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Melissa Molinaro looks very much like Kim Kardashian. This is no secret. Old Navy admitted as much after featuring the aspiring singer in a commercial a few months ago.

But Kardashian apparently isn't flattered by the doppelganger use, as she filed a $20 million lawsuit against the company last week, claiming the ad was an "unauthorized use of Kardashian's name, likeness, identity and persona."

Now, Molinaro has responded - and basically told Kim to get a life.

Melissa Molinaro Commercial Still

"We're still talking about this?! It's JULY this aired in February...some people have too much time on there [sic] hands," Molinaro Tweeted, seeming to imply that Kardashian has nothing to do but whine and social network.

"I'm blown away by all your support and blessed to have an amazing family & friends like you!" Melissa added.

It should be noted: Kim did not mention Molinaro in the suit. She also has a line with rival retailer Sears in the works. The gloves - and, most likely, shirts - are about to come off, folks!

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Say a prayer for Kim Kardashian, readers. She has been diagnosed with psoriasis.

The horrifying news was at the center of the latest Keeping Up with the Kardashian episode, as Kim took cameras along to her doctor's appointment. The skin disease affects millions of people and is generally harmless.

But don't think those facts didn't stop Kim from milking the disorder for all the attention she could, as she previewed the installment for her reality series with this blog entry: I head to the dermatologist after I discover a weird rash on my legs. Khloe freaks me out saying it’s ringworm, but it turns out I have psoriasis!! My mom has had psoriasis for years, so it’s good that I can talk to her about it.

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A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

So said Kris Jenner on The Talk yesterday, referring to the face lift that was captured by E! cameras last month.

The matriarch of the least talented family on TV said she just wanted to freshen up for her daughter's wedding, which will NOT cost $10 million, as reported by one tabloid.

"You know, if she was going to spend that much money on a wedding, I'd tell her to write me a check and go to Vegas," Jenner said, seemingly ignoring the fact that Kim is headed to Vegas for her bachelorette party.

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You've seen the engagement night photo. Now, readers, prepare yourselves for a look at Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian at their recent engagement party!!! OMG, we know.

Khloe posted the following photo on her blog today, taking credit for how "insane" it was to throw the shindig together with just three days' notice. What made her schedule so busy? Trying to find new ways to whine about her weight, we assume, while also memorizing next week's Keeping Up with the Kardashians script.

"The party turned out fab and Kimmie and Kris loved it, which made me so happy!" Khloe gushed.

Engagement Party Pic

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Kim Kardashian is suing mad.

The large-breasted professional celebrity has filed a lawsuit against Old Navy in which she claims the company intentionally duped the public with a lookalike (who may be dating Kim's ex!) in one of its commercials.

Making Kardashian especially irate? In an effort to boost publicity, Old Navy has been Tweeting to her account, referencing the similar-looking model. And we all know that NOTHING is more sacred to Kim Kardashian than her Twitter account.

The reality star is reportedly suing for at least $15 million, claiming the ad cost her that amount in damages. How? That's more confounding than the reason for Kim's fame.

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Bruce Jenner did all he could to tune out his annoying family on Keeping Up with the Kardashians last night. He gets countless points for the attempt, but the clan as a whole lost a ton in this +/- review of its weekly, scripted shenanigans...

Kim asks Rob, in response to him having not seen Mason in awhile, "doesn't that hurt your soul?" She then sticks her chest out for a nice shot by the E! cameras. PLUS 7.

Khloe brings Bruce a "harmony comb" to help with his hearing. It's a paper plate and candle (below) resting on the side of his head. He then complains about Khloe taking a photo and putting it on YouTube. The E! camera man shakes his head and hands out MINUS 13 points for the irony.

"When in doubt, throw it away," Khloe says in regard to a turkey baster. MINUS 6 to E! producers for not taking the same stance with all copies of this show.

Kourtney is afraid Rob is missing her son growing up because they haven't spent quality time together. PLUS 5 to Rob for understanding he can just watch the process via the Internet instead.

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Kim Kardashian is getting married on August 20. What are you doing to prepare for this monumental event?

Are you undergoing a face lift, crying over how stressful it is and inviting cameras into your hospital room? No? Then you are not Kris Jenner.

The matriarch of this money-hungry family, who is reportedly organizing every detail of her daughter's nuptials, received a bit of plastic surgery last month in preparation for the event. Shockingly, the process was recorded by E! and will air on a future episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Prepare to lose your lunch watching Kris, Kourtney and Kim sob in this video:

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Really soon!

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries only started dating last November, and he just proposed in May, but you can forget about a long engagement.

They're tying the knot Saturday, August 20.

While the pair hasn't confirmed where the ceremony will be or whether E! cameras will film the event, we're 100 percent guaranteeing they will.

A Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic

We suppose a summer wedding makes sense in terms of spinning off their new show and Kris' currently non-existent NBA season, but damn, that was fast!

Details are scarce, but it seems likely that Vera Wang will be designing Kim's dress, as the star has already gone to two appointments at Vera's stores.

What we do know for sure is that Khloe is going all out to embarrass Kim at her the bachelorette party, while Kris Jenner will be calling the shots.

THG will be providing extensive coverage of the big weekend, of course. It should be decadent ... but how long do you think this marriage will last?

 

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On last Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner wouldn't stop harassing daughter Kourtney over her lack of desire to marry Scott Disick. She said God wanted them to tie the knot.

Well... we're not sure about The Big Guy's feelings on Kim's impending nuptials with Kris Humphries, but Khloe has spoken out and made it clear her mom is thrilled to finally have another wedding to plan.

"I've seen how much my mom has been doing, and I don't know how my mom does it! Kim should be kissing the ground that my mom walks on. It's amazing," Khloe told Us Weekly.

Annoying Mother and Daughter

We have an idea of how your mom does it, Khloe: with dollar signs in her eyes. Who do you think made your family all that bank in 2010?

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She's gone space-aged.

She's gone gangster.

She's gone gothic.

She's gone light and, at least once, she's gone to the dentist.

Now, for her latest look/cry for attention, Kim Kardashian has gone retro. The reality star Tweeted the following photo yesterday prior to a photo shoot, asking followers to guess "which old Hollywood actress I'm inspired by in this look." The correct answer: No one should care.

Kim Kardashian Retro Hairstyle

What do you think of this hairstyle?

 

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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