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With Khloe Kardashian still MIA from the show that carries her name, the focus this week turned to good ol' Scott Disick.

Read on to see what the THG intern stuck reviewing Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami thought of last night's installment...

Kim Waving

Is Khloe off the show now?  Not that it matters much, since Scott is the spotlight of this scripted reality show.  Cue the ominous music, Hurricane Scott is about to hit South Florida!

In the filler episode, “Kourtney’s Denial,” Mr. Disick is constantly MIA, just like the name of his club.  Kourtney says she doesn’t care, Scott doesn’t need a babysitter, etc etc.  Then the evidence continues to mount against him.

Kim is working at the Dash.  The Dash actresses are talking about running into Scott out at night.  Kim conveniently overhears.  She reports back to Kourtney.  Kim wants Kourtney to open her heavily made up eyes and realize she’s living the life of a single mother. 

Ummm, don’t they have nannies?

Kim is also missing some expensive wine and assumes it’s Scott. Scott says he didn’t take it and Kourtney later finds the empty bottles on the roof.  How strategically placed!  Well done, E! 

After an adorable Kardashian/Jenner montage of family member bashing Scott, Kourt realizes perhaps he is just a tad out of control.

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All of a sudden, Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian are like that couple everyone hates to be around.

I love you more! No, I love you more!

It all started when Lovato told People she considers Kim a fashion icon, explaining: “I just love the way that she dresses. She wears clothes that fit her body... I’ve been embracing my body as I’ve been getting older, I’m starting to have curves and I’m embracing it and kind of looking to her style to help me out with that.”

It's true: Kardashian did earn Fashion Choice of the Week from THG a couple days ago. But not for the reasons Demi is babbling about.

Taking Herself In

Never one to not publicly acknowledge a compliment, Kim took to her blog today and replied:

Demi is one of the few young stars who manages to show off her own unique style and sense of self while still keeping her looks age-appropriate. I think when young girls look up to you, it’s important to set a good example, and that’s exactly what Demi is doing with her style. Keep it up, girl, you look fab! :)

It really makes me feel so happy to know that young girls are proud of their shapely bodies. Curves are beautiful, girls!!!

Really, Kim? Then what the heck are you doing on every tabloid cover talking about your weight loss and in every interview talking about QuickTrim?!?

What an attention-starved hypocrite.

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It's not "To be or not to be?" but an important question was still posted this week:

Can you still refer to a show as “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami” when one of the titled sisters has flown the coop? The THG intern assigned to cover this overly scripted E! series has posed that question because Kim Kardashian took the place of Khloe. Let's see what went down last night...

Kim Kardashian with Lighter Hair

No Khloe doll this week.  Instead she was replaced by someone who is starting to look more and more like an actual doll: Miss Kimmy Kardashian, middle sister and media whore extraordinaire.

Okay, for reals, how much makeup does Kim wear?  They all wear a ton, but but Kim takes the painted-on cake.  Her look is omni-changing, prompting my roommate to constantly ask “Do you think she had work done?”

Whatever. What I really want to know is if Kourtney and Scott banging on the balcony was staged.  Knowing the Kardashians, of course. They have no shame and, to be honest, I was cracking up.  Welcome to Miami, Kim!!!

The flashbacks of Kourtney and Kim were cute, but after that, the episode pretty much went downhill. 

Kim’s addicted to her blackberry (aka "crackberry.") No shock there.  It’s crazy how much more paparazzi Kim attracts; that scene outside of Dash was crazy.

Speaking of Dash, once again the employees showed how mind-numbingly stupid they are.  Why on earth would you ever talk about potentially having an STD while being filmed for a reality show?  SERIOULSY. An IQ, or even common sense, test is clearly not required during employee screenings for Dash. 

And if you don’t want people knowing your private business, then don’t reveal it on camera.

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Man, why do we ever make fun of Kim Kardashian?!?

Granted, the celebrity has no talent and is only famous because she allowed an aspiring hip hop artist to film the pair having sexual intercourse.

But she also seems mostly aware of these facts and, therefore, doesn't try to act, sing or do much at all except wear sexy outfits. Case in point, from this week: her one-piece at the AMP Energy Bullrun Rally.

Now, at an event for Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in Miami, the reality star essentially donned lacy lingerie in public. Check out Kim's outfit below, as she poses with her sisters and even with Selena Gomez:

Kim's mission is clear: Reggie revenge! She's obviously accomplished it.

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Kim Kardashian is taking revenge on Reggie Bush... again!

In a sign that tabloids are officially out of topics on which to report, Life & Style has run the SAME EXACT COVER STORY this week as it ran in mid-April.

Once more, the magazine is touting Kim's bikini body, as if it's something to aspire to and not something she accomplished by downing a dangerous diet supplement and then sitting on the toilet for days on end.

We'd tell the publication to cover some other facet of Kardashian's life, but let's face it: Is there anything remotely interesting about this large-breasted celebrity except for how she looks in a bathing suit?

The Revenge Body

The clear answers appear to be a big, fat NO. After all, just look at the fascinating cover stories various magazines have run on Kardashian over the past few months (click to enlarge). Does anyone else sense a (pointless) theme here?

  • QuickTrim Bodies
  • Diet Experts
  • Boob Jobs!
  • Bikini Body Slim-Down!
  • Bikini Diets That So Work
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Eat your heart out, Reggie Bush.

Kim Kardashian and Miles Austin made one of their first public appearances as a couple last night, stepping out at a private residence in Bel Air as guests Serena Williams' Pre-ESPYs House Party.

Tweeted Kim prior to the event: Kardashian Tweeted: "Soooo excited for @serenawilliams party tonight!!! Woooowhoo"

Kim Kardashian and Miles Austin

Kardashian and Austin spent all of July Fourth weekend together. They even shut down a club in New Jersey in order to get their groove on.

Kim also threw her new man a birthday bash at NYC steakhouse STK on June 30. Sorry to break this to you, Ty Lawson. Maybe someone else is available for 17 minutes.

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If we were the cynical type, we'd say Kim Kardashian is only pretending to be Lindsay Lohan's friend these days because it makes her look like a caring individual.

After all, Kim stopped by Lindsay's house for dinner the day after Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in prison - and we challenge anyone to come up with the last time these two hung out prior to that verdict.

At the Amp Energy Bullrun Rally this weekend, Kardashian was asked about this newfound connection and told OK! Weekly: “I just think that no matter what your friends go through you just have to support your friends, no matter what.”

Speaking of support, Kim's outfit at this random event supported her curves quite well:

Hot Suit

Kardashian was also asked about Lamar Odom at the rally and had nothing but praise for her brother-in-law:

“Lamar is a really strong guy... I think it takes a real man to be able to handle living this crazy life. And having him and his wife be in it together is a lot to deal with, but everyone does a good job at it. You have to not let it really affect your life too much.”

Not affect your life too much?!? This is your life, Kim! The press and the paparazzi and the tabloid covers are how you and your family make a living.

Don't make it sound like it's a burden. That rings even more hollow than your friendship with Lohan.

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The AMP Energy Bullrun Rally is an annual eight-day race across the country, pitting 100 cars against one another to see who can leave from New York City and get to Las Vegas first.

What does this have to do with Kim Kardashian? Absolutely nothing, except she pocketed thousands of dollars to serve as the official "Flag Girl" for the start of the event on Saturday.

We'd make some comment about this being a sign of the Apocalypse (how can someone with so little talent make so much money for doing absolutely nothing?!?) - but Kardashian may have actually earned her pay day in this case.

Seriously, just look at her...

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  • Nice Shirt
  • Skin Tight and Sexy
  • At a Rally
  • Ample Rump
  • Rallying Around Kim

[Photos: Splash News]

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You just couldn't let Bruce Willis have the spotlight, could you Kim Kardashian?!?

The same week this movie star came out with "the manlest scene in the world," Kim announced that she'll release her second fragrance in February 2011. We can't believe we need to wait so long to smell like the sweat of Miles Austin.

Taking Herself In

Follow this link to order your Kim Kardashian perfume today!

"I am so excited to tell you guys that my second fragrance will launch in February of 2011!!!!! I wanted to let you guys know here first so you can all share the excitement with me," Kim wrote on her blog, adding that the theme is "glamorous."

Replied a user on Kardashian's official site:

KIM thats GREAT NEWS!!!!! Im so glad bc honestly your current fragrance didnt work for me, I really wanted to like it, I bought to support u bc I love u and am a big big big fan, but the scent was to “flowery” for me. Hope your new one is different, so i can wear. But regardless I will purchase it!

That sums up Kim's fan base well: blindly supportive, vocal with their affection for this professional celebrity, yet honest about the utter lack of value she has to offer to them and/or the world in general.

Meanwhile, it's ironic this individual found the fragrance to be too flowery. This reality star was deflowered years ago on tape. We all saw it.

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Following a Fourth of July weekend spent shutting down clubs and meeting his girlfriend's family, Miles Austin can breathe a sigh of relief:

The Kardashians have given Kim's new boyfriend their talentless seal of approval.

"Kourtney and Khloé really like him," a source tells E! News. "They're really meshing well together."

And why shouldn't they? Austin plays for the Dallas Cowboys, also known as "America's Team." He ought to help the Kardashian brand grow even larger across the country, if that's possible.

Things between Kim and Miles are reportedly going so well that she doesn't care what Reggie Bush does in his free time. Or, to be specific, who he does, such as Kanye West's ex-girlfriend Amber Rose.

Said the same insider: "Thankfully, she's over it and doesn't even realize, notice or care."

The new couple spent every night this weekend together, looking "smitten" outside a New York City hot spot, witnesses say. Many Cowboys fans are already making plans for a Super Bowl parade as a result.

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