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Normally, Kim Kardashian loves attention ... but not this kind of attention.

The professional celebrity is PISSED that In Touch Weekly is running a huge cover story claiming she has been cheating on her fiance, Kris Humphries.

They even name her supposed male mistress: NFL player Bret Lockett!

Kim Kardashian Caught Cheating?!

Kinky texts? Wild phone sex? Was Anthony Weiner involved?

Kim says she has never even met or spoken with Lockett ... but in the story Lockett is QUOTED PERSONALLY as saying that Kim pursued him, and that, "I knew this was a game to her ... this is what she does."

Yeah. Kim's rep says she's gonna be suing both In Touch and Bret.

A demand letter from Kim's lawyer has already been sent, threatening legal action and putting In Touch on notice, calling the cheating allegations "are, at a minimum, damaging, defamatory, and an invasion of her privacy."

The tabloid is running the story anyway. Lawyer up, In Touch.

THG POLL: What do you think? Did Kim have an affair?

 

[Photo: In Touch]

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Wait, there's someone who doesn't know who Kim Kardashian is? Maybe Edie Falco was just making a point, in which case, it worked.

In an interview with New York Magazine, the award-winning Sopranos and Nurse Jackie star discusses the "frightening" takeover of reality TV.

"Like, forgive me, I don't know if you're friends with her - but who the hell is Kim Kardashian?" she asks. "Like, who are these people and why are they famous?"

"Why are they advertising things and being asked their opinions about things?"

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"I just don't understand what these people did to be in a position of having everyone always ask their opinions about stuff," the actress adds.

It is a fair point she raises.

As we saw yesterday with Khloe Kardashian's nip slip, these are individuals that do ridiculous things for attention, then respond to whatever anyone else says about them in order to garner even more attention.

It's a vicious/pathetic/genius cycle. Cue Kim's response to Edie in 5 ... 4 ...

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Kourtney Kardashian is, like, totally overjoyed for sister Kim.

Mostly because, with Kim engaged to Kris Humphries, her sibling has found the man she plans to spend the rest of her life with. But also because the pressure is now off Kourt to tie the knot herself. There's an element of relief.

Basically, don't expect her to wed Scott Disick anytime soon.

Kourt and Scott Picture

Disick is an anagram for "is dick." Just saying.

"Kim getting engaged definitely bought me some time, so I don't have to go out and get married right now," Kourtney tells E! Online.

"I was at a wedding recently ... I hate weddings!"

While Kourtney and Scott may not be in a rush, her mom Kris Jenner has been pushing for the couple to get married on the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Her grandmother wouldn't mind either.

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Kim Kardashian is really a business woman at heart.

Therefore, it makes sense that she'd wish to protect her empire and ask fiance Kris Humphries to sign a prenuptial agreement. Friends say that's exactly what the couple is in the process of negotiating.

Kim and Kris Times Two

Humphries is coming off his best year as a professional basketball player (he averaged a double-double!), but it's unlikely that any contract he signs as a free agent will trump the fortune Kardashian rakes in each year.

She easily clears seven figures, making us wonder why we spend so much time bashing her instead of just writing Tweeting and selling out at every turn. We're in the wrong profession.

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Awww and/or Barf Alert: the first photo of Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian from the night they got engaged has surfaced online.

Khloe Kardashian posted a series of pictures from the evening when E! cameras just happened to be on hand, as the Nets power forward totally, utterly, completely shocked his girlfriend with a 20.5 carat ring.

What does money-grabbing happiness look like? Take a look below. You can practically see the dollar signs floating in their hands, can't you?

Engagement Night!

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LaLa Vazquez is close friends with Kim Kardashian and... that's pretty much the only reason she makes news these days.

Therefore, the reality star's engagement is almost as exciting for the former MTV veejay as it is for Kim. It gives her a chance to make headlines again.

“She’s so happy right now to be engaged, and look forward to the wedding," Vazquez tells OK! Weekly. "I’m just letting her live in that moment right now, and we’re all so happy for her.”

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As for the wedding, which may take place before the summer is over?

"We haven’t started talking about preparations just yet," LaLa said. "I’m sure her’s is going to be fabulous, and we’re really, really looking forward to it.”

So is the E! network. Cha-ching!

[Photos: WENN.com, People]

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Nothing says Surprising Romantic Gesture like a proposal captured on reality TV camera.

In the latest trailer for season six of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we see drama unfold between Kourtney and Scott (he's drinking again?!?) and Kris/Bruce Jenner (she wants to change her last name?!?).

But the real, totally unplanned and unscripted excitement occurs at the very end of this preview. Listen closely and you'll hear Kris Humphries utter the four words that every attention-hungry, money-ravenous, talentless celebrity yearns to hear: Will you marry me?

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It's depressing but true: millions of people will be tuning in for the June 12 premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

But just to make sure the family is foremost on the minds of Internet users everywhere, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and kompany have released a viral video they made on vacation.

In it, every member of the Kardashian and Jenner clan jumps in to lip sync a snippet of Katy Perry's "ET." For what reason? Don't ask. Just be glad Kim isn't using her actual singing voice...

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Kim Kardashian is not pregnant.

We know this comes as shocking news to anyone who believes supermarket tabloids, but it turns out the latest issue of OK! Weekly simply forgot to include a few words in the following headline.

Kim Kardashian Tabloid Cover

The magazine clearly cut Kim off when she said: I'm having a baby... that I plan to exploit and from whom I'll milk millions of dollars at some point in the near future.

While an anonymous source supposedly told the tabloid that Kim is "absolutely in a hurry” to procreate, we'll need more evidence than a misleadingly-typed headline in order for us to believe that she and Kris Humphries are expecting.

And, when that day does come, we'll pray for the future of mankind.

UPDATE: Incredibly, we were right: Kim has blogged that she is NOT pregnant, adding: "Magazines can be so tricky with their wording! The inside states that one day I want a baby! But I’m not pregnant!"

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We know it will be huge, possibly even rivaling the recent royal nuptials. But when will the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries wedding take place?

We may now have a better idea, as sources tell Life & Style that Kim and Kris will walk down the aisle this summer.

"The wedding is going to be at the end of July or the beginning of August," an insider tells the tabloid. "The reason they're rushing it is because they want to do it before the basketball season starts again, so that they have time to have a romantic honeymoon!"

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Another friend says Kim wants a "traditional" ceremony, which could be interesting to see combined with the countless E! cameras that will be on hand for it.

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