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He's one of the most talented actors alive, as well as a member of the Saturday Night Live hosting pantheon. In short: Jon Hamm ruled long before he spoke to Great Britain's Elle magazine.

Jon Hamm Photograph

In the latest issue, though, the Mad Men star says exactly what anyone with an IQ over 12 is thinking: why do so many people care about Kim Kardashian and other reality stars?!?

"We're at a place where the idea of being 'elite' is somehow considered a negative," Hamm says. "Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a f-cking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly... It doesn't make sense to me."

Mad Men premieres season five on March 25. Let's hope Hamm's rant just earned the tremendous show an even bigger following.

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Kris Humphries doesn't need a lot of help on the basketball court. This power forward was fifth in the NBA last season in rebounding.

But the former reality star is currently seeking assistance in divorce court, TMZ reports, as his Los Angeles attorney recently dropped out and California rules require a Minnesota attorney to be accompanied by local counsel.

Kim Kardashian, meanwhile, will be represented by Laura Wasser, whose roster of past clients includes Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie.

Kourt for Kris and Kim?

As for Humphries' trial hopes?

“Kris would like there to be an admission that there was fraud, that there was a malicious intention by the Kardashians to use Kris and to make money and benefit themselves from him,” a source tells Life & Style. “He wants them to publicly admit that they never intended for it to be a real marriage.”

In other Kardashian-related tabloid news: Kim is totally (NOT) planning to adopt!

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In the world of supermarket tabloids, Kim Kardashian is a very busy young woman.

She's planning to marry Reggie Bush... she's getting dumped by Reggie Bush... she's dating a Saudi billionaire... and now, apparently, she's going through with plans to adopt a child from another country. Isn't that right, OK! Weekly?

Kim Kardashian Adoption Headline

Describing the former sex tape star as "very maternal," an insider supposedly close to Kardashian tells the magazine:

"It's all top secret, but the adoption is already underway. Kim is ready. She's made inquiries and gotten information. Now she just has to decide where she wants the baby to come from."

Hmmm... that does sound like a challenge. Is there any country out there that would actually make a worse home than the Kardashian household?

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Kim Kardashian has turned the wedding gifts presented to her and Kris Humphries into a $200,000 check for the Dream Foundation, actually donating twice the amount of these items' value to that helpful organization.

Kase klosed, right? A gesture that even Kim's harshest kritics (hi there!) kannot find fault with, right? Wrong.

Humphries is reportedly steamed over the act, acknowledging the charity donation is nice and all - but believing the gifts should be returned as well because they were for a fraudulent wedding, sources tell Us Weekly.

Moreover, an insider tells the tabloid that Kim's decision may have even crossed legal lines.

"By court order, they are not supposed to do anything at the moment until the marriage is dissolved completely and they both decide how everything will end up," says the source, adding that Kris is not in possession of any wedding presents. "She is violating court order by saying she is not returning them."

What do you think Kim should do with the gifts?

 

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Kim Kardashian has written a very large check to charity.

In a letter obtained by TMZ, the reality star addresses guests who attended her August wedding to Kris Humphries and writes:

"I would like to thank you for your generous and thoughtful wedding gift. It has taken me some time to pull everything together but I wanted to let you know that the money for every gift received by me at my wedding has been donated to the Dream Foundation."

Kim and Kris Kiss

Insiders estimate the total cash value of these items to be around $100,00 - and Kim has donated twice that amount to an organization that serves a similar function as the Make-a-Wish Foundation. It's clearly a nice gesture.

But we also must note: Kim reportedly earned over $15 million from selling the television and photos rights to the wedding. We wonder if that money has gone to a similar cause.

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So much for a pretend elopement. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have now gone through a fake breakup.

According to Life & Style, Bush has "been seeing" a Kim lookalike, despite the fact that Kardashian believed these two would give it another shot after she divorced Kris Humphries.

“Reggie’s her one true love," an anonymous friend told the tabloid. "He could easily fire things up with Kim now, but he’s chosen not to.”

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But don't cry too hard for Kim, people! Star Magazine claims she has many other options, namely a Saudi billionaire who gave her his phone number when she was in Dubai last November.

“She wants to be taken care of,” a source tells this magazine. “She’s done being a sugar mama.”

In other Kim news from this week: She's a freak in bed!

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We can now remove the question mark from this headline: Kim Kardashian HAS been sued for her support of QuickTrim.

TMZ has broken the news that Kim, Khloe and Kourtney are all on the hook for $5 million, as New York firm Bursor & Fisher is representing consumers who believe the sisters duped them into purchasing this weight loss supplement via advertisments and Tweets, such as the following from Kim in 2009:

"Our QuickTrim cleanse will be massive! Khloe has already lost so much weight."

Kim and Khloe QuickTrim Ad

The plaintiffs claim the Kardashians provided no evidence for their testimonials and purposely misled fans into believing this product - which is not approved by the FDA - was responsible for their revamped figures.

As we've said before, though: while the siblings deserve to pay for so shameless selling out - remember when Kim was proud of her curves? - do these folks really expect sympathy for basing their spending habits on something supported by Kim Kardashian?

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Ray J has come out with a new book. We'll give you a few moments to stop laughing...

Titled "Death of the Cheating Man" and co-authored with some guy named Maxwell Billieon, the tome alleges that Kim Kardashian cheated with then-husband Damon Thomas in 2004 when she started boning her future sex tape partner.

"She let me know she wanted to get with me," Ray J writes. "She left her husband for me as soon as we started having sex."

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Ray adds that he had "no respect" for Kim while they dated, but then makes it clear why he stuck with her anyway.

"We were like animals; sexually free to try anything, and we did," he writes. "For years KK and I had a great sex life. There was more to our relationship, but the majority of it was about our wild and extreme sexual chemistry. She was a straight freak who was down to do whatever, whenever and that seriously hypnotized me."

Yes, we know, Ray. We all watched the video.

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Okay, we're cheating a bit here.

Neither Miley Cyrus nor Kim Kardashian attended the 84th annual Academy Awards. But both occasional actresses did play some role in the evening, at least, joining many other celebrities in Hollywood to watch the event at Elton John's yearly viewing party.

Both Miley and Kim also posed on the red carpet at the shindig, making a Fashion Face-Off between the two an inevitability. Which look do you prefer? Miley's glamorous dress or Kim's all black ensemble? Vote now!

Fashion Face-Off!

Miley Cyrus and Kim Kardashian both watched the Academy Awards at Elton John's annual party. Who wore her dress better at the event? View Poll »

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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are back together? Please. That rumor is so last week.

The latest issue of In Touch Weekly takes this chatter one... hundred steps further by claiming Kim and Reggie are making "secret plans to elope." So secret, apparently, that they're the topic of this tabloid's cover story:

Plans to Elope?

Earlier this month, an anonymous source tells the magazine, Kim met Reggie in Miami and "didn't go out once," clearly meaning the couple was plotting a quickie, quiet marriage somewhere.

"They weren’t seen in public together, per his request," the insider adds.

Kim did recently tell Allure that her next relationship will be far more private, so it's possible she and Bush are at it again, on the DL. But the day Kim Kardashian gets married away from television cameras is the day Rihanna starts dating the man who beat her to a bloody pulp again. What's that, sidebar of In Touch cover?

Oh God no.

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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