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Despite the holiday weekend, and despite the fact that the episodes focused on an event from months ago, the two-part season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians drew record ratings on Sunday and Monday nights.

Approximately 3.5 million viewers tuned each evening to watch Kris Humphries propose to Kim Kardashian... even thought WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT SHE SAID AND EVEN THOUGH EVERY MOMENT ON THIS PROGRAM IS 100% SCRIPTED. SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE, IT'S NOT REAL! KIM DOESN'T EVEN UPDATE HER OWN FACEBOOK OR SEND HER OWN TWEETS!

Sorry. Something must have happened to our keyboard there.

Anyway... a seventh season of this utter nonsense is all but guaranteed, though fans (who are you? Show yourselves!) need not wait until next summer to see Kim and Kris again: they are currently filming season two of Kourtney and Kim Take New York.

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Rob Kardashian may soon be Dancing with the Stars, but an insider says he's currently angering his famous sister.

According to ROCK SOLID SNITCHES at Media Take Out, this family's least famous famous sibling is shacking up with Dollicia Bryan, a woman once rumored to have slept with Reggie Bush while the running back was dating Kim.

Dollicia Bryan Picture

Bryan denies any affair took place, but she did take Kardashian to task in last July's issue of King (above), telling the magazine:

"We’re two different women. I’m a mother, so I can never be famous for leaking a sex tape... there’s a huge difference between us. I’ll stay the Queen of talent and acting, but as far as being the Queen of who I’m dating and being in the media all the time; she can stay the Queen of that."

Challenge, extended. Will Kim respond?!?

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OMG, people. OMG!

On the two-part season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Humphries first asked for the blessing of Bruce Jenner... and then he got down on one knee and proposed to Kim Kardashian! She said yes, but the episode concluded with Khloe quizzing Kris over his intentions.

Will he go through with the wedding? What a cliffhanger! Check out two clips from the finale now and sound off: Do you think Kris and Kim will get married in any kind of insulting, lavish, ridiculous ceremony that earns the couple more money than Kris makes in a year playing professional basketball?

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Might the Kim Kardashian sex tape be coming to a computer screen near you... at no cost?!?

The infamous video - which Kim just happened to film with Ray J a few months before her reality show premiered - is on the market these days because an anonymous buyer has inquired about purchasing its rights.

The starting price for negotiations, according to the man who owns it, Vivid Entertainment Chairman Steve Hirsch? $30 million.

Kim Kardashian Superstar Pic

But that's an unrealistic sum, according to Porn Hub, the self-proclaimed largest adult entertainment website around. It says it will pony up $5 million, and place the tape online, because the DVD market is "dying," according to a TMZ report.

The opportunity to see Kim naked isn't exactly rare at this point, either. She's not wearing any clothing HERE or HERE, for example.

How much would you pay for these sex tape rights?

 

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Isn't it nice to have the Kim Kardashian sex tape back in the news?

A week after Vivid Entertainment Chairman Steve Hirsch said a mysterious buyer had contacted him about purchasing the basis for Kardashian's fame, the reality star's former lover/director has made it clear:

Go ahead and sell the rights, Vivid. Just give me a cut!

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape, Uncut

In a letter from Ray J's attorney to Vivid, obtained by TMZ, the artist claims he "has partial copyright ownership in the video" and "any attempts to transfer the copyright outside of these parameters will result in filing a motion with the courts to seen an injunction of any sale until Ray J's rights are protected." 

Hilariously, in something that's not at all a negotiating ploy, the lawyer adds that Ray J's reputation has been damaged by the video and "no amount of money can relieve him from this nightmare."

Hmmm... but we thought Mr. J was not tripping over it?

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She made $5 million of her sex tape. And $18 million off her wedding.

Might Kim Kardashian break into the 10 figures by selling exclusive rights to her baby photos?

Klamoring for Kids

Klint? Kameron? Kora? Let the Kim Kardashian baby name game begin!

Unfortunately, we're likely to find out soon, as Kim told People Magazine last night that she's already contemplating children.

"Being a mom is something I've always wanted, so I would love to be one someday," she said, perhaps giving us an idea of why she'd want to remove all sex tape material from the Internet.

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An unknown individual is reportedly interested in acquiring Kim Kardashian Superstar, the sex tape made between Kim Kardashian and Ray J in 2007.

How does the amateur porn director feel about the rights to his work being purchased from Vivid? Just fine, we think.

Caught by TMZ cameras, Ray J was asked about the potential sale and said he was not tripping over it. Mo money, mo problems, the artist added, while concluding that the rumored starting price tag of $30 million was WAY too low...

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Let's give Kim Kardashian credit: she didn't make any indirect reference to the Ku Klux Klan in her latest ad campaign.

Following the PR debacle that was her and her siblings' Kardashian Kollection press release, the reality star is focusing on what she does best: showing off cleavage.

Check out Kim's new promotional photo her new fragrance, Gold. It pretty much sums up the basis for her fame, doesn't it?

Kim Kardashian Fragrance Ad

Kim says the perfume makes her feel "sexy," which we believe is what Ray J said soon after giving it to Kardashian on video.

The fragrance, meanwhile, combines grapefruit with pink peppercorn and... look, if you actually purchase this item, you might as well go straight from the department store to a psychologist's couch. You need help.

NOTE: We've made it easy to purchase some Kim Kardashian perfume via THG!

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The Kardashian Kollection is koming to Sears. And, no, the klothing line will not include any white hoods.

Khloe, Kim and Kourtney find themselves in trouble today after releasing a statement on behalf of their upcoming fashion brand that reads: Join the stylish Kardashian klan on September 6th at the private studio of the legendary photographer Annie Leibovitz for an exclusive preview of their fabulous new fashion Kollection for Sears.

The Kardashian Klan? Brought to you by KKK? We wonder why anyone would be offended by such an announcement.

  • Kardashians in Lingerie
  • Kardashian Kollection Ad Campaign

The sisters likely had as little to do with the wording of this statement as they do with the actual line, but still. They're idiots.

But they are sort of hot. And they're posing above in lingerie. Study the photo and decide: Which sibling would you rather...

 

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It's safe to assume no one would pay for the rights to the Kim Kardashian music video. Seriously, that thing is a joke.

But Vivid Entertainment Chairman Steve Hirsch has confirmed to TMZ that, yes, a mysterious buyer is trying to remove the Kim Kardashian sex tape from the open market. Would he give the video up, like Kim gave up her precious flower to Ray J and then acted like it wasn't a PR ploy all along?

Yes, for a high price.

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Still

"Based on its long term value, it looks like $30 million would be a starting point for a discussion on all of the rights," Hirsch told the site, adding that he has "no idea" if Kim is behind the offer, like Ray J was behind her, thrusting, during key moments of the tape.

We'll keep readers apprised of this negotiation, but we want to know: How much would you pay for these rights?