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O.J. Simpson is almost definitely not the father of Khloe Kardashian.

But if you listen to the quotes invented by a source The National Enquirer made up in its controversial new cover story, you may begin to have some doubts. Simply put:

"O.J. told me Khloe's his child," this anonymous insider tells the tabloid. "It was the big secret that no one in the two families would discuss. And Robert admitted he and Kris were not having sex at the time Khloe was conceived. O.J. bragged about his sex life and many female conquests, which he said included some of his best friends' wives."

  • Khloe Kardashian in Vegas
  • It's The Juice!

It is true that Kris Jenner was friends with the accused murder, via her husband at the time, but their relationship was never the same after Nicole Brown Simpson was found dead in 1994. It's unclear why.

Adds this totally real source:

"He used to tell us way back - even before he and Nicole got divorced - that he had a love child with the wife of a wealthy family. But at the time of Khloe's birth, it would have been devastating for the news to come out that America's biggest sports hero had fathered a love child."

It's true. Thank goodness O.J. has kept his reputation intact since this time.

The Juice is currently in jail on an armed robbery conviction and is eligible for parole in 2017. We may need to wait until then for a definitive answer to the question of paternity.

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by Hilton Hater at

The latest issue of Star Magazine delivers a bombshell: Khloe Kardashian is not actually a Kardashian.

The tabloid first quotes Jan Ashley, who married Robert Kardashian after he split from Kris Jenner, and says simply: "Khloe is not his kid. He told me that after we got married."

Khloe Kardashian in Dallas

Ellen Kardashian (Robert's third wife) also alleges to the publication that Robert was open about Jenner's infidelity during their marriage - a fact the reality star cops to in her atrocious new memoir - and says Khloe herself brought up "all the time" how different she was from her siblings.

"She looked nothing like the rest," Ellen says. "She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn't look anything like the other three children."

It's worth noting that Ellen Kardashian filed for bankruptcy in 2010. Was she paid to make this admission? Probably. Could it still be valid? Yes.

Ellen concludes that Robert never asked for a DNA test because he accepted the "truth" about Khloe from the outset and, nevertheless, "loved her very much."

[Photo: WENN.com]

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by Hilton Hater at

Star Magazine has pulled off the impossible: coverage of the Kardashians than actually turns off this attention-crazed family.

The latest issue of the tabloid quotes Charles Kernaghan - the head of the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights - as saying the Kris Jenner-led clan employs youths in China to manufacture Kardashian merchandize in unsanitary warehouses.

An investigation has been launched into these "slave labor" like conditions - that reportedly include long work hours, meager wages and uncomfortable temperatures - but there's a  problem:

Kardashians Kover Story

Kernaghan says he was misquoted and tells TMZ there's no proof that the Kardashians are involved in any kind of sweatshop scandal. He's never even been to any of the factories in question.

In light of this admission, along with the magazine cover above, sources say the family is set to move forward with a libel lawsuit against Star. Lawyers believe the tabloid should have to pay for damage caused to the Kardashian brand's reputation and, trust us, we hate to agree with anything this family says or does.

But they may have a point here.

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by Free Britney at

The Kardashians stand accused of using "slave labor" and turning a blind eye to human rights atrocities to produce their multimillion dollar fashion lines.

A human rights group is investigating claims that workers in China - as young as 16 - work in squalor to manufacture merchandise for the famous family.

The labels in question: K-Dash by Kardashian (which Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are all involved with), the Kris Jenner Kollection and ShoeDazzle, according to Star.

Khloe Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian

The institute for Global Labour and Human Rights has in fact launched an investigation, amidst claims the Kardashians' products are inhumanely produced.

With factories reeking of stench from sewage and temperatures north of 100 degrees, an official from the group says conditions in the area are "horrific."

There are also claims the employees work up to 84 hours a week, earning $1 an hour ... while the Kardashians rake in approximately $65 million a year.

However, a leader of the human rights group quoted in the story implying the Kardashians use "slave labor" says the story is misleading in many ways.

Charles Kernaghan, Executive Director of the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights, says he told Star, "It was a wise idea to wait on the article."

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by Hilton Hater at

The Kardashians have kause for koncern.

Five weeks after they took their debit card off the market because it was associated with dangerously high fees, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Kris have been sued by The Revenue Resource Group, LLC. For $75 million.

The company claims these sisters breached their contract when they pulled out of the aforementioned deal. It's the biggest pulling out scandal Kim has been involved in since November 2007.

Many Kardashians

Following an announcement by the Attorney General of Connecticut, who said he'd consider an investigation into the MasterCard-approved debit card, the siblings dropped out of their deal.

But Revenue Resource Group says they signed a two-year contract and their public bashing of the product has affected the company's bottom line. RRG is seeking $75 million in damages.

Perhaps this will teach the family a lesson about attaching their name to any product that comes calling. But, somehow, we doubt it will.

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by Hilton Hater at

It's a rare day when THG sides with Gloria Allred.

But it's also a rare day when a celebrity compares being screened at the airport with being raped.

That's exactly what Khloe Kardashian did on Lopez Tonight, however, prompting the following response from the attention-loving lawyer:

Looking Miserable

“Rape is a crime of violence. I believe that the word should not be used loosely to describe security measures at airports or at any other place. 

"I think that many victims of sexual assault who have been the true victims of men who committed that violent crime against them and who have been forced to suffer the physical and emotional harm that results from that crime would be insulted that the term would be used in the way that Ms. Kardashian used it."

Do you agree with Allred's take? Did Khloe go too far in her comparison?

 

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Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian have been spotted together numerous times over the last few weeks, most recently at the opening for Dash NYC.

But beneath the red carpet smiles and plastic body parties, Life & Style has breaking, utterly contrived news for fans of thees siblings: they hate each other!!!

Down Under Kim

"When Khloé arrived in NYC, Kim wanted nothing more than for the three sisters to hit the town together and have fun," an insider tells the tabloid. "But Khloé said Kim was being a selfish bitch. Kim burst into tears and rushed out of the room."

Forget a pretend Kardashian split... Amber Portwood has three boyfriends AND a baby?!?

Indeed, while Kim claims to be content with her single life, such a contrast with her siblings has apparently created an opportunity for imaginary sources to give fake quotes a riff.

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by Free Britney at

These four troubled young women have more than just seductive celebrity mug shots in common - they actually served time for their DUI-related antics!

Granted, that meant sitting in a cell for an hour or two in some cases, creating huge spectacles and accomplishing little other than wasting taxpayer money.

But that's a topic for another time. Here are the now-infamous mug shots of Khloe Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton:

  • Khloe Kardashian Mug Shot
  • Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot: Reloaded!
  • Nicole Richie Mug Shot
  • Paris Hilton Mug Shot

Bonus points if you can match the amount of jail time served with the train wreck celebrity: 84 minutes, 22 days, 173 minutes, 82 minutes.

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Khloe Kardashian turned herself in to authorities earlier today.

Two hours and 53 minutes later, the L.A. County Sheriff's Department released the parole violator from prison.

Khloe Kardashian Mug Shot

How does this brief time in the clink compare to fellow celebrity inmates? Let's see...

  • Nicole Richie was locked up for 82 minutes;
  • Lindsay Lohan suffered for 84;
  • Paris Hilton was released after three days of a 45-day sentence.

A Sheriff's spokesperson said Khloe was set free because female inmates are eligible for early release due to overcrowding.

Hear that, Kim Kardashian? Your similarly-named sister will be joining you at Hyde in just a few minutes!

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