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Kim Kardashian just kan't go on, folks. Due to instructions from her PR team never-before-felt levels of distress, the reality star has gone ahead with the unthinkable: she has kalled off an appearance in Australia.

As part of her handbag promotion Down Under, Kim was scheduled to attend The Melbourne Cup today, a thoroughbred horse race that reportedly would have paid the narcissistic star $150,000.

Kim and Khloe Down Under

An insider tells TMZ that Kim is heading back to the United States, having said to a friend: "I need to take care of me now, and I can't work for awhile."

Considering her work involves standing on a red carpet and smiling, which would NOT jibe with her supposedly broken heart, this actually makes sense. Kim told an Australian morning show yesterday that she needs a break.

Not sure if paparazzi will give her one in Los Angeles.

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Look, people, Kim Kardashian would love to get away from it all. Do you really think she enjoys being in the spotlight all the time?!? Raking in cash?!? Please.

During an interview with Australian morning program Sunrise yesterday - Kim and Khloe are Down Under to promote their handbags visit with fans - Kim claimed it was stressful to be answering so many questions about her divorce... but what choice does she have?!?

Kim Kardashian Down Under

"We want to share these great times," she whined. "But then when you want some time for yourself and have some private time, you're not really allowed to per se, like in the public. It's hard, and I'm glad that I'm out here in Australia to get my mind off of everything."

Yes, folks, it's hard when one is forced to be in the public eye, promoting clothing lines, giving interviews, lying about how much money one made off her 72-day marriage. Kim Kardashian needs your sympathy.

Watch this nauseating interview below.

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Kris Jenner is spinning faster than a dreidel this week.

The manager of the Kardashian family is making every media round possible in order to maintain the good name of her brand daughter in light of Kim Kardashian's speedy divorce from Kris Humphries.

Jenner - who just happened to release a memoir yesterday - wants the public to stop judging, and to also understand her strange idea of finances.

Milkshake Money Makers

Kim Kardashian is all about making money with her mouth: first with Ray J, now at a milkshake store in Dubai.

Appearing on The Today Show, Kris did some shady math and claimed Kim and Kris "made some money for the pictures that were sold and things like that, but at the end of the day, that money went towards the wedding."

Ummm... so what? That's still making money. They just chose to spend it on a wedding.

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Kim Kardashian is no stranger to the tabloid world, but this week's excessive coverage of the shameless reality star has nothing to do with her weight loss, bikini body or desire for babies.

And everything to do with her divorce from Kris Humphries, which Kim continues to claim was your basic case of love gone wrong. So, do these publications have anything exclusive or news-breaking to report? Not really, but they're sure gonna pretend that they do...

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OK! WEEKLY quotes a party-goer who saw Kim at in New York City over the weekend: “She looked fragile, sad and barely smiled,” said the onlooker. “She didn’t seem to be having any fun.”

PEOPLE MAGAZINE asks whether the marriage was fake or a mistake (hey, so does THG!) and features a friend who swears it was the latter. This anonymous source swears: "She got caught up in the fairy tale, but her heart wasn't there in the end."

US WEEKLY reports that Kim came thisclose to calling off the wedding before it even happened! "She knew it was wrong before they were even married," a family insider says. "They were not seeing eye to eye and it felt wrong."

Life & STYLE was apparently eavesdropping on Kim's chat with BFF Jonathan Cheban at the same NYC bash referenced above, claiming she told her friend of the divorce decision:  "I moved too fast - I really thought he was the one."

STAR MAGAZINE? It chose to go with Justin Bieber as a possible baby daddy for its cover, but didn't forget to mention Kim in what is clearly the truth about where things stand: She's single... and pregnant!!!

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Immediately after filing for divorce from Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian jetted down to Australia to promote her family's collection of handbags. Naturally.

But, even thousands of miles away, this large-breasted reality star couldn't escape questions about her 72-day marriage, which Kim swears was based on love, not ratings.

"I think I'm trying to do the best I can, and it's actually a bit of an escape to come here," Kim said, personality-less as ever, in radio interview on the Kyle and Jackie O show, excerpted here:

Adding that she really isn't ready to discuss details of what led to the split - not for free, come on, Australian hosts! - Kardashian reiterated:

"I do want to make clear that I would never marry for a TV show, for money, for anything like that. I think that's really ridiculous that I have to even defend that," and then added: "I guess, you know, that comes along with when you film your wedding for a reality show."

THANK YOU, KIM! That is all we can reasonably ask for here. Even if you want us to buy your story of love and heartbreak, it's ridiculous and insulting to not at least acknowledge why some might think otherwise.

Why do you think Kim Kardashian got married?

 

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Kris Jenner doesn't understand why everyone is ganging up on her daughter. So, Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries after 72 days of marriage? So what?!?

"She's not the first person in the world to get a divorce or to have something like this happen to, and she won't be the last... People have to stop judging," Kim's mom-ager said yesterday on the Johnjay and Rich show.

Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian

Despite the fact that Jenner orchestrates every aspect of her daughter's career - Kris pushed for Kim to pose in Playboy and, many believe, encouraged her to leak her sex video with Ray J - she has chosen to play dumb when it comes to this split.

"For whatever reason, Kim felt [divorce] was the decision for her," Jenner said. "I can't judge her and I can't speculate."

We can speculate: Kris has a book out, Rob Kardashian is on Dancing with the Stars and season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York premieres this month. What incredible timing for a divorce announcement, huh?

Is the public being too harsh on Kim Kardashian?

 

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Kim Kardashian has come out with a new, lengthy statement on her official website, one that addresses her fans and seeks to quell the talk that she's an attention-starved, money-hungry, sorry excuse for a human being who crapped all over the integrity of marriage in order to earn a few bucks.

The message, apparently revised with a few edits prior to the final cut, reads:

This is probably the hardest thing aside from Ray J I've ever had to write. I see all of the support and I am so thankful for my fans, friends and family who are helping me through this difficult time.

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Reggie Bush and the Miami Dolphins lost to The New York Giants, 20-17, on Sunday afternoon. But did the former number-two draft pick win back an ex-girlfriend?!?

Sources tell MediaTakeOut that Bush met up with Kim Kardashian on Saturday afternoon at BAR MASA, a sushi restaurant in New York City. Kris Humphries was in Minnesota at the time and Kim was reportedly "excited" about seeing the man she dated for over two years. Interesting...

Sexy Kim and Reggie Pic

Over the summer, tabloids claimed that Bush was frantically texting Kim, hoping she'd call off her wedding. It seemed ridiculous at the time, but, hey, the tabloids called Kim's divorce from Kris in this case, didn't they?

Moreover, if living arrangements really were an issue for Kardashian with Humphries, they would not be in this case: Bush resides in Miami. Next to whatever red carpet event is lining her bank account, that city is Kim's second home.

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With Kim Kardashian having filed for divorce from Kris Humphries, numerous theories are flying around for why this marriage couldn't last longer than 73 days.

The most prominent being: D'uh! They were never really in love! They pocketed millions of dollars and made fools out of millions of fans. it's difficult to dispute this notion.

Other sources claim the couple's living arrangements were an issue, as Kris wanted to settle down in Minnesota, but Kim clamored for life in Los Angeles.

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Hey, did you hear? Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from Kris Humphries.

Following this truly unexpected turn of events, many involved parties have spoken out. Kim says the decision was difficult. Kris says he doesn't want to accept it. What about sisters Khloe and Kourtney?

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Via her official blog, an assistant for Kourtney simply writes: “Our sister is going through a difficult time but we’re a close family and are sticking together like always. Kim, we love you. We appreciate everyone’s kindness and support.”

Khloe, konversely, takes more of an issue with haters on the Internet. She Tweeted yesterday:

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