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FHM has come up big for men all over Europe this month.

In France, those that subscribe to this publication can drool over photos of Olivia Wilde in the March 2011 edition, a few of which feature the House star without a shirt on. Oh, yes, you read that correctly.

Meanwhile, British readers can sort through a handful of images rarely seen before in the pages of a magazine: Kim Kardashian in a bikini!

  • Olivia Wilde for FHM France
  • Covering FHM UK

Below, we've posted thumbnails of each of these beauties, courtesy of the FHM editions above. Click on each to enlarge, gather the necessary information and then answer the following poll:

  • Kim Kardashian in a Bathing Suit
  • Bikini Frolick
  • Splashing Around
  • Kracking Up
  • All Wet Again

Olivia or Kim. Which would you rather...

 

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On this week's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian pretended to be upset by last year's naked pictorial in W Magazine.

It was a virtuoso performance, capped by Kim crying that she was misled because the photos were "full-on porn" and then stating: "I'm never taking my clothes off again, even if it's for Vogue." We have three responses:

  1. That sucks for Kris Humphries.
  2. This is an example of Kim Kardashian at her best/most nauseating: posing naked, playing a victim and still managing to shill for a company.
  3. We wonder how many takes it took for Kim to make her tears look believable.
W Magazine Cover

W, meanwhile, had a response of its own. The publication released a statement today that reads as ridiculously as Kim sounds:

"In keeping in line with the theme of W Magazine's November Art Issue, Kim Kardashian's cover was conceived as an artistic collaboration with well-known artist Barbara Kruger, and was a meditation on the influence that reality TV has on contemporary culture.

"The inside portfolio documented the career and power of Kim Kardashian as a work of art, using the language of artists like Jeff Koons ... and Gilbert & George."

An artistic collaboration?!? A meditation on reality TV?!? You photographed Kim Kardashian nude because it would bring a lot of attention to your magazine. Man up. Admit it. Move on.

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On last night's episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian spent a bulk of the episode pretending to cry over her naked spread in W.

But the reality star has a major reason to be happy this morning: she's a new mother!!!

As confirmed by this random tabloid, Kim has gone against her family's wishes and adopted an African-American child. It's surprising the mainstream media has not reported on the story, but we all know how much Kardashian likes to keep her private life private.

Kim is a Mother!

Editor's note: if you believe a word of this cover story, you likely also believe that Kim, Khloe and Kourtney actually write their own blogs and that Charlie Sheen will exit rehab a changed man.

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The 2011 SAG Awards was filled with Oscar winners, Emmy winners, well-respected producers, directors, writers...

... and Kim Kardashian.

Despite the lack of a category for Most Successful Professional Celebrity, Kim showed up on the red carpet of this event last night, seeming more out of place than Charlie Sheen would in church.

Did she at least look good? You tell us, as Kardashian is matched against Glee star Lea Michele in the following Fashion Face-Off. For the former's sake, let's hope readers don't vote on talent alone.

Fashion Face-Off!

One is a talented the singer. The other has a really good publicist. Compare the looks of Lea Michele and Kim Kardashian now! View Poll »

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Last night's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York focused on some events we saw play out months ago in real life, because these girls are celebrities and all.

Kim taking it all off for W Magazine (and feigning horror and how nude she looked in the final issue) and Scott Disick's nightclub fight were both shown last night.

Our staff member reviews all the action on both fronts here:

We're all in agreement that Kourtney & Kim Take New York is just as scripted as the other Kardashian reality shows, but does that keep us from watching?

Certainly not. In fact, last night's episode was reason enough to tune in for a few "realistic" reasons: the Kim Kardashian naked spread in November's W Magazine and the infamous club fight that transpired in October.

The producers happily burned whatever weaksauce script they had come up with, and instead captured the very essence of Kardashian drama.

We read about the details surrounding the night Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Scott were out at a club when a male fan asked Kim for a picture.

Things got out of hand when the fan's girlfriend accused Kim of hitting on her boyfriend. Though Kim did her best to convince the woman she wasn't trying to hit on her boyfriend, the woman continued to antagonize Kim. 

Then Scott came to Kim's defense and attempted to break up the argument.

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Alanis Morissette had it wrong. Rain on your wedding day isn't ironic. Neither are 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

Instead, Kim Kardashian found time this week to provide the best definition yet of this term: acting ashamed of a sex tape during a nationally-televised interview, despite the fact that said interview would NEVER have taken place if not for this sex tape.

Kim on the Katwalk

Such was the case on Piers Morgan Tonight, as the host asked Kim about her videotaped banging of Ray J.

"There's embarrassment and shame and so much that comes along with it," Kardashian said, simultaneously counting the giant wads of money bank-rolled from the tape in her head.

How did she ever get through the incident that made her famous?

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While the world's collective jaw remains dropped at how much Kim Kardashian spent on a watch recently, the reality star defended herself to Piers Morgan this week by saying she gives 10% of all earnings away.

"There's a charity that I work with a lot, The Dream Foundation, and my mom has helped create a church [in Calabasas], so we help fund that," she says.

Of course, Kim didn't shut up after that, going on to make an asinine statement about what life is like as a mega rich person: "I get [what they mean] when they say more money, more problems. I definitely get that, but we have a great team of people that help us manage everything."

Note to Kim: Absolutely no one says that. It was a lyric in a Notorious B.I.G. song. Your biggest problem each day is deciding which company to shill for on Facebook.

In the clip below, meanwhile, Kourtney Kardashian is placed on the spot when asked what she'd say tomorrow if Scott Disick proposed:

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For all the talk about how little talent Kim Kardashian possesses and how unqualified she is to speak about teen pregnancy, there are two aspects about this socialite that often go unnoticed:

  1. She has less personality than a department store mannequin.
  2. She is grossly out of touch with society.

Both of these traits were on display in an interview with Piers Morgan this week. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian taped their appearance with the talk show host today and one nugget of information from it stands apart from the rest.

Guess how much Kim says she paid for a single wristwatch. Come on, just try to surmise the amount that even Kourtney refers to as "vulgar." Then, watch the clip below, see if you were close - and also try to stay awake. Seriously, Kim is simply boring...

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The series premiere of Kourtney & Kim Take New York proved that the Apocalypse is upon us set a ratings record for this franchise, garnering three million viewers in its original 10 p.m. time slot.

That's nearly twice as many as tuned in for this week's episode of Gossip Girl.

The above figure represents an increase of 400,000 viewers from the second season premiere of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami last June and it has to make you think: if this many people follow Kim Kardashian on a weekly basis, she might as well say something worthwhile to them occasionally, right?

Below, in a scene 100% unscripted and totally natural, Kanye West pays Kim and Kourtney a visit:

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Just a few hours ago, THG debated whether Kim Kardashian should give advice on teen pregnancy, in light of her recent remarks on MTV's Teen Mom.

This celebrity gossip writer argued that Kim's comments were uncalled for, given the reasons behind her fame, and it was not her place to weigh in.

Farrah Abraham appears to agree.

Still Single

It looks like Kim's Teen Mom tirade may have gotten a bit too preachy for one of its cast members, who responded to K-squared's criticism on Twitter.

Last week, Kim took to her blog to speak out against teen pregnancy and included MTV’s Teen Mom in the missive, saying it fosters a troubling trend.

“It seems that shows like Teen Mom are all of a sudden making teen pregnancy seem cool in the eyes of young girls,” was one choice Kim excerpt.

“These kids are all over the news, even covers of magazines, and have almost become celebrities, but girls, these are not people you should idolize!”

Farrah Abraham takes issue with Kim, to say the least.

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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