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Kim Kardashian is kooling it on the dating front for awhile.

At Thursday evening's opening of the Kardashian Khaos boutique at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, the star says she's remaining upbeat despite a rough 2011.

"I'm really thinking that 2011 was a lot of learning lessons," Kim says of the past 12 months, which saw her get engaged, married and split from Kris Humphries.

"In 2012, I'm just excited for the New Year and the new me.”

Will the new Kim be just as phony and dull as the old one? Stay tuned.

Kim Kardashian Fashion

Despite the sad, fast end of her fake marriage to Humphries, the superstar insisted she hasn't ruled out getting married a third time (she was married to Damon Thomas for several years before the Kim Kardashian sex tape with Ray J made her famous).

"I believe in love ... always," the 31-year-old said. "I'm just not looking."

Fret not. Kris Jenner should hand-pick a new pro athlete before long.

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Steve Jobs might have been the Most Fascinating Person of 2011, according to Barbara Walters on her ABC special last night, but the Kardashians were most definitely the subject of this journalist's most fascinating interview.

At one point, Walters aired a video that gave a bit of background on Kim and her family, focusing for awhile on the 2007 sex tape she starred in with Ray J. A long while. We counted. For some reason, the network aired 24 seconds worth of footage from this tape.

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Asked if she regretted the video, Kim gave her usual, cliched, mannequin-like answer about how she's made many "mistakes" in her life, only for Kris Jenner to of course jump in and say her daughter has learned from them.

It's true. She's learned how to market her breasts even more.

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Welcome to the first annual Tournament of THG, where fans determine the most popular celebrity of the year! We're pitting 16 of our most popular stars against one another in a March Madness style bracket, but YOU pick the winner!

One by one, we will post polls of these respective matchups, and after each round, update the bracket as some celebrities advance, while others are eliminated.

It's easy, fun and all decided by YOU! Here's the Tournament of THG field:

Tournament of THG Bracket

Can anyone stop THG's most omnipresent celebrity gossip mainstays on their march to the finals? Or will there be upsets galore? Only time - and your votes - will tell!

Without further delay, let's get to the first matchup of Round 1, top seed Kim Kardashian against our #16 seed, Duchess Catherine "Kate" Middleton. Vote below!

And the Winner is?

Who's your favorite star, Kim Kardashian or Kate Middleton? Your votes will decide the winner of this first round matchup in the first Annual Tournament of THG! View Poll »

Poll is now closed! Here are the results:

Kim Kardashian
20.8%

Kate Middleton
79.2%

Total Votes: 3933

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Might the manipulative, large-breasted roof soon get blown off DivorceGate?

In the latest issue of Life & Style, William Humphries - the father of Kris Humphries and the very brief father-in-law of Kim Kardashian - says he'd "love to write a book" about the ordeal Kim and her family put his son through.

"It's important to him that Kris' side of the story is out there," a friend tells the tabloid.

Kim Kardashian Tell-All to Kome?

Humphries may not be entitled to any of Kim's assets, due to a prenup, but no non-disclosure agreement was ever signed. He and/or his dad are free to dish and dish and dish and "Kris has told his father everything," a source notes.

William "has many stories to tell," the magazine reports.

Kris, of course, says he just wants to move forward and find a new NBA team. But we have a feeling this story is far from over.

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Sunday on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries continued to butt heads, while butt head Scott Disick's risque computer search history ruffled some feathers with baby mama Kourtney.

Scripted, contrived nonsense alert!

What did Kris say to Kim that really hit klose to home? Why did Kourt decide she needs to spice things up? THG breaks down Sunday evening's drama, +/- style:

Kim K. Image

Kim kicks off the third episode of the season pretending to contemplate family. "Maybe it's time to get off the pill and see what happens naturally," she says, seemingly without irony, seeing as there is nothing original about this girl. Minus 9.

Kourtney thinks it'd be Mason to have a playmate. Of course, she knows Kim will never really oblige so she went and got pregnant again herself. Proactive. Plus 17.

Kris: "We can have our own cuter version of Mason." Unlikely. He's a doll! Plus 6.

Momager Kris Jenner of all people makes the valid point that they shouldn't even think about this because don't even know where they're going to live. Plus 8.

Speaking of which: Kris really wants to settle in Minnesota, to which Kim replies, "How am I going to have my career and live in Minnesota?" Minus 25 for Kim being so shallow ... and Kris actually thinking this might happen in his lifetime.

Humphries' rationale on that front: "By the time you have kids and they're in school, no one will probably care about you, let's be honest." LOLOLOL. Plus 270.

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A fan of Kris Humphries approached Jonathan Cheban on the street in New York City yesterday and tossed flour in his face, and we know what you're thinking:

Kris Humphries has fans?!?

  • Jonathan Cheban Photograph
  • Kris in NYC

TMZ has a photo of the incident, as well as a quote from someone on the scene, who overheard the flour-thrower yell: "This is for Kris Humphries!"

Humphries and Cheban - Kim Kardashian's BFF and the star of Spin Crowd - have never gotten along well. The latter has accused the former of referring to him as "gay," a charge Kris denies and one he has reportedly considered legal action over.

A rep for the NBA free agent says his client "would never condone hateful and unacceptable behavior like that to anyone, in any situation."

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Might Kim Kardashian actually be using her fame for the benefit of someone else for a change? Or is her PR team simply orchestrating opportunities to improve her floundering image?

The answer is most likely a combination of each, but the facts are these: Kim is currently in Haiti - along with Kris Jenner, designer Donna Karen and actresses Patricia Arquette and Maria Bello - as part of We Advance, an organization that aims to "advance the health, safety and well being of women throughout Haiti," according to its website.

Kim Feeds the Homeless

"She's been there for two days," an insider tells Us Weekly. "She says it's amazing!"

Kardashian also served the homeless for Thanksgiving last month and while it's impossible not to doubt the motives of this reality star's every move, at least these causes are being helped in some way through her actions. No matter how self-serving they may be at their core.

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We called it back when Reggie Bush was traded to the Miami Dolphins, and now the possibility appears to be a reality. If you believe this supermarket tabloid, that is.

The latest issue of Life & Style claims that Kim Kardashian and her serious ex have been talking a lot recently and are considering a reconciliation.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Tabloid Cover

"Reggie reached out to Kim via text shortly after she announced she was filing for divorce to make sure she was okay," a friend says. "They've stayed in touch ever since, texting and talking. Kim was Reggie's first love. He knows she's hurting right now, but when the time is right, he'll swoop in and take care of her."

Previous reports alleged that Bush was desperately trying to stop Kim's wedding to Kris Humphries back in August. He didn't succeed, but, hey, now she's $15 million richer and single once again. Might this reunion have been the plan all along?

Do you wanna see Kim back together with Reggie?

 

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Kim Kardashian is reportedly sad over Kris Humphries' recent annulment filing, which is based on the claim that he was deceived into a marriage based solely on publicity and profits.

After all, a friend tells OK! Weekly, the allegation simply isn't true.

“She did not commit fraud,” an insider tells the tabloid. “She truly was in love with him and wanted to live happily ever after. Her heartbreak is genuine.”

Kim Kardashian on OK! Weekly

It also didn't come out of nowhere, according to this anonymous, totally real source.

"Things between her and Kris were horrible from the moment they walked down the aisle," reports the pal, something all Kourtney & Kim Take New York viewers would support, based on that show's season two episodes.

Meanwhile, a relative of the family's are fearful about how far Kris will take his beef and what the public spat will do to Kim's psyche.

“Kim isn’t superhuman," the source said in the most obvious statement of all-time. "People seem to have this idea that because she’s on TV, she’s some sort of robot. She’s just been through this awful breakup and she’s hurting. Now what Kris is doing is making it hurt that much more. The truth is that she’s extremely emotional and very sensitive and she is having a very hard time dealing with all this.”

Note to random mole: It's not Kim's television presence that makes us believe she's a robot. It's her lack of any kind of personality. Also, her fake body parts.

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The second, scripted episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York aired last night on E!, and was most notable for the return of Khloe Kardashian, sage relationship kounselor.

It's all relative, of course, and kompared to Kim's bull$h!t marriage to Kris Humphries, and Kourt's ongoing problems with that douche Scott Disick, Khloe comes off like roses.

What advice did the visiting sister have for her siblings? THG breaks down Sunday evening's drama plus-minus style as we look for more signs of Kim's 72-day flame out:

Kourtney and Kim Take New York Cast

That didn't take long. Learning that Kim and Kris haven't even lived together, she tells her to go to Minnesota to visit him. Good advice, even if it was a lost cause. Plus 10.

Khloe tells Kourt to dump Scott if the feelings aren't there. Normally, a no-brainer, but she gets a lot of mileage out of him getting her pregnant every few years. Wash.

Kourtney heads to Scott's parents' house in the Hamptons, not knowing if Scott is even gonna show up. We imagine the giant camera crew following him knows. Minus 15.

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