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Prepare yourselves for tragic news Khloe Kardashian, readers: you will never see her naked body on a billboard ever again.

The reality star announced on her blog yesterday that she was disassociating herself from PETA, following the reveal that the woman behind her sister's flour bombing last Thursday was Christina Cho, a well-known activist from that organization.

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“I’ve been a vocal supporter of PETA for a long time but I have also been very vocal about anti-bullying, so this was a huge disappointment for me," Khloe wrote.

"I am absolutely disgusted by their behavior. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and opinions - I personally don’t wear fur but that doesn’t mean I am going to force my views on anyone else, ESPECIALLY by violating them.

"I am a very proud sister right now, because Kim handled last week’s incident like a champ. She got cleaned up and was back out there in a matter of minutes. Go Kimmie!”

Khloe, of course, posed nude for PETA in December 2008. Millions of people agreed to stop wearing fur if she promised never to do so again.

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There was no shortage of issues on Khloe & Lamar last night.

While Lamar struggled to allow his father Joe back into his life, Malika Haqq wrestled with the idea of getting breast implants. What did she end up deciding?!?!

Khloe Kardashian, of course, was the sidekick in each of these plot lines, and ever so helpful. Come along for THG's recap of the Khloe & Lamar madhouse:

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Lamar's father Joe calls him and suggests they go on a trip together. Cute idea that Ryan Seacrest Productions came up with, but Lamar balks. Plus 13.

"My father was in and out of my life for a long period of time. He wants to go on vacation, but I've gotta draw the line." - Lamar. That line was crossed when you signed on for this show, man, but Minus only 7 because daddy issues are tough.

At dinner, Joe asks if Lamar has any bracelets he can have. Good ice-breaker. Minus 12.

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Turkey and Armenia have a strained relationship, dating back to the former's massacre of the Ottoman Armenian population between 1915 and 1917.

Why do we bring up such historical atrocities on a celebrity gossip site? Because Khloe Kardashian does so on this Sunday's installment of her painful reality show, reacting to the possibility of her husband playing overseas in Turkey with a phone call to her uncle.

Would it actually be permissible for someone of Armenian descent to live on that country? It's a complicated question, but Khloe can at least take solace in the fact that it was contrived for television: Lamar Odom was never considering such a career move.

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Khloe Kardashian was already annoying as hell with the baby talk thing.

Last night took it to a new level, though, as she full-on embarrassed her man at a photo shoot with her babying tendencies. Weak, girlfriend. Get it together.

Meanwhile, Rob Kardashian makes a big career decision, but K is not exactly supportive. Come along for THG's latest recap of the Khloe & Lamar madhouse:

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"I probably baby Lamar more than the average wife." - Khloe. Probably. Minus 10.

She annoyingly explains, "I don't have a baby right now. He is my child." Fail. Not everyone with no kids talks to grown ass men that way, so Minus 100.

When she calls the coordinator at his shoot to make sure he eats, Lamar says, "I'm a grown man, and it's just embarrassing." To say the least. Plus 20.

Later, Lamar handcuffs himself to Khloe, saying, "You play silly games with me, so I'm going to play silly games with you." Good one, writers. Plus 10.

Seriously. Last week it's insomnia, now baby talk. Is nothing sacred for Lamar anymore? The guy was sent to the D-league! Give him a break. Minus 40.

The two go to a meeting for their new fragrance still handcuffed. Plus 10.

Khloe babies him during the meeting, then the fight continues. Plus 10.

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We can now remove the question mark from this headline: Kim Kardashian HAS been sued for her support of QuickTrim.

TMZ has broken the news that Kim, Khloe and Kourtney are all on the hook for $5 million, as New York firm Bursor & Fisher is representing consumers who believe the sisters duped them into purchasing this weight loss supplement via advertisments and Tweets, such as the following from Kim in 2009:

"Our QuickTrim cleanse will be massive! Khloe has already lost so much weight."

Kim and Khloe QuickTrim Ad

The plaintiffs claim the Kardashians provided no evidence for their testimonials and purposely misled fans into believing this product - which is not approved by the FDA - was responsible for their revamped figures.

As we've said before, though: while the siblings deserve to pay for so shameless selling out - remember when Kim was proud of her curves? - do these folks really expect sympathy for basing their spending habits on something supported by Kim Kardashian?

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After a sex-swing filled season 2 premiere one week ago, the newest episode of Khloe & Lamar was more subdued, as the latter was literally losing sleep over the NBA lockout. This had widespread ramifications for the family.

Read on for THG's recap of the episode, +/- style...

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"I think it's because of the lockout," Lamar says. "Basketball's always been able to wear me down." Wonder if he blames his 8 PPG/5 RPG on the lockout too. Minus 29.

Lamar says he sometimes goes 2-3 DAYS without sleeping. Plus 19 for even being able to function as a human being, much less in an NBA game, if that's even half-true.

"Lamar has been keeping me up. It is so frustrating," Khloe whines. Minus 7.

Due to Lamar keeping Khloe up all night, she oversleeps and ends up being late to a photo shoot. Plus 10 for sparing us Khloe Kardashian pics for a few hours.

"You have not been able to get pregnant because of our guys' sleep schedule," Kim Kardashian says. "It's out of hand." As is Kim's entire existence. Minus 20.

The poster above says "Wherevear." Minus 40.

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Kim and Khloe Kardashian might need to pay up for selling out.

The sisters could soon be the subjects of a class action lawsuit due to their endorsement of QuickTrim, the non-FDA-approved weight loss supplement Kim and Khloe have been hawking since 2009.

Law firm Bursor & Fisher tells The New York Post it is preparing to file on behalf of a client because QuickTrim reportedly contains a high level of caffeine, an ingredient which is not an effective means for shedding unwanted pounds.

“My firm has been retained by an individual that purchased QuickTrim, and we are investigating the matter," a partner with the company tells the newspaper. "We have provided written notice of our client’s claims to the company and others involved in marketing QuickTrim."

The firm has sent an email to QuickTrim users asking if they want to join the suit and saying: “The active ingredient in QuickTrim weight loss products is a large dose of caffeine... The FDA has determined that caffeine is not safe or effective for weight loss.”

As much as we'd love to see Kim suffer for attaching her name to any product that comes calling, let's be honest:

If you actually purchased a cleanse based on Kim Kardashian saying she uses it, you deserve to stay up all night, wondering where you went wrong in life.

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On last night's season premiere of Khloe & Lamar, Khloe Kardashian went out of her way to spice up the couple's sex life, including the (failed) installation of a swing in her bedroom. (See below.)

But despite Lamar Odom's rejection of his wife's advances, Khloe made it clear to The Associated Press in an interview prior to the episode: "We're enjoying each other, we have a very active love life."

Phew. We can all rest a lot easier now.

Khloe also talked about Lamar's sudden trade to the Dallas Mavericks and how that will be handled on episodes to come.

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On the season two premiere of Khloe & Lamar, viewers watched one Kardashian sibling grow frustrated by her man's lack of sexual desire, while another Kardashian sister got annoyed by that same man's inattentive friendship.

Read on for THG's recap of the episode, +/- style...

Khloe & Lamar Promo Pic

We see shots of Kim Kardashian pretending to kry over Kris Humphries. MINUS 127.

Khloe refers to Lamar as "Lammie." MINUS 1.

Lamar laments Rob Kardashian moving out. He looks to be on the verge of tears. PLUS 7 for what appears to be a legitimate bromance.

Khloe installs her own sex swing, saying "this is like, so much work, to be a sexual person." It proceeds to collapse the moment she sits in it. PLUS 8 for Khloe's efforts, and PLUS 8 more for our avoidance of any fat jokes here.

Rob is mad at Lamar for not attending his Dancing with the Stars tapings. Lamar is mad at Rob for blowing off lunch with him and Khloe. MINUS 11 for this bromance turning into a romance.

"I haven't seen this many sex toys since college," says Lamar upon enterting Khloe's "Sex Chamber of Love." MINUS 17 for lying. The guy went to the University of Rhode Island, not Arizona State.

"Men get more hormonal periods than women do," Khloe says. MINUS 3 for using the word period.

"Even when I'm not there, he should know I'm still there. Sometimes, though, I think he wants me there in a physical sense." PLUS 4 for Lamar finally getting it.

MINUS 13 for Rob and Lamar's handshake.

MINUS 3 for Khloe and Lamar's wedding photo blanket.

Khloe realizes that what she has with Lamar is "pure" and doesn't have to always be based sex. PLUS 5 for coming to that realization and PLUS 4 for the episode ending with Lamar motor-boating his wide.

TOTAL: Minus 147

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Welcome to the 1st annual Tournament of THG: Couples Edition!

Having just crowned Demi Lovato as our most popular star, and with Valentine's Day right around the corner, it's time for you  to decide the most popular couple!

We have chosen 16 of our favorites for this tournament, but YOUR VOTES pick the winner! The concept is easy: Pick your favorite of the two pairs in each poll. Done.

First up? Our #1 seeds, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, against #16 seeds Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom! VOTE, then check out the full bracket below:

And the Winner is?

Which celebrity couple do you like better, Robsten or Khlomar? Cast your vote now in this first round matchup and help us crown THG's Top Celebrity Couple! View Poll »

Poll is now closed! Here are the results:

Rob & Kristen
65.5%

Khloe & Lamar
34.5%

Total Votes: 4151

One by one, we will post polls of these respective matchups, and then after each round, update the bracket as some couples advance, while others are eliminated.

It's easy, fun and all decided by YOU! Here's the Tournament of THG field:

Tournament of THG Couples Bracket

Khloe Kardashian Biography

Kim and Khloe Kardashian Khloe Kardashian is only famous for being the sister of Kim Kardashian. She stars, along with the rest of this stupidly-named family, on... More »
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Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]
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