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This is how depressed Kim Kardashian is over her divorce from Kris Humphries: the professional cover girl isn't even wearing pants in the December issue of Glamour.

Indeed, Kim throws herself a major pity party throughout an interview with the magazine, crying over how her belief in "love and the dream of having a perfect relationship... has changed" since trying marriage out for a whole 72 days.

"I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic," she says, adding that her fantasy of a big family is dwindling down to nothing.

Kardashian Sisters on Glamour
  • Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian: Pantsless!
  • Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian for Glamour

"At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I'm not supposed to have kids and all that," Kardashian says.

(Note: She's barely 31 years old.)

Fortunately, Kim has Khloe around to help her sell her story to the press pick up her spirits, as this sister interjected during the Q&A and told her sibling to stop being so "dramatic all of a sudden," clearly unaware that the script for Kim's reality show calls for drama at all times.

But that just "how Mom told me to say I feel," insisted Kim, ending the vomit-inducing interview on an optimistic note: "Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending than I dreamed it would. But that's OK."

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THG Asks!

Welcome to THG Asks, where two of our experts debate topical issues in the world and you vote for the winning argument!

Today, in the aftermath of the Kourtney and Kim Take New York season premiere , THG Asks this crucial question:

Was Kris Humphries in on the divorce drama?

YES by Hilton Hater

It's konceivable that Kris Humphries was klueless about Kim Kardashian when they first started dating.

Granted, she had gone out with numerous professional athletes before. And, yes, her sex tape has likely been viewed by more people than attend New Jersey Nets home games.

I could maybe buy that Humphries was so focused on improving his post-up game that he hadn't signed online in two years, even if her family sold out long before LeBron James.

Still... you want me to believe that this basketball player - who was aware his league was headed for a lockout and he'd be missing multiple paychecks in the near future - didn't comprehend what he was getting into after a first date swarmed by paparazzi?!?

Or when his proposal was filmed by E! cameras?

Or when his wedding was turned into a four-hour TV special?

I'm sorry, but I can't imagine Kris really thought Kim would simply move to Minnesota, pop out a few babies and the couple would live happily ever after, tabloid-free.

As the old adage goes: It takes two to tango down the aisle, feign affection, pocket millions, get divorced 72 days later, cry a river in public and laugh all the way to the bank.

NO by Free Britney

With all due respect to my Kardashian expert kounterpart, Kris Humphries looked absolutely mortified last night, and I doubt he's that good of an actor.

In my view, the big oaf was likely seduced by Kim's voluptuousness and lavish lifestyle and didn't realize what he was getting into until it was too late.

I put nothing past Kim or her "momager" Kris Jenner. Those people have fewer scruples than I have patience for people who use the term "momager."

I hate myself right now, but not as much as Kris (H.) was hating life when he walked in on a naked dude teaching Kourt yoga (and E! writers high-fived).

The man got played. Plain and simple. Humphries was needed to give Kim a fairytale wedding, then hit the bricks ASAP, as her brand is more valuable when she's single.

Everything about Kris, from his mannerisms last night, to his actions after getting dumped, to his assertion that Kim will be irrelevant one day, indicates he had no clue.

How could he fall for it? Kim is probably a nice girl in private, but that's the thing. There is no private when your career is a never-ending reality show and a 24/7 shill.

Naively, he assumed he'd settle into a blissful relatively quiet post-wedding life. Instead, he got an apartment with Scott Disick. No one willingly agrees to that.

THG Asks you ... was Kris in on all this?

 

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The second, scripted season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York kicked off last night, and was impossible to take at face value, given the drama of the past few months.

Because of the overexposure of Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, and the demise of her marriage to Kris Humphries, every scene of this nonsense takes on new meaning.

That said, let's break down the season premiere, THG plus-minus style, as we run down the many signs that Kim's fake marriage was headed for a 72-day flame out:

Kim and Kourt Take New York

Hilariously, the show kicks off with celebrity gossip magazine covers and TV reports discussing the end of their union, weeks before Kim actually left him. Plus 19.

"You're my wife now. It's going to take a lot to get rid of me." - Kris. LOL. Dude, these are shameless, overly made-up phonies do whatever the hell they want and it's all for ratings. You really think you matter to them? Could you not see this coming? Did you not Google your wife or read ANY celebrity news site? Minus 50.

Kim and Kris call each other "husband" and "wifey." AWWWW! Plus 5.

Living together? Not so cute. They had never done so before, and it shows, as Kim like things neater than Kris, who could really give a f--k. "When I see a messy room, it literally ruins my day," Kim says. Literally. Minus 28.

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Kim Kardashian took time away from counting her divorce money yesterday to help feed the homeless.

We must give legitimate props to the reality star, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Zoe Saldana and others for the charitable endeavor, as they served Thanksgiving meals to the those less fortunate on behalf of the Los Angeles Mission.

Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Love Hewitt

Kim, who has remained mostly quiet - with the exception of the occasional blog post - since splitting from Kris Humphries Tweeted afterward about the "many kindhearted people" she met while volunteering and added that "their goal is to feed 120,000 people by the end of the year... Every one of us can do something small that will make a huge difference to someone else.

She's right. Visit Feed LA Now to donate to this cause.

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A new tabloid report describes Kris Humphries as the Husband from Hell. But that's nothing compared to how this basketball player will be come across on season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, sources say.

The former Mr. Kim Kardashian is allegedly contemplating a $10 million lawsuit against his ex-in-laws because "his role on Kourtney & Kim Take New York is bigger than he was told," an insider tells Life & Style. "Kris is also suing because he's really worried about how badly he's going to be portrayed on the series."

A Kris Humphries Lawsuit?!?

Specifically, viewers will reportedly see Humphries giving Kim's BFF, Jonathan Cheban, a hard time over his mannerisms and his attitude.

"Kris used the word 'gay' as an insult, to try and hurt Jonathan," an E! insider claims. "He's the lowest of the low, bullying someone like this."

But it's all fake, William Humphries says. Those scenes were all scripted. His son has retained attorney Lee Hutton III and is aiming to prevent his derogatory remarks from making the air.

"Little did Kris know that he was being set up," says the elder Humphries to the magazine. "Kris got used -100 percent used." 

And he's 100 percent more known and more of a spokesperson now than before marrying Kim. The guy has has it rough.

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Kim Kardashian has been receiving the brunt of criticism for her split from Kris Humphries, with over 100,000 people even signing a petition to take this waste of large breasts off the air.

But the latest issue of Us Weekly quotes sources who point a finger at the bruising NBA power forward, even dubbing him the Husband from Hell.

Us Weekly Cover Pic

On top of clubbing throughout New York and Los Angeles - insisting on free bottle service wherever he went - Humphries simply acted like a jerk for most of the 72 days, an insider claims:

"He belittled her in front of people. He'd call her stupid. It was truly sickening."

This mole remembers at least one incident where Kris referred to Kim as a "fat ass" and added that he resents her fame and fortune:

"He tried to control Kim by bringing her down... He would say truly terrible things. One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn't last."

Well, one of those points is true. We're praying the other soon comes to fruition, as well.

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Kim Kardashian has been cast in a Tyler Perry movie titled The Marriage Counselor. Even if she isn't playing the title role, come on, that's hilarious.

But not to the mega producer himself. He doesn't really get the humor behind this selection, even after Kim filed for divorce 72 days after wedding Kris Humphries. And even though, you know, she cannot act.

  • Tyler Perry Pic
  • Kim Kardashian and the Girls

"She literally has millions of young people following her," Perry wrote on his official website. "I thought and still do think, that it would be very responsible of her to be a part of this film... If one of those young people see this film and find the strength to live a better life and not go through what these characters went through in this movie, then we have all done what I feel I'm being led to do here."

Decent point, Ty. But do those followers really need Kim to star in a movie in order to use her life story as a cautionary tale?

Asked Perry: "Because I believe that my films speak from the inside out, why wouldn't Kim Kardashian be invited into a film about Faith, Forgiveness and the healing power of God?"

We're just guessing here... but maybe because she has no soul?

[Photos: WENN.com]

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Over 100,000 people have signed a petition that says they are very much against Kim Kardashian. But not Olivia Wilde.

The gorgeous actress, who split from her husband of eight years last month, told The New York Post she can sympathize with the useless reality star.

  • Olivia Wilde at MOMA
  • Kim Kardashian People Cover

It's not easy," Wilde said. "[Divorce] is the hardest thing in the world...  People judge you because divorce is seen as failure. [Kim] took a risk. No one should be attacking her. Our attention should be focused on things that are truly scandalous."

Nice try, Olivia. But you didn't get married on TV... or make millions off your ceremony... or get divorced after 72 days... or insult America's intelligence by wondering why many are questioning your motives.

But what do you think? Does Wilde have a point? Is the public being too harsh on Kim?

 

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Despite the protests of thousands of well-intentioned people, Kim Kardashian will never leave E!.

But PETA hopes this reality star does leave her fur attire behind, and it will unveil a billboard (below) at the corner of Beverly Boulevard and Sweetzer Avenue in early December urging the professional celebrity to do just that.

Kim Kardashian Billboard

"Kim knows that animals on fur farms are beaten, electrocuted, and often skinned alive. We've explained it to her, and she's watched a video exposé that was filmed inside fur farms," says PETA Senior Vice President Lisa Lange. "PETA hopes that the prominent billboard will finally be enough to convince Kim...to divorce herself from fur and say 'I do' to a more compassionate wardrobe."

Khloe Kardashian, of course, has already posed naked on behalf of the organization - and we all know Kim doesn't mind taking off her clothes.

Throw enough money at her, PETA, and she'll throw away her animal-based outfits faster than she threw away her marriage.

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Forget about Kim Kardashian for a moment. Or for a lifetime, many are urging.

What is going on with Kris Humphries these days? How does he feel about the Divorce Heard Around the World? OK! Weekly claims to have the answer.

Kris Humphries Tabloid Cover

“He really thought she just gave up too quickly and didn’t even try,” an insider tells the tabloid. “It came out of nowhere — he really didn’t see the divorce coming. He’s angry and also very sad.”

Things have been "painful" for Humphries, this source adds. Heck, he doesn't even have a job these days because there's no end in sight to the NBA lockout.

“He feels like no one cares what he has to say or wants to hear his side of the story because Kim is a bigger celebrity,” says the friend. “People care more about her.”

And in related news, the sky is blue and Lindsay Lohan has had a few problems with the law.

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

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