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Following this disaster, Kim Kardashian might have finally realized she has no future in the fashion business.

So, what's next for the huge-boobed reality star? Gulp, a pop album.

Sources confirm that Kardashian is actually working with producer/songwriter Terius "The Dream" Nash on a CD, as insiders simply say: the duo is recording in New York City and "working on some fun music."

Wearing Ugly Clothes

Would you purchase a Kim Kardashian CD?

 

** We've actually come across rumored titles for this album. They are:

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Now we know why Kim Kardashian takes her clothes off all the time.

It's not because she lacks the talent to make headlines any other way. Okay... that is actually a major reason why.

Kim on the Katwalk

But it's also because the alternative is for Kim to dress herself in ways that are harmful to the retinas of all that stare too closely. Consider yourself warned, readers, and then take a look at the latest monstrosity donned by Kim at a New Jersey Nets game on Sunday afternoon.

She was in attendance because LeBron James and the Heat were in town, meaning Kim could sit courtside and pose for the camera. It's what she does best, after all...

Kim Kardashian's outfit is...

 

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One is never enough for Kim Kardashian.

No, we aren't referring to professional athletes. Or naked photo spreads. Instead, we're talking about Halloween costumes from this weekend alone, as Kim strutted her busty stuff on numerous red carpets and changed her look up each time.

First, she was an innocent girl lost in the woods. Then, a princess with a crown... a pirate full of booty... and, lastly, a spotted jungle cat, ready to pounce. Click on each image for a larger view (it's okay, fellas, take your time) and then vote in the following poll:

As Little Red Riding Hood

Which costume is your favorite?

 

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Sometimes u have to fall down to know where u stand.

Such sage words were Tweeted by Miles Austin this week. Was the Cowboys wide receiver referring to his team's dismal record, which sits at 1-5 and has Dallas unlikely to make the playoffs?

Or might it have been a shout-out to ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian, who replied on her Twitter account: Those are some pretty wise words, followed by - gasp! - a winking smiley face!

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Might Miles Austin be looking to score again with Kim Kardashian... off the field?!? [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Kim has been spotted out with John Mayer and Kanye West over the last couple weeks, but insists neither is an option for romance.

“There are rumors that I’m dating a bunch of people right now," she told OK! Weekly at her fragrance launch in NYC. "If I’m out with some of my friends, I’m automatically dating them. You just have to kind of ignore them and live your life.”

As for a rekindled relationship with Austin? We have our doubts about what these Tweets mean. After all, standing is rarely the position Kim is in when it comes to professional athletes.

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We really wish were were making this up, but: Mastercard is coming out with a prepaid, Kardashian-based credit card.

The item will be available to consumers on November 10 - and we'll just let Kim take it from here, as we must go purchase canned goods for the upcoming Apocalypse:

"I am so excited to reveal to you guys that Kourtney, Khloe and I have partnered with Mobile Resource Card to create our very own Kardashian Prepaid Mastercard," Kim blogged today.

Kim Fragrance Launch

Kontinued Kardashian:

"To me, the coolest thing about this prepaid card is that when you get the card you also get a Mobile Mone account for free and you can transfer your money between your accounts when you need it, using your phone. It’s like having an ATM in your phone, LOL. No one likes going to banks and ATMs and we’re constantly on our phones, so why not make it easy to manage your money from your mobile!?"

We don't have an answer for that, Kim. Or for what's become of society.

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Kim Kardashian and Ciara are very good friends. They partied together at the former's NYC bash in honor of her 30th birthday last week.

They also share a clear taste in fashion, as the professional celebrity and the singer weren't just spotted out in the same dress recently - they even accessorized the outfit with the same shoes!

We know it's shocking to see Kim in any clothing, but once you get over that surprise, study the styles and vote in the following poll:

Kim vs. Ciara

Who wears it better?

 

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had a seemingly romantic dinner in Chicago on Tuesday night.

Then, the rapper joined the reality star for a birthday celebration on a private yacht yesterday.

Despite these recent rendezvous, however, a source swears to People "there is nothing going on romantically. Kanye and Kim are just friends and have been forever."

  • Kim at an Event
  • Go West, Kanye

Have these two had sex at some point in the last few days? Probably.

Still, the insider reiterates: "She thinks Kanye is a really cool guy, but they're friends and only friends."

As for Kardashian and John Mayer, who were also spotted out this week? Like Kim's legs in the presence of professional athletes, that dating rumor/question remains open.

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Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger knows what it takes for relationships to thrive. Well, she actually hasn't had much luck there, but she does have a show about that topic, so good enough. Besides, anyone would tell Kim Kardashian this:

Stay away from that douchebag John Mayer!

Seriously, that is how she termed him. "No way! He's a douchebag," she told Us when contemplating single Kim dating the self-important rocker.

Kim n John

Patti's not a fan of this koupling. It's hard to imagine anyone is.

"She'd chew him up, spit him out and chew him up again," Stanger adds of K-squared, who was seen getting cozy with Mayer earlier in the week.

Mayer famously called Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm" in a shocking Playboy interview. "Kim's a class act," Parri says. "I'd never put her with him."

"I'd like to see Kim go A-list. So I'd like to get an A-list actor who likes a brunette hottie. Someone strong who will allow her to build her empire."

Someone like ... Kanye West, perhaps?

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It's Kim Kardashian's birthday, and she'll date around if she wants to.

The large-breasted reality star reportedly hit the clubs of New York City with John Mayer earlier this week. But she wasn't satisfied with just one musical notch on her bedpost, a source claims.

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  • In Hot Pink

Kim and Kanye: A kozy, kanoodling kouple?!?

On October 19, Kim was spotted at Bijan's Bistro in Chicago with Kanye West, who shot footage in NYC last month with Kardashian for her upcoming E! series.

Said Brian Schyler, a jazz singer who was also dining at the restaurant that night, to In Touch: “Kanye had his arm around her all evening! He was rubbing her knee all night - they definitely looked like a couple."

Kim and Kanye do make a lot of sense together. They share the same first initial and he possesses... a certain quality Kim is known to look for in a man.

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30.

That isn't the number of red carpets Kim Kardashian stood on this month, nor is it the number of takes it took her and Ray J to get their sex tape just right. It is isn't even the number of birthday parties this talentless celeb threw for herself in preparation for a milestone.

Instead, it's the age Kim turns today.

Indeed, the reality star started to celebrate the big day last week, attending parties in her honor on back-to-back nights in Las Vegas and New York City. She then received a date with a douchebag as an early present.

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