by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kris Jenner seriously needs to STFU.

In a new interview with Extra, the managerial matriarch is asked why daughter Kim Kardashian went to visit ex-husband Kris Humphries in Minnesota this week, a trip that extended this disgusting story for another few days and led to talk of reconciliation.

Just take a look at the complete and utter nonsense this businesswoman spewed:

Kim Kardashian at LAX

"Kim is a hopeless romantic. So she wants the fairy tale. She wanted to get married and have babies and raise a family and the white picket fence and all that comes with that. She's a really good person with a huge heart.

"Whatever decisions Kim is making right now, she's a very smart girl and she's gonna do the right thing. All I can do is wrap my arms around her gobs of money and make sure she's okay."

We kan't even handle this woman klaiming that the same woman who made a sex tape... got married on TV to someone after just a few months of dating... and followed that up with a divorce 72 days later, is merely a "hopeless romantic." We need to just turn this over to our readers and ask:

What do you think is going on with Kim's trip to see her ex?

 

by Free Britney at . Comments

After a surprising weekend trip to Minnesota in which she sought to gain some positive PR and prove she's not defecating on the institution of marriage gain klosure with Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian is back in Los Angeles.

Wearing all black except for a leopard print scarf, Kim sported a dour expression as she walked through the terminal and was whisked off to her secret hideout.

So what came out of her trip to Kris' home state?

Kim and Kris in Vegas

The two met for two hours on Sunday at Humphries' lakefront Minnesota home with Pastor Joel Johnson, who officiated the couple’s August wedding ceremony.

The E! star was then seen making several calls from the home's porch; Pastor Johnson declined to answer reporters questions about how the couple is doing.

Sources klose to the kouple say it's definitely not accurate to call this a rekonciliation, but the door has not been klosed on it, either. So ... that's something.

One source says Kris was "ecstatic" Kim kame to Minnesota and truly wants her back. As for Kim .... she's unsure what will make her the most money she wants.

Kim "wants to make sure she and Kris have closure and talk everything out," according to another source. That and look like she's human and not a phony.

What better way to stay in the news than miraculously "fix" their marriage, right? Or maybe we're just cynical and she really just wants to talk. You tell us:

What do you think's going on here?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian is doing all she can to milk her divorce for all the publicity possible smooth things over with Kris Humphries.

The disgraceful reality star actually flew to her ex-husband's hometown today, as multiple sources confirm she's landed in Minnesota.

Hello, Fans!

To what end? NOT to reconcile, insiders tell TMZ. Instead, Kim and Kris will simply meet with the pastor that officiated their August 20 wedding in an attempt to gain closure.

And, hey, if paparazzi just happen to be present, and if new stories are created out of the meeting, and if this trip makes Kim seem more sympathetic and less despicable for crapping all over the institution of marriage... so be it, right?

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by Free Britney at . Comments

It's pretty much the definition of irony that Kim Kardashian, a person devoid of personality or talent who nevertheless cultivated an empire based solely on people paying attention to her at all times, is now in seclusion because she can't deal with the scrutiny.

Since canceling her Australian appearances and returning to LA, Kim is MIA.

She went to great lengths at LAX to conceal her true location, switching cars mid-ride to lose the paparazzi, and disappearing to a secret hideout indefinitely.

Kim Kardashian: Missing Person

Reports say that in the wake of filing for divorce from Kris Humphries, Kim will be hiding, completely shielded from public view for the first time in her adult life, until she begins filming on the Tyler Perry movie Marriage Counselor.

That means missing her mother's birthday and Lamar Odom's birthday dinner.

Sources say the attention surrounding the divorce is "just too much for her."

Only her family and a few close friends know where she is. Perhaps most astonishingly, she hasn't even allowed a reality TV crew to film any of this.

She really just wants to be left alone and thinks that the public and the media are being too harsh on her in this most difficult time. But are we?

 

UPDATE: TMZ reports that Kim has caught a flight to Minnesota. What better way to stay in the news that change her mind about the divorce, right?

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian has landed in Los Angeles. The reality star, newly single, simply couldn't handle her promotional tour in Australia earlier in this week and canceled her final appearance Down Under.

She's now back on her home, paparazzi-filled turf, but she doesn't look happy about it, does she? We think we know why: the girl needs a new boyfriend!

Kim at LAX

Can you give her a dating hand, readers? We all have a pretty good idea what her type is, don't we?

So choose from this fine list of athletic fellas and help Kim get her totally-in-love-so-all-tabloids-can-write-about-me-in-a-better-light groove back on, people. She needs your assistance!

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

New information has leaked out regarding the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries divorce, something that goes beyond the nauseating, scripted comments spewed forth this week from the former's family.

Kim Kardashian Kleavage Alert

TMZ reports that Kim actually wrote a letter to family members immediately prior to filing on Monday, excerpts from which include:

I know this seems crazy... I've spent the last few months struggling with my marriage... Kris is a great guy but we come from such different worlds and he isn't what I thought when we 1st met. I'm embarrassed that I took everyone on this journey with me and had this huge wedding. But I have to be happy, so I have to let this relationship go.

This is the first we've heard of a possible, legitimate reason for the split. Kris isn't what she thought he was?!? Does she simply mean Kris is normal and not money-hungry? Or might a story in Us Weekly be true, that Humphries made an awful business investment and Kim cannot forgive him?

Why do you think Kim and Kris got married?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

We've heard plenty from Kim Kardashian's side - this reality star just needs a break, people must stop judging her just because she made a mockery of marriage - but what about Kris Humphries?

How is this bruising power forward doing since the Divorce Announcement Heard 'Round the World?

What Happened?!?

"He's getting through it day by day," a source tells People. "It's a tough situation."

Sure, absolutely. It must help, though, that insiders say Kris and Kim split 30% of the revenue made off every single commercial that aired for their wedding special. Humphries especially needs that extra five or 10 million, considering he's locked out from his NBA job these days.

"It's not an easy position for anyone," this friend says of the backlash Kris has received. "He's a gentleman and wants to make things right – the ring and any gift he gave her was out of love and he doesn't expect them back."

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian just kan't go on, folks. Due to instructions from her PR team never-before-felt levels of distress, the reality star has gone ahead with the unthinkable: she has kalled off an appearance in Australia.

As part of her handbag promotion Down Under, Kim was scheduled to attend The Melbourne Cup today, a thoroughbred horse race that reportedly would have paid the narcissistic star $150,000.

Kim and Khloe Down Under

An insider tells TMZ that Kim is heading back to the United States, having said to a friend: "I need to take care of me now, and I can't work for awhile."

Considering her work involves standing on a red carpet and smiling, which would NOT jibe with her supposedly broken heart, this actually makes sense. Kim told an Australian morning show yesterday that she needs a break.

Not sure if paparazzi will give her one in Los Angeles.

[Photo: WENN.com]

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Look, people, Kim Kardashian would love to get away from it all. Do you really think she enjoys being in the spotlight all the time?!? Raking in cash?!? Please.

During an interview with Australian morning program Sunrise yesterday - Kim and Khloe are Down Under to promote their handbags visit with fans - Kim claimed it was stressful to be answering so many questions about her divorce... but what choice does she have?!?

Kim Kardashian Down Under

"We want to share these great times," she whined. "But then when you want some time for yourself and have some private time, you're not really allowed to per se, like in the public. It's hard, and I'm glad that I'm out here in Australia to get my mind off of everything."

Yes, folks, it's hard when one is forced to be in the public eye, promoting clothing lines, giving interviews, lying about how much money one made off her 72-day marriage. Kim Kardashian needs your sympathy.

Watch this nauseating interview below.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kris Jenner is spinning faster than a dreidel this week.

The manager of the Kardashian family is making every media round possible in order to maintain the good name of her brand daughter in light of Kim Kardashian's speedy divorce from Kris Humphries.

Jenner - who just happened to release a memoir yesterday - wants the public to stop judging, and to also understand her strange idea of finances.

Milkshake Money Makers

Kim Kardashian is all about making money with her mouth: first with Ray J, now at a milkshake store in Dubai.

Appearing on The Today Show, Kris did some shady math and claimed Kim and Kris "made some money for the pictures that were sold and things like that, but at the end of the day, that money went towards the wedding."

Ummm... so what? That's still making money. They just chose to spend it on a wedding.

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

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