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She may be in the process of a divorce.

She may be dating someone unapproved by her family.

But Khloe Kardashian has a reason to celebrate today: she's 30 years old!!!

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star marks the milestone age while dating rapper French Montana, mostly against her the wishes of her family.

But do you think Khloe cares about that? No, she doesn't give a f-ck, people.

Khloe is also under fire for recently posing in a Native American headdress at her niece's birthday party, with many calling the celebrity out for being insensitive.

But, hey, today is not the time for criticism. It's a day for fans to submit their warmest wishes to Khloe on this most special occasion. Join us in doing so now.

Khloe Kardashian Green Screen Pic
Khloe Kardashian chills here in front of a green screen. She is now the big 3-0!!!

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This weekend may have belonged to Kim Kardashian.

But today was all about Scott Disick for many members of Reality TV's First Family... because the man who knocked up Kourtney Kardashian on two occasions is now 31 years old!

And Khloe Kardashian sent her best wishes to her "partner in crime" by posting the following photo of herself and Disick, using the pair's mug shots in a celebratory manner.

Khloe and Scott Mug Shots

"Happy birthday to my partner in crime @letthelordbewithyou I love you LD!!" Khloe wrote, completely oblivious to how WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE such a gesture actually is.

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Bruce Jenner turns 64 years old today.

And, although he's now separated from Kris Jenner, the First Family of Reality Television made a point of celebrating with its patriach last night.

Khloe Kardashian was especially open about the occasion, posting a silly photo (below) of herself at dinner with her siblings and Tweeting of Bruce:

"Such a fun early Birthday dinner for my Brucey. "I am so lucky!!! I was blessed with TWO phenomenal fathers!!! Family first."

Khloe Kardashian with a Mustache

Khloe later added a photo of a cake decorated with a golf ball and another with a helicopter and aded: "He deserves not one but TWO cakes. A few of his favorite things."

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Excuse us for one moment, Kim Kardashian. We'll get back to mocking your baby name soon and wondering whether you're really obsessed with losing weight.

But another member of your family deserves a few moments in the spotlight right now - because it's Khloe Kardashian's birthday!!!

Khloe Kardashian Odom Photograph

Yes, the awful ex-X Factor host turns 29 years old today.

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Khloe Kardashian turns 28 years old today, and the reality star has reportedly started the process of getting herself the most beautiful birthday present possible: a baby!

Yes, folks, Khloe has started fertility treatments, according to multiple reports.

Khloe Image

Aside from that major step, Khloe's life is relatively calm when compared to her sisters. She isn't dating the world's most famous rapper or battling with ex in court.

She isn't pregnant, nor is she dating Scott Disick, a man who constantly makes John Mayer look UN-douchebag-like.

Instead, Khloe just appears on her family's scripted reality show, poses on many red carpets and appears genuinely happy in her marriage to Lamar Odom. Those two certainly showed us!

So on a day where Ed Westwick turns 25 and Tobey Maguire 37, we choose to single out Khloe Kardashian for being the least irritating of all Kardashians. And we honor her with the following photo montage:

  • Kardashians in Underwear
  • Khloe Kardashian Promo Picture
  • Khloe Kardashian Cosmo Cover
  • Khloe Kardashian, Yo!
  • Kardashian Kollection Lingerie Ad
  • Shot of Khloe Kardashian
  • Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Topless
  • Not a Kardashian?!?
  • A Kiss from Khloe
  • Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian Together
  • Khloe Kardashian Us Weekly Cover
  • Khloe and Lamar on the Red Carpet
  • Kardashians in Lingerie
  • Kardashian Kollection Premiere Pic
  • Khloe Kardashian Lucky Cover

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Khloe Kardashian turns 27 years old today and we can think of numerous gifts the public might want to purchase for this reality star:

Talent, a personality, an iota of shame, some contribution to society that goes beyond Tweets, Facebook photos and constant complaints over her weight.

All of that may be asking too much, though, so perhaps readers should simply pool their money and buy Khloe a bra. Seriously, she needs one.

Hi, Khloe Kardashian

Among other famous birthdays today: Ed Westwick turns 24, Drake Bell turns 25 and Tobey Maguire turns 36.

But this post is all about Khloe. Send in your best wishes to her now and enjoy the following montage in her honor:

  • Kardashians Kover
  • Khlomar Action
Hiding A Bump?

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What do you get the woman that has already received the greatest gift she could ever ask for, endless media attention from a contrived marriage?

Such is the dilemma the THG staff faces today, as Khloe Kardashian turns 26 years old and the only present we can think of for her is a bikini wax appointment with an actual professional.

Perhaps we could also order a hit on Vanessa Bryant.

As we continue to rack our brains, we'll post a photo montage in honor of this talentless reality star and leave the floor open to readers: send in your birthday wishes to Khloe now!

Khloe Photograph
  • QuickTrim Bodies
  • Khloe on the Red Carpet
  • With Expensive Purse
  • Khloe, at Work
  • Nude for Dash
  • Khloe Kiss
  • Sell Outs