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One day, she's pregnant. The next day, she's engaged. In between, of course, she's getting plastic surgery across various parts of her body.

How does Kim Kardashian deal with all the tabloid chatter?

"Rumors don't bother me anymore," she tells the latest issue of Self. "I've read that I've had my lips done... I've had my nose done... And how many times have I 'had my butt done?' People's logic is so weird. I don't know why they bother!"

Kim Kardashian Self Magazine Cover

Kim has quite the dating track record, of course, from Reggie Bush to Miles Austin to current beau Kris Humphries, but there's one star to whom she says she never cozied up.

"One time [reports] said I was dating Terrence Howard and I was on his lap at his party. I don't even know what they were talking about. They said I went home with him, too!"

The nerve of these publications. Why don't they just focus on Kardashian's actual talents and impressive accomplishments? Such as... hmmm... let's see... there's gotta be something, right?

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Want an early look at Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Humphries? You won't get it in this week's issue of OK!.

Despite proclamations of a KARDSHIAN EXCLUSIVE and a headline that screams KIM'S DREAM WEDDING, juxtaposed over what appears to be a wedding portrait, the following anonymous quote is the extent of this tabloid's in-depth coverage on this imaginary story:

"Kim falls fast and hard, and this time is no exception. Kris makes her laugh, gives her confidence, makes her smile... Plus, with Kris, things are different. He knew what he was getting himself into, and he says that Kim is everything he expected and more.”

Kim Getting Married?!?

We can only imagine what Kris expected. An empty personality, a giant set of breasts and the world's best marketing team?

Expect these two to get engaged about the same time that Kim's single earns a Grammy nomination.

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It doesn't rhyme with any other words, but how does orange stack up against other colors when it comes to celebrity fashion?

That's the question at the center of this THG Face-Off, as Kim Kardashian goes up against Selena Gomez and Amy Adams. All three recently attended public events in similar shaded dresses and all three looks very pretty in them.

But, let's face it, there can only be one winner. Compare, contrast and vote below.

Fashion Face-Off!

Kim vs. Selena vs. Amy. It's totally on between this trio of beauties. Which star looks best in orange? View Poll »

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Kim Kardashian is an absolute bore. Seriously, did you see this week's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York?

But say this about the reality star... ummm... well... let's see... she knows how to use Twitter!

Kim got her "ganster on" at Eva Longoria's birthday party Saturday night, attending the 1920s-themed bash and posing with fellow attendees such as Heidi Klum.

She Tweeted the following photos from the event, so she could continue to make millions off followers who somehow don't understand that they are nothing but a dollar sign to her give us a taste of the atmosphere:

  • Kim Goes Gangster
  • Heidi Klum and Kim Kardashian
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by Free Britney at

We're fast approaching the point of too much Kardashian (quite frankly, I think we may already be past that point). Ryan Seacrest and his minions need a new formula, because the current one of Kim plus Kourtney and too much of Scott Disick isn't working.

Once upon a time Kris and Co. were a guilty pleasure, and we'd happily wait around for Khloe to tip Kourtney upside down like a teapot. 

Here in the city that never sleeps, though, the viewers find ourselves dozing off during Kourtney & Kim Take New York. Why are we so bored, you ask?

It's the dynamic between Kourtney and Kim. We've been over this a few times. As sultry (and a bit slutty) as Kim Kardashian might appear on print, she doesn't have much on-screen appeal.

The only time we get a chuckle out of the buxom brunette is when Kourt and Khloe make a joke at her expense. We're all well aware now why Kourtney and Khloe play favorites with one another - it's because Kim is snoozy and a little self-centered.

If we're going to be forced to endure more Kardashian invasion, let's at least bring in the players that entertain us. Even Kourtney's struggling to keep our attention this go-round, and giving Scott more airtime isn't helping things.

It was much better when he tinkered around in the background. Remember season one of Keeping Up With The Kardashians? He was just Kourtney's younger boyfriend, sometimes around for tapings, but oftentimes on the other coast.

Let's revisit that formula, because it worked well for everyone.

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When does the brother of a comedian, dryly reading lyrics from a newly-released track, actually sound better than the track itself?

When the artist of the single in question is Kim Kardashian.

On an episode of her E! talk show this week, Chelsea Handler took at aim an easy target and hit a humorous bulls-eye. She called out her brother to recite such gems from Kim's "Jam (Turn It Up)" as how the star is "feeling so good," and "feeling so right" and, of course, "feeling so great."

Could this be done with almost any top 40 pop song? Probably. But that doesn't make the clip any less funny...

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Boning. That's why Kim Kardashian is famous. Ray J tagging it on tape.

While she's no amateur porn star (there's still time) Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is "famous" for similar reasons. Getting naked and ending up with a kid.

So you really have to wonder if there's ever been a klearer kase of the pot kalling the kettle black when Jenelle rips Kim's krappy new song on Twitter:

"Kim Kardashian .. dude that song sucks u made lol sorry to say makes me think even more to myself, why r u famous again?" Lmao. Valid point, but ...

WHY R U FAMOUS? For Jenelle and Kim, these pics answer that.

It's possible that Jenelle's kriticism was rooted in Kim's recent komments about Teen Mom. The ho-cialite encouraged girls not to look up to MTV stars.

Jenelle seems to agree with Kim, though. Her recent Us Weekly cover story bore the headline "I'm Not Ready to Be a Mom." Not a huge glamorization.

Also, Evans apparently doesn't mind other members of the Kardashian krew.

The mother of Jace recently Tweeted to Kim's younger sibling: "@KhloeKardashian lol u make me laugh u tweet like every 2 mins it's crazy."

So we think we've got Jenelle figured out. In summation, Khloe and Lamar promo plus Tweeting equals comedy. Kim Kardashian singing equals STFU!

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Kim Kardashian has never been a drinker. She's told us that numerous times in interviews.

But, come on, did you really think that would stop her from shilling for Midori?!?

The reality star and her impressive cleavage anchor a new ad campaign for that liquor brand, as Kim expresses her affection for a drink known as the "Super Sour" in the following video.

Midori Ad
  • For Midori
  • Kardashian in Green
  • Shilling for Midori

We'd make fun of Kim, but as long as she isn't singing...

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Last week Ryan Seacrest debuted Kim Kardashian's new single, "Jam (Turn It Up)" on his KIIS-FM radio show, and last night we had the pleasure of watching it come together on Kourtney & Kim Take New York

It's splendid that The-Dream had a vision and wanted to "try it out," but next time try it out on someone you've heard sing well. Grab a kid from 'Glee,' or browse the posts on YouTube. There has to be someone out there better suited to sing "Jam (Turn It Up)" than Kim-unless you're going for that auto tone feel.

If that's the case, then a job well done (auto tone is hip right now - they used it at the Oscars).

Kim's been everywhere lately (and at almost every awards show, which befuddled even her biggest fans), so it was only a matter of time before she was presented with the option to sing a song. Paris Hilton did it, and she enjoyed moderate success for a short time. So let's try it out on her protege.

We were witness to the moment the idea was born, and wanted to pull Ciara's hair for even mentioning it over lunch. Don't shoot the messenger, you say?

Fine, we'll just lock Ciara and The-Dream up with a raw track of Kim's voice until they admit it was a poor idea.

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Kim Kardashian kannot sing.

She also looks stupid with her hair in braids.

Kim in Green

But one good thing has finally come out of this professional red carpet poser filming a music video: Kim has released a new set of photos from the set, and they remind us why she's famous in the first place. To wit:

Kardashian blogs that more pictures from the video are coming soon and let's all hope they continue to depict this busty brunette in very little clothing. Otherwise, seriously, what's the point of this music career?!?

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