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Kim Kardashian rose to fame via a sex tape and has appeared naked in Playboy.

In other words: subtly is not her strong suit.

This doesn't bode well for Reggie Bush, as the reality TV took to her blog this week and showed the world what she'd look like in a wedding dress.

Granted, Kim claimed she was just modeling her mom's 30-year old frock for humor's sake, but who is she kidding? Kardashian donned this gown for two reasons only:

  1. To let Bush know she's ready for a ring;
  2. And to give bloggers a reason to write about her.

Consider the second mission accomplished, Kim. As for the first? Reg, the engagement ball is on your half of the field...

Wannabe Bride
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Kim Kardashian gracing the cover of a random, heretofore unheard of magazine? Not unusual.

Kim Kardashian looking classy and (gasp!) clothed in that publication's pictorial? A sign of the Apocalypse.

But that's exactly what takes place in the December issue of Saturday Night. Just look at the (relatively) modest cover shot:

In her interview, of course, Kim sounds more like Kim. She praises the realism of her show and acts as though her publicist doesn't contact the paparazzi to snap her photos.

A few excerpts:

On Keeping Up with the Kardashians:" Sharing our lives on the show is actually very beneficial. The best feedback was the wedding special. Before, people were saying, “Khloé and Lamar met a month ago now they are getting married. This is crazy and it can’t be real.”

But, after seeing the wedding special you see the whole process of what their life is like together and how they fell in love. If anything, people are now saying they totally get it. It’s just the best way for us to tell our side of the story.

On celebrity gossip photographers: If you happen to shop down Robertson Blvd. then you know they’re going to be everywhere. It happens that I love to go to this nail salon in Beverly Hills where there are always paparazzi. At times it’s frustrating because I just want to get my nails done with no makeup on and in sweats. Times like those you just wish they weren’t around.

  • Cute Kim
  • Classy Kim
  • Awkward Pose
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For months, Kim Kardashian has shamelessly plugged QuickTrim cleanser as a dieting system and we've given her well-deserved grief for selling out.

Therefore, we guess a few props are in order now that Kim is pitching Carl's Jr. Premium Salads in a new ad spot.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover

"I'm always down for a burger, I love them and I eat them," she said. "But this is the first commercial they've ever done for anything but a burger. The salads are healthy, and it totally fits what I'm about right now."

i.e. Whatever company is giving me money and putting my face on a billboard.

Of course, Kardashian can't sell anything without relying on her only positive characteristic: sex appeal.

She says she pitched the brand on a commercial that's centered on how she supposedly eats meals.

"I told them about my life and how I'm such a neat freak, but I love to have bed picnics: I put out my towel and eat in bed, and then when it gets all messy I take a hot bubble bath after to wash it off."

Only Kim Kardashian could go from sounding like a salad saleswoman to a sex phone operator over the course of one sentence. We can't decide if we're impressied or appalled by that talent.

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It's the gold standard of celebrity fashion face-offs.

Not only are they wearing gold dresses, but Kim Kardashian and Lauren Conrad have more in common than reality-TV stardom - they're famous for their style.

Kim's one of the most photographed celebs around, always sparking debate with a vast array of fashion choices. LC similarly looks fabulous in, well, anything.

Pit them against each other in a face-off of fantastic frocks of gold and there's no telling what will happen. Kan Kim and her kleavage possibly topple Lauren?

You tell us! Vote in our survey below!

Kim and LC

Who looked best in her gold dress?

 

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With the exception of Kim posing nude for Playboy, we rarely agree with any actions taken by the Kardashians.

But all three sisters have earned our praise this week for supporting the NOH8 Campaign and the legalization of gay marriage.

InStyle Australia Kover Girl

The organization was created in response to California's overturning of Proposition 8. Other celebrities involved in the effort include Ashlee Simpson, Perez Hilton, Pete Wentz and Tila Tequila.

Below, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney talk about their reasons for joining this humanitarian cause...

Kourtney:
Now that I am bringing a life into the world, the cause means that much more. I want my son to grow up in a world where love conquers hate. It's crazy to me that in today's modern world, the fight for same sex marriage is even an issue.

Kim:
What I love about the NO H8 campaign is that it symbolizes more than just people's desires to bring down Prop 8... it's about promoting love in general!

Khloe:
There should be no limitations as to who we choose to spend our lives with and there should be no outside parties helping to make these decisions for us. If someone had told me that I couldn’t marry Lamar, I would have told them to go F themselves!

We're waiting for Carrie Prejean to also take up the cause. After all, the subtitle of her memoir reads: The Untold Story of My Fight Against Gossip, HATE and Political Attacks.

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For someone considered to be a fashion icon, Kim Kardashian sure ganks her style from many other celebrities.

The reality star has been featured in more face-offs than any other THG subject.

She's battled Bethenny Frankel. She's often borrowed dresses from her sisters. And, most recently, she's been spotted in public in the same outfit as Ciara.

This is a growing, troubling trend for Kim, whose identity as the most attention-starved member of her own family is already in danger. Compare her and the aforementioned singer below:

Ciara vs. Kim

Who looks better in this dress?

 

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Reggie Bush is a busy man.

The running back is often studying game tapes and practicing with the New Orleans Saints, as they aim to remain undefeated and win the Super Bowl.

Fortunately, when her man is away, Kim Kardashian has found ways to keep herself busy with activities typically reserved for Reggie.

Earlier this week, she was spotted re-enacting her relationship with Ray J, riding and sucking on camera...

  • On Horseback
  • Orally Fixated

Who says reality TV is staged?!? Kim Kardashian simply went out for her regular horseback and kart rides this week. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Yesterday, readers were given the challenge of writing the best kaption for this photo of Kim Kardashian keeping her hands klean at an event this week.

Your THG Caption Contest winner is SpaceAceMoonBoots.

Congratulations on a job well done! The winning entry appears below the photo, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions sent in for it.

Thanks to all for playing and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

Self-Kleaning

WTF! This last bit of dignity won't come off!

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where readers try to send in thefunniest caption(s) for the celebrity pic posted below!

The rules are simple. Look at the image. Click comments and send in your caption(s). As many as you like. Have fun. Tomorrow, we'll announce the winner.

That's it! Go to work! Today's Caption Contest features the inkomparable Kim Kardashian kleaning her hand at some event she attended last night.

What could Kim be thinking/doing here? You tell us ...

Self-Kleaning
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Great news for both fans of Disaster Movie:

Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Minnillo will soon team up again, as the "actresses" will guest star on the December 16 episode of CSI: NY. Apparently, all other females in Hollywood are busy that day.

Kim Kardashian in InStyle Australia

"The ladies play two women who've managed to concoct a very interesting scheme that ends in murder," said producer Pam Veasey.

This clearly isn't an example of type-casting. Neither Kardashian nor Minnillo has done anything very interesting in years.

CSI: Boo York! Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Minnillo will appear on primetime next month.

Said Kim: "I am so excited to be working with Vanessa again. I am fascinated by crime scene investigating. I swear, I wish I was a crime scene investigator sometimes!"

Her first case, if hired for this job: to investigate the crime of a hit TV show actually hiring this pair for on-air roles.

Snaps. Yo.

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