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The odds of Kim Kardashian actually running for Mayor of Glendale, California are about strong as those of Kim Kardashian winning an Academy Award.

But, following the reality star randomly telling her sister that she'd love to hold this position someday, politicians from that city have weighed in and appear ready to welcome Kim with open arms.

"I think it would be one of the more closely followed elections in Glendale’s history," City Clerk Ardashes Kassakhian told The Los Angeles Times, adding that Kim has done "what we try to do election after election after election."

And what is that, exactly? Attract media attention to local government.

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Us Weekly would like to correct a story originally published by... Us Weekly.

Last week, the tabloid published a cover headline that was taken from the title of a certain hit song, and then went on to quote a source who said Kanye West believes Kim Kardashian is his Beyonce. The problem, according to Kanye?

He'd never say such a thing!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Love!

"I would never compare anyone to my friend's wife," West tells Us Weekly, adding hilariously: "That doesn't even sound like me... If I don't say something in a rap or on Twitter, it's not true."

Except, well, isn't he saying this in a non-rap and a non-Tweet? Nevermind.

Trying to figure out Kanye West is a lot like trying to figure out why Kanye West is dating Kim Kardashian. Then again, we guess there are two pretty good reasons.

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Planning to campaign, we presume, on a platform of lingerie photos and Facebook status updates, Kim Kardashian has announced her intention to run for Mayor of Glendale, California.

The waste of nice boobs reality star made this plan known during an unaired piece of footage from Sunday's new episode of Khloe & Lamar, which Ryan Seacrest unveiled yesterday on his website.

In the following clip, Kim says the city of 190,000 residents will need to wait five years before she can take it over because she must establish residence there, but, with a strong Armenian community, she has little doubt she could make a difference there.

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This week on Khloe & Lamar, Odom continued struggling to Dallas, while the topic of kids kame up ... surely without any prompting from the producers.

"No matter where I turn, everyone asks me when can they expect a baby," Khloe fake laments. "And now Lamar's grandmother. No pressure whatsoever."

Ryan Seacrest Productions is really cracking the whip, it's true.

There's no manufacturing the drama in Lamar's career, however, as his tenure in Dallas was a miserable failure and ended with him leaving the team.

But that's for another episode. On to Sunday's recap!

Lamar Odom on the Mavs

"If I don't take advantage of the time I have in the game, who knows if I'm going to get the change again." - Lamar. True, his stock TANKED in Big D. Minus 40.

But hey, at least he's due $8 million in 2012-13 regardless. Plus 20.

Kim Kardashian komes to keep Khloe kompany. Booooo! Minus 25.

Khloe reveals what she thinks is the real source of Lamar's problem: the murder of his cousin. No points, because the crickets are too loud for us to think.

"Lamar has never been able to be the one to break down," Khloe says. "I don't think he realizes what's really bothering him." She could be right. Plus 10.

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Let's hope Kanye West is not a jealous man. Because his rumored new lover has taken to Instagram to show the world her new figure.

Indeed, Kim Kardashian is once again posing in lingerie and sharing it with the world, this time because she's shilling for some meal delivery company called Sunfare. Kim lies claims she lost 10 pounds in 10 days by following its sugar-free, gluten-free guidelines.

Incredibly, she's actually wearing more layers here than she did a few weeks ago when she posted a different photo on Twitter. Kardashian, of kourse, went topless in that one.

Kim Kardashian Lingerie Photo

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PR stunt, schmee-R stunt.Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Kanye West is totes in love with Kim Kardashian, at least according to Us Weekly sources.

"They're perfect for each other. He thinks she's his Beyonce," an insider says of Kanye's feelings, adding that the rapper's fallen "genuinely head over heels" for the infamous, voluptuous, expressionless-as-drywall reality star.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Love!

Kim and Kanye have been friends since 2004, with this source claiming the latter pursued the former for a very long time.

Why did Kardashian finally give in to the relationship with the loquacious rapper? We'll have to ask her mom and/or public relations team.

Kim herself has been surprisingly mum on the topic of a romance with Kanye, while Kris Humphries doesn't care at all about the exploits of his ex.

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Kris Humphries is so over Kim Kardashian.

According to sources close to the NBA star, that is. The New Jersey Nets forward is said to be "completely indifferent" to the news Kim is dating Kanye West.

Simply put, Kris is focused on the divorce being finalized and not concerned with Kim's new relationship(s). They split up for a reason, after all.

With each passing day, Kris is more sure than ever that Kim "doesn't represent the things he believes in" and wants to wash his hands of her.

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As for Kanye West's "Theraflu" assertion that he could've had Nets co-owner Jay-Z kick Humphries off the team, Kris' friends note - correctly - that Jay does not even make personnel decisions, and regardless, the mogul is a fan of Kris.

Meanwhile, a report in Star (we know, we know), says Kris doubts Kim's faithfulness to him during their incredibly long marriage ... yadda yadda yadda.

“Kris knows that while he was with Kim, he was completely faithful and has serious doubts that she could say the same,” a fake Humphries insider said.

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For reasons that defy comprehension, Kim Kardashian guest-hosted The Today Show this morning, sitting alongside Ann Curry and responding to a number of questions about her personal life. The most pressing at the moment, of course, being:

Is she really dating Kanye West?Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

"Kanye and I have been friends for years," Kim simply said, nailing the line given to her by her PR team. "You never know what the future holds."

Among other topics covered in the ratings stunt:

What is her marital status? "We are still going through a divorce, so there's not really much that I'm allowed to talk about. Out of respect for [Kris Humphries], I try not to talk about stuff involving him and regarding that situation."

Was the marriage a sham? Kim labeled such chatter "ridiculous" and blabbed: "I love really hard. I fall hard, and I followed my heart. When things don't work out, that's sometimes just how life is. What's the point in dragging something out... when you know that it's just not it for you?"

How does she feel about PETA, following her recent flour bombing? "It's just a little odd to me that their whole message is non-violence towards animals yet they are violent towards humans... I have vintage furs that were my great-grandmothers that mean the world to me. I think it's a personal choice, but I don't think it's okay to assault anybody."

Whatever. Let's get back to Kim and Kanye: do you think they'll last as a kouple?

 

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Wardashian lives!

Following the release of a Kanye West track in which he expresses love for Kim Kardashian, followed by a TMZ spy spotting these two exiting a movie theater in New York City two days ago, a source now confirms:

Kim and Kanye truly are a couple.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

"Kim and Kanye have now just started dating," an insider tells People, adding that they are keeping it "light," and "seeing where it goes."

West and Kardashian have been friends for years. The former attended the latter's 30th birthday party in 2010 and even made a cameo on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. But don't expect that to happen again if this relationship lasts: Kim hilariously claims she'll be more private in her next romance.

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In the May issue of Cosmopolitan UK, Kim Kardashian makes it very clear:

“[I’m] not even close [to dating again]!" she tells the magazine. "And it’s just ridiculous when I’m linked to people I’ve never met or heard of."

Okay, fair enough. But you have met Kanye West. You have heard of Kanye West. What say you, Kim, to rumors that you're now dating the rapper?!?

  • Kim Kardashian Cosmo UK Cover
  • Kim Kardashian for Cosmo UK

Kardashian is yet to respond to this chatter, but she does admit to Cosmo that she isn't against falling in love again.

“I think you have different soulmates throughout your life; that your soul needs different things at different times," she says, ever so profound. "I’m sure my soul will meet a mate one day in the future. I do believe in love, I will always believe in love, but my idea has changed from what I’ve always thought... I just don’t believe in one soulmate now.”

And when that time does come for Kim again - mark her words, people! - Kardashian's next soulmate will NOT be featured on her E! reality series.

"I wouldn’t have another relationship shown on the show," she lies says. "That might be too personal, especially when you’re just meeting someone. It’s taught me to be more private.”

Ah, yes, more private. So that's why she's sharing all of this with a global publication!

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

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He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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