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Please accept our most heartfelt apologies, residents of The Hamptons.

Because Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian are coming your way.

E! announced today via depressing press release that Kourtney and Khloe Take The Hamptons will premiere in the fall of 2014.

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From the producers of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the series will focus on Kourtney, Khloe and Scott Disick “taking the city by storm,” according to the official synopsis.

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Khloe Kardashian is looking fierce in a new promotional photo for RuPaul's Drag Race.

And why is this reality star posing alongside Hollywood's most famous drag queen?

Because Khloe has been tapped as one of the show's upcoming guest judges, that's why.

Khloe Kardashian and RuPaul

"I've been a huge fan of RuPaul's Drag Race for years. Every episode is packed with glamour, beauty secrets and fashion – all things I love!" the sister of Kim Kardashian says in a statement, adding.

"It really was a dream come true to be a guest judge this season. My favorite part was working with RuPaul who is a legend and getting to know the contestants – they are all so talented. I am cheering for them all!" Indeed, Khloe guest-judges not one but two episodes!

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On Sunday night's installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the gang went on an extra special, totally relaxing, not at all staged family vacation.

Which of the girls almost pulled a no-show and why? Would Kris tell Bruce about Todd Waterman? What caused a big rift between Bruce and Scott?

Find out in THG's +/- Keeping Up recap!

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"This just doesn't feel right, like I'm sneaking around. And maybe the healthiest thing for me to do is just not see Todd." - Kris Jenner. Ya think? Plus 20.

"Ever since Kourtney got pregnant she's extra-indecisive, extra-hormonal and it's really frustrating." - Kim. Imagine how Scott feels, girlfriend. Minus 10.

At the speedway, Bruce introduces Scott as his "friend." Ouch! Plus 70.

Scott Disick is steamed and storms off, but sympathy is limited here. He may not be the worst guy in the world, but if you don't propose after that long ...

Khloe surprises the fam in the Dominican Republic early. Plus 5?

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Lamar Odom, Schlamar Odom. Khloe Kardashian doesn't need a man in order to anchor a reality show!

On the heels of Lamar & Khloe concluding after this season, multiple sources confirm that this sister remains in talks with E! for her very own series.

Khloe Kardashian, Yo!

“Khloe wants to develop a new reality show for E! as soon as Lamar gets picked up by a team and Kris Jenner is helping," a Kardashian insider tells Hollywood Life, adding that Odom is fine with that arrangement as long as he can get back into basketball shape without cameras around.

The source says there's pressure on Jenner to continue spinning off her children in order to fulfill the family's new $40 million contract.

TMZ confirms the chatter, meanwhile, quoting an E! mole who admits the network is in the "Khloe Kardashian business" and would be interested in a show featuring this sibling. But what might it be titled?

Naturally, we have some ideas. Vote on your favorite:

 

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Lamar Odom has succeeded where so many before him have failed: at standing up to Kris Jenner.

The Kardashian matriarch had reportedly been pressuring her son-in-law to give up professional basketball and dedicate himself fully to the life of a talentless, shameless hack reality TV star.

But TMZ now confirms Odom has gone in the opposite direction and will be concluding his series with wife Khloe Kardashian after this season in order to focus on his faltering NBA career.

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The heretofore solid sixth man was placed on the inactive list by the Dallas Mavericks a few weeks ago after failing to connect with teammates, showing general laziness and falling to career lows in points and rebounds.

He's now intent, though, on reviving his career, with insiders saying he'll reside full-time in Los Angeles and work out with personal trainers.

The most recent episode of Khloe & Lamar earned -65 points from our critic, as it focused on Khloe's family visiting the struggling couple in Dallas.

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On the season two premiere of Khloe & Lamar, viewers watched one Kardashian sibling grow frustrated by her man's lack of sexual desire, while another Kardashian sister got annoyed by that same man's inattentive friendship.

Read on for THG's recap of the episode, +/- style...

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We see shots of Kim Kardashian pretending to kry over Kris Humphries. MINUS 127.

Khloe refers to Lamar as "Lammie." MINUS 1.

Lamar laments Rob Kardashian moving out. He looks to be on the verge of tears. PLUS 7 for what appears to be a legitimate bromance.

Khloe installs her own sex swing, saying "this is like, so much work, to be a sexual person." It proceeds to collapse the moment she sits in it. PLUS 8 for Khloe's efforts, and PLUS 8 more for our avoidance of any fat jokes here.

Rob is mad at Lamar for not attending his Dancing with the Stars tapings. Lamar is mad at Rob for blowing off lunch with him and Khloe. MINUS 11 for this bromance turning into a romance.

"I haven't seen this many sex toys since college," says Lamar upon enterting Khloe's "Sex Chamber of Love." MINUS 17 for lying. The guy went to the University of Rhode Island, not Arizona State.

"Men get more hormonal periods than women do," Khloe says. MINUS 3 for using the word period.

"Even when I'm not there, he should know I'm still there. Sometimes, though, I think he wants me there in a physical sense." PLUS 4 for Lamar finally getting it.

MINUS 13 for Rob and Lamar's handshake.

MINUS 3 for Khloe and Lamar's wedding photo blanket.

Khloe realizes that what she has with Lamar is "pure" and doesn't have to always be based sex. PLUS 5 for coming to that realization and PLUS 4 for the episode ending with Lamar motor-boating his wide.

TOTAL: Minus 147

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The E! reality show circus is about to mess with Texas.

A couple months after Lamar Odom successfully lobbied for a trade, season two of Khloe & Lamar will premiere with a focus on the big move, as the couple heads from Los Angeles to Dallas, bringing Robert Kardashian along for some reason.

Will they find a new house in the area? How is Odom akin to a box of chocolate? What what hilarious show returns following this February 19 premiere? Watch the following promo for these answers and more!

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Oh, thank goodness. We'll be able to watch Khloe Kardashian talk about having children for at least two more seasons on E!.

Sources tell Rumor Fix that the network has picked up Khloe & Lamar - the reality show that focuses on the one Kardashian sister with a personality and her Los Angeles Lakers power forward of a husband - for seasons two and three.

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“Khloe is super excited to begin filming again," an insider says. "She wasn’t happy with the way some of the things turned out on last season and wants to make changes for the better for the second season."

What might that mean? Sources say season three might be filmed in Europe. With that in mind, allow us to say preemptively: we're really sorry, Europe.

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Forget Kris Jenner. Kourtney Kardashian defied God on multiple occasions this week.

It was a truly sacrilegious episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, reviewed below in our patented +/- format. Let's find out now what sort of score the installment earned, shall we?

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Lamar and Rob both say they'd do porn. NEGATIVE 5 to Khloe for referring to that as "bizarre." Isn't Kim's decision to do so the only reason this family has a reality show?

Kris says Scott and Kourtney should get married before having another kid because it's "more natural" that way. PLUS 3 for not Kris cracking up at the irony. How natural is it for one to say this about one's daughter to an E! camera?

Scott is talking to his therapist. On television. With his shirt unbuttoned half way. Exposing a wholly shaven chest. NEGATIVE 147.

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Kendall Jenner is only 15 years old.

The aspiring model's father reminded his step-daughter of this numerous times on last night's edition of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but it's hard to blame Kim for thinking otherwise. Remember this photo shoot?

Among other storylines on the latest episode of this dreadfully boring series: Lamar Odom flipped a mattress and Kris Jenner acted like a stalker. Catch up on all the (non) action below, via THG's patented Plus/Minus episode guide...

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During Khloe's acupuncture session (she's SO stressed, people!), Kim pricks her finger and says: "I just put it in me so hard." PLUS 3 for at least attempting a Ray J impression.

After Kris walks into his house, Scott says all he wants is a little privacy. MINUS 17 for saying this to a TV camera.

"I model because I'm more like a personality," says Kim while taking Kendall to NYC. MINUS 8 for her forgetting to add "a personality... that's less interesting than pocket lint."

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