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Because we know fans can't wait another moment to view the Kardashian's upkoming bebe klothing line, People has been kind enough to give us a sneak peek at what's about to hit stores.

“This collection is sexy but youthful. It represents my personality,” Kim told the magazine, leaving out the part of her personality that loves attention and getting penetrated by boyfriends on video.

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She's wearing an example from it below. Would you buy this dress?

Even though each sibling is intent on shrinking to the weight of a skeleton, via Quicktrim, Khloe Kardashian says the line was created with all shapes and sizes in mind.

“My sisters and I all have different body types so it was important to us to take into consideration that most women in America aren’t built the same either. We wanted to be a part of something that we could and would actually wear."

The collection goes on sale February 11. Will you be lining up to purchase items from it?

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While NASCAR is a popular sport, it's often ridiculed for a number of reasons:

All anyone actually does is turn left over and over; the cars do more work than the drivers; no one in the crowd is sober.

Understandably, fans of the sport take exception to these taunts, but they might have trouble defending NASCAR against the following piece of ridiculous news:

Kim Kardashian is now featured on a car.

Set to run during the Shelby American NASCAR Sprint Cup Series, the vehicle is sponsored by Sephora. It's pink, it's number is 36 (not 69?!?) and it's more proof that Kim loves to ride on something hard that goes fast...

Kim Kar

On her official blog, Kardashian wrote: I can't believe I actually have my own NASCAR racing car!

Neither can we, Kim. Neither can we.

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Kim Kardashian really needs to get a life. Or at least a baby.

Granted, she'll parade that poor child to every publicity op she can found, just like sister Kourtney, but at least she'll be doing something with her life.

Kris and Kim at LAX

The alternative - while one sister is off profiting from her marriage and the other from her child - appears to be for Kim to sit back and Tweet pictures of herself in a bikini. Or critique fellow celebrities on the red carpet.

Based on ridiculous outfits such as this, what makes Kim Kardashian qualified to judge others?

That's what Kardashian has taken to her blog to do, as she posted the following Grammy Award opinions yesterday:

Beyonce: 100 percent my pick for best dressed of the night. This Stephane Rolland dress is so gorgeous and her eye makeup works perfectly with the Egyptian feel. I also love the side part in her hair and the subtle glitter highlights. She always looks flawless and I love that she flaunts her curves!

Miley: Miley's Herve Leger dress was totally cute and age-appropriate. Some teens try to take themselves too seriously, and I love that Miley just has fun with her fashion and always stays true to her individual style.

Taylor Swift: Love this Kaufman Franco dress on Taylor! This is a hard dress to pull off because the sparkly fabric accentuates every curve, but she is tall and has a really slender frame so it works. Plus she wouldn't be Taylor Swift without her glitter, right? Doesn't she always look so classy!?

Sure, THG posted a series of fashion face-offs yesterday, too. But here's the difference between our staff and Kim: We know we have no life!

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She doesn't have the kind of star power as George Clooney, so Kim Kardashian can't exactly organize a telethon.

But the reality TV veteran can use her expertise to assist the victims of this month's earthquake in Haiti. No, she won't donate the proceeds of a new sex tape to the cause.

Instead, she'll put her connections in the fashion world to important use.

"We're doing huge eBay charity auctions," Kardashian told E! News "I have an eBay store called Kim's Closet. Me, Kourtney, Khloé, my mom, Reggie, and I think Lamar have all put up a whole bunch of auctions that launch next week, and it all goes to Haiti. It's our shoes and our clothes. Get cute clothes and help out Haiti."

We criticize Kim (A LOT) for her dangerous diet and self-serving agenda, but we have nothing but positive things to say about this course of action.

Kim's Closet

Meanwhile, Kim's focus is also on the upcoming Super Bowl. Bush's team, the New Orleans Saints, will be taking on the Colts, for whom Kendra Wilkinson's husband Hank Baskett plays.

That's right, forget Drew Brees vs. Peyton Manning. This is a battle of E! stars!

"I haven't talked to Kendra, but we'll both be rooting our men on," said Kardashian. "I'd love to see her and say, 'Hi.' We'll be like rivaling, screaming at each other - screaming for our men."

Just like Kim did on her sex tape with Ray J.

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It looks like Maddox Jolie-Pitt has something in common with... millions of other penis-based human beings.

The eight-year old son of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has developed feelings for Kim Kardashian, as he attended last week's New Orleans Saints game with his father and was more interested in shots of Kim on the big screen than he was in shots on Brett Favre by defensive ends.

It sounds like Maddox wants to defend Kim's end, if you know what sources mean!

  • Maddox Jolie-Pitt Picture
  • Sucking A Lot

That's not how I suck on lollipops, daddy...

“He has a huge crush on Kim,” a family insider told OK! Weekly. “He thinks she is the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen. Well, he used the words ‘hottest girl’ to be exact.”

That's saying a lot for a guy that has likely seen Angelina Jolie in her underwear. It's also saying a lot of likely BS from a magazine that claims Pitt has reunited with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.

Still, friends claim Kardashian is flattered by Maddox’s affection. This is just what the Saints don't need: a reason for Reggue Bush to be distracted in the week leading up to the Super Bowl.

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You won't believe this, but Kim Kardashian recently posed for a few photos - in a bikini!

Due to the rarity of this occurrence, the professional celebrity felt a need to Tweet a handful of pictures from the shoot to her followers, accompanied by the humble words: "HOT HOT HOT! Not even retouched yet!"

She also refers to her swimsuits as "SUPER SEXY & EDGY!"

Do you agree? Or is the bathing suit not exactly what catches your attention in the images below...

Tantalizing Tweet
Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Looks like those pastries Kim consumed on Monday played no factor on her body fat. She Tweeted earlier this week:

"OK I have a photo shoot in 2 days and it's not funny how many beignets I have eaten, this is not ok."

Sure it is, Kim. You'll just down some QuickTrim and crap them all out anyway.

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It was a busy day of cheering on the New Orleans Saints, Tweeting and self-promoting yesterday for Kim Kardashian.

The large-breasted former sex tape star attended the NFC Championship with friends, family and a homemade sign (below) for boyfriend Reggie Bush.

Unlike Kim, Reggie actually accomplished something in his chosen profession, scoring a go-ahead fourth quarter touchdown on a five-yard pass to Drew Brees. The Saints defeated the Vikings 31-28 and will take on the Colts in Super Bowl XLIV.

This will give Kardashian more opportunities to offer Bush support via Twitter, while also telling fans to watch her reality show. A few sample Tweets from Sunday:

  • i live for the one hour episodes! don't you?
  • Who's watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians??? West coast!
  • I'm so proud of my baby! 
  • Superbowl baby!!!! WOW no words! Congrats New Orleans
  • Check out my Saints sign!!! Who dat!
  • After the game going to watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians! This episode is crazy! Hard for me to watch the boxing matches!
  • Getting ready to go to the Saints game! Let's go New Orleans! Who dat!!!!
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Kim Kardashian took time out from her career as a professional celebrity to obtain a restraining order against an alleged stalker, Dennis Shaun Bowman.

This guy is delusional and believes he's dating her, says Kim, who notes that her obsessed fan has been following her and "poses an immediate threat."

Bowman began sending Kardashian Twitter messages last fall, professing love for her, then moved from Georgia to Kardashian's home of Calabasas, Calif.

More disturbingly, he has started turning up periodically at the socialite's appearances in L.A., sometimes wearing joker face paint, a la The Dark Knight.

Wonder if he present for this display.

Dude must be out of his mind. He even sent a Twitter message to her boyfriend, Reggie Bush, looking for a fight. Reggie plays professional football!

A Kim K. Pic

Why stalk Kim Kardashian? It's illegal, and she's not that interesting!

At least he can be polite sometimes, however. Bowman also Tweeted to Kardashian to ask forgiveness for missing their dinner date planned in Atlanta recently.

They never had one, but still, good manners!

Under the restraining order, recommended by LAPD's Threat Management unit, Bowman must stay 500 yards away from Kardashian and stop contacting her.

Fortunately, he can still peruse our gallery of Kim Kardashian pictures!

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Come on, Kim Kardashian. At least give us a challenge.

The provocative socialite attended a party this week in celebration of Melanie Brown's new line of Sugar Factory lollipops (yes, Melanie Brown has her own line of lollipops and an event was thrown in its honor) and posed on the red carpet like this:

Oral Sex Simulator

Kim must REALLY enjoy a sweet treat and/or an opportunity to relive her days as a sex tape star.

Typically, we'd ask readers to submit a caption for this photo, but we're a family site. It would be impossible to keep those clean. Instead, we'll pose the following scenario/question:

Photos of Kardashian striking this pose are plastered all over the Internet.

But what would happen if Adam Lambert made the same gesture? Would he be celebrated as a sex symbol and given the kind of opportunities afforded to Kim to make money off this reputation, or crucified as a bad influence on children?

Discuss!

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Neither Kim Kardashian nor Lindsay Lohan possesses much talent or body weight.

But while the former at least has the support of her family, poor Lindsay has been throwing the tabloid wolves by her ex-convict of a father and attention whore of a mother. The result, sadly, has been rumors of drug use and cutting.

Therefore, we can forgive Lohan's unoriginal sense of fashion. She does have a lot on her mind these days.

This may explain why Lindsay's Brian Lichtenberg dress at this month's InStyle Golden Globes after-party was the exact same outfit worn by Kardashian a few weeks earlier in Las Vegas.

Compare the stars below and then vote for the sexiest:

Kim vs. Lindsay

Who looks best in this dress?

 

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