by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Did you hear that Kim Kardashian got married to Kris Humphries last night? It's true. It was a small ceremony, with just a few friends and very little fuss and.... JUST KIDDING!!!

There were 450 guests. Millions were spent. Millions more were earned by the participants, and we've got all the details below. First, though, we present the CNN report that almost made this ridiculous affair worthwhile. Check out the kid in the background:

As for the ceremony itself, with facts courtesy of E!, which will present live coverage of the wedding tonight? Deep breath...

  • Kim donned a strapless, ivory Vera Wang dress with a long train.
  • She wore Guiseppe Zanotti shoes.
  • Kris Humphries sported a Ermenegildo Zegna tuxedo, with black pants, a white shirt and a white bow tie.
  • Lorraine Schwartz designed the wedding rings.
  • Kim's party, all in ivory, consisted of Khloé Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian , Kylie and Kendal Jenner and Kris' sister, Kaela Humphries.
  • A passage in the program, written by Kim, read: "I so wish my dad could be here today to walk me down the aisle. But I know in a way he is here, and I feel his loving presence all around me. I love and miss you, dad."
  • What does Kim love most about Kris? She told the pastor before the event and it was then relayed to guests: he puts a smile on her face, is the "yin to her yang" and other cliches.
  • Kris loves Kim's compassion and how dedicated she is to family.
  • The ceremony, which included helicopters flying overhead at all times, concluded with a prayer. No truth to the rumor that it started with: Dear Lord, cha-ching! Thank you for creating E!, Twitter and Facebook....

People Magazine paid around $1 million for the rights to the wedding photos, which will be published in this week's edition.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Following six months of dating, three months of an engagement and millions of dollars worth of endorsements, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married today in Montecito, California.

The bride wore Vera Wang, celebrity guests included Ryan Seacrest, Linday Lohan and Nicole Richie and... who are we kidding? Details about the event have been available for weeks! Expect many photos, quotes, videos and Tweets about the ceremony/reception to surface online over the coming days.

Then, of course, there will be the four-hour extravaganza on E! in October. In the meantime, we really do wish this couple all the best and we honor them below with a montage of their time together:

  • Kim K. and Kris
  • Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Photo
  • K Kouple
  • Kim Kardashian People Magazine Cover
  • Kris and Kim
  • A Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic
  • In Monaco
  • Kouple of Ks
  • Kim and Kris Times Two
  • Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic
  • Engagement Party Pic
  • Kris, Kim
  • So Kute!
  • Engagement Night!

How long do you give the marriage?

 

by Free Britney at . Comments

Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

With Kim Kardashian getting married tomorrow, we had no choice but to make her our subject. What's the beautiful bride-to-be saying/thinking?! You tell us!

All you have to do to play is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s)! Go to it! We will announce a winner Monday. Best of luck, all ...

Kim Kardashian Box

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

One day, people. We are just one day away from the event of the century, the wedding of the decade, the money-making scheme to end all money-making schemes.

Kim Kardashian marries Kris Humphries tomorrow. OM...Ca-ching!

The Wedding of the Year!

What must you know heading into the big day? Consider this your official Kim Kardashian wedding primer:

  • The ceremony will take place at a $29 million estate in Montecito, CA.
  • Both the ceremony and the reception will take place under a giant tent, in order to maintain privacy from the paparazzi and ensure E! has the exclusive coverage.
  • Kim will wear a $25,000 dress by designer Vera Wang.
  • Fans will be asked to spend $100 on a nuptials-themed fragrance.
  • Kim will wear platform heels and her hair will be up.
  • The couple will put their honeymoon on hold so Kim can start shooting Kourtney & Kim Take New York.
  • Kris Humphries will wonder: What the Hell have I done?!?

Visit THG tomorrow and in the days/weeks that follow for photos and plenty of scoop from the nauseating event.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Just days prior to the wedding of the millennium, Khloe Kardashian has some advice for Kim Kardashian: Take time to enjoy it.

No, not the money she'll earn from the E!-sponsored nuptials. Okay, that, too. But the special day she's about to share with Kris Humphries.

"At some point in your wedding, take your husband in a corner and just be quiet and look and enjoy the whole presence of it," Khloe told Us Weekly. "And just look and enjoy because it goes so fast... it's amazing."

  • Kardashian Kollection Premiere Pic
  • So Kute!

Khloe, of course, has been down the televised wedding path before. She got hitched to Lamar Odom in September 2009, with friends, family and tabloid cameramen standing by. She can't really offer advice to her sibling, though.

"No two relationships are the same," Khloe said. "Keep yours to yourself because everyone will have an opinion. They have no idea what goes on behind closed doors."

Too bad no such doors exist for Kim Kardashian.

[Photo: WENN.com]

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

You've seen the wedding invitation. You've checked out the misleading tabloid covers. All that remains is for Kim Kardashian to actually marry Kris Humphries, right?

Wrong. First, we must judge the rock on her finger....

Kim Kardashian Engagement Ring Pic

The engagement ring presented to Kim in May - fewer than three months prior to her wedding date - is 20.5 carats. It's rectangular in shape. And it was likely purchased by E!.

Take a close look at it here and then decide: What do you think?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Congratulations are in order for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, as they walked down the aisle this weekend and... wait, WHAT?!?

OK! Weekly has taken its misleading headlines to a new level, as the latest edition of this desperate tabloid screams that Kim "Weds," appears to depict in her a wedding dress and advertises "Complete Coverage" of an event that hasn't taken place yet.

What makes this a "Special Collector's Issue?" The gall editors possess to actually have printed it...

Kim Kardashian Kollector's Issue

Kim Kardashian actually gets married this Saturday - unless Reggie Bush steps in!!! - and THG truly will have complete coverage of the ceremony/reception. At no charge.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

You won't believe this, but Tyra Banks has managed to make Kim Kardashian's upcoming wedding all about herself. Or at least one key component of it.

Asked about the realty star's dress at Sunday night's Do Something Awards, Banks bragged: “I gave [Kim] the advice of going with a silhouette that the world isn’t used to seeing her in. So we’ll see.”

  • Tyra Banks at the Do Something Awards
  • The Kim Kardashian Pose

Who looked better on this red carpet? Vote NOW!

Banks, however, claims she's already seen, as Kim supposedly showed some friends a few photos of her Vera Wang gown.

“What she showed me was so beautiful,” the annoying America's Next Top Model host said. “It’s interesting because they were pictures from a fitting, but it actually looked like the wedding, like her hair was done. So it was like a real almost dress rehearsal and she looked absolutely beautiful.”

How is Kim feeling leading up to the big day? A recent Tweet sums it up: OMGGGGGG!

[Photos: WENN.com]

by Free Britney at . Comments

Kim Kardahsian will be walking down the aisle this Saturday.

Despite the craziness of the planning and the natural pre-wedding jitters any girl gets before her second marriage, Special K is remarkably sanguine.

“I’m very calm,” Kim told Access Hollywood Sunday at the Do Something Awards in Los Angeles, regarding her wedding to NBA star Kris Humphries.

“Maybe last week I was a little bit more freaked out with space and invites, just making sure everything was perfect. But this week I’m totally calm.”

Kurvaceous

Totally calm doesn't mean she's not SO stoked, though!

The bride-to-be, who will be wearing a Vera Wang gown at her August 20 ceremony in Montecito, took to Twitter over the weekend to express her feelings:

“OMGGGG my wedding is a week away!!!! This is so crazy!!! I’m so happy!”

There you have it. If she does get kold feet, there's always kold hard kash to help kalm her nerves. Kim has plenty of endeavors to keep her occupied.

“I’m busy,” she said. “I have my big Sears launch (the Kardashian Kollection) this week, so I’m focusing on that. I’m working every day this week.”

Saturday night, all she'll have to focus on will be her wedding song, an E! kamera krew of 20 and Kris officially bekoming Mr. Kim Kardashian.

[Photo: WENN.com]

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Eight days, people. Kim Kardashian willofficially lock in a new revenuesource marry Kris Humphries in just eight days!

How is she feeling with the bigmoney-makingday coming up in just over a week?

"I am actually really calm," she told reporters at the W Hotel this week for the launch of her 3D World’s Most Beautiful pictorial. "I think that all of my freak out moments kind of happened at the beginning when we decided to get married this summer so that’s like when you are like, ‘Oh, when and where?’"

Wedding Secrets!!!

Of course, far be it for Kim to get through any interview without dropping the name of a company, or brand or, in this case, wedding planner:

“It’s been so like everything that I have dreamed of and more," she said. "I had no idea how much work really goes into wedding planning and I really do have this newfound respect for Sharon Sacks, my wedding planner!”

Sharon, please make that name-dropping check out to Kim Kardashian. That's K-A-R-D...