David Letterman got to the bottom of Kim Kardashian's butt x-ray last night, as the talk show attempted to make Kim, Khloe and Kourtney appear interesting on The Late Show.

After Letterman displayed the ridiculous item, Khloe appeared to actually upset her sister by saying: "That's just fat. That's where all of her fat goes, just to her ass. That's it. It doesn't go anywhere else... it just sits and just goes right there. It's so frustrating. All she does it eat junk food and it goes to her booty."

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The Kardashian Kollection is koming to Sears. And, no, the klothing line will not include any white hoods.

Khloe, Kim and Kourtney find themselves in trouble today after releasing a statement on behalf of their upcoming fashion brand that reads: Join the stylish Kardashian klan on September 6th at the private studio of the legendary photographer Annie Leibovitz for an exclusive preview of their fabulous new fashion Kollection for Sears.

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Kim Kardashian has taken time out of exploiting her father's death for profit to hype a book she didn't write.

On November 1, the Kardashian sisters will come out with a novel titled "Dollhouse." It focuses on family living in the spotlight of fame and it's "based on our lives," Kim blogged this week. "But we've added a lot of crazy fictional twists and turns. You'll have to decide for yourself which story lines are true to life, and which ones we dreamed up."

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At last night's Teen Choice Awards, the Kardashians beat out such talented competitors as Snooki, Audrina Patridge and Laurieann Gibson for the title of Choice Female Reality/Variety Star.

It was a sad commentary on the state of teenagers in America, but also a telling one: voters essentially threw their hands in the air and admitted: These sisters are all the same! They have no distinct personalities of any kind, so why not give them an award meant to honor a singular individual?

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One thing has been made clear on Keeping Up with the Kardashians this season: Kris Jenner is a controlling, whining attention hog with a bladder problem.

She also enjoys butting into her children's personal lives, making her opinion clear on the state of their relationships and their uteruses. She admitted as much to Us Weekly yesterday.

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What are we doing, readers? Did we just spend a half hour of our lives watching Kris Jenner talk about her bladder and her vagina? Have we no dignity?!?

While I re-consider how I spend my free time, let's review the latest scripted episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, THG style!

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You've seen the engagement night photo. Now, readers, prepare yourselves for a look at Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian at their recent engagement party!!! OMG, we know.

Khloe posted the following photo on her blog today, taking credit for how "insane" it was to throw the shindig together with just three days' notice. What made her schedule so busy? Trying to find new ways to whine about her weight, we assume, while also memorizing next week's Keeping Up with the Kardashians script.

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Bruce Jenner did all he could to tune out his annoying family on Keeping Up with the Kardashians last night. He gets countless points for the attempt, but the clan as a whole lost a ton in this +/- review of its weekly, scripted shenanigans...

Kim asks Rob, in response to him having not seen Mason in awhile, "doesn't that hurt your soul?" She then sticks her chest out for a nice shot by the E! cameras. PLUS 7.

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On last Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner wouldn't stop harassing daughter Kourtney over her lack of desire to marry Scott Disick. She said God wanted them to tie the knot.

Well... we're not sure about The Big Guy's feelings on Kim's impending nuptials with Kris Humphries, but Khloe has spoken out and made it clear her mom is thrilled to finally have another wedding to plan.

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Forget Kris Jenner. Kourtney Kardashian defied God on multiple occasions this week.

It was a truly sacrilegious episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, reviewed below in our patented +/- format. Let's find out now what sort of score the installment earned, shall we?

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Khloe Kardashian turns 27 years old today and we can think of numerous gifts the public might want to purchase for this reality star:

Talent, a personality, an iota of shame, some contribution to society that goes beyond Tweets, Facebook photos and constant complaints over her weight.

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Khloe Kardashian Biography

Kim and Khloe Kardashian Khloe Kardashian is only famous for being the sister of Kim Kardashian. She stars, along with the rest of this stupidly-named family, on... More »
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Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]