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Kim Kardashian was just voted off Dancing with the Stars, so we don't mean to pick on her too much.

Okay, we do.

Hands Full

But the reality star brings it upon herself when she goes out in public dressed like a hippie.

Take a look at an outfit Kim recently wore out and respond to the poll question below...

In this outfit, Kim Kardashian komes across as...

 

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Kim Kardashian is taking her Dancing with the Stars elimination in stride.

The reality star told Us Weekly that, despite a trio of low scores over the last two weeks, she's proud of her performance this season.

"The real Kim is very shy and reserved and not outspoken and loud like everybody assumes she is," Kardashian said. "This was the perfect opportunity to show the real Kim."

We think Kim Kardashian Superstar was actually the perfect opportunity to see the real Kim, but that's just us.

The Judges Have Spoken

Kim Kardashian says Dancing with the Stars "was the greatest experience of my life and that's all that matters."

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This is what happens when you fail Booty 101.

Kim Kardashian, a celebrity gossip favorite, was voted off Dancing with the Stars last night.

The elimination was a slight upset, considering that two couples had scored lower than Kim and partner Mark Ballas this week, but the sex tape star never really looked comfortable on the dance floor.

The ousting came on the fifth anniversary of Kardashian's father's death, and the star handled the news with class: "I just know he's really happy and watching over me and I know he's really proud," she said.

Hopes Kar-Dashed

At least Kim Kardashian has a reality TV career to fall back on.

Khloe Kardashian was on hand to support her sister and said:

"I am so proud of how hard Kim has worked! She has completely gone out of her comfort zone by doing Dancing with the Stars and I am so happy she did. She made the show in my opinion!"

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"It's time to bring sexy back."

- Kim Kardashian on last night's Dancing with the Stars, promising a seductive Rumba

Close Up of Kim Kardashian

Here's the problem with Kim Kardashian on Dancing with the Stars this season: the giant-breasted reality star is trying too hard to make herself over for a mainstream audience.

Prior to performing the Rumba with Mark Ballas last night, Kim complained about how she loved her partner "like a brother... [so] it's gonna be really hard to amp up that sexual chemistry on the dance floor."

The tandem proceded to bring Robin Antin - founder of The Pussycat Dolls - on board to assist Kardashian with her sexiness during the routine.

Excuse us?!? Kim Kardashian, the same woman that took it from behind in her sex tape with Ray J and has posed nude in Playboy, needs help acting sexy? We don't buy it for a nanosecond.

As a result of this confused behavior, Kardashian and Ballas earned a measly 17 combined points from the judges last night. Here's a look at their routine:

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Kim, you're a terrible actress.

Stop pretending as though shaking your hips and grinding your crotch comes unnaturally. These are your best talents. Use them.

 

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After a pair of unnatural, stiff performances, Kim Kardashian was almost eliminated from Dancing with the Stars after just one week.

Thanks to her contigent of fans, though, this busty reality star will be sticking around for at least one more dance. On her official blog, Kardashian thanked the public for their support:

Kim Kardashian, Baby

I just want to take a moment to say THANK YOU all so much for your love and support. I made it through the first week of Dancing With The Stars and I KNOW I have you to thank.

I have been working SO SO hard but learned this week that working hard is not enough.

Kim Kardashian and other Dancing with the Stars contestants will be back at it tonight.

This week I will take what the judges told me and work even harder and I’m doing it for YOU!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for voting for me, for your inspiring messages and for believing in me—it means more than you know!!

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Phew.

We were afraid Kim Kardashian would be voted off Dancing with the Stars last night. Fortunately, our favorite sex tape star remains on the show, making the following excerpts from her interview with OK! relevant.

In the article, Kim talks about her work out routines and how she plans to stay in shape for Dancing with the Stars...

Why did you do Dancing with the Stars?
I wanted to challenge myself. When they asked me to do it, I was honored. I was definitely really nervous about it, but it’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Do you have any experience dancing?
I’m the girl who’s too shy to dance in a nightclub — maybe for one song, and then that’s it.

Kim is OK!

Click on the Kim Kardashian pictures above to see how this sex tape star works it outside of the bedroom.

How is dancing different than going to the gym?
You use different muscles. I definitely feel my legs toning up. It’s really good to mix it up and do something different.

What is your fitness goal with Dancing with the Stars?
I really want to be toned. Every girl has her insecurities, whether she is skinny or not. You want to look good when you're on vacation in a swimsuit.

Do you want to lose your famous curves?
No, not at all. I don’t even think that’s really possible. I’m going to probably have kids soon, so I want to have the perfect body before then. It’ll be harder to get in shape afterward, so why not do it now.

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I need Booty 101.

Probably the last words we'd ever expect to hear from Kim Kardashian, with the exception of: "Ray J, turn that camera off and come do me!"

Tormented!

Still, Kim was worried last night about her booty-shaking abilities for the Mambo. Turned out she had reasons for concern.

Her and partner Mark Ballas only managed 18 total points for their version of the dance. Check out the performance now (set, hilariously, to "Baby Got Back"):

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Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas foxtrotted their ways into home last night on the season premiere of Dancing with the Stars.

In the following clip of their performance, we're introduced to the couple with: "I'm Kim Kardashian and I'm best known for being a reality TV star."

In Love with Herself

Well, we guess having sex on tape is realistic. And Kim sure did star in that video!

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Kardashian also says: "When I met Mark, I was so excited. He's a champion and I knew I was in the best hands possible."

Ouch. Reggie Bush just got dissed!

Overall, Kardashian looked the part of someone who could compete this season. But she was as stiff on the floor as most of her partners are in bed. Girlfriend has got to loosen up!

And wear a far more revealing outfit.

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Tonight is the seventh season premiere of Dancing with the Stars.

And Kim Kardashian is a bit worked up about her chance to prove to the world that she's more than just an enormous-breasted sex tape star. Here's an excerpt from Kim's official blog this morning:

Kim Kardashian Playboy Photograph

Monday morning is here!! OMG!! Today is the day! I am getting ready to leave—I have to be on set by 7:50am! I am so excited and getting some butterflies in my stomach—so I will have a good breakfast and get to the stage and look forward to seeing Mark!

I hope you all watch and love what we’ve worked so hard for! If you like what you see, please vote for us!!!

Mark Ballas will be voting for himself and Kim Kardashian. Will you?

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Kim Kardashian is focused.

And not just on sticking her rear end out for celebrity gossip photographers.

Kim Photograph

The reality TV star has been hard at work in the studio, practicing for this season of Dancing with the Stars. Either that, or she's trying out for a high school cheerleading team next month.

Give us an L!

Will Kim Kardashian win Dancing with the Stars?

 

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