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We hate to break this to you, reality TV fans, but not all fairy tales can have a happy ending.

That's the message sent by the following promo for season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, which premieres November 27 and which has packaged the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries divorce into a central storyline for upcoming episodes.

It's almost as though the entire split was scripted just to increase ratings for the season ahead. But there's no way someone as real as Kim Kardashian would do that, right? Watch now to see Kris and Kim fight over his whereabouts and let's all hope and pray that these two make it...

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Mariah Carey's weight loss is the topic of the new cover story of Us Weekly.

The slimmed-down singer had plenty to say about the prior week's too.

She appeared to make a comment about Kim Kardashian's divorce at a press conference for Carey's introduction as the new face of Jenny (formerly Jenny Craig).

"I'm a real person, I'm not putting on a fake face for Hollywood," Carey told the crowd, then spoke about her marriage to Nick Cannon, with whom she has twins.

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"Sometimes we really make each other mad, and that's why we aren't divorced after four months," she cracked, as the crowd audibly gasped after that remark.

The poster child for quickie divorces/defecating on the institution of marriage these days, of course, is Kardashian, who lasted all of 72 days with Kris Humphries.

That's not even three months, but whatever. Carey was sheepish after her joke, prompting the "Butterfly" singer to sort of take it back: "I'm sorry, just saying."

And we're just saying ... that she's kalling like it is. Sorry Kim.

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Kris Humphries got married on television to a reality star whose entire life is decided by her manager and her mother. But the NBA power forward's father insists: his son did NOT see a divorce from Kim Kardashian coming.

"There was never a discussion about it - it just came out of nowhere and blindsided Kris," William Humphries tells Life & Style. "How could someone do that? Kris was completely surprised. The news was already published before he found out!"

But why didn't Kris just check the script for season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York?

Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Kover

Kardashian allegedly warned family and friends about the announcement prior to making it, but a friend says Kris was so hurt by being left out of the decision-making process that he refused to speak to Kim until she visited him in Minnesota at the behest of her PR team.

"Kris told me that Kim was texting him a lot, but he wouldn't respond," this pal claims. "They did speak briefly the day the split was announced - but only because Kim was apparently pissed that Kris had released his own statement."

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Kris Jenner seriously needs to STFU.

In a new interview with Extra, the managerial matriarch is asked why daughter Kim Kardashian went to visit ex-husband Kris Humphries in Minnesota this week, a trip that extended this disgusting story for another few days and led to talk of reconciliation.

Just take a look at the complete and utter nonsense this businesswoman spewed:

Kim Kardashian at LAX

"Kim is a hopeless romantic. So she wants the fairy tale. She wanted to get married and have babies and raise a family and the white picket fence and all that comes with that. She's a really good person with a huge heart.

"Whatever decisions Kim is making right now, she's a very smart girl and she's gonna do the right thing. All I can do is wrap my arms around her gobs of money and make sure she's okay."

We kan't even handle this woman klaiming that the same woman who made a sex tape... got married on TV to someone after just a few months of dating... and followed that up with a divorce 72 days later, is merely a "hopeless romantic." We need to just turn this over to our readers and ask:

What do you think is going on with Kim's trip to see her ex?

 

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After a surprising weekend trip to Minnesota in which she sought to gain some positive PR and prove she's not defecating on the institution of marriage gain klosure with Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian is back in Los Angeles.

Wearing all black except for a leopard print scarf, Kim sported a dour expression as she walked through the terminal and was whisked off to her secret hideout.

So what came out of her trip to Kris' home state?

Kim and Kris in Vegas

The two met for two hours on Sunday at Humphries' lakefront Minnesota home with Pastor Joel Johnson, who officiated the couple’s August wedding ceremony.

The E! star was then seen making several calls from the home's porch; Pastor Johnson declined to answer reporters questions about how the couple is doing.

Sources klose to the kouple say it's definitely not accurate to call this a rekonciliation, but the door has not been klosed on it, either. So ... that's something.

One source says Kris was "ecstatic" Kim kame to Minnesota and truly wants her back. As for Kim .... she's unsure what will make her the most money she wants.

Kim "wants to make sure she and Kris have closure and talk everything out," according to another source. That and look like she's human and not a phony.

What better way to stay in the news than miraculously "fix" their marriage, right? Or maybe we're just cynical and she really just wants to talk. You tell us:

What do you think's going on here?

 

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Kim Kardashian is doing all she can to milk her divorce for all the publicity possible smooth things over with Kris Humphries.

The disgraceful reality star actually flew to her ex-husband's hometown today, as multiple sources confirm she's landed in Minnesota.

Hello, Fans!

To what end? NOT to reconcile, insiders tell TMZ. Instead, Kim and Kris will simply meet with the pastor that officiated their August 20 wedding in an attempt to gain closure.

And, hey, if paparazzi just happen to be present, and if new stories are created out of the meeting, and if this trip makes Kim seem more sympathetic and less despicable for crapping all over the institution of marriage... so be it, right?

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It's pretty much the definition of irony that Kim Kardashian, a person devoid of personality or talent who nevertheless cultivated an empire based solely on people paying attention to her at all times, is now in seclusion because she can't deal with the scrutiny.

Since canceling her Australian appearances and returning to LA, Kim is MIA.

She went to great lengths at LAX to conceal her true location, switching cars mid-ride to lose the paparazzi, and disappearing to a secret hideout indefinitely.

Kim Kardashian: Missing Person

Reports say that in the wake of filing for divorce from Kris Humphries, Kim will be hiding, completely shielded from public view for the first time in her adult life, until she begins filming on the Tyler Perry movie Marriage Counselor.

That means missing her mother's birthday and Lamar Odom's birthday dinner.

Sources say the attention surrounding the divorce is "just too much for her."

Only her family and a few close friends know where she is. Perhaps most astonishingly, she hasn't even allowed a reality TV crew to film any of this.

She really just wants to be left alone and thinks that the public and the media are being too harsh on her in this most difficult time. But are we?

 

UPDATE: TMZ reports that Kim has caught a flight to Minnesota. What better way to stay in the news that change her mind about the divorce, right?

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Kim Kardashian has landed in Los Angeles. The reality star, newly single, simply couldn't handle her promotional tour in Australia earlier in this week and canceled her final appearance Down Under.

She's now back on her home, paparazzi-filled turf, but she doesn't look happy about it, does she? We think we know why: the girl needs a new boyfriend!

Kim at LAX

Can you give her a dating hand, readers? We all have a pretty good idea what her type is, don't we?

So choose from this fine list of athletic fellas and help Kim get her totally-in-love-so-all-tabloids-can-write-about-me-in-a-better-light groove back on, people. She needs your assistance!

 

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New information has leaked out regarding the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries divorce, something that goes beyond the nauseating, scripted comments spewed forth this week from the former's family.

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TMZ reports that Kim actually wrote a letter to family members immediately prior to filing on Monday, excerpts from which include:

I know this seems crazy... I've spent the last few months struggling with my marriage... Kris is a great guy but we come from such different worlds and he isn't what I thought when we 1st met. I'm embarrassed that I took everyone on this journey with me and had this huge wedding. But I have to be happy, so I have to let this relationship go.

This is the first we've heard of a possible, legitimate reason for the split. Kris isn't what she thought he was?!? Does she simply mean Kris is normal and not money-hungry? Or might a story in Us Weekly be true, that Humphries made an awful business investment and Kim cannot forgive him?

Why do you think Kim and Kris got married?

 

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We've heard plenty from Kim Kardashian's side - this reality star just needs a break, people must stop judging her just because she made a mockery of marriage - but what about Kris Humphries?

How is this bruising power forward doing since the Divorce Announcement Heard 'Round the World?

What Happened?!?

"He's getting through it day by day," a source tells People. "It's a tough situation."

Sure, absolutely. It must help, though, that insiders say Kris and Kim split 30% of the revenue made off every single commercial that aired for their wedding special. Humphries especially needs that extra five or 10 million, considering he's locked out from his NBA job these days.

"It's not an easy position for anyone," this friend says of the backlash Kris has received. "He's a gentleman and wants to make things right – the ring and any gift he gave her was out of love and he doesn't expect them back."

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