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Ever wanted a watch that will tell you when it's time to Tweet, pose naked or date a professional athlete? Good, you're in luck!

In her quest to remain the highest paid, least talented reality star on television, Kim Kardashian has come out with the latest item on which she simply slapped her name a new product:

A collection of wristwatches.

Watch By Kim

At the Los Angeles launch party for this line last night, Kim was asked about her recent split with Gabriel Aubry and delivered one of the funniest quotes of the year:

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You can rest easy now, Halle Berry. Kim Kardashian is no longer trying to steal your life.

Sources tell Life & Style that Kardashian has already called it quits with short-term boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, with whom she was spotted on a couple dates last month.

"Kim feels like Gabriel was just using her for her fame," an insider told the magazine, adding that the 34-year old model "is older than Kim is looking for."

  • Holding All Her Kards
  • Gorgeous Gabriel

Of course, Kim isn't just sitting at home on Saturday nights. Another source says there's a "real spark" between her and New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries. They first dined together in early November and also went out in NYC this past weekend.

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This is what giant boobs, a lack of talent and zero hesitation to attach your name to any product on the market will get you: A bank account larger than any other reality star on television.

In a new study conducted by The Daily Beast, Kim Kardashian was ranked the highest earner of all those that have benefited from a culture that asks most celebrities to bring nothing to the table except Twitter accounts and children.

  • Wearing Ugly Clothes
  • LC Cover
  • Bethenny at the VMAs
  • Paul D

It was a good year for these reality stars. It was a bad year for the concepts of shame and privacy.

Here's a look at the richest reality stars of 2010:

  1. Kim Kardashian: $6 million
  2. Lauren Conrad: $5 million
  3. Bethenny Frankel: $4 million
  4. Audrina Patridge: $3.5 million
  5. Kate Gosselin: $3.5 million
  6. The Situation: $3 million
  7. Khloe Kardashian: $2.5 million
  8. Kourtney Kardashian: $2.5 million
  9. Pauly D: $2 million
  10. Kendra Wilkinson: $2 million

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Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian krashed Saturday Night Live this week. Sort of.

As played by cast members Abby Elliott, Nasim Pedrad, and Vanessa Baye, the sisters appeared with Seth Myers on Weekend Update and explained what happened with their prepaid credit card debacle.

They also apologized for other canceled, family-sponsored products, such as the Kardashian birth control pill and temporary back tattoo. The funny segment, posted below, is a spot-on spoof, with one exception:

Where's the talk about rubbing mayo on your vagina?

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We understand that the body parts on Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian are pretty much all these professional celebrities have going for them.

Still, can someone tell these reality stars to stop talking about their vaginas in public?

Book Signing Photo

It was bad enough that we had to watch Kourtney give Khloe a bikini wax.

Then, last night, the sisters appeared on Conan and brought up a Twitter discussion two of them had about spreading mayonnaise on one's private region. Kim actually had to be the voice of reason and tell her siblings:

"Don't you guys realize that most of our fans are under the age 18 and you are bad influences on them? Talking about putting mayonnaise on your thing is not appropriate."

Below, watch the entire exchange, laugh at Conan's expression and shake your head over the state of a society that holds these women in such esteem.

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Look out, Halle Berry. Kim Kardashian is coming after your former lover...

... and current daughter!

Following confirmation that Kim is, indeed, dating Berry's ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, In Touch Weekly has taken the next logical step, running a cover story that claims these two are discussing marriage and supposedly quoting Kardashian as saying that she'll be a great stepmom to little Nahla.

We wouldn't chance it, Halle. Enter the tyke in witness protection ASAP!

Tormented by Kim!

Based on this cover, we have to ask: Who would you rather...

 

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Internet users have Binged & Decided: they care more about large breasts than politics or deceased icons.

Indeed, Kim Kardashian konqured all komers and was the most searched-for individual on all of Bing in 2010. What did the reality star do this year that elicited so many hits?

Kim Kardashian Nude Photo

Well... there was that time she posed naked for a magazine. And then that other time she posed naked for a magazine. She also wore a blonde wig on a couple of occasions and asked fans on her blog how it looked. Seriously, Kim accomplished A LOT!

Kim Kardashian is very popular. No one can rationally explain why.

What other celebrities rounded out the top 10 on Bing in 2010? We've listed them below:

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The Kardashians have been ripping people off. No, we aren't referring to the fact that this family has managed to convince people to purchase its merchandise and waste hours of their lives following the exploits of utterly talentless individuals.

For now, at least, we're just talking about the credit card sponsored by Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.

Kredit Kard

Due to allegations of exorbitant, possibly illegal fees, the Kardashians have yanked their prepaid Mastercard off the market. The move is a response to the Attorney General of Connecticut actually opening up an investigation because the card might have been violating consumer protection laws.

Let's all give Sarah Palin a moment to Tweet about how the government should just leave us alone, dammit...

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Kim Kardashian is finally putting her inexplicable popularity to good use.

The large-breasted sex tape star is one of a number of big names participating in the Digital Life Sacrifice event, a charitable effort spearheaded by Alicia Keys that asks celebrities to stay off all social networking sites until $1 million is raised in honor of World AIDS Day on December 1.

Skin Tight Skirt

In a poster to promote the cause, Kim does the same thing that made her famous in the first place: lie down in front of a camera with her eyes closed...

"Kim Kardashian Is Dead," reads this ad, detailing how she has sacrificed her digital life "to give real life to millions of others affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa and India. Visit BuyLife.org or text ‘KIM’ to ‘90999’ to buy her life now."

We're all for any celebrity using his/her fame to raise funds. But wouldn't this be a more effective campaign if the population could donate money to keep Kim off Twitter and Facebook?

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Kritics of Kardashian Konfidential have understandably wondered:

What could Kourtney, Khloe and Kim possibly reveal in this "sisterhood autobiography?" The siblings blog about every aspect of their lives and let cameras film such intimate moments as a bikini wax.

Already Miserable

But we've (unfortunately) read the book and can state that it actually does contain a few juicy tidbits. Why should the public care about when Khloe lost her virginity? We have no idea. Still, it's one of several items we learned from the tome and report on below.

1. Khloe gave it up to an older man when she was 14. She used to steal Bruce Jenner's car and drive to secret sex sessions with this boyfriend, but tells readers NOT to be like her: "You should never, ever have sex when you're that young," her ghost writer she writes. "Feeling rushed and pressured and unsure should have been my clue that I wasn't ready to take that step."

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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