Khloe Kardashian Kourtney & Kim Take New York

Sunday on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian admitted she is not happy in her marriage to Kris Humphries, which happened a matter of weeks ago.

Who could have ever seen that revelation koming?

Meanwhile, Khloe and Kim resolved a fight that we barely even remember and Scott Disick looked like the most mature person on the show, which says a lot.

Find out in our weekly rekap, THG style!

Kim is back from Dubai and feeling confused about marriage. Plus 18 for feeling an actual human emotion, even though it's her own fault for being in this mess.

Moreover, "I just feel like I have so much going on that I have enough to deal with without having to revisit all of this Khloé drama." Minus 35 because we cannot even remember, much less care about her Khloe drama from weeks ago.

The producers even have Jonathan Cheban prompt Kim to talk about problems with Kris and Khloe. Plus 7 for the return of this mostly-fake friendship.

Kim lays it on the line: "We're fighting over nothing. If I said something that's offensive, I'm sorry. Accept the apology or don't." Take that bitch! Plus 9.

Scott tells Kim she's "a diva." LOL. Ya think? Plus 11.

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The second, scripted episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York aired last night on E!, and was most notable for the return of Khloe Kardashian, sage relationship kounselor.

It's all relative, of course, and kompared to Kim's bull$h!t marriage to Kris Humphries, and Kourt's ongoing problems with that douche Scott Disick, Khloe comes off like roses.

What advice did the visiting sister have for her siblings? THG breaks down Sunday evening's drama plus-minus style as we look for more signs of Kim's 72-day flame out:

That didn't take long. Learning that Kim and Kris haven't even lived together, she tells her to go to Minnesota to visit him. Good advice, even if it was a lost cause. Plus 10.

Khloe tells Kourt to dump Scott if the feelings aren't there. Normally, a no-brainer, but she gets a lot of mileage out of him getting her pregnant every few years. Wash.

Kourtney heads to Scott's parents' house in the Hamptons, not knowing if Scott is even gonna show up. We imagine the giant camera crew following him knows. Minus 15.

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It's the moment we've waited for this entire wash of a season: Khloe arrived.

However, we weren't given enough time with the married old gal to measure how much we've missed her. The producers thought it would be a great idea to devote half the 22 minutes to Scott, who had landed himself the May cover of Men's Fitness (whyyyy?).

The remainder focused on Kim's sour puss, a result of the lollipops-and-gummi bears relationship between her oldest and youngest sisters. This isn't a shock, as we've seen Kourtney and Khloe play odd-man-out with Kim for the past four years.

As one of three girls, I'll admit this happens from time to time. But it's clear that the producers were searching for a storyline and know how well Khloe and Kourtney's dynamic is received by the viewers. Tough break, Kimmy. Call up Kris.

She'll hang with you. Scott Disick would do it, but he's too busy dreaming of his Men's Fitness wardrobe. Gucci and Tom Ford and fast cars, oh my!

I spent the first ten minutes gagging thanks to Scott. He saunters into the suite and tells his beloved that Men's Fitness has selected him for their May cover.

Then the jabs begin (even more reason to love Kourtney): Scott doesn't work out, why would they pick him... that sort of thing.

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