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Ready to go inside the wedding of this century, last century and every century to come?

E! News has given fans a glimpse at yesterday's nuptials between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Seriously, there was a groom involved, too!

Below, get your first look at Kim's dress, Mason as ringbearer, Kris in a tux and Mama Jenner donning what may be the ugliest giant bow in fashion history. While we check records to verify this statement, enjoy the following sneak peek at a ceremony that made Kardashian more money than millions of people will see in their lifetime...

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Following her lavish wedding ceremony and subsequent reception, Kim Kardashian took to Twitter this afternoon and thanked The Big Guy Upstairs for her good, huge fortunate. No, not Ryan Seacrest.

Wrote Kim:

Kim Kardashian Tweet

Considering reports that Kardashian and Kris Humphries pocketed $18 million for the event, we're pretty sure she means capitalism is good.

Meanwhile, E! News has released a handful of photos from the ceremony. People Magazine will dedicate a special issue this week to the nuptials, but visit the E! website for a few images now and check out one shot of Kim as a bride below.

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Kim Kardashian did not take our advice. She and Kris Humphries did not share their first dance to any of our recommended singles.

Instead, Robin Thicke serenaded the couple to a blend of "Angels" and Let's' Stay Together," according to Ken Baker of E! News, who attended the entire event.

  • Pre-Wedding Day
  • On His Wedding Day

What other key details can we report from the festivities? Learn more about the marriage ceremony HERE, watch E! at 6 p.m. for special coverage and consider the following, vital reception tidbits:

  • Kim changed into two more dresses, both designed by Vera Wang.
  • Multiple members of The New Jersey Nets were in attendance, which actually required permission from the NBA due to that league's lockout.
  • Wolfgang Puck catered a meal that included buffalo mozzarella and heirloom tomato salad; a choice of hand-formed agnolotti with sweet corn mascarpone and summer truffles, or roast chicken with Yukon Gold potato puree, caramelized brussels sprouts and summer truffles. We feel like you need to know these things.
  • Kendall, Kylie, Khloé and Kourtney all eventually changed into matching white tracksuits.
  • Earth, Wind & Fire played "September."
  • Following the cutting of a multi-tier, chocolate and vanilla cake, a deejay took over the music duties and the party lasted until around midnight... when the fire marshal arrived and shut it down because the neighbors complained about noise.

Visit the official E! News website for more information and listen closely: somewhere, Ray J is crying...

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Did you hear that Kim Kardashian got married to Kris Humphries last night? It's true. It was a small ceremony, with just a few friends and very little fuss and.... JUST KIDDING!!!

There were 450 guests. Millions were spent. Millions more were earned by the participants, and we've got all the details below. First, though, we present the CNN report that almost made this ridiculous affair worthwhile. Check out the kid in the background:

As for the ceremony itself, with facts courtesy of E!, which will present live coverage of the wedding tonight? Deep breath...

  • Kim donned a strapless, ivory Vera Wang dress with a long train.
  • She wore Guiseppe Zanotti shoes.
  • Kris Humphries sported a Ermenegildo Zegna tuxedo, with black pants, a white shirt and a white bow tie.
  • Lorraine Schwartz designed the wedding rings.
  • Kim's party, all in ivory, consisted of Khloé Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian , Kylie and Kendal Jenner and Kris' sister, Kaela Humphries.
  • A passage in the program, written by Kim, read: "I so wish my dad could be here today to walk me down the aisle. But I know in a way he is here, and I feel his loving presence all around me. I love and miss you, dad."
  • What does Kim love most about Kris? She told the pastor before the event and it was then relayed to guests: he puts a smile on her face, is the "yin to her yang" and other cliches.
  • Kris loves Kim's compassion and how dedicated she is to family.
  • The ceremony, which included helicopters flying overhead at all times, concluded with a prayer. No truth to the rumor that it started with: Dear Lord, cha-ching! Thank you for creating E!, Twitter and Facebook....

People Magazine paid around $1 million for the rights to the wedding photos, which will be published in this week's edition.

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Following six months of dating, three months of an engagement and millions of dollars worth of endorsements, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married today in Montecito, California.

The bride wore Vera Wang, celebrity guests included Ryan Seacrest, Linday Lohan and Nicole Richie and... who are we kidding? Details about the event have been available for weeks! Expect many photos, quotes, videos and Tweets about the ceremony/reception to surface online over the coming days.

Then, of course, there will be the four-hour extravaganza on E! in October. In the meantime, we really do wish this couple all the best and we honor them below with a montage of their time together:

  • Kim K. and Kris
  • Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Photo
  • K Kouple
  • Kim Kardashian People Magazine Cover
  • Kris and Kim
  • A Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic
  • In Monaco
  • Kouple of Ks
  • Kim and Kris Times Two
  • Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic
  • Engagement Party Pic
  • Kris, Kim
  • So Kute!
  • Engagement Night!

How long do you give the marriage?

 

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Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

With Kim Kardashian getting married tomorrow, we had no choice but to make her our subject. What's the beautiful bride-to-be saying/thinking?! You tell us!

All you have to do to play is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s)! Go to it! We will announce a winner Monday. Best of luck, all ...

Kim Kardashian Box

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One day, people. We are just one day away from the event of the century, the wedding of the decade, the money-making scheme to end all money-making schemes.

Kim Kardashian marries Kris Humphries tomorrow. OM...Ca-ching!

The Wedding of the Year!

What must you know heading into the big day? Consider this your official Kim Kardashian wedding primer:

  • The ceremony will take place at a $29 million estate in Montecito, CA.
  • Both the ceremony and the reception will take place under a giant tent, in order to maintain privacy from the paparazzi and ensure E! has the exclusive coverage.
  • Kim will wear a $25,000 dress by designer Vera Wang.
  • Fans will be asked to spend $100 on a nuptials-themed fragrance.
  • Kim will wear platform heels and her hair will be up.
  • The couple will put their honeymoon on hold so Kim can start shooting Kourtney & Kim Take New York.
  • Kris Humphries will wonder: What the Hell have I done?!?

Visit THG tomorrow and in the days/weeks that follow for photos and plenty of scoop from the nauseating event.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Just days prior to the wedding of the millennium, Khloe Kardashian has some advice for Kim Kardashian: Take time to enjoy it.

No, not the money she'll earn from the E!-sponsored nuptials. Okay, that, too. But the special day she's about to share with Kris Humphries.

"At some point in your wedding, take your husband in a corner and just be quiet and look and enjoy the whole presence of it," Khloe told Us Weekly. "And just look and enjoy because it goes so fast... it's amazing."

  • Kardashian Kollection Premiere Pic
  • So Kute!

Khloe, of course, has been down the televised wedding path before. She got hitched to Lamar Odom in September 2009, with friends, family and tabloid cameramen standing by. She can't really offer advice to her sibling, though.

"No two relationships are the same," Khloe said. "Keep yours to yourself because everyone will have an opinion. They have no idea what goes on behind closed doors."

Too bad no such doors exist for Kim Kardashian.

[Photo: WENN.com]

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

You've seen the wedding invitation. You've checked out the misleading tabloid covers. All that remains is for Kim Kardashian to actually marry Kris Humphries, right?

Wrong. First, we must judge the rock on her finger....

Kim Kardashian Engagement Ring Pic

The engagement ring presented to Kim in May - fewer than three months prior to her wedding date - is 20.5 carats. It's rectangular in shape. And it was likely purchased by E!.

Take a close look at it here and then decide: What do you think?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Congratulations are in order for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, as they walked down the aisle this weekend and... wait, WHAT?!?

OK! Weekly has taken its misleading headlines to a new level, as the latest edition of this desperate tabloid screams that Kim "Weds," appears to depict in her a wedding dress and advertises "Complete Coverage" of an event that hasn't taken place yet.

What makes this a "Special Collector's Issue?" The gall editors possess to actually have printed it...

Kim Kardashian Kollector's Issue

Kim Kardashian actually gets married this Saturday - unless Reggie Bush steps in!!! - and THG truly will have complete coverage of the ceremony/reception. At no charge.

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

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