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Remember when Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian were proud of their curvy bodies? When they took pride in being role models for a somewhat larger segment of the population?

No? We can't blame you. It does seem like eons ago.

Following the disappointing lead of her sister - who continues to post bikini selfies online and brag about her weight loss - Khloe took to Instagram over the weekend and ran the following image.

She included with the shot a caption that reads:

"I love my waist trainer from @premadonna87!!!! Miss @blacchyna has me obsessed!!! Who doesn't love to feel tight and right?!? #whatsawaist #waistgang #Fitness #GetItRight.

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According to a pair of new reports, the Kardashians are facing kontrasting konundrums.

First, Kim Kardashian's butt is simply out of control, with In Touch Weekly alleging the reality star can't stop eating.

Now, according to a new report out of England, friends are worried about Khloe Kardashian because she's down to 400 calories per day.

Even Rachel Frederickson is aghast over that figure.

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Last night's offering of Keeping Up With the Kardashians continued the now-familiar storyline of Bruce and Brody Jenner trying to repair their relationship.

Meanwhile, Kris Jenner and the girls battled allegations from Ellen Pearson, Robert Kardashian Sr.'s ex-wife, with emotions running high as always.

Perhaps most significantly, Rob Kardashian gaining 50 pounds carried the most weight Sunday ... pun intended. Come along for THG's official +/- recap!

Keeping Up Promo Pic

Rob Kardashian's weight loss became a major story last month. Now, we get to see the precursor - the gain, and the concern of his family members.

He'd put on 50 pounds, and felt he was "embarrassing to the family" after weighing in at 241 pounds with a 45-inch waist. Wow dude. Minus 241.

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With Kim Kardashian reportedly packing on anywhere from 10 to 200 pounds, the bang-able baton has officially been passed, according to Life & Style:

Khloe Kardashian is now the hottest sister in this family!

Khloe Cover

So screams that tabloid's latest cover, which is all about Khloe's weight loss and how she recently shed 25 pounds.

How has she done it?

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They did it, people. They really, truly did it.

Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian grace the latest cover of Life & Style, bragging about stunning weight losses: 40 pounds for Kourtney, 10 pounds for Khloe!

The secret to their success?

Make lots of money and don't hold down a real job, enabling them to hire personal trainers and chefs and constantly hit the gym. Easy advice to follow, folks!

Khloe and Kourtney Did It!

“I’m working out consistently, three to five days a week,” Khloé tells the magazine of her revolutinary system. “I’m not where I want to be… but it’s a lifestyle change."

But don't get the terrible X Factor host wrong, she's still a Food Fanatic.

"I’m just changing my diet slowly," she says. "If I do too much too soon...I know I’ll go back and binge eat - and cry."

According to a different tabloid report, Khloe may have another reason to shed tears soon: might she divorce Lamar Odom?!?

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It's not easy being the "biggest" Kardashian. Khloe says being compared to siblings Kim and Kourtney can take its toll on her self esteem. Wahhh!

In the new issue of Us, Khloe Kardashian pretends she feels fat and insecure next to her older sisters while all three laugh all the way to the bank.

"They are 5-foot and 5-foot-2, so I look massive," says the 5-10 Khloe. "Everyone expects me to be 9 feet tall and 200 pounds [when they meet me]."

Tortured For Her Weight!

Her mom, Kris Jenner, criticized her weight in an episode of Khloe and Lamar. No wonder she's "struggled with weight since she was 8," a family friend says.

"She was always taller and she had much broader shoulders than her petite sisters."

Classmates and her mom's friends noticed that Kourt and Kim were skinnier: "I had older women tell me, 'You should work out,'" Khloe says. "It got to me."

Honestly. Does she expect anyone to care or even believe she's serious? Sorry, but the only thing being TORTURED here is the people who read this.

Khloe looks great, frankly, and she knows it, too. She just needs to spare us the sob story, go sell some QuikTrim and swan dive into a pile of money.

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Earlier this month, rumors sprung up that Khloe Kardashian might be pregnant.

Not because anyone referred to her as fat. But because she wore an unusually flowing dress to a public event; because that's the route her sister took when she signed on for a spin-off; and because her siblings didn't flat out deny the chatter.

Naturally, though, Khloe has used this talk to once again whine about her weight, doing so in a video posted to her blog.

"I feel like no matter what I do, I never look good enough to everybody else," Kardashian says. "I think my weight is my biggest lifetime struggle. It's not the biggest thing in life, but it does get you down sometimes."

Fortunately, when these dour moods strike, Khloe can count the money she's made by posing for tabloid covers that hype up her awesome bikini body. So that helps a little.

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Yesterday, we spoke to celebrity trainer Nicky Holender. He made it clear that famous people are easy to whip into shape because all are accustomed to hard work and ready for more of it when it comes to losing weight.

All except the Kardashians, that is.

These talentless, lazy sisters have a triple-pronged approach to weight loss:

  1. Take QuickTrim.
  2. Rely on airbrushing.
  3. Hire a publicist to line their pockets with magazine cover cash.

The tabloids eat it up because consumers, for reasons that defy comprehension, think that Kim Kardashian or anyone in her family has any clue at all about healthy living. Just this week alone, these two cover stories are available on newsstands:

  • QuickTrim Bodies
  • Diet Experts

What sage words does Kim offer about losing weight? She tells Life & Style that it's important to east breakfast. STOP THE PRESSES!

Of course, it also helps to helps to get Botox injections; and Kardashian also says she tries to get as much protein as possible throughout the day.

Cristiano Ronaldo can probably help Kim with that.

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Khloe Kardashian has found a way to keep her recent, ridiculous wedding in the news.

A few days after she walked down the aisle with Lamar Odom, Khloe paid a few people to insult her was faced with criticism about her Vera Wang gown-covered body. Said Janice Dickinson, someone even more desperate for attention than Kardashian:

Ricki Lake Weight Loss Photos

"There's no way she would become a fashion icon. Khloé looks like a heifer."

Added Spencer Pratt, hilariously: "Khloé still needs to work out more. I recommend she go to theheidimontagworkout.com so she can get fantastic curves like my wife's."

Browse through these Khloe Kardashian wedding photos and you tell us: is she overweight? Do you care one bit either way?

In response to these comments, Khloe told Life & Style that she's dropped from a size 10 to a size 6 and:

"Everyone criticizes me about my weight all the time. It's easy for me to be like some other girls in Hollywood - not eat and become anorexic - but thank goodness I am strong-willed and secure with myself... This is my body and I love it."

Kim Kardashian also supports her sister, saying last week:

"Khloé's in the best shape of her life, and millions of people would kill to look like her."

Damn right, Kim! Oh... wait. We thought you said millions of people would kill to never hear from your family again. Nevermind.

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This is disgraceful.

For years, Kim Kardashian took pride in her body, telling various celebrity gossip outlets that she was proud of her curves. She served as a great role model for women in this regard.

Kim Kardashian on Rodeo Drive

But then the folks at QuickTrim came calling and Kardashian chose the money over her fans. Kim and sister Khloe have been shilling for the product ever since, despite its unhealthy side effects and the unenviable message to young girls around the country that it sends.

In the latest issue of Life & Style, for instance, the siblings are totally photoshopped on grace the cover and pretend as though QuickTrim is the most magical weight loss system ever invented.

Says Khloé: It's always been hard to lose weight in general, and I'm still losing weight, but right now, I feel like I've lost all my fat and just want to tone up. It's really because of QuickTrim [a system of supplements customized for various fitness goals]. I've had weight battles my entire teenage and adult life, but this time when I tried losing it, the weight just fell off. It was easy.

Says Kim: I trained so hard for my fitness DVDs, Fit in Your Jeans by Friday, and I just needed an extra push. QuickTrim completely took it to this level.

Wow. It's almost like they're reading from a script.

A few notes:

  • QuickTrim is a cleansing system that forces one to essentially starve oneself, flushing one's body out in a manner that no doctor is his right mind would ever recommend;
  • Kim and Khloe are being paid a lot of money for this endorsement;
  • Get Thin Fast is grammatically incorrect, moronic editors at Life & Style. It should read: Get Thin Quickly... and Dangerously.

In the end, take Kim and Khloe's advice on pathetic ways to garner attention for yourself. Don't listen to a word they say about dieting.