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Kim Kardashian is denying a series of celebrity gossip reports that she attended a fashion show and spent a fortune on herself during her recent visit to Haiti.

The star took to her blog to shoot down "malicious" rumors about her trip to the Caribbean country, which was hit by a earthquake in 2010, with her mom.

She and Kris Jenner traveled there for positive PR to learn more about the charity We Advance, not for a fashion show, which has been rumored this week.

Krazy Eyes

"Our mission was to learn more about [Maria Bello's] charity, We Advance," she says, "and meet the Haitian people who have made such amazing progress since the devastating earthquake in 2010, and celebrate the women of Haiti."

Kim says they "inspired me more than I ever could have anticipated."

When Kardashian returned, she says she saw "malicious" reports that say she "spent a fortune" on herself in Haiti ... and was, like, so offended, because how could ANYONE possibly think Kim would put herself first in any situation?

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Oh, happy days. The holidays can finally begin!

Early this morning, Kim Kardashian and kompany released the family's official Christmas card, with each member getting his or her black tie on and Kim, naturally, standing all alone.

If you listen closely enough, you can almost hear the publicist-inspired whining coming out of her mouth...

2011 Kardashian Christmas Card

The photo was snapped by Nick Saglimbeni and there’s a apparently a 3D version available for those that purchase 3D glasses. On a related note: if you purchase 3D glasses to view to view the Kardashian Christmas card, don't stop driving at the store. Just keep right on going to a psychologist's office.

Tell this professional it's an emergency. You clearly need major help.

[Photo: Kim Kardashian Blog]

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Sunday on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Kim's Spin Crowd BFF Jonathan Cheban is (supposedly) planning to sell her out with write a tell-all book about her life.

Meanwhile, Kris Humphries decides to throw a party and invite random girls while the Kardashian sisters are out of town, and Scott Disick dabbles in Judaism.

At least the story editors and writers thought up some new angles this week.

What did Kris say about the big party? Is Scott serious? Was Jonathan really planning to blindside Kim? THG breaks down Sunday evening's drama, +/- style:

  • Jonathan Cheban Pic
  • Kim Kardashian in InStyle Australia

Kris Jenner tells Kim about Cheban's scheme to shop a tell-all about her. She's, like, devastated. Naturally, she found out from her mother of all people. Plus 5.

Kim worries that Jonathan is using her like everyone else. Kim, you use everybody else to make millions. 'Memba the wedding? It's a vicious circle. Minus 23.

Maturely, Kim starts a Twitter war with Cheban. Plus 6, as that may be how Kim Kardashian, or at least her professional Tweet writer, actually settles konflict.

Wouldn't you know it, Kim learns it's not a tell-all, but a guide to becoming an "it girl" using her as an example. NOW she feels BAD! Good one, E! Minus 71.

Jonathan hangs up on her after her attempt to apologize. Plus 15.

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Kris Humphries is once again threatening Kim Kardashian with the "S" word. No, not sex tape. She'd be all about that.

Instead, Star Magazine claims the NBA free agent - who is still without a team - is demanding his episodic salary gets bumped from $28,500 per week to $50,000. Otherwise, he will file a lawsuit against E!.

  • Poor Kris
  • Kim Kardashian in Las Vegas

"Kris is freaking out about his finances, even though the NBA lockout has ended," an insider says. "After all, it's his storyline that is making the show a success this season!"

Reportedly, Kardashian has control over Kourtney & Kim Take New York's content and has gone out of her way to portray herself as the victim in this divorce, something her ex-husband is far from pleased about, considering he thinks the entire marriage was a deception on Kim's part.

"He was nothing more than a disposable groom, used for ratings," the source adds. "He feels he deserves some type of compensation."

Kim, meanwhile, said last night that she isn't currently on the lookout for love. But you never know when a publicist will tell you it's time time to pretend again like you found it.

[Photos: WENN.com]

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Kim Kardashian is kooling it on the dating front for awhile.

At Thursday evening's opening of the Kardashian Khaos boutique at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, the star says she's remaining upbeat despite a rough 2011.

"I'm really thinking that 2011 was a lot of learning lessons," Kim says of the past 12 months, which saw her get engaged, married and split from Kris Humphries.

"In 2012, I'm just excited for the New Year and the new me.”

Will the new Kim be just as phony and dull as the old one? Stay tuned.

Kim Kardashian Fashion

Despite the sad, fast end of her fake marriage to Humphries, the superstar insisted she hasn't ruled out getting married a third time (she was married to Damon Thomas for several years before the Kim Kardashian sex tape with Ray J made her famous).

"I believe in love ... always," the 31-year-old said. "I'm just not looking."

Fret not. Kris Jenner should hand-pick a new pro athlete before long.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Steve Jobs might have been the Most Fascinating Person of 2011, according to Barbara Walters on her ABC special last night, but the Kardashians were most definitely the subject of this journalist's most fascinating interview.

At one point, Walters aired a video that gave a bit of background on Kim and her family, focusing for awhile on the 2007 sex tape she starred in with Ray J. A long while. We counted. For some reason, the network aired 24 seconds worth of footage from this tape.

Forget illegal downloads, fellas. Just sit back and watch this ABC-sponsored content now:

Asked if she regretted the video, Kim gave her usual, cliched, mannequin-like answer about how she's made many "mistakes" in her life, only for Kris Jenner to of course jump in and say her daughter has learned from them.

It's true. She's learned how to market her breasts even more.

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Welcome to the first annual Tournament of THG, where fans determine the most popular celebrity of the year! We're pitting 16 of our most popular stars against one another in a March Madness style bracket, but YOU pick the winner!

One by one, we will post polls of these respective matchups, and after each round, update the bracket as some celebrities advance, while others are eliminated.

It's easy, fun and all decided by YOU! Here's the Tournament of THG field:

Tournament of THG Bracket

Can anyone stop THG's most omnipresent celebrity gossip mainstays on their march to the finals? Or will there be upsets galore? Only time - and your votes - will tell!

Without further delay, let's get to the first matchup of Round 1, top seed Kim Kardashian against our #16 seed, Duchess Catherine "Kate" Middleton. Vote below!

And the Winner is?

Who's your favorite star, Kim Kardashian or Kate Middleton? Your votes will decide the winner of this first round matchup in the first Annual Tournament of THG! View Poll »

Poll is now closed! Here are the results:

Kim Kardashian
20.8%

Kate Middleton
79.2%

Total Votes: 3933

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Might the manipulative, large-breasted roof soon get blown off DivorceGate?

In the latest issue of Life & Style, William Humphries - the father of Kris Humphries and the very brief father-in-law of Kim Kardashian - says he'd "love to write a book" about the ordeal Kim and her family put his son through.

"It's important to him that Kris' side of the story is out there," a friend tells the tabloid.

Kim Kardashian Tell-All to Kome?

Humphries may not be entitled to any of Kim's assets, due to a prenup, but no non-disclosure agreement was ever signed. He and/or his dad are free to dish and dish and dish and "Kris has told his father everything," a source notes.

William "has many stories to tell," the magazine reports.

Kris, of course, says he just wants to move forward and find a new NBA team. But we have a feeling this story is far from over.

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Sunday on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries continued to butt heads, while butt head Scott Disick's risque computer search history ruffled some feathers with baby mama Kourtney.

Scripted, contrived nonsense alert!

What did Kris say to Kim that really hit klose to home? Why did Kourt decide she needs to spice things up? THG breaks down Sunday evening's drama, +/- style:

Kim K. Image

Kim kicks off the third episode of the season pretending to contemplate family. "Maybe it's time to get off the pill and see what happens naturally," she says, seemingly without irony, seeing as there is nothing original about this girl. Minus 9.

Kourtney thinks it'd be Mason to have a playmate. Of course, she knows Kim will never really oblige so she went and got pregnant again herself. Proactive. Plus 17.

Kris: "We can have our own cuter version of Mason." Unlikely. He's a doll! Plus 6.

Momager Kris Jenner of all people makes the valid point that they shouldn't even think about this because don't even know where they're going to live. Plus 8.

Speaking of which: Kris really wants to settle in Minnesota, to which Kim replies, "How am I going to have my career and live in Minnesota?" Minus 25 for Kim being so shallow ... and Kris actually thinking this might happen in his lifetime.

Humphries' rationale on that front: "By the time you have kids and they're in school, no one will probably care about you, let's be honest." LOLOLOL. Plus 270.

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A fan of Kris Humphries approached Jonathan Cheban on the street in New York City yesterday and tossed flour in his face, and we know what you're thinking:

Kris Humphries has fans?!?

  • Jonathan Cheban Photograph
  • Kris in NYC

TMZ has a photo of the incident, as well as a quote from someone on the scene, who overheard the flour-thrower yell: "This is for Kris Humphries!"

Humphries and Cheban - Kim Kardashian's BFF and the star of Spin Crowd - have never gotten along well. The latter has accused the former of referring to him as "gay," a charge Kris denies and one he has reportedly considered legal action over.

A rep for the NBA free agent says his client "would never condone hateful and unacceptable behavior like that to anyone, in any situation."

[Photos: WENN.com]