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OMG, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian fans. Season two of these sisters' reality show premieres on November 27 and the following clips make the drama look, like, oh so intense.

First, there's Scott Disick complaining about sharing an apartment with his wife, sister-in-law and her husband. It's so sad these people can't even afford two separate places to live!

Then, there's Kourtney wondering what it will be like if she, Kim and Khloe Kardashian are all pregnant at once. From there, we see Kim worried about residing in Minnesota, while Kris comforts her by saying that once she has children, people will stop caring about her anyway. You might say the power forward bricked that piece of advice...

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Kim Kardashian ignored the rumors about her marriage last night - is it all a farce? - and got paid to party at New York City nightclub LAVO during an event sponsored by Midori.

And what did the professional celebrity dress as for the occasion? Poison Ivy, the Batman villain once portrayed on screen by Uma Thurman. All it was took was high heels, a cleavage-baring top and... wait, how is this any different than her usual red carpet outfits?

Kim Kardashian Costume

The party benefited a number of charities, with all cover charges going to causes that include... just kidding! Kim simply banked another six-figure payday for showing off her breasts.

What do you think of this costume?

 

[Photo: WENN.com]

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This has been a heck of a week for Dancing With the Stars controversy.

First, Maksim Chmerkovskiy lashed out at the judges for what he felt were unfair, personal critiques of his partner (a sentiment echoed by Chaz Bono).

Now, a fake tweet sent out by Kim Kardashian sent out to help her brother Rob on Monday night has come to light, and infuriated other contestants.

On Monday she wrote to her 10.7 million followers:

Kim Kardashian Cheating Tweet

By writing “OMG I have @JustinBieber’s phone#!!!! 800 8684302! CALL HIM! He’s taking calls for the next hour!!!” she was actually pushing votes to Rob.

Funny? Harmless? Maybe, but her own fans turned on her, calling her “lame” and accusing her of cheating, while the DWTS cast too isn't pleased either.

“It is totally unfair that Kim did that,” one cast member said. “The other celebs on the show don’t send out fake information to trick people into voting.”

It's obviously unclear how many people called that number thinking they were actually dialing Justin Bieber, or if Rob had anything at all to do with it.

Still, “some of the contestants think Rob should actually be disqualified,” an insider said. What do you think? Should Rob be eliminated for this?

 

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Kim Kardashian and her family worked with E! to find her a husband last year, setting their sights on a professional basketball who played in the Metropolitan area, a new report claims, adding that Kris Humphries was not even the network's first choice!

  • Danilo Gallinari Picture
  • Kris Humphries Image

According to Wetpaint, former Knicks small forward Danilo Gallinari was approached about dating the reality star, as the 22-year old was told it would help his career via increased media exposure. But he refused to anything beyond an initial meet.

Humphries was reportedly next on E!'s list.

Gallinari has since been traded to Denver, Humphries is a NBA free agent and Kardashian just admitted there marriage was less than ideal.

Do you believe this report? And did Kim really settle for second best? With which of these players would you rather make a sex tape?

 

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Apparently, Kris Humphries is not the only one sick of cameras invading his life.

At her 31st birthday party in Las Vegas on Saturday night, Kim Kardashian told People magazine of her two-month marriage: "It's not been ideal because you're newlyweds and you want privacy."

That does sound tough. If only there was something Kim could do about it.

Kim and Kris on Kamera

Kris and Kim's relationship has been a hot topic among supermarket tabloids over the last few weeks, with many believing they are just pretending to be on the rocks because season two of Kourtney and Kim Take New York premieres on November 28.

The show needs a storyline, after all, one a tad more exciting than Kim's wooden personality and Humphries' lack of a basketball career at the moment.

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Are Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries at a krossroads? Or is this kouple helping to plant stories in the media in order to hype season two of their upcoming reality show?

We'll let readers kome to their own konklusions, but two new tabloid kovers are emphasizing the ongoing rumor that this marriage is koming to an end.

  • Enough!
  • Kris vs. Kim Cover Story

First, Us Weekly quotes an anonymous, hilarious source who says the newlyweds "are not getting along at all. Kris is not drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid, and it's causing major problems."

The main problem actually centers around the NBA lockout: with no games to play, and no income at the moment, Humphries is allegedly a drag to his new wife, according to a friend who cites an October 21 argument between the pair:

"She told him he need s to do something productive... He needs to get off his ass, like, yesterday."

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Kris Humphries allegedly wants to yell KUT!

Insiders tell Life & Style - who latest issues screams that Kris and Kim Kardashian are headed for a split - that the power forward "wants out of filming" every waking moment of his existence.

"They've had no time without a camera. He knows he signed up for this, but I think it's weighed on him," the source claims.

Kris and Kim on Ellen

And Humphries is stuck with Kim and her kamera krew more than he previously believed would happen, considering his employer (the NBA) has canceled the first four weeks of its regular season as the result of a labor dispute.

Humphries makes $20,000 per episode, the tabloid says, and recently threatened his wife with the warning: "I'll only be your little TV husband for a few more weeks."

This, of course, confused Kim to no end: she doesn't understand the difference between TV and real life.

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Lock your doors, everyone. The Kardashians are koming for your kitchen!

As first reported by TMZ, the most polarizing family on the planet has filed paperwork with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to use the name "Kardashian Kollection Home" on its impending product line.

Khloe Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian

What does this mean, exactly? In the near future, expect to be bombarded with Tweets and Facebook messages about the family's new bath mats... hand towels... sheets.... picture frames... blinds... beer mugs and anything else they can slap their faces on.

This won't be the first time Kim has sold her body and entered America's home, of course. In 2007, she had sex with Ray J on video. She has since ridden the success of Ray J riding her straight to a multi-million dollar empire based on her mother's savvy and her assistant's use of social networking.

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Kim Kardashian turned 31 on Friday and celebrated quietly with friends and family members, choosing to remain out of the spotlight and actually turn down a sponsorship opportunity for once in her life.

JUST KIDDING! Kim used the birthday as a way to make money off Marquee Nightclub in Las Vegas, as she was joined there Saturday night by Kris Humphries, Kris Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom and and former Dancing with the Stars partner Mark Ballas.

Kardashians in Vegas
  • Near Khlomar Kiss
  • Kim and a Reporter
  • Kim and Kris in Vegas
  • Mark Ballas and Kris Jenner
  • Khloe and Lamar on the Red Carpet

The group first dined at Italian eatery LAVO before walking the red carpet of the proceeding event, at which Jenner said of the occasion:

"I feel like she's still my 5-year-old little girl with pigtails. I get very emotional when it's their birthdays. You know I feel so close to them but the time is going by so fast."

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Kim Kardashian just showed us.

A day after she turned 31 and we mocked this reality star for scarcely accomplishing anything in life that didn't rely on her large boobs and marketing-savvy mother, Kardashian has landed a major movie role.

Kim Kardashian Birthday Pic

She will play one of the leads in The Marriage Counselor, Deadline reports, the next project written and directed by Tyler Perry. It is based on a play by the same name and centers around a twist on The Wedding Planner:

Jurnee Smollett will portray a marriage counselor who excels in her job, but not in her relationship. Kardashian will take on the role of this character's friend, Ava. The movie starts shooting next week in Atlanta.

Perry, of course, has grown into one of the most successful and influential men in Hollywood. His films (Why Did I Get Maried?, Madea's Family Reunion) typically cater to African-Americans, making Kim a natural fit. She knows all the ins and outs - ins and outs, ins and, oh yes yes, outs - of that community.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]