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This is so tragic.

Despite their millions of dollars, steady marriages, healthy babies and giant breasts, the Kardashian sisters wake up each and every day tormented by one thing alone: their weight. According to the new issue of In Touch Weekly, it's all their pushy mother's fault, too.

Tormented by Their Weight!

We'd chalk this up as mere tabloid BS, but Khloe and company spend every opportunity they get whining about body image, body type and their latest diet plans. It's really nauseating.

In other magazine news, this edition claims to reveal the "truth about Bristol Palin's face." Sorry, In Touch, but we can already deliver that to readers, free of charge!

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How did we get here?

On June 12, E! will premiere the sixth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Yes, the sixth season.

Somehow, the family that publicizes every aspect of its boring life has managed to continually draw in viewers to a scripted show that focuses more on large breasts than sincere emotion.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Promo Pic

What sort of crazy (scripted), unexpected (scripted!), shocking (scripted!) moments will go down this summer? Check out an official preview for the reality series below.

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It's Jennifer Hudson vs. Kim Kardashian in a Fashion Face-Off for the ages. Or at least for this morning at The Hollywood Gossip. Vote on the winner!

The Oscar winner took center stage at the Grammys in an Alexander McQueen epaulet top and geometric sandals recently, showing off her new figure.

Meanwhile, the professional celebrity / reality star wore the same item with pumps, a ponytail and her trademark cleavage showing in Hollywood.

Who wore it best? That's for you to decide here:

Fashion Face-Off!

Who wore it better, Jennifer or Kim? Vote on whether Hudson or Kardashian wins this THG Fashion Face-Off here! View Poll »

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Kim Kardashian made it clear a couple weeks ago: she isn't only about red carpet photos and fashion.

The reality star took major exception to her body being placed on the cover of Turkey's Cosmopolitan, considering she's of Armenian descent and that nation was responsible for acts of genocide against her people in the early 1900s.

Kimmy Kardashian

Now, with Genocide Remembrance Day schedule for Sunday, Kim has taken to her blog and posted the following message:

"My family and I are incredibly proud of our heritage. My dad taught me a lot about Armenian culture, and I have a strong connection with my roots. Every year, I honor the memory of the martyrs who were killed during the 1915 Armenian Genocide. Even though so many countries around the world recognize the Genocide, the government of Turkey still denies it."

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Contrary to what the following magazine cover states, Kim Kardashian is not marrying Kris Humphries this year.

But the reality star is doing what she does best in an interview with Life & Style: talking about her personal life in hypothetical, vague terms in order to make headlines for no valid reason whatsoever.

The latest case in point: her eventual wedding to... somebody.

Kim Kim Kardashian Life & Style Cover

"I've envisioned the whole thing," Kim says. "I already know what my gown is going to look like. I've thought about it all for so long... What woman hasn't thought about her wedding since she was a little girl?"

Very few. But not many would land a tabloid cover story just for fantasizing about such an event.

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Tired of long-distance love, Kim Kardashian plans to move to NYC "by October" to be closer to her beau of five months, NBA star Kris Humphries.

"Kim wants to live in NYC when Kris' season starts again," an insider says, making this the second such report about Kim we've seen in a week.

Of kourse, it's not all about Kris.

"She and Kourtney are probably going to film another season of their E! show [Kourtney & Kim Take New York] anyway, so it just makes sense."

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Photo

Things have gotten SO serious for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, says a pal, that, "This is it for her. I'm certain of an engagement this summer."

Kardashian won't go that far, but did say this: "It's the next normal step! L.A. will always be my home, but it's about time I look in New York too."

Adds a source klose to Kim, who made headlines this week for tangling with Cosmo over its Turkish cover: "She's already in NYC much more now."

In other couple news, Scarlett Johansson is reportedly moving in with Sean Penn after just a few months! Hey, when the time's right, it's right.

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Kim Kardashian is nothing if not forgiving.

Putting aside her problems with Cosmopolitan after they splashed her pic on the cover of the Turkish version, which offended the Armenian-American celebrity, Kim is not letting her "amazing relationship" with the magazine end.

In fact, she's doing a brand new shoot for it!

Kim Kardashian: Poser

Kim was irate at Cosmo for not getting permission to run the controversial cover, which hit newsstands in Turkey this month and hit close to home for her.

The country committed genocide against Armenians people nearly 100 years ago and still refuse to acknowledge this. Understandably, she was not a fan.

Nevertheless, her team and Cosmo talked stuff out Monday and Kim, who addressed the scandal and why it affected her, decided to bury the hatchet.

Hey, why hold a grudge if risk getting less exposure?

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Kim Kardashian is reportedly very upset that a photo of her was used on the cover of Turkey's edition of Cosmopolitan magazine this month.

Her objections stem from her Armenian heritage.

It is a widely-held belief that Turkey was responsible for acts of genocide against the Armenian people in the early part of the 20th Century.

Kim Kardashian Turkish Cosmo Cover

Kim Kardashian, an Armenian-American who has been vocal about the genocide, did an international photo shoot recently that went to various magazines.

That included several owned by Cosmopolitan, but she didn't know it would end up on the Turkish version of the mag, and she's quite upset about this.

Sources say Cosmo let Kim's people know which international outlets of the magazine would use her picture, but never mentioned Turkey to Kim or her reps.

Kim would not have approved the use of her pic in the Turkish version, according to sources close to her, and it's particularly upsetting this time of year.

April 24, which happens to also be Easter Sunday this year, is the day Armenians commemorate the genocide, and comes just weeks after this release.

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Stop the presses. Kim Kardashian, the Armenian princess of Calabasas, may be moving to the Big Apple. The reason is simple: Kris Humphries is there.

It's not a done deal yet, but she's talking about it.

With Kourtney & Kim Take New York wrapped for the season, her "work" is mostly based in L.A. Still, the allure of her man may draw her back east ...

Kim K. and Kris

Kris Humphries grabs rebounds for the New Jersey Nets with proficiency, much like Kim grabs $10K for shilling for various products on Twitter. It's a good fit.

Apparently, she's still given this some thought, telling sources: "We have the store in New York so it's obvious that a place in New York would be the next step."

LOL. Sure thing, Kim. You didn't even visit the place ON YOUR REALITY SHOW. How much time do you expect us to believe you spend there on a routine basis?

Anyway, that doesn't matter. If she wants to move to New York to be close to her man, that's awesome. Just don't pretend you work, Kim. It's disingenuous.

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It's among mankind's most vexing questions: what is the appeal of the Kardashians, a family with no personality, talent or positive contributions to society of any kind?

In the latest issue of Redbook, Khloe Kardashian somehow keeps a straight face when answering: "We are a real family. We don't sugarcoat anything. We're not the Brady Bunch, but we always put each other first. We love each other on camera, we cry on camera. I think people relate to the realness of it."

These are the same people who somehow believe Kim Kardashian Tweets at them due to a personal attachment, not as a contribution to her empire.

Kardashians Redbook Cover

What is the biggest misconception about the family? Manager and matriarch Kris Jenner tackles this inquiry, hilariously lying stating:

"All of my daughters have jobs. They are fashion stylists and designers; they own a chain of stores. They had the stores before they had the show. And my kids worked from the time they were 13 years old... They work 25 hours a day. And that they don't have any talent?

They might not be singers or dancers, but they certainly know how to produce a television show. Whether you want to call it talent or not, they have multiple shows on the air. [I want to say,] How many shows do you have?"

That cannot be denied, Kris. But it must be asked: do they have multiple shows on the air due to anything the Kardashians offer? Or due to the sheer ignorance/stupidity of viewers?