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Apparently, Kim Kardashian asked for a douchebag for her birthday.

The reality star, who turns 30 tomorrow and has spent all week making sure everyone knows that, was spotted out on the town this week with John Mayer.

A Cool Pose

"They brought along other friends, but the idea was to see if they would hit it off," a source told The New York Post.

It was just a matter of time, wasn't it?

While Jessica Simpson and Taylor Swift would likely tell Kim to stay away from the singer, Mayer probably seems like a catch when compared to the guy Kim has been seeing a lot of in NYC: Scott Disick.

Do you think these two would make a good couple? Or might the world explode from so much sexual napalm in one bedroom?

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Set to turn 30 this Thursday, Kim Kardashian is not too old to arrange parties for herself on back-to-back nights in Las Vegas and New York City. That's what she did this weekend, as THG has posted pictures from the former event HERE and the latter below.

But the professional red carpet poser does claim to be at the age where taking off one's clothes for attention and money just feels wrong.

  • Another Birthday Party
  • At on NYC Sidewalk
  • NYC Bash
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"I'm too old for that now," Kim told Us Weekly at her NYC bash Saturday night when asked about another nude magazine pictorial. "I wanted to get it all out of my system before I turned 30."

If that was Kardashian's goal, she accomplished it with a spread in Playboy... and in Harper's Bazaar... and in W Magazine...

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As part of her birthday week celebration, Kim Kardashian, family members and friends partied at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas last night.

The paparazzi was invited, as well.

Kim let cameras into an event she Tweeted as "fly like a G6," also telling followers the crowd was going "crazy" at the bash and informing us she had ordered a White Russian. The drink, of course. Her taste in men is wholly different.

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Kim Kardashian turns 30 years old on October 21. But, kome on, kan't you offer up this birthday gal a few early wishes?

The woman who has made a career out of getting naked and attending parties will double up on the latter this weekend. In anticipation of the next big day next week, Kim will celebrate tonight at Tao Las Vegas.

Kim Fashion

Along with family members, close friends Lala Vasquez and Brittny Gastineau will attend the event - which will be streamed live by E! News. We're not kidding.

Then, tomorrow night, Kardashian flies to her new home back east and will party it up with Ciara at Tao New York, which is celebrating its 10-year anniversary.

Go ahead and wish her a happy birthday now, folks. Or continually bang your ahead against the wall over this being considered news. Either reaction would be understandable.

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Like many other celebrities that have felt a need to do something in the wake of so many recent teenage suicides, Kim Kardashian has recorded a message for kids across the nation:

It gets better.

In the following video, Kim and a friend try to relate to what bullied teens go through. Someone should tell Kardashian that a few negative picture comments isn't remotely the same as criticism so harsh it drives people to kill themselves... but, hey, at least this is more productive than her just posing naked.

Check it out the PSA here:

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In the latest issue of W Magazine, Kim Kardashian goes full frontal.

But gigantic breasts and a well-shaved pubic region aren't all this talentless celebrity bares in the publication. She also gives us a glimpse at the (often naked) mature woman she's grown into over the years.

  • W Magazine Cover
  • Naked Again

"I’m so mature now. I’m a grown-up version of myself," Kim says, adding how she used to think "I have to be this or that or skinny, and now, because of the show, everyone is embracing just me, which has given me such a confidence."

It's also padded her bank account. Kardashian can tout her curves one second and an unhealthy diet supplement the next. Whatever allows her to stock up on $500 shoes pay the bills!

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Remember last month when Kim Kardashian pretended to be upset about new photos of her in Playboy being released online? Now we know why:

The reality star didn't care that her naked body was on display. She was simply peeved that those images would upstage her new set of nude photos!

That's right, just when we thought the busty brunette couldn't get any more hypocritical (or don anything more revealing than this outfit), Kim has gone ahead and showed off her only true talent once again: posing in her birthday suit. Check out the full frontal images below:

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Kim Kardashian may have suffered through a staged brawl late last week, but the contrived incident didn't get in the way of what this professional celebrity does best:

Stand around at public events in attire that calls attention to her cleavage.

Kim took this act to a new level at Foxwoods Casino on Saturday night, stepping up to a bowling lane in Louboutin pumps and a dress that was tighter than Lil Wayne's prison cell. We've never seen her look so unsure in the presence of balls before...

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Phew. Kim Kardashian is okay.

We were worried that the fight she and her reality show concocted for an upcoming episode would leave her injured, but the blogger writes that the script didn't call for any harm to be done she's okay.

Big Butt, Big Apple

"I'm totally fine, guys," Kardashian wrote on her website. "I want to address this because everyone has been asking me if I'm ok after the bar fight last night.... A drunk male fan came up to me and asked to take a picture, and I obliged, but his girlfriend, who was also drunk, got a little out of hand. Luckily I had Scott and Khloe there to protect me."

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Forget taking New York, as Kourtney and Kim Kardashian have promised to do on their upcoming reality show.

The sisters are all about faking it in New York, as evidenced by what went down last night at Juliet, a nightclub in the city.

As reported by TMZ, Kim stopped to take a picture with a male fan, only for his girlfriend to supposedly go crazy and attack the reality star, throwing a drink on her and causing Khloe's ring to fly off when she stepped in between the fracas.

Wet Kim

As you can see, Scott Disick was irate over the incident, fulfilling his role as the show's resident hot head and following the script perfectly.

What an amazing coincidence that reality TV cameras were on hand to record the confrontation, huh? We wonder if this will air on E!. Visit TMZ to watch the Kardashians exit the club and sound off: Do you actually buy this as legitimate?

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