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Contrary to what the following magazine cover states, Kim Kardashian is not marrying Kris Humphries this year.

But the reality star is doing what she does best in an interview with Life & Style: talking about her personal life in hypothetical, vague terms in order to make headlines for no valid reason whatsoever.

The latest case in point: her eventual wedding to... somebody.

Kim Kim Kardashian Life & Style Cover

"I've envisioned the whole thing," Kim says. "I already know what my gown is going to look like. I've thought about it all for so long... What woman hasn't thought about her wedding since she was a little girl?"

Very few. But not many would land a tabloid cover story just for fantasizing about such an event.

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Tired of long-distance love, Kim Kardashian plans to move to NYC "by October" to be closer to her beau of five months, NBA star Kris Humphries.

"Kim wants to live in NYC when Kris' season starts again," an insider says, making this the second such report about Kim we've seen in a week.

Of kourse, it's not all about Kris.

"She and Kourtney are probably going to film another season of their E! show [Kourtney & Kim Take New York] anyway, so it just makes sense."

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Photo

Things have gotten SO serious for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, says a pal, that, "This is it for her. I'm certain of an engagement this summer."

Kardashian won't go that far, but did say this: "It's the next normal step! L.A. will always be my home, but it's about time I look in New York too."

Adds a source klose to Kim, who made headlines this week for tangling with Cosmo over its Turkish cover: "She's already in NYC much more now."

In other couple news, Scarlett Johansson is reportedly moving in with Sean Penn after just a few months! Hey, when the time's right, it's right.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Kim Kardashian is nothing if not forgiving.

Putting aside her problems with Cosmopolitan after they splashed her pic on the cover of the Turkish version, which offended the Armenian-American celebrity, Kim is not letting her "amazing relationship" with the magazine end.

In fact, she's doing a brand new shoot for it!

Kim Kardashian: Poser

Kim was irate at Cosmo for not getting permission to run the controversial cover, which hit newsstands in Turkey this month and hit close to home for her.

The country committed genocide against Armenians people nearly 100 years ago and still refuse to acknowledge this. Understandably, she was not a fan.

Nevertheless, her team and Cosmo talked stuff out Monday and Kim, who addressed the scandal and why it affected her, decided to bury the hatchet.

Hey, why hold a grudge if risk getting less exposure?

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Kim Kardashian is reportedly very upset that a photo of her was used on the cover of Turkey's edition of Cosmopolitan magazine this month.

Her objections stem from her Armenian heritage.

It is a widely-held belief that Turkey was responsible for acts of genocide against the Armenian people in the early part of the 20th Century.

Kim Kardashian Turkish Cosmo Cover

Kim Kardashian, an Armenian-American who has been vocal about the genocide, did an international photo shoot recently that went to various magazines.

That included several owned by Cosmopolitan, but she didn't know it would end up on the Turkish version of the mag, and she's quite upset about this.

Sources say Cosmo let Kim's people know which international outlets of the magazine would use her picture, but never mentioned Turkey to Kim or her reps.

Kim would not have approved the use of her pic in the Turkish version, according to sources close to her, and it's particularly upsetting this time of year.

April 24, which happens to also be Easter Sunday this year, is the day Armenians commemorate the genocide, and comes just weeks after this release.

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Stop the presses. Kim Kardashian, the Armenian princess of Calabasas, may be moving to the Big Apple. The reason is simple: Kris Humphries is there.

It's not a done deal yet, but she's talking about it.

With Kourtney & Kim Take New York wrapped for the season, her "work" is mostly based in L.A. Still, the allure of her man may draw her back east ...

Kim K. and Kris

Kris Humphries grabs rebounds for the New Jersey Nets with proficiency, much like Kim grabs $10K for shilling for various products on Twitter. It's a good fit.

Apparently, she's still given this some thought, telling sources: "We have the store in New York so it's obvious that a place in New York would be the next step."

LOL. Sure thing, Kim. You didn't even visit the place ON YOUR REALITY SHOW. How much time do you expect us to believe you spend there on a routine basis?

Anyway, that doesn't matter. If she wants to move to New York to be close to her man, that's awesome. Just don't pretend you work, Kim. It's disingenuous.

[Photo: WENN]

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It's among mankind's most vexing questions: what is the appeal of the Kardashians, a family with no personality, talent or positive contributions to society of any kind?

In the latest issue of Redbook, Khloe Kardashian somehow keeps a straight face when answering: "We are a real family. We don't sugarcoat anything. We're not the Brady Bunch, but we always put each other first. We love each other on camera, we cry on camera. I think people relate to the realness of it."

These are the same people who somehow believe Kim Kardashian Tweets at them due to a personal attachment, not as a contribution to her empire.

Kardashians Redbook Cover

What is the biggest misconception about the family? Manager and matriarch Kris Jenner tackles this inquiry, hilariously lying stating:

"All of my daughters have jobs. They are fashion stylists and designers; they own a chain of stores. They had the stores before they had the show. And my kids worked from the time they were 13 years old... They work 25 hours a day. And that they don't have any talent?

They might not be singers or dancers, but they certainly know how to produce a television show. Whether you want to call it talent or not, they have multiple shows on the air. [I want to say,] How many shows do you have?"

That cannot be denied, Kris. But it must be asked: do they have multiple shows on the air due to anything the Kardashians offer? Or due to the sheer ignorance/stupidity of viewers?

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Perhaps things are not all good between Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.

While promoting her new shoe line in Mexico this week, the hotel heiress who made celebrity sex tapes into a profitable art form told The Associated Press: "There's so many people out there who try to imitate what I do, but I am the original. There is nothing like me."

Hmmm... to whom could Paris possibly be referring?!?

Poor Paris

Claiming she has "the best fashion sense," Hilton let her ego truly run amok during the event. She said: "The girls all love my style. When they buy my products, they can be like me!"

And who is this person? Someone who has "done everything that I wanted to do," Paris added. "I feel very blessed that I have been very successful in every area... There is nothing else to do!"

Well... except star in another reality show, of course. The World According to Paris premieres on Oxygen this spring.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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This is very sad.

Just two weeks after OK! Weekly invented a dream wedding scenario for Kim Kardashian, the magazine has now predicted the future and quoted a source who says Kris Humphries will betray the large-boobed reality star.

Bianka Kamber, who dated the Nets forward for two years, tells the tabloid Kim might find herself heartbroken before she ever walks down the aisle because Kris "won't go through with it."

Kim Kardashian: Betrayed!

With what? Another friend swears Humphries will ask for Kardashian's giant breasts in marriage on April 8. He's already chosen the ring "and anytime she leaves, even for a minute, he just acts like a guy completely smitten.”

Fortunately, Humphries can always pop in the video of Kim banging Ray J and be reminded of his true love.

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For her first fragrance, Kim Kardashian came up with the witty name "Kim Kardashian." Pretty much sums up the creativity of these plastic reality star, doesn't it?

But at least Kardashian has now realized she needs assistance. The stiff pile of breasts Tweeted to followers last night: heading to a fragrance meeting. I need a name for my new perfume! Any cool ideas?

Getting Nails Done

We're so very glad you asked, Kim. A few suggestions:

  • Expressionless as Drywall by Kim K.
  • Eau de Ray J
  • SHILL
  • Scent of a Talentless Woman

Your turn! What would you name Kim Kardashian's upcoming perfume?

by Free Britney at . Comments

It's the moment we've waited for this entire wash of a season: Khloe arrived.

However, we weren't given enough time with the married old gal to measure how much we've missed her. The producers thought it would be a great idea to devote half the 22 minutes to Scott, who had landed himself the May cover of Men's Fitness (whyyyy?).

The remainder focused on Kim's sour puss, a result of the lollipops-and-gummi bears relationship between her oldest and youngest sisters. This isn't a shock, as we've seen Kourtney and Khloe play odd-man-out with Kim for the past four years.

As one of three girls, I'll admit this happens from time to time. But it's clear that the producers were searching for a storyline and know how well Khloe and Kourtney's dynamic is received by the viewers. Tough break, Kimmy. Call up Kris.

She'll hang with you. Scott Disick would do it, but he's too busy dreaming of his Men's Fitness wardrobe. Gucci and Tom Ford and fast cars, oh my!

I spent the first ten minutes gagging thanks to Scott. He saunters into the suite and tells his beloved that Men's Fitness has selected him for their May cover.

Then the jabs begin (even more reason to love Kourtney): Scott doesn't work out, why would they pick him... that sort of thing.

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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