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While Kourtney Kardashian continues to make headlines for having unprotected sex with her shady boyfriend, her sisters are causing quite a stir for announcing their plans to eventually pro-create, as well.

Kim Kardashian, for example, covers the latest issue of Life & Style merely because she expressed her desire to eventually have a family.

Now, Lamar Odom has stopped the presses by announcing his plans to have kids with wife Khloe Kardashian... someday. He told Us Weekly last night:

"That's what kings and queens are put on the earth for, to have offspring."

Makes perfect sense to us. Especially considering how positively happy this couple - sorry, Lamar, we mean these members of royalty - looks together:

Unhappy

Adding that he feels "blessed" to have married Kardashian, Odom said:

"My wife is a beautiful person and she looks alright, too! She looks beautiful. I'm lucky!"

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by Hilton Hater at

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian got married last month, in a beautiful ceremony that wasn't at all paid for by E! and staged for a reality show.

Making the event even more romantic was the rumor that it wasn't legally binding because the two sides were still hashing out the details of a pre-nuptial agreement.

Now, however, the totally smitten couple can sign on the dotted line of a marriage contract: TMZ reports a pre-nup has been worked out.

The site states the couple has orally (hehe, orally!) agreed to a deal. Odom's new $33 million contract is off the table, as he'll be able to claim all his assets as his own.

But the Lakers star will fund a joint account for the pair, and will provide Khloe with a static annual sum throughout the marriage; yes, this is essentially an allowance for his wife.

Odom will also purchase a house for the couple. The desperate pleas for attention and contrived photo ops for the pair? Khloe is in charge of those.

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by Hilton Hater at

Pay close attention, aspiring socialites: Khloe Kardashian is teaching a class on how to become rich and famous by not doing anything at all.

First, get married to someone else famous, even if you've only known him for a month.

Second, have the marriage filmed for your upcoming reality show.

Third, sell the wedding pics to a tabloid.

Crazy Couple

Fourth, draw attention to a celebrity gossip report, refute it and create new headlines by... doing nothing at all. Which was the initial goal, as outlined above.

Khloe practiced the art of the last point earlier today: apparently, Star magazine published a story that said her and Lamar Odom had split because he refused to give her a massage. Was anyone aware of this before Khloe pointed it out?

Would anyone take it seriously? Of course not.

But Khloe took to her blog today and shot down the report, thereby milking attention for it. She wrote:

"I seriously died when I read that! LOL. Star is known for doing evil, fake and RIDICULOUS stories about my family... [it is] becoming the Enquirer. Next thing you know they'll be saying that Kourtney is giving birth to a cat! LOL. All of their stories are absurd, but at least we get a good laugh from their lies."

Would anyone out there be surprised if Khloe's people planted this story, just to give her the platform to deny it? Neither would we.

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by Free Britney at

It's a style showdown featuring a gorgeous young actress and one of those krazy Kardashians who appears on the cover of every magazine for whatever reason.

Who's your money on?

Gossip Girl star Blake Lively got into character as Serena van der Woodsen in her Alexander Wang dress recently. As always, she makes it work. Salivatingly.

Meanwhile, newlywed Khloe Kardashian hit a party in L.A. in the very same draped purple mini. Who wore it better? Vote in the survey below and tell us ...

Blake Khloe

Who wore this dress better?

 

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by Hilton Hater at

Khloe Kardashian has found a way to keep her recent, ridiculous wedding in the news.

A few days after she walked down the aisle with Lamar Odom, Khloe paid a few people to insult her was faced with criticism about her Vera Wang gown-covered body. Said Janice Dickinson, someone even more desperate for attention than Kardashian:

Ricki Lake Weight Loss Photos

"There's no way she would become a fashion icon. Khloé looks like a heifer."

Added Spencer Pratt, hilariously: "Khloé still needs to work out more. I recommend she go to theheidimontagworkout.com so she can get fantastic curves like my wife's."

Browse through these Khloe Kardashian wedding photos and you tell us: is she overweight? Do you care one bit either way?

In response to these comments, Khloe told Life & Style that she's dropped from a size 10 to a size 6 and:

"Everyone criticizes me about my weight all the time. It's easy for me to be like some other girls in Hollywood - not eat and become anorexic - but thank goodness I am strong-willed and secure with myself... This is my body and I love it."

Kim Kardashian also supports her sister, saying last week:

"Khloé's in the best shape of her life, and millions of people would kill to look like her."

Damn right, Kim! Oh... wait. We thought you said millions of people would kill to never hear from your family again. Nevermind.

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by Free Britney at

The late September wedding of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom continues to pique celebrity gossip readers' interest. And make both of them a lot of money.

Last week, we took you inside the wedding of the reality star and NBA player. Now, more pictures of the magical ceremony and reception have been released.

Here's the bride and groom (who's reportedly still hammering out a prenup, as this wedding wasn't legal or anything, but rather just done for E!'s purposes):

Do you think Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom make a cute couple?

Not only does OK! have quality pics of the bride and groom, but shots of Kim and Kourtney helping Khloe get ready, toasting together, and much more.

Talk about a match made in heaven. Khloe, Kim, Kourtney and E! make such a perfect fit, we can't ever see them parting ways. Oops, we meant Lamar.

Click to enlarge more photos of Khloe and her man tying the knot with family on hand on a day only the celebrity gossip gods could have dreamed up ...

  • Preparing For the Show
  • Bridesmaid Kim Kardashian
  • Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian Picture
  • Khloe Kardashian the Bride
  • First Dance
  • Making it Sort of Official
  • Mr. and Mrs. Lamar Odom!
  • Khloe, Lamar and Bruce
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by Free Britney at

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are officially man and wife ... at least as far as the lavish ceremony and wedding pictures in magazines are concerned.

As far as the wedding being legally binding, however? That hasn't gone down yet. But Lamar has met with his lawyer to hash out a prenuptial agreement.

Odom went to the Beverly Hills law office of divorce-guru Neal Hersh last Friday to hash out terms. Odom's peeps say that "Lamar has a set of balls."

Translation: He's not giving Khloe half of anything.

According to reports, Lamar insists on a prenup that guarantees money and other assets he brings into the contrived marriage are solely his.

Taking it several steps beyond that, rumor has it that Lamar does not wish to give Khloe half of his (significant) earnings going forward, either.

Lamar signed a four-year, $33 million contract with the L.A. Lakers in July.

How will the baller's stance play with his fake bride Khloe Kardashian?

No clue, but we're sure we'll find out on a very special episode of Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami. We'll also learn what kravings Kourtney has this week.

How long will the marriage last?

 

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by Hilton Hater at

We love our job.

As one of the leading celebrity gossip sites on the Internet, you'll never hear The Hollywood Gossip complain about how fortunate we are to serve the public our take on the latest scandals, nude photos, relationships and more.

Sometimes, though, we cringe at the obligation to publish such craptastic stories as the contrived marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom.

Wedding Pic

To all those that somehow believe gay couples ruin the sanctity of marriage, what about this kind of nonsense? Where is the outrage over celebrities that use sacred vows as a means for publicity and money? It's something to think about.

With that out of our system, we're not proud to present a look at the recent wedding ceremony and reception.

Follow this article's jump to view clips of Khloe showing off her obnoxious ring and the couple pretending to tie the knot for any reason aside from reality show fodder.

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by Hilton Hater at

Kendall and Kylie Jenner can have an extra serving of dessert tonight.

The little sisters of Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian will likely be rewarded for their actions, as the young pair made their family very proud this week when they spoke to E! News.

Taking a page out of the Kardashian playbook - i.e. use any occasion to make headlines of any kind - Kendall spoke to the network about future nephews and nieces.

"I know Khloé has always wanted to have kids, because when me and Kylie were little, she would babysit us... I know she'll be a great mom."

Kendall and Kylie Jenner

Experts on love and child rearing, Kendall and Kylie Jenner are being indoctrinated into the world of entertainment news and gossip.

When asked for her take on the speed with which Khloe met and married Lamar Odom, 12-year old Kyle - yes, 12-year old Kylie! - said:

"You can't control love. They're in love with each other. I think they're a great couple. I think it's going to last their whole life."

The key to the relationship, Kylie added, was the cootie shot she gave her sister a few weeks ago.

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by Hilton Hater at

Khloe Kardashian married Lamar Odom in a lavish, made-for-television ceremony last weekend.

But you'd scarcely know that based on the latest issue of OK! Weekly, which paid approximately $300,000 for exclusive photos from the event.

On the cover, the smiling bride is front and center - but squint and look closely or you'll miss the beaming husband. Odom is overshadowed in the main picture by Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, a fact he'll have to adjust to every time a camera is around...

OK! Magazine Cover

Other details from the publicity-garnering wedding include:

  • Perrier-Jouët champagne was served;
  • Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds serenaded the couple with a rendition of “You Are So Beautiful;"
  • During her toast, Kris Jenner got choked up, saying, “Everyone knows I boohoo in public!”

Well, not everyone knows that. They will, however, when E! airs its Kardashian wedding special on November 8. Kill us now. Please.

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