay Lohan's 90-day jail sentencing yesterday afternoon, Kim Kardashian has Tweeted support of her fellow promiscuous celebrity. She wrote:

Holding All Her Kards

Sending positivity your way @LindsayLohan Love you! Everyone please send LL your sweet prayers. U never know when someone really needs it.

No offense to Kim or Lindsay, but we think God has better things to do with His time than answer prayers related to an alcoholic trainwreck who will likely benefit from a stint in jail. Lohan needs some wake up call to turn around her life, doesn't she?

Two women, four huge breasts, zero talent, one jail sentence.

In between sobs and lewd nail painting, Lindsay replied to Kim and Tweeted: “thank you so much @KimKardashian – thanks for being such a good friend, it means a lot to me."

Fortunately for Lohan, she'll meet many new good friends in jail, too. Especially when she drops the soap.

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To some, the Fourth of July means friends, family and two of the cutest young artists on the planet.

To others, it means private yachts, drinking and a party so exclusive that bouncers actually bar the public from entering.

Count Kim Kardashian in the latter group, as she and Miles Austin stopped by a club named Avenue in Long Branch, New Jersey on Friday night. The pair shut down the place entirely, sources say, arriving around midnight and prompting the manager to take charge.

“He was telling guests outside that he had special guests inside,” a witness told Hollywood Life. “Even though the club was half empty he wouldn’t let anyone in.”

Boat Bound

For a change, Kim was reportedly keen on not having her photo taken. She had security surround her and Austin at a private table all evening and:

“At one point Kim got up to use the restroom and was protected by three huge bodyguards. They were keeping her hidden from the crowd.”

The couple left after just an hour or so at the venue. Later in the weekend, they boarded a private yacht with the rest of the Kardashians in honor of Khloe's birthday. These people live really tough lives.

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How do you know when a fashion trend has hit Hollywood?

When three women from three completely different walks of life are spotted out in it.

Case in point: over the last few weeks, Miranda Cosgrove (a 17-year old pop singer), Kim Kardashian (a 29-year old professional celebrity) and Salma Hayek (a 43-year old Oscar nominee) all showed off new purple dresses.

You know where we're going with this, right? Compare, contrast and vote below...

In Purple

Who looks prettiest in purple?