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Kim Kardashian always makes for a quality Kaption Konest.

Who won yesterday's Oktoberfest edition? That distinction goes out to Beth, with honorable mentions going out to Jodie and Tman. Nice job by all.

An Aussie Shopper

The winning entry for this photo of our Bavarian babe appears below. Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck in the next THG Caption Contest!

You guys have football players here??

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Kim Kardashian is downing giant beer and chowing down on giant pretzels in Germany.

But the professional celebrity found time to take to her blog today and respond to emails from fans that asked about the Botox treatment she underwent on the season premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Wrote Kim:

Kim... Klothed?

Kim Kardshian: Anti-Botox. Pro-any endorsement deal she can sign.

"I am not against botox, and I would never judge anyone else for getting any kind of surgical or non surgical procedure, but I think when you’re young there are other ways you can look after your skin... Botox just wasn’t necessary for me at this age."

Instead, Kim recommends an "amazing" product such as "Fusion Beauty’s Illumifill." Wanna take a guess as to who endorses that product?

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When you've got Kim Kardashian posing for her daily photo op in Germany to promote next month's celebration of all things beer, that means only one thing:

Once again, Special K is the subject of THG's Caption Contest.

Yummy Snack

Submit your best caption(s) for the Oktoberfest photo below and win! We'll announce the winner tomorrow! Click "Comments" and leave as many as you like:

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D.J. Goodson is our new hero.

The Pennsylvania prison inmate has filed a lawsuit against Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian because he claims he was forced to watch episodes of their reality shows and the result was "extreme emotional distress." Dude, we know how you feel.

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Khloe, Kim and Kourtney have no regard for their affect on inmates across the country.

In the lawsuit filed in federal court, Goodson went into detail about his scarring as a result of viewing the following Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami developments:

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Kim Kardashian and Miles Austin have split.

The couple, who spent most of the summer partying together, "broke up about a week ago," an insider told Radar Online.

Kim Kardashian Shopping

Hey, Miles, we know where you can find a replacement for Kim...

Hectic schedules appear to be the case of the break-up ("It was because of their lack of time spent together... it just wasn't realistic that they could make it work," said a friend) as Kim has been in Europe this week, promoting her reality show; while the NFL season is underway and keeping Austin busy.

His Cowboys lost today to the Chicago Bears, whose quarterback is dating Kristin Cavallari.

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Kim Kardashian has no appreciation for the past.

The reality star, who would be a complete nobody if not for her sex tape with Ray J, is trying to erase all memories of her birthday-suit related history. First, she made a stink about Playboy releasing never-before-seen photos from her 2007 pictorial.

Now, Kim wants a sex toy company to stop selling a doll that bears a slight likeness to her.

Kim In Paris

Can't a lingerie-clad model messily eat a mayonnaise-soaked sandwich without Kim Kardashian making it all about herself?!?

Produced by Pipedream Products, the Kinky Kim Filthy Love Doll is described as a "busty bubble-butt bimbo who's had more dark meat inside her than a bucket of fried chicken."

We have no idea why Kardashian thinks this is in any way related to her and her love life.

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Kim Kardashian and Adrienne Bailon and good friends.

They often hang out, go to dinner, exchange naked picture advice with each other. Good times are often had all around... but that won't be the case today.

Although each beauty accessorized the following outfit with a different belt, Kim and Adrienne still donned the same dress to public events over the last few weeks. That means it's time for another fashion face-off, where even the tightest friends become sworn red carpet enemies...

Kim vs. Adrienne

Who looks prettier in this outfit?

 

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If anonymous sources, lacking any evidence whatsoever, are to be believed, Kim Kardashian is pregnant.

The clear proof of Kim's expecting state lies in the eyewitness account of an employee at a pharmacy in London, who told Life & Style this week that the world's most famous reality star picked up a trio of home pregnancy tests on Sunday.

Kim Shocker!

A teen mother's baby is in danger and on drugs and.. wait, Kim Kardashian has cravings?!?!?

"She picked up three Clearblue tests," said the source. "I did a double-take, as I couldn't believe it was her."

The magazine goes on to say that it doesn't know the results of these kits, but "all signs certainly point to a positive reading."

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In 2007, Kim Kardashian posed for Playboy. Combined with her Ray J sex tape, this pictorial was the reason she got famous.

Fast forward three years, though, and Kim has done all she can to transform herself from someone known for posing in the buff to someone known for posing in a bikini. It's been quite the evolution!

For that reason, the reality star is reportedly peeved that Playboy has released a set of never-before-seen photos from her 2007 shoot to members of the its Cyber Club. One of them is pictured here:

Old Playboy Pic

"Kim was really upset that the new photos were released," a source told Radar Online, saying Kim feels her mom pressured her into the original shoot. "She freaked out that they were out there, she didn't think that they were going to be seen again."

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We all know Khloe and Kim Kardashian can act. They do it every week when appearing in scripted scenes for their E! reality show.

But the sisters will get a chance to expand their resume on Monday night when they make a cameo on the third season premiere of 90210.

THG is giving readers a sneak peek at this appearance. Below, Kim and Khloe get into it a bit with 90210 cast member AnnaLynne McCord, as her character of Naomi has choice words for the duo. Watch now:

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