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Kim Kardashian has been chosen as the cover girl for an upcoming, unique magazine edition.

No, it isn't Talentless Reality Stars with Big Breasts Who Use Social Networks to Milk Millions from Supposed Fans. Instead, it's an issue of World's Most Beautiful shot entirely in 3-D.

Conceived by photographer Nick Saglimbeni, the shoot "amazed" Kim, who claims she had no idea what she was in for when she agreed to a pictorial for the publication.

"It's like you're popping out of the screen!" Kim says in the interview that accompanies her spread, which will available August 8 in a limited-edition print version for $4.99. "There are so many exciting things you can do with 3-D. I can't wait to see what you do with it after this."

Seriously. Ray J is awaiting Kim's call. Just imaging the possibilities!

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Who will Ashley Hebert choose on The Bachelorette? Who cares!

Did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone? Whatever!

We finally have an answer to one of life's most pressing questions: Who will be designing Kim Kardashian's wedding dress? And the lucky woman is...

Wedding Cake Shopping

... Vera Wang!!!

"What a glorious moment!" the designer told E! News. "I am so thrilled to be dressing Kim for her wedding to Kris Humphries! As a friend of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, I wish the engaged couple all the joy and happiness in the world!"

Details on the dress are being kept quiet, but you can check out the wedding invitation HERE and you can start the countdown to the August 20 nuptials right now. We can totally wait!

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Kim Kardashian has no problem letting cameras into her life or athletes between her legs. But the reality star has to draw the line somewhere.

And that place is apparently at her front gate.

Kim Kardashian and the Girls

A fan showed up at the edge of Kim's property today, and while no incident seems to have gone down, Kardashian did take to Twitter to warn off others. She wrote:

I pride myself in being very open & available to my fans, but the one place I won't interact or tolerate people showing up to is my home. I wont answer my gate & I don’t find it appropriate. This is my personal space & my comfort zone & when that is violated, I have a problem. I luv 2 meet my fans,u mean the world 2 me but I please ask that u don’t show up 2 my home.It scares me&I feel it violates my personal space. Security will be enforced 24hrs a day. Looks like I will be moving soon...

Speaking of violating Kim's personal space -- ok, nevermind. Stalking actually is a serious issues and we agree: chill, fans.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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What are we doing, readers? Did we just spend a half hour of our lives watching Kris Jenner talk about her bladder and her vagina? Have we no dignity?!?

While I re-consider how I spend my free time, let's review the latest scripted episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, THG style!

Kris Jenner often pees herself. MINUS 7 because I don't care and because that's gross.

There's apparently a rule of no phones at the dinner table in this household. Multiple TV cameras, though? No problem! PLUS 9.

Kris is upset because her kids keep giving her a hard time over her bladder in front of strangers. Unless me and her are tighter than I realized, MINUS 19 for her complaining about this to a TV camera.

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Unless she takes our advice and gets back together with Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian will walk down the aisle with Kris Humphries on August 20.

The black tie wedding will take place in Montecito, with the invitation reading: "Kris and Bruce Jenner request the pleasure of your company at the marriage of their daughter Kimberly Kardashian to Kristopher Humphries."

The Kim Kardashian Wedding Invitation

Aren't those crossed Ks adorable?!? What do you think of the invitation?

 

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Melissa Molinaro looks very much like Kim Kardashian. This is no secret. Old Navy admitted as much after featuring the aspiring singer in a commercial a few months ago.

But Kardashian apparently isn't flattered by the doppelganger use, as she filed a $20 million lawsuit against the company last week, claiming the ad was an "unauthorized use of Kardashian's name, likeness, identity and persona."

Now, Molinaro has responded - and basically told Kim to get a life.

Melissa Molinaro Commercial Still

"We're still talking about this?! It's JULY this aired in February...some people have too much time on there [sic] hands," Molinaro Tweeted, seeming to imply that Kardashian has nothing to do but whine and social network.

"I'm blown away by all your support and blessed to have an amazing family & friends like you!" Melissa added.

It should be noted: Kim did not mention Molinaro in the suit. She also has a line with rival retailer Sears in the works. The gloves - and, most likely, shirts - are about to come off, folks!

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Say a prayer for Kim Kardashian, readers. She has been diagnosed with psoriasis.

The horrifying news was at the center of the latest Keeping Up with the Kardashian episode, as Kim took cameras along to her doctor's appointment. The skin disease affects millions of people and is generally harmless.

But don't think those facts didn't stop Kim from milking the disorder for all the attention she could, as she previewed the installment for her reality series with this blog entry: I head to the dermatologist after I discover a weird rash on my legs. Khloe freaks me out saying it’s ringworm, but it turns out I have psoriasis!! My mom has had psoriasis for years, so it’s good that I can talk to her about it.

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A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

So said Kris Jenner on The Talk yesterday, referring to the face lift that was captured by E! cameras last month.

The matriarch of the least talented family on TV said she just wanted to freshen up for her daughter's wedding, which will NOT cost $10 million, as reported by one tabloid.

"You know, if she was going to spend that much money on a wedding, I'd tell her to write me a check and go to Vegas," Jenner said, seemingly ignoring the fact that Kim is headed to Vegas for her bachelorette party.

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You've seen the engagement night photo. Now, readers, prepare yourselves for a look at Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian at their recent engagement party!!! OMG, we know.

Khloe posted the following photo on her blog today, taking credit for how "insane" it was to throw the shindig together with just three days' notice. What made her schedule so busy? Trying to find new ways to whine about her weight, we assume, while also memorizing next week's Keeping Up with the Kardashians script.

"The party turned out fab and Kimmie and Kris loved it, which made me so happy!" Khloe gushed.

Engagement Party Pic

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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