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Very little about Kim Kardashian is real.

Her televised fights are scripted, her engagement was filmed by a camera crew, her Tweets and Facebook posts are paid for by sponsors.

But it's safe to assume Kris Humphries would not have purchased a fake ring for his fiance... right? That's what Jay Leno wanted to find out last night, as he actually set Kim's 20.5 carat rock on fire as a test. (Real diamonds don't burn; a cubic zirconia will catch flame.)

What happened? Did Kim make you believe she wasn't in on this stunt? Watch the video below.

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The Kris Humphries/Kim Kardashian wedding registry has been unveiled, and the items on it don't uncover anything we don't already know about the reality star.

She's shallow enough to ask for a $46 martini glass from guests? A $43 butter spreader? Not exactly shocking

But the registry does possibly indicate the date of the monumental wedding: it lists the "Event Date" as October 31, 2011.

Kim Kardashian in London

What else is on the registry? The following ridiculous requests:

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We already know that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are engaged.

But how did this true love come about? What family obstacles did these two overcome to arrive at the special place where E! is planning their wedding special? And why was Khloe so emotional about their coupling up?

All these burning questions and more were at the center of last night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians season premiere.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Promo Photo

Kim kicked off the episode by telling her sisters she plans to give her children K names. They think she's crazy. Seriously, where would she possibly get that idea?!?

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Bret Lockett would like to clear something up: when he claimed he and Kim Kardashian carried on a five-month affair, he really meant that he's never met the reality star.

Facing a possible lawsuit for his allegations, the NFL player gave an interview to HLN last night, during which he clarified his remarks. Now, Lockett says he never met Kim and the entire relationship took place over text message.

Why, in that case, did he say he had been physical with Kardashian? Because she told him she was touching herself during exchanges. The whole tale now sounds as believable as any storyline on Kim's reality show.

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Kim Kardashian is spending more time in court than she is... doing whatever the heck she actually does.

Aside from threatening Bret Lockett with a lawsuit for claiming the two had a fling, Kim has been drawing up a prenuptial agreement to protect herself against the possibility of divorce. Or, to be more accurate, Kris Jenner has been doing so.

She "drew up the contracts," a source told Us Weekly of Jenner's role in her daughter's legal life. "Kim's Beverly Hills home and all of her assets are protected... additionally, she keeps anything she earns during the marriage."

Photograph of Kim Kardashian

Kris Humphries is a solid NBA power forward, of course, so he'll still have millions when the couple's reality TV contract runs out if they split.

"He does not receive anything if the marriage fails," says the source. "He agreed to that. He's not worried."

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For once in her life, Kim Kardashian is angry over the attention she's receiving. Really, really angry.

The latest issue of In Touch Weekly quotes Bret Lockett, a safety for the New England Patriots, as saying he carried on a five-month affair with Kim while she was dating Kris Humphries.

He even claims to possess evidence of the relationship.

But Kardashian is adamant that this is a lie. Her attorney has fired off a cease and desist letter to Lockett, telling him to retract all allegations and shut the heck up... or face the legal consequences!

"To put it very plainly and clearly, and as Mr. Lockett knows, there is not now, and never has been such a relationship," writes Kim's lawyer in the document. "Ms. Kardashian does not know and has never even met Mr. Lockett."

Read the full letter at TMZ and sound off: Do you believe Kim?

 

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Did Kim Kardashian cheat on fiance Kris Humphries with football player Bret Lockett?

Yes, writes In Touch Weekly in its latest issue. No, argues Kim, who is threatening to take legal action against the tabloid for printing such alleged lies.

Kim Kardashian Caught Cheating?!

But Lockett, a safety for the New England Patriots, tells TMZ that he can prove the two carried on an affair.

He says he has phone records, text messages and Anthony Weiner-esque cell phone pics of the reality star. If need be, he's supposedly prepared to present them in court.

Whose side do you take in this escalating disagreement? Think Kim banged Lockett?

 

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Normally, Kim Kardashian loves attention ... but not this kind of attention.

The professional celebrity is PISSED that In Touch Weekly is running a huge cover story claiming she has been cheating on her fiance, Kris Humphries.

They even name her supposed male mistress: NFL player Bret Lockett!

Kim Kardashian Caught Cheating?!

Kinky texts? Wild phone sex? Was Anthony Weiner involved?

Kim says she has never even met or spoken with Lockett ... but in the story Lockett is QUOTED PERSONALLY as saying that Kim pursued him, and that, "I knew this was a game to her ... this is what she does."

Yeah. Kim's rep says she's gonna be suing both In Touch and Bret.

A demand letter from Kim's lawyer has already been sent, threatening legal action and putting In Touch on notice, calling the cheating allegations "are, at a minimum, damaging, defamatory, and an invasion of her privacy."

The tabloid is running the story anyway. Lawyer up, In Touch.

THG POLL: What do you think? Did Kim have an affair?

 

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Wait, there's someone who doesn't know who Kim Kardashian is? Maybe Edie Falco was just making a point, in which case, it worked.

In an interview with New York Magazine, the award-winning Sopranos and Nurse Jackie star discusses the "frightening" takeover of reality TV.

"Like, forgive me, I don't know if you're friends with her - but who the hell is Kim Kardashian?" she asks. "Like, who are these people and why are they famous?"

"Why are they advertising things and being asked their opinions about things?"

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"I just don't understand what these people did to be in a position of having everyone always ask their opinions about stuff," the actress adds.

It is a fair point she raises.

As we saw yesterday with Khloe Kardashian's nip slip, these are individuals that do ridiculous things for attention, then respond to whatever anyone else says about them in order to garner even more attention.

It's a vicious/pathetic/genius cycle. Cue Kim's response to Edie in 5 ... 4 ...

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Kourtney Kardashian is, like, totally overjoyed for sister Kim.

Mostly because, with Kim engaged to Kris Humphries, her sibling has found the man she plans to spend the rest of her life with. But also because the pressure is now off Kourt to tie the knot herself. There's an element of relief.

Basically, don't expect her to wed Scott Disick anytime soon.

Kourt and Scott Picture

Disick is an anagram for "is dick." Just saying.

"Kim getting engaged definitely bought me some time, so I don't have to go out and get married right now," Kourtney tells E! Online.

"I was at a wedding recently ... I hate weddings!"

While Kourtney and Scott may not be in a rush, her mom Kris Jenner has been pushing for the couple to get married on the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Her grandmother wouldn't mind either.

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