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There comes a point in life where you just grow apart and you realize you're not as similar as you thought. - Kim Kardashian to Harper's Bazaar, regarding her friendship with Paris Hilton.

Fortunately, any ice between these two sex tape stars officially melted on Sunday night, as sources confirm the pair had a pleasant exchange at an Interscope Records Grammy party.

“Paris and Kim warmly embraced and genuinely seemed happy to see each other," a witness told Radar Online. "Kim wished Paris a happy birthday... Paris thanked her for the kind things she said about [her] in the Haper's Bazaar interview."

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Kim and Paris were BFFs for years, of course, as the latter gave the former such vital tips as where to best place the camera when letting your boyfriend rail you for fame and money.

Since then, Kardashian has out Hilton-ed Hilton, taking a lack of talent to previously unimaginable, nauseating levels.

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Last night's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York featured the return of Shengo. You know, Kim's former bodyguard? Well, this time he's off the clock, people.

We don't even need to tell you what happened. But we will.

Elsewhere, Scott Disick proved yet again that he is a Class A Douchewaddle who can't wait to conquer the business world. If only he had the slightest clue how.

Our staff member reviews all the scripted action right here:

Ryan Seacrest and his producers are doing everything they can to keep us tuned into the Kardashians, and that includes capturing pillow talk the morning after.

You all remember Shengo, right? The Australian bodyguard who was hired to protect Kris Jenner's cash cow once upon a time? Now Shengo finds himself in the same city as Kim, and this Aussie beefcake is off the clock.

It's time to have a few cocktails and see where the night leads us, because things aren't like they were the last time these two were alone.  

Earlier in the episode, Kourtney accused Kim of falling for men too quickly. Kim loves the idea of being in love, according to her (now) boring, older sister. It's so easy to judge the singletons from the confines of your hotel suite, hmmmm Kourtney?

Just wait until Scott picks you up for lunch....

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Howard Stern loves women with large breasts and little personality, so it should come as no surprise that he's coming to the defense of Kim Kardashian.

Earlier this week, the reality star was called on stage by Prince during a concert at Madison Square Garden. She proceeded to freeze, stand around like a mannequin and get dismissed from the spotlight.

But Stern, a fan of Prince as an artist, blames the musician for this embarrassing incident.

"Apparently she's supposed to dance like a stripper for him and she just stood there not knowing what to do," Stern said on his radio show yesterday. "He throws her off the stage because she can't read f--king Prince's mind. He's a bulls--t artist. I'm done with him."

Concluding by labeling Prince as a "scumbag," Stern said "he seems to be an arrogant asshole lately."

That may be true, but let's remember: Courteney Cox has a career because Bruce Springstein summoned her to the stage during a performance of "Dancing in the Dark." Kim could have shown the world a spontaneous, fun-loving side if she had responded in similar fashion to this sitcom star.

Instead, treating the opportunity like a professional athlete, she blew it.

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Kim Kardashian is featured in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar, and, incredibly, she's NOT naked or hypocritical this time around.

She's just annoying.

Harper's Bazaar Cover
  • Kim... Klothed?
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Dressed like Cleopatra, for reasons that will remain forever unclear, the professional star once again talks about her weight, telling the publication:

"I'm on a diet. I need to be. I love to eat, Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day."

If that's the case, how does Kim remain so svelte? Easy. She spends a lot of time on the toilet.

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It took Prince about 10 seconds to realize what the public has known for years:

Kim Kardashian is stiffer than Brett Favre when texting New York Jets employees.

During his concert in Madison Square Garden last night, the iconic artist invited Karadashian to dance with him on stage. Without a script, personality or any sense of spontaneity, however, the talentless reality star simply froze. It didn't take long for Prince to give her the boot, as you can watch here:

Later in the evening - likely after E! flew in writers to tell her exactly how to act - Prince gave Kim a mulligan. She proudly Tweeted about the successful follow-up:

"Went up on stage AGAIN! This time I redeemed myself! We all danced while Prince played the piano! Wow! What a night!"

It's a good thing Kardashian didn't freeze like this when Ray J turned the camera on her in 2007. She'd never have scored front row tickets to a Prince show otherwise.

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Kim Kardashian starred in her biggest national commercial last night, during Super Bowl XLV no less.

But the evening prior to the game was just as exciting for this professional celebrity, if her relationship with Kris Humphries is to be believed as anything more than a PR stunt.

Kim dined with the Nets power forward and his family at STK in New York City, helping to celebrate Humphries' 26th birthday. She even picked up the $900 for the meal and left a generous tip, witnesses say.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

"Yummy dinner with yummy people!" Kim Tweeted on Saturday night.

Sources claim the couple exited the restaurant and ran into a homeless man looking for a handout from Humphries. But he had to let the guy down, he said, because "the lady paid for dinner, I don't even have a wallet."

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Kim Kardashian did what she does best during her Super Bowl XLV commercial for Sketchers last night:

The reality star wore very little clothing and flirted with men. She sent a bad message at the same time, telling viewers that you don't need a personal trainer as long as you walk around in these sneakers.

Go ahead and try that, people. Eschew working out for a type of footwear. See how far it gets you.

What did you think of the ad? Cute and effective? Or predictable and lame?

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Have we mentioned recently how Kim Kardashian is a hypocritical phony who will say and do anything to generate headlines and revenue? Most recent case in point:

Days after million of viewers who need to get lives watched Kim cry a river over naked pictures of herself in W Magazine, the professional waste of oxygen confided to Us Weekly last night:

"Looking back, I love the photos. W Magazine is iconic, so I'm really happy that I did it and that those are the photos."

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  • Kim Kardashian Nude Picture

Kim then said the only honest words she'll ever utter: "Obviously I'm comfortable posing nude," adding: "I've done that before, and I did that then for the magazine. But that's probably not the direction I would've wanted to go if I thought that was going to be the case."

So... just wondering, Kim: you took your clothes off, posed for a photographer, and did NOT think the shots would end up in the magazine?

That's as ignorant as anyone who believes you write your own blog.

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Kim and Khloe Kardashian have given us many reasons to dislike them:

The talentless sisters hawk any product that comes their way, will not shut up about their weight and seem to truly believe they contribute something to society.

But now they've really crossed a line! In the following commercial for "Never Say Never," the siblings hype Justin Bieber's new movie, and are then asked out by the singer himself! He offers to take them to see the film and, let's be frank, we all know what happens on dates inside a dark theater. Those darn Kardashians...

This isn't the first time Justin and Kim have shared the spotlight, of course. The pair flirted up a storm in an Elle magazine spread last August.

This also isn't the first time Justin has relied on his famous friends to help promote his biopic. But when Pauly D and The Situation provided a hand, it was hilarious, not nauseating.

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Things are about to get rather awkward in the Kardashian household.

It's all due to a shocking, 100% true and valid confession that Scott Disick makes in the latest edition of In Touch Weekly: he's in love with Kim Kardashian.

This is apparently more newsworthy than the other big story of the week: Brad Pitt is still seeing Jennifer Aniston. Naked, we presume. Wow...

Crushing on Kim

In response to this story - clearly not printed with the full permission of the Kardashians in exchange for a bundle of cash - Kim Tweeted a photo of the magazine, along with the message:

OMG @ScottDisick I had no idea u felt this way! @KourtneyKardash we need to talk.

There you have it, folks. Verified by Kim herself. Might a threeway sex tape be far behind?

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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