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Kim Kardashian has shaken off the flour and put on the bikini.

Earlier today, Bruno Schiavi - the co-creator of the Kardashian Kollection Swimwear line; i.e. the man who actually did all the work while Kim, Khloe and Kourtney stood on various red carpets around the country - posted a photo to Facebook of these stars in designers bathing suits, adding the caption:

”First look at our new Kardashian Kollection Swimwear campaign! The girls look incredible!!!!!”

Kardashian Kollection Swimwear Pics

The beach and pool attire will be available at Sears for anyone who, for reasons that defy comprehension, wish to resemble one of the Kardashians.

And, of course, the image got us thinking: Which of these sisters would you prefer to get your Ray J on with? Vote now:

 

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The Kardashian Kollection is koming to Sears. And, no, the klothing line will not include any white hoods.

Khloe, Kim and Kourtney find themselves in trouble today after releasing a statement on behalf of their upcoming fashion brand that reads: Join the stylish Kardashian klan on September 6th at the private studio of the legendary photographer Annie Leibovitz for an exclusive preview of their fabulous new fashion Kollection for Sears.

The Kardashian Klan? Brought to you by KKK? We wonder why anyone would be offended by such an announcement.

  • Kardashians in Lingerie
  • Kardashian Kollection Ad Campaign

The sisters likely had as little to do with the wording of this statement as they do with the actual line, but still. They're idiots.

But they are sort of hot. And they're posing above in lingerie. Study the photo and decide: Which sibling would you rather...

 

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We've seen Kim Kardashian nude in Playboy.

Will her sister soon follow (birthday) suit?

"I like doing things for a reason, and not just because someone gave me a big check," Khloé told E! this week when asked about baring it all. "So I personally will say, not right now, but I can't say never."

It's hard to figure out why anyone would pose for Playboy for any reason other than to receive a big check, but let's move on.

Remember, Khloe did get naked in a PETA ad late last year. She says she lost 20 pounds for that campaign. How so?

"I've changed my eating," she said. "Eating is my hardest problem. I need sweets. That's my major problem. And I've been killing myself at the gym."

The slimmed-down star will have a chance to show off the new body in her upcoming, sisterly reality show, Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami.

"I actually was in a bikini on camera!" she said. "I've never done that and I wouldn't have ever thought to do that. And I have to admit, I was still insecure... I've just got to tone up more, but I never would have done that before - ever. I would rather have died."

You can see Khloe alongside a bikini-clad Kourtney below. Take a close look and then answer the poll question that follows...

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Which sister would you prefer to sleep with?