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On the season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Khloe continued to struggle with her crumbling marriage to troubled husband Lamar Odom.

On top of Khloe Kardashian's plight, her brother Rob wrestled with depression and body issues and Kylie Jenner turned 16, which was like a massive deal.

Come along for THG's +/- KUWTK season finale recap!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick discuss Lamar Odom's flakiness of late, and start to get annoyed when plans with the couple seem in doubt again.

Imagine how Khloe feels right about now. Minus 600.

When the NBA star’s agent called looking for him, Kourtney got a better idea of what her sister has been dealing with. And it's far from good. Minus 400.

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This week's Keeping Up With the Kardashians was all about Kris Jenner's venture into the world of talk show hosting. In other words, it was not good.

As you likely recall, not even the birth of North West or the non-stop tabloid fascination with Kim Kardashian & Co. could save this unmitigated disaster.

Still, it was time to watch it unfold with the benefit (?) of hindsight.

Check out our Keeping Up With the Kardashians recap below!

Kathie Lee Gifford sighting? Minus 100 right off the bat.

Fortunately, we all know Kris' dream will be short-lived, so that makes it a little easier to stomach what she's trying to do, knowing that she fails at something.

We don't wish failure or unhappiness upon anyone, for the record, but when it's Kris trying to squeeze Kim Kardashian and siblings dry? We're okay with it.

Plus 400 for knowing right off the bat that this tanks.

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Kim Kardashian welcome to North West on Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but those looking for an all-access ticket to her birth were let down.

To be sure, a great deal of drama surrounded Kim’s delivery as the reality star gave birth five weeks early after finding out she was suffering from toxemia.

“Basically, I have to deliver the baby right now,” said a surprisingly calm Kim to Khloe, though momager Kris freaked. How did it all play out on TV and life?

Check out our Keeping Up With the Kardashians recap below!

Weirdly, or maybe not weirdly considering who we're dealing with, it was Kris Jenner who gave the green light for the girls to go to the hospital. Minus 100.

There, Khloe filmed Kim on her phone. “I’m excited to meet you,” Kim said to her future offspring, noting that “daddy” Kanye West was on his way.

Unlike Kourtney Kardashian pulling out her baby in all its glory, there was zero footage of Kim. They cut to Khloe telling Bruce that the baby arrived.

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Kim Kardashian fans, or people who know who Kim Kardashian is, are well aware of how this saga ended, but it will play out on TV at last next weekend.

E! audiences will get to see how the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star ended up rushed to the hospital to delivery of baby North West on June 15.

Check out the promo for next Sunday's (October 27) installment below:

The new mother, who turns 33 today, is heard panicking and telling younger sister Khloe that her baby was coming much earlier than her July 14 due date.

"I have to deliver the baby right now!" Kim Kardashian said in the just-released preview, while Khloe and Kourtney support her as much as they can.

It's as serious and honest as it gets on this program, for sure.

We are told that she's "almost there" en route to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A., so it sure looks like we'll see the Chosen One's birth next weekend.

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Khloe Kardashian's now-infamous marital meltdown with Lamar Odom was teased during Sunday night's episode of E!'s Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

While she didn't delve into specifics, Khloe made it obvious - through her words and through omission - that his bizarre behavior was taking a major toll.

“Holy moly! There’s a lot of emotional issues Lamar has,” Khloe told Kylie Jenner. “I do want to help or cater to Lamar but also, there’s only so much anybody can take.”

Khloe then told the cameras head on, “Lamar is a very depressed person, which is sad but understandable for everything he’s been through in his life."

“I do love Lamar with every ounce of who I am," she went on, before the mother of all buts, "but it’s really scary when someone’s in such a deep low."

It's hard, she said, to "know they’re kind of relying on you to get them out and you’re trying and you’re trying and you’re trying and nothing’s really working.”

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Sunday on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we saw perhaps the first hints of Khloe's well-documented relationship problems looming on the horizon.

While in the past, Khloe has been open, honest and outgoing - whether you like it or not, she is who she is - this week she seemed extremely withdrawn.

Most likely because things with Lamar Odom are unraveling.

Let's get to that and more in THG's +/- KUWTK recap ...

Watching Khloe Kardashian struggle to maintain her privacy, which she is supposedly adamant about despite being who she is? A delicate balance.

Delicate and awkward.

One got the sense from watching this week that the mostly-staged show was trying to delve into Khloe's real problems and couldn't decide how.

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Last night on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which returned with little fanfare opposite the Breaking Bad finale and every other show, camel toe was the story.

Khloe Kardashian being the chief offender. Kourtney and Kim Kardashian called out their little sister for her constant wardrobe malfunction down under.

Let's get to that and more in THG's +/- recap!

Khloe on Keeping Up

Kourt reveals during a pajama party with friends that while all women have some issues with C-toe at times, Khloe's is out of control on a regular basis.

“We’ve all had our camel toe moments but Khloe lets the camel be shown,” Kourtney said, then gives her an apparatus to help hide it. Plus 150 for sisterly love.

“It is what it is. I have a big p--sy, I can’t control it,” Khloe said. Plus 150 for owning that p--sy. Minus 300 for Lamar ditching it for Polina Polonsky's "crack."

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a sex tape was the talk of the household ... and for once, it didn't involve the family member you think.

No Kim Kardashian sex tape to be seen here, fans.

Sadly. We're talking something not nearly as hot.

It was revealed that a Kris Jenner sex tape supposedly exists, which would be more mortifying if it weren't amusingly mocked by Kourt and company.

Meanwhile, Khloe Kardashian struggled with memory loss, while Kendall opted to spend more time with the Jenner side of the family, to Kris' consternation.

How did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Khloe’s alleged memory issues allegedly came to a head during a conversation with Kris and Kourtney, who say Khloe never remembers any details!

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the very first North West photo was revealed and Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom divorce rumors escalated.

Wait, that was real life. We forget that the show lags by a few months.

On the E! program, we saw (the producers pretend to have) Kim Kardashian hatch a plan to get back at her judgmental family by secretly feeding them placenta.

Meanwhile, Rob shocked everyone when the producers had him take up chainsaw art in Khloe's yard, and late night jokes began to bother someone.

Who was it? And how did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian, according to this week's script, was debating whether she should eat her own placenta when the baby arrives. As moms do sometimes.

Kourtney, of course, was all for it, saying she'd eat it too. Heck, she'd even have a third child just to eat placenta. Kourt is all over this kind of thing. Plus 100.

The rest of the family? Not so much. Minus 100.

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It's all about Kim Kardashian, morning, noon and night. We learned that last week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, not that it wasn't obvious prior to that.

Despite being the Golden Child (or Golden Ticket), even Kim can't help but feel a little washed up these days, pregnant and isolated and lonely and bored.

So she's obsessed with young Kyle Jenner. Naturally.

What contrived nonsense did this obsession spawn?

THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style below ...

These are actual Kim Kardashian quotes:

  • "I want Kylie to remember that I have cool style and cool taste."
  • "I just want to see what the young crowd is about."
  • "[Kylie Jenner] is the real deal."
  • "I just want to be cool again."

Yeah. Minus 7,000.

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