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Below is an image we came across from one of the many weddings held by Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock. They look happy, and we are happy for them. But there is no way this is going to last. Come on. The only two questions we have:

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  1. When is this blissful union officially coming apart? (this scribe has March 2007 in the Gossip's office pool)
  2. What is that guy in the top left of the picture looking at? Creep!

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THIS is the way to ensure a long-lasting marriage: do it many, many times. The wedding ceremony, that is.

Kid Rock And Pamela Anderson Photo

Pamela Anderson confirmed Wednesday she's ready to tie the knot with Kid Rock finally in France. And California. And Michigan. And Tennessee. Maybe Delaware.

"I'm going to get married a few times this month to the same guy," said the buxom-laden actress, who wore a white veil pulled-back from her face during a news conference about her new online poker site, PamelaPoker.com.

No, no, not poke her. Poker. Come on, guys.

Anderson's nuptials to Kid Rock, whose real name is Bob Ritchie (haha!), will take place near St. Tropez, France. They are reportedly planned for Saturday. From there, who knows ...

"We had to do Malibu, we've got to do Detroit, and we've got to do Nashville," she said.

She offered no other details on the ceremonies - and The Gossip assumes Pam was referring to cities just now, not names of friendly strippers.

When it comes to dealing with jitters before the big day(s), Anderson replied: "I have two words for you: champagne." We wonder if Jennifer Aniston is taking the same approach for her engagement with Vince Vaughn.

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The Gossip can only pray it receives this sort of celebration for its birthday.

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  • Lindsay on the Mend?

As David Spade turned 42 this week, apparently a romance with way-out-of-his-league beauty, Heather Locklear, was not a nice enough gift. Instead, friends Lindsay Lohan and Kid Rock joined Spade on stage for a few karaoke numbers.

The song the trio butcherd? "American Woman," perhaps meant as a tribute to Rock's (or would that be Kid's?) new fiance, Pamela Anderson.

Lohan, who brought beau Harry Morton, also joined Rock's sister for a rendition of "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson. Whether or not Lindsay meant this as an ode to rival Paris Hilton, we may never know. But at the event, the actress could now breathe for the first time - yeah, yeah! - without that skinny blonde staring over her shoulder.

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Pamela Anderson is getting married.

No, really!

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We've heard it from the horse's mouth. Well, okay. Not exactly. But it's on her website, pamelaanderson.com, for all the world to see. It turns out that the bombshell Baywatch babe has been hitting it off with on-again, off-again fiancee, Kid Rock, whose name is really Bob Ritchie, and who is actually from a middle class family (not a trailer park). The two plan to marry July 29!

"They've been close for a very long time and decided that now is the right time to take the next step," Pam's rep confirmed to Us Weekly. "They couldn't be happier about their future together."

Here's Pam's diary entry, which you can peep using the link above:

Yes. I'm finally getting remarried... it's been a whirlwind... spontaneous but well thought through. Feels like I've been stuck in a time warp. Not able to let go of MY family picture... it's been sad and lonely and frustrating... I've raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle. Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I'd wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing. I'm moving on... I feel like I'm finally free... I'm in love. I'm happy... I see the light... sounds dramatic but it's true... I know some women can relate to this... My children are getting older. They know the truth and they are strong, smart kids. They love their Dad. They love their new Step Dad who they've known for years... time will pass. Wounds will heal. Some people may never grow up. Actions speak louder than words... watch!

Yes. If there one thing we've learned from Pamela Anderson, it's that she does love using ellipses in her diary. If there's one more thing we've learned from Pamela Anderson, it's that actions do indeed speak louder than words. Particularly when said actions involve gratuitous sex on film. But no matter. The Gossip would like to take this opportunity congratulate Pam on her upcoming wedding and subsequent annulment. You guys are so sweet together!