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Parade Magazine has published a poll, the results of which prove a point even more obvious than Casey Anthony's guilt:

Kim Kardashian is the world's most annoying celebrity.

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The former sex tape star and current red carpet poser took home 29 percent of the vote, with the publication writing of Kardashian: "Famous for being famous, Kim, in particular, has been inescapable, with her recent wedding and honeymoon reported just about everywhere."

Kim narrowly edged out Charlie Sheen (27 percent) in the voting, with Snooki finishing in third at 21 percent.

We've added a couple contenders below and will now pose the same question to readers: Who is the world's most annoying celebrity?

 

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Scott Disick has a very large penis.

This fact has been confirmed by more than just his baby mama, Kourtney Kardashian, as Kim Kardashian also chimed in this week during an interview with Jane Radio, saying of Disick's penchant for walking around naked:

"Honestly, it's way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities."

Well Hung

Great. Now we can't stop staring at Scott Disick's crotch.

But that would deprive the family of an impressive showcase, Kourtney argued, because her man's unit is "like an elephant's trunk."

Whatever, Khloe replied. Disick is really just "trying to compete" with her husband ,Lakers power forward Lamar Odom, who apparently plays big both in the bedroom and in the paint.

We'll have more on Scott Disick's penis size when further news breaks.

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Kim Kardashian Superstar will remain in the possession of Vivid Entertainment. For now at least.

An anonymous buyer - reportedly NOT Kim Kardashian or new husband Kris Humphries - had been interested in purchasing the entire reason this talentless individual is famous sex tape between Kim and Ray J and taking it off the market.

But Steve Hirsch, the CEO of Vivid, the company that owns the video, tells TMZ an offer of $20 million has been turned down.

Kim Kardashian on Letterman

We "have decided that we are going to hang on to it... for now," Hirsch says. "Although the offer that we ultimately received was substantial, when I realized that it wasn’t Kim it became less appealing. Kim is a superstar and if it were to be sold, it should be to her."

But then how would Kardashian whine about it every so often and pretend like she wasn't behind its initial sale all along? We don't see her purchasing the tape, only milking its existence for every last penny she can.

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The Kardashian sisters are as confused by this week's Dancing with the Stars results as we are by their fame.

After brother Rob Kardashian was ranked in the bottom three on Tuesday night - saved from elimination when fans voted off Metta Peace instead - the siblings took to Twitter and expressed their outrage.

"There is NO way Rob Kardashian was trending worldwide last night and in the bottom 3. Impossible!" Kourtney wrote. "HOW IS ELISABETTA SAFE?!??! HOW?! Seriously!!!"

Khloe Kardashian had the answer for her shocked sister, Tweeting: "Shows are rigged all the time."

Finally, Kim chimed in with an abuse of the English language: "Rob in the bottom three is impossible! He did soooo good!"

Allow THG three responses to these reactions:

  1. Kourtney, trending does not mean one is popular. Rob may have been trending because people were curious about the brother of the girl who got famous for having sex with Ray J on video.
  2. Khloe, the show might be rigged. Viewers also might dislike your talent-free family.
  3. Kim, unless you are referring to charity work Rob did during commercial breaks, one cannot do "good." One can only do "well."
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Being Mr. Kim Kardashian cannot be easy. Still, Kris Humphries had to know what he was getting into, right? Maybe not, if dueling tabloids are to be believed.

Sources say the baller hasn't exactly won over Kim's tight-knit family.

That's putting it midly. Dude reportedly ripped Kourtney Kardashian for being "slave" to son Mason, roughhouses Kim so hard that her sisters call him "this weird, big clumsy oaf" and "was being a dick" through much of their courtship.

  • Already Miserable
  • Defending Their Love

Married only one month, Kim is already forced to defend her love. Or just miserable, depending on which totally accurate supermarket gossip rag you pick up.

All of those quotes are courtesy of Us Weekly. Star, meanwhile, suggests that Kim isn't a big fan of Kris lately either, "fighting bitterly" with her new spouse.

Two major points of contention:

  1. Their life is completely, comically staged.
  2. Kris noticed.

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Kim Kardashian is set to partake in a new Pussycat Dolls reality show. As executive producer, she will help scour a group of contestants for future dolls.

American Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe is also on board for the program, which will select and groom the new crop of PCD members. Sounds AMAZING.

The newbies are "10 times better than the original group," one source says. Not that this is a bold statement, really. No offense, Nicole Scherzinger.

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Kim Kardashian will be evaluating talent despite possessing none.

Insiders say she has a good relationship with PCD founder Robin Antin, and her ass had a good time performing with the group in Vegas a few years ago.

Kim Kardashian is telling friends she's "super excited" to work with Nigel, who also runs So You Think You Can Dance, as "he's the best in the business."

That he is. Or was, before his decision to bring Kim on board.

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Lindsay Lohan did her best Kim Kardashian last night, flaunting her chest in a major way on an evening excursion following a New York Fashion Week event.

The 25-year-old and her twin girls, plus her mother Dina, hit Le Bain at the Standard Hotel in NYC, where they hosted a party on behalf of Lovecat magazine.

In related news, Lovecat magazine apparently exists.

Meanwhile, Kim wore a leather blouse to the Sherri Hill Spring 2012 show, not offering much in the way of cleavage, but showcasing her chest nonetheless.

Who do you think was the best dressed? Vote below!

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The person or persons looking to purchase the rights to the Kim Kardashian sex tape are apparently not konnected with the celebrity or her husband Kris Humphries.

Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch, whose company currently owns the rights to the infamous bone-a-thon, says he doesn't know who the buyer is.

"It made sense the entire time that it would be Kim, but it appears it’s not,” he says, adding that it's not even anyone remotely associated with her.

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The buyer will reveal their true identity if the deal gets done and explain once and for all why he/she/they want the sex tape off the market so bad.

Hirsch says he met with the buyer's rep several times in the last week but the buyer's still several million short of Vivid's $30 million asking price.

A source close to Kim, meanwhile, insists she is not behind it but is very curious about who is, and why anyone would want to do her such a favor.

Of course, perhaps the aspiring buyer simply wants to play a continuous loop of Ray J pushing up on that booty on some website. You never know.

What would you pay for the Kim Kardashian sex tape?

 

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All three Kardashian sisters are feeling very Lucky this month.

The magazine has published three different covers of its November 2011 issue, each featuring a different, talent-free sibling from this money-hungry family. We can only imagine how this will stoke the rivalry that reportedly already exists between Khloe and Kim.

Actually, let's not imagine: stoke away, readers! Compare the sisters below and then cast a vote on your favorite look.

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Three Kardashian sisters. Three Lucky covers. One massive headache. Vote for the best look now! View Poll »

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It's hard to believe that anything involving the Kardashian family is not scripted ahead of time and approved by E!, but a source tells Us Weekly Khloe Kardashian truly is suffering from a problem:

She can't conceive.

"Khloe is having major problems getting pregnant," says a friend, who labels the issue as "very, very real" and adds: "It's not contrived for their reality show."

All Three Sisters

With Kim Kardashian now hitched to Kris Humphries, and already hinting about a baby, the insider adds that Khloe feels more pressure than ever before to cook Lamar Odom's bun inside her oven.

"If Kim were to get pregnant first, that would cause tension, because it would highlight Khloe's struggle," the pal says. "The competition has really got her depressed."

We're guessing an endorsement deal from a fertility drug company might cheer Khloe up, however.

Who do you think will have a baby first?

 

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