by Hilton Hater at

Thank. Goodness.

With the world holding its breath and wondering when the time would finally come, Life & Style finally reveals this week: Khloe Kardashian is back in a bikini!!!

Really! See for yourself:

Khloe Kardashian Bikini Cover

Visit our gallery of Khloe Kardashian bikini photos for more!

Khloe reportedly lost 30 pounds in order to get in beach shape, which ironic:

According to various other tabloids, sister Kim Kardashian can't stop putting on weight.

Perhaps someday these magazines will find something to write about - seriously, anything! - that does not involve the Kardashians and their weight.

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by Hilton Hater at

Good news, readers: you can soon be as fake as the Kardashians!

According to Women's Wear Daily, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney have teamed up with New Sunshine LLC to create their very own self-tanning line titled Kardashians Sun Kissed.

Kim, Khloe and Kim Kardashian

Ogle and vote: Which Kardashian sister would you rather... you know?

It will hit stores in April and be comprised of five items: a body exfoliator, a color maximizer, a… come on, do you really care?

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by Hilton Hater at

Kim Kardashian has shaken off the flour and put on the bikini.

Earlier today, Bruno Schiavi - the co-creator of the Kardashian Kollection Swimwear line; i.e. the man who actually did all the work while Kim, Khloe and Kourtney stood on various red carpets around the country - posted a photo to Facebook of these stars in designers bathing suits, adding the caption:

”First look at our new Kardashian Kollection Swimwear campaign! The girls look incredible!!!!!”

Kardashian Kollection Swimwear Pics

The beach and pool attire will be available at Sears for anyone who, for reasons that defy comprehension, wish to resemble one of the Kardashians.

And, of course, the image got us thinking: Which of these sisters would you prefer to get your Ray J on with? Vote now:

 

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