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It's been a krazy kouple weeks for the Kardashians.

Did you hear that Kourtney Kardashian got dumped in the delivery room, despite now having yet given birth to her third child?

Or that Kim Kardashian was betrayed by her siblings? And that she's also pregnant again? And that she's been let go as a wife by Kanye West?!?

These stories would vary from interesting to shocking to emotional to dramatic... if they were remotely true.

But because Kim Kardashian and her family don't actually do anything in order to be famous (no, taking Instagram selfies doesn't count; or, sadly, maybe it does in this day and age), supermarket tabloids must make stuff up about them in order to move copy.

And make stuff up they sure do! From plastic surgery rumors to baby and cheating chatter, here's a run down off 55 recent cover stories that are hilariously untrue:

Kim Kardashian Butt Problems
Oh no! Kim Kardashian's butt won't stop growing! What will the reality star do?

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According to the latest issue of Life & Style...

... Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are getting married.

... Mariah Carey is an emotional mess.

... and Kim Kardashian has gotten the boot from her family!

Kardashian Drama!

It’s unclear what happened, but some kind of “ultimate betrayal” has torn Kim apart from Kourtney and Khloe, according to the editors at Life & Style, that is.

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Khloe Kardashian was recently spotted with a French Montana-inspired necklace around her neck.

But if you think that's a sign that this couple is serious, consider the following:

Khloe is gonna have A BABY WITH NEW MAN. You know, according to the latest issue of Life & Syle and all...

Khloe Kardashian Baby News!!!

"A baby is part of the imminent equation for the hot-and-heavy twosome,” claims a source in language people totally use.

So, no, the tabloid at least isn't alleging that Kardashian is pregnant at the moment; just reiterating a fact that has been beaten to death over the years: she'd really like to be a mom.

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Say it ain't so, Star Magazine!

According to the latest issue of this supermarket tabloid, Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 may mark the end of this reality series because Kim is "pulling the plug."

An anonymous insider tells Star that Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian had a “vicious fight” while filming the series in Miami on March 11, one that culminated with Kim referring to her siblings “idiots."

She added: You would be nothing without me.

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Khloe Kardashian has not moved past her divorce.

The reality star recently said she is still working through her split from Lamar Odom.

So, to paraphrase one of our favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes... is she saying there's a chance?!?

"I want to make it work with Khloe," Odom admitted to In Touch Weekly while staying in New York recently.

Second Chance for Lamar?

But does Khloe want to make it work with her estranged husband?

Apparently, if you believe the giant tabloid headline above.

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It is totally on between Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian.

According to the latest issue of Life & Style, the former X Factor host now believes she's "hotter than Kim," is rocking her best body ever and is ready to move on from the worst year of her life.

Seriously, Kim, you never should have gone brunette.

Khloe: Hotter Than Kim?

Khloe was recently spotted in a white crop top similar to the one made famous by her sister awhile ago, fueling talk that she's directly trying to compete with Kim.

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The question was posed in early January:

Is Khloe Kardashian pregnant with Lamar Odom's baby?

And now Star Magazine alleges to have the answer: YES!

Khloe Kardashian Pregnancy Claim

According to the latest cover story of that tabloid, Khloe recently "learned she's pregnant" and - while she apparently "can't be sure" who the father is - one friend claims she and Odom have been meeting for "passionate lovemaking sessions."

That sounds hot.

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It's our favorite rumor on the Internet, and it's resurfaced once again thanks to In Touch Weekly:

Might O.J. Simpson be Khloe Kardashian's biological father?!?

This hilarious paternity question was first raised in January 2012 by The National Enquirer and now Simpson's manager, Norman Pardo, is telling In Touch that anything is possible.

The Juice totally could have knocked up Kris Jenner!

OJ as Khloe Kardashian's Father?

After all, Prado is certain Jenner "slept with" Simpson and says the truth is "going to come out sooner or later." And what truth is that, exactly?

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In the aftermath of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's engagement, Khloe Kardashian Tweeted that she was crying tears of joy over the good news.

But the latest issue of Life & Style claims this is only partially accurate: Yes, Khloe was crying over the development... though not because she was happy!

Khloe Kardashian: In Tears!

In light of Khloe's ongoing issues with husband Lamar Odom, an anonymous insider (who was totally not invented by the magazine) says Kim's engagement is "too much to bear” for her sibling, who’s “gone through the most traumatic year of her life as her marriage has crumbled.”

Is Khloe happy for Kim? Sure.

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Lamar Odom is reportedly determined to play for the Lakers again.

And also to make Khloe Kardashian's life miserable.

According to the latest OK! Weekly, Odom may be over the use of crack cocaine... but he's all about extortion these days. The tabloid claims Lamar is "demanding $50 million" from Khloe or he'll "ruin" her family.

How so?

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Khloe Kardashian Biography

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Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]
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