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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries will likely receive their very own E! reality show. We'll wait for the shock to wear off before we continue...

Sources tell Hollywood Life that “Kim and Kris have been filming different parts of their lives, including wedding prep, but their show hinges on Kris’s contract negotiations," referencing the free agent power forward's professional status.

"It all depends on what teams he ends up with and their rules for their players and outside commitments.”

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Considering the disappearance of Lamar Odom in the NBA playoffs, soon after his reality show started airing, this could become a legitimate issue for any team that signs Humphries.

Are 10 rebound per game worth 10 cutaways per game to his cheering wife in the front row? We wonder if Red Auerbach has to deal with such dilemmas back in the way.

Will you watch a Kim/Kris reality show?

 

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Forget Kris Jenner. Kourtney Kardashian defied God on multiple occasions this week.

It was a truly sacrilegious episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, reviewed below in our patented +/- format. Let's find out now what sort of score the installment earned, shall we?

Kris Jenner Promo Pic

Lamar and Rob both say they'd do porn. NEGATIVE 5 to Khloe for referring to that as "bizarre." Isn't Kim's decision to do so the only reason this family has a reality show?

Kris says Scott and Kourtney should get married before having another kid because it's "more natural" that way. PLUS 3 for not Kris cracking up at the irony. How natural is it for one to say this about one's daughter to an E! camera?

Scott is talking to his therapist. On television. With his shirt unbuttoned half way. Exposing a wholly shaven chest. NEGATIVE 147.

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In what has become a semi-annual event, Kim Kardashian has dyed her hair in an attempt to garner headlines mix things up.

"I dyed my hair lighter for summer," the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star Tweeted. "I'm loving it! I feel younger!"

  • Kim Kardashian Hair Color
  • Kim Kardashian Goes Light

Kim first went blonde in August 2009. She then got rid of them a month later and added extensions. She's also worn a wig on multiple occasions.

It's almost like Kardashian has no real talent and must resort to changing up her look in order to stay in the news. Sounds crazy, we know.

What do you think of the latest dye job?

 

[Photos: WENN.com]

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Kim Kardashian is not the only person to have reacted with horror over the Casey Anthony verdict yesterday afternoon.

But she is the only person with a major connection to the O.J. Simpson murder case to have done so.

  • Outside Vera Wang
  • It's The Juice!
  • Casey Anthony Reacts

For a change, Kim Kardashian is not the most disgraceful person pictured here.

Following a Tweet that said she was "truly sick" over Anthony being deemed not guilty of killing her daughter, Kardashian received flak from a number of followers who saw her as hypocritical. Why?

Because Kim's late father, Robert Kardashian, defended Simpson and helped get that obvious murderer former running back off.

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In a verdict many feel is on par with the stunning decision to acquit O.J. Simpson, Casey Anthony was found not guilty of murdering her two-year old daughter today.

The result has left one avid viewer of the proceedings in shock: Kim Kardashian. The daughter of one of Simpson's lawyer Tweeted this afternoon:

"WHAT!!!!???!!!! CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!!"

  • Kim Kardashian Butt X-Ray
  • Casey Anthony on Trial (Day 40)

In between X-Raying her ass, Kim Kardashian found time to weigh in on the Casey Anthony trial.

Kim later added:

  • ”I am truly sick over the Casey Anthony verdict! So if the courts don’t believe she is guilty then who do they think killed this little baby?”
  • “Is this now an open case? Do they attempt to arrest someone else? I am so confused! How do these jurors not believe she’s guilty????”

We're as stunned as anyone, but just to answer Kim's hard-hitting questions: 1. That's not how a court case works. The jury deals with the defendant on trial, not the hypothetical questions of who else could be responsible; 2. Yes, of course it's an open case now.

By the way, O.J. totally killed his ex-wife and her boyfriend.

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Kim Kardashian is in love. And, for once, we're not talking about money, or attention, or endorsement, or talking about her weight.

The gigantic-breasted reality star spent the weekend with fiance Kris Humphries in his native state of Minneapolis.

"Kind of obsessed with Lake Minnetonka! Boats & O's!" Kim Tweeted yesterday. "It's like Vegas on the lake over here!"

Kim Kardashian Twitter Pic

Humphries sent out the above photo of his bride-to-be on a jet ski, writing to followers: "Look at Kim tearing up the lake!"

We haven't seen Kim stick her tongue out that far on camera since she did Ray J on video.

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Kim Kardashian's wedding might be huge - okay, Kim Kardashian's wedding WILL be huge - but the event won't cost anywhere close to $10 million.

That's because this marketing-based family will be arranging multiple sponsorships for the ceremony. To wit: reports confirm Kim has struck a deal with Platinum Motorsports in Los Angeles to have Rolls Royce Phantoms and Maybachs available for all important guests.

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Why, people? Why give Kim Kardashian this satisfaction?!?

The expensive vehicles will transport Kim's family and the family of Kris Humphries AND be color coordinated to match the rest of the wedding.

Meanwhile, Kardashian was spotted this week shopping for Vera Wang wedding gowns. Might she have found a designer?!?!?!? Sadly, an anxious world really does await the answer.

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Kathie Lee Gifford is privy to a vital piece of information. But, for a major change, The Today Show co-host isn't talking.

"I've been told a particular date," Gifford tells Pop Eater of the impending nuptials between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, adding that she and husband Frank Gifford are definitely attending.

Kris and Kim Photo

A peek at the couple's extravagant registry reveals that October 31 is a likely date for the ceremony, but sources now say Kim and Kris are looking at "private estates in Los Angeles" and the wedding could take place as early as August.

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We've already seen the photographic evidence, but Kim Kardashian officially answered a question no one was asking last night: Yes, her butt is real.

In the following +/- review of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we examine this life-altering news and also give major points to Kris Jenner for owning up to what her family is...

Khloe Promo Pic

Kim reads one story about her receiving butt implants and simply can't believe the world questions her real body. PLUS 8 because we sympathize with this frustration. The only fake thing about Kim is the interest she takes in any of her Facebook followers.

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Take this, doubters: Kim Kardashian possesses a natural rear end!

In one of her more desperate cries for attention, the mannequin of a reality star claims to have actually gotten an X-Ray of her famous butt this week because she wanted to "show the whole world" it was real.

In response, the whole world said: we know. We already saw it when you let Ray J rail you on tape. Remember?

Kim Kardashian Butt X-Ray

Kim Kardashian gives us the kind of inside look typically reserved for Kris Humphries, or anyone with a video camera.