by Hilton Hater at

Here is how much the impending divorce hearing between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries means to the money-hungry reality star:

She will not be present for its opening day.

Because she has to shill for some perfume in New York.

Kim Kardashian Goes Dark

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A new report confirms what we've suspected all along: Kim Kardashian cannot get enough balls.

Fried rice balls, that is, as the latest In Touch Weekly claims the pregnant reality star has been dumped by Kanye West because she cannot... stop... eating.

Kim Kardashian Dumped?!?

On March 17, a patron at South City Kitchen in Atlanta says Kim chowed down greasy chicken and waffles, along with smashed bliss potatoes, collard greens and mac and cheese.

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This seems all too appropriate, doesn't it?

Anonymous sources have confirmed to THG that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will name their impending child Kash, whether it's a boy or a girl.

Kim Kardashian Pregnancy Style

"They were never serious about North," an insider tells us, referring to a previously rumored moniker for the couple's first child, due this summer.

"But they understand the irony behind 'Kash' and simply can't resist."

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by Free Britney at

The family that stays together impregnates together.

Could Kourtney Kardashian end up carrying sister Khloe's baby? And how does Kourtney really feel about Scott's partying (not to mention gator killing)?

What atrocious fashion is Kim Kardashian wearing this week?

Find out in our recap of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami!

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  • Lamar and Khloe Kardashian-Odom

Kourtney, naturally, is well aware of Khloe's fertility struggles.

She naturally suggests that she be Khloe's surrogate ... since she has no problem getting preg via Scott Disick (or Michael Girgenti for that matter).

Plus 250 for that scandal BTW.

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Helena Christensen is standing up for Kim Kardashian... by slamming down those who have taken the pregnant reality star to task for her weight.

"It is disgusting and despicable the way that certain media constantly harass the pregnant Kim Kardashian," Christensen writes in a Huffington Post letter. "

It's enough that they persistently project a negative focus on women's physical shapes; but a public bullying and attacking of a pregnant woman because of her growing shape is just lower than low."

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  • Kim Kardashian Pregnancy Body

Christensen, a former Victoria's Secret Angel, knows all about having her body picked apart.

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by Justin Dweeber at

Oh, Tyler Perry's Temptation, where to begin? You were written in a single night, right? On Red Bulls and Adderall? Or during a fever dream with not just a Telenovela, but the worst Telenovela - whatever that would be - playing on double-speed in the background?

Please tell me I’m getting close.

Temptation Poster

That Temptation was made is confounding. That it was made by one of the most successful and recognizable filmmakers alive is terrifying.

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by Hilton Hater at

In the new issue of In Touch Weekly, Michael Girgenti claims he slept with Kourtney Kardashian about nine months before her son was born and he therefore may be the father of Mason Dash Disick.

Incredibly, however, this is NOT the craziest Kardashian-related tabloid story of the day!

Kim Kardashian: Fake Pregnancy?!?

The National Enquirer screams on its latest cover that Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy because her "baby bump seems to change size and position… as she travels around the country."

Why would Kim possibly conduct such a hoax? Straight cash, of course.

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Kim Kardashian is ignoring the haters and focusing on the lover.

In a new interview with E! News, Kim addresses the recent tabloid covers that scream about her weight gain, but says she doesn't care because there's only one person whose opinion she values.

Kim Kardashian Pregnancy Fashion

"[Kanye] loves it and just embraces it," Kardashian says of her expanding figure. "And he's helped me to really feel sexy and embrace it."

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by Free Britney at

Ford has pulled an ad in India featuring fallen reality star Paris Hilton driving a car with Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian bound and gagged in the back.

Paris Hilton Kardashians Ford Ad

The drawing featuring the reality TV show rivals was created by JWT India, the agency that produces ad campaigns for Ford Figo in that country.

Tagline: “Leave your worries behind with Figo’s extra large boot.”

That presumably means trunk, not Kim's globally famous booty.

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