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Very recently considered an ally of Kim Kardashian, someone who would help finalize her divorce from Kris Humphries, Myla Sinanaj now has one simple message for the large-breasted reality star:

Back the heck off!

  • Myla Sinanaj Facebook Photo
  • Kim Kardashian, Too Close Up

That's essentially what Myla Tweeted last night, calling out Kardashian for actions taken on her behalf in legal proceedings with Humphries.

A quick refresher: Kim wants to sign the divorce papers. Kris is dragging the split out in order to earn more money by somehow proving he was duped into a phony marriage. And Kim has subpoenaed Sinanaj under the belief that she can help provide information on Humphries that will damage his case.

But after initially sounding like she'd gladly screw over Humphries, Myla now claims to be BFFs with the baller and addressed Kardashian last night with:

Why don't u enjoy ur Miami trip and stop sending private investigators to my house-Stop dragging me into ur drama... I don't have to explain Or apologize for who I chose to be friends with.  Subpoena or not!

Of course, Sinanaj is legally required to spill certain beans under the subpoena, but insiders tell TMZ she may assert that attorney Joe Tacopina did not have the authority to agree to said subpoena.

We're not sure why anyone would care about any of this. But we'll keep you apprised of the latest ridiculous development when news breaks!

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Another day, another Kim Kardashian bikini photo.

Shortly after this reality star posted a pic of herself - supposedly UNphotoshopped and makeup free - on Twitter, the talentless professional celebrity has done so again - and you simply won't believe it:

This one is a major cleavage shot.

Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pic

Good morning Miami, Kim wrote as the caption to the image, which features a skintight swimsuit, the edge of a boat and crystal blue water.

You might say Kardashian is fishing for compliments.

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Forget marriage proposals and alleged plans to have children together. Just how serious are things between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian?

According to an Us Weekly source, the rapper "doesn't like to be tied down by technology" and did not own a cellphone... until his new girlfriend came along.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Walking

"It frustrated Kim. She had to call him through a bodyguard," the source said of Kanye living in the 1980s, adding that he finally caved, joined the 21st century and purchased a phone.

But "he only uses it for Kim," the mole claims.

And, we presume, to call the paparazzi and let them know where he and Kim will "dating" that day.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Aside from the use of a non-FDA approved, dangerous diet supplement, Kim Kardashian is totally all natural.

And the reality star showed off her makeup-free, photoshop-less body last night in a brand new Twitter photo, one of her in a bikini that was accompanied by the caption:

"Sunrise summertime shoot! #nofilter #nophotoshop"

Kim Kardashian Bikini Image

Of course, Kim Kardashian bikini photos are nothing new.

Neither is the trend of giving fans a look at one's makeup free body or face. Among other celebrities to follow this course recently:

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This just in: Kourtney Kardashian is a mother for the second time, and her family is really excited over this fact.

Yesterday, Khloe Kardashian said she was literally going to explode over becoming an aunt once again. And now Kim Kardashian has chimed in with a similar sentiment, writing on Twitter about Penelope Disick:

"I'm so in love with my niece!"

  • Kourtney Kardashian on OK!
  • Peek-a-Boob

Kardashian also laid out a challenge to every other two-year old on the planet, blogging Monday about her niece and nephew, Mason:

"I know Mason is going to be the best big brother in the whole world. Congratulations Kourtney and Scott."

Oh, it's on, tykes around the world! Don't let the Kardashians win. Brother the heck out of your siblings. Do it for all of us.

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Sunday on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian Odom stood her ground and defended her marriage from her vocal, critical siblings.

Last night, on a special episode of the long-running E! reality hit, her older sister Kim Kardashian's romantic life took center stage, for better or worse.

After all, as we know, she's dating Kanye West.

"Kim and Kanye have been friends for years," Kourtney Kardashian says. "They've been hanging out lately and I have no idea if it's serious or not."

Is it?!?!?! Let's find out in THG's +/- recap!

Kim Kleave

"So, Kanye and I, you know we have a lot of things in common," Kim says. We have no idea what those things are, other than money. Minus 10.

"We both just love cars. So what's the big deal? I'm just borrowing my friend's car," she says, as if any guy lets a platonic friend do that. Minus 5.

Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Lamar attend Scott's restaurant opening. Plus 15 for solidarity. Minus 5 for anyone else who goes to said restaurant.

"I just want to make Kourtney proud," Scott says. "She's had a lot of doubts already." Not acting like a d-bag would go a long way, but Plus 10.

Or basically pulling a no-show at your own event. Minus 90.

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On this week's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe & Lamar celebrated a bittersweet return to L.A. Sweet because the family loves them.

Bitter because he got released by the Mavericks.

While Khloe and her hubby settle back into LA life, Scott Disick hops a plane to NYC for the opening of his new restaurant. Who would eat there?

Find out that and more in THG's +/- recap!

Khloe & Lamar Photo

UNRELATED SIDE NOTE: Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick welcomed a baby girl this morning in L.A.! Penelope! Congrats you too. Plus 200.

The whole family plans to go and support Scott in NYC! Plus only 10, because it's nice, but probably primarily just to keep tabs on the sketchball.

Khloe's not going, however. Plus 5.

Bruce, meanwhile, confesses, "I've been raising kids for 33 years ... It's toughest with the last two, Kendall and Kylie. Now that they're driving, I don't see them as much, they don't talk to me as much and that's tough on a dad." Sniff. Minus 15.

Flat tire alert! Dad to the rescue! Plus 10.

"I think it's weird that my dad put my car in the shop without even asking me," Kendall says, lamenting that she won't have a car for like days.

Just how Bruce drew it up. "This is kinda just like the old days," he says. "I can remember carpooling you kids to preschool!" Aww. Plus 5.

In NYC, Scott has to host some girl's Sweet 16 party (!?) and crashes an unrelated bachelorette party. Dude needs a chaperone. Minus 20.

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Kim Kardashian says she still believes in love. And that's a good thing.

Because a Kanye West insider claims this rapper is totally smitten with the personality-free reality star - and truly is thinking marriage!

“I really think this girl is the one, and Kanye may step his game up and put a ring on it," the Kanye source tells Hollywood Life.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris

This isn't the first time an anonymous mole has gushed over West's feelings and plans for Kardashian. Previous reports said Kanye even hopes to impregnante Kim in the near future. Shudder.

“They’re bonded,” the Hollywood Life source concludes. “They’re just enjoying each other’s time, and he’s spoiling the sh-t out of her. He [lavishes] her with clothes and jewelry and sh-t, and he doesn’t even have to. He just wants her to feel appreciated and wants her to know how much he’s digging her.”

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Kim Kardashian graces the August cover of InStyle and you simply won't believe all the things tells the magazine about her marriage to Kris Humphries and her relationship with Kanye West.

Okay, maybe you will.

Kim Kardashian InStyle Cover

"I've always believed in love," Kardashian says for the 97th time, reciting the same lines about her divorce written months ago by some PR firm. "I haven't always been so lucky, but I still do believe in it.. I loved this person, it just wasn't the right situation for me. I try to hold my head up high and live my life."

And wear really ridiculous fashion whenever possible.

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It's Paris Fashion Week, which means one thing: we're about to be bombarded with countless examples of hideous outfits that pompous designers and celebrities pretend are hip and chic and totally the next trend.

In reality, they're just stupid looking.

Case in point: Kim Kardashian and the following black dress, which appears to be growing some kind of weed along one side of it. She may wanna call in an exterminator for this monstrosity...

  • Hideous Kim Kardashian Dress
  • Kim and Kanye in Black

Kardashian, of course, is accompanied here to the Stephane Rolland Fashion Show by boyfriend Kanye West, about whom she recently gushed to Oprah.

Might these two shack up? Get married? Have kids? We'll save those pressing questions for another time and focus instead now on the contraption attacking Kim.

Give this dress a grade:

 

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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