by Tattle Taylor at . Comments

We're not exactly sure who decided to photoshop the teeth out of celebrity mouths or why, but this is a thing that exists on the Internet. For better or for worse.

The pictures are frightening and funny, sometimes simultaneously.

In some cases, it feels like we're getting a glimpse of what would happen if these celebrities had to age without the benefit of cosmetic dental implants to ensure their teeth are obnoxiously white while their skin shrivels and their hair fades to gray.

In others, well, we're horrified. You probably will be too.

So here's a look at what 19 celebrities would look like without teeth. Now if you'll excuse us we'll be brushing and flossing so this never, ever happens to us:

Anne Hathaway
Scale of 1 to OMG, Anne Hathaway with no teeth is OMGOMGOMG.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

On the most recent episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian couldn't stave off the waterworks any longer.

She burst into tears while admitting to sister Kourtney that she knew about Lamar Odom cheating on her for months, that she lied about it to everyone around her and that she couldn't pretend otherwise any longer.

It was very sad stuff.

But the Internet has turned it into very funny stuff, courtesy of numerous memes that stick Khloe's crying face into a series of famous movie scenes.

Toggle around below and laugh at Khloe blubbering her way through Titanic, The Lion King and other classic films:

Khloe and Leo
Don't give up, Khloe Kardashian. Don't you ever give up!

Remember: you can always watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online for a lot more from Khloe and kompany.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Thank you, Khloe Kardashian, for saying what we've all been thinking for years.

In a legitimately funny Chelsea Lately sketch Tuesday night, Khloe took mother Kris Jenner to talk show court and asked her a simple question:

Why do you like Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian better than me?

Complaining that she's always in "third place" when it comes to her mom's affections, Khloe delivers her lines very well and hilariously acknowledges that Kim is the "Golden Goose," she gets why that sex tape star would be first.

But Kourtney?!? Kourtney is like "watching paint dry," Khloe argues, an assertion with which Judge Handler agrees.

Watch the great segment below, but be warned: it does conclude with a Kris Jenner bikini picture:

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

D.J. Goodson is our new hero.

The Pennsylvania prison inmate has filed a lawsuit against Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian because he claims he was forced to watch episodes of their reality shows and the result was "extreme emotional distress." Dude, we know how you feel.

  • Khloe K. Photograph
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  • Cute Child, Annoying Mother

Khloe, Kim and Kourtney have no regard for their affect on inmates across the country.

In the lawsuit filed in federal court, Goodson went into detail about his scarring as a result of viewing the following Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami developments:

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Khloe Kardashian Biography

Kim and Khloe Kardashian Khloe Kardashian is only famous for being the sister of Kim Kardashian. She stars, along with the rest of this stupidly-named family, on... More »
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Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]
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