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Hey, did you hear that Khloe Kardashian wants to have kids? It's true.

She's mentioned it a couple times. Once here... again here... and, oh, again over here.

However, because the world absolutely must know the state of Khloe's womb at all times, the reality star brought up the topic of pregnancy again this morning as a guest host of The Today Show.

Khloe Kardashian on Today

"It's so hard. I never knew about ovulation and the limited amount of time that you have to get pregnant," she said. "I never knew about that. No one ever taught me that."

Well, of course not. Instead of talking about what takes place on one's wedding night, your mother was busy explaining how a contrived marriage can bring in major buck.

"We would love to have kids," Khloe said of her and husband Lamar Odom. "[But] when you have schedules such as ours, it's really hard to hit that mark."

For the record: the NBA is currently enduring a lockout and Khloe doesn't have a job.

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The Kardashian sisters are as confused by this week's Dancing with the Stars results as we are by their fame.

After brother Rob Kardashian was ranked in the bottom three on Tuesday night - saved from elimination when fans voted off Metta Peace instead - the siblings took to Twitter and expressed their outrage.

"There is NO way Rob Kardashian was trending worldwide last night and in the bottom 3. Impossible!" Kourtney wrote. "HOW IS ELISABETTA SAFE?!??! HOW?! Seriously!!!"

Khloe Kardashian had the answer for her shocked sister, Tweeting: "Shows are rigged all the time."

Finally, Kim chimed in with an abuse of the English language: "Rob in the bottom three is impossible! He did soooo good!"

Allow THG three responses to these reactions:

  1. Kourtney, trending does not mean one is popular. Rob may have been trending because people were curious about the brother of the girl who got famous for having sex with Ray J on video.
  2. Khloe, the show might be rigged. Viewers also might dislike your talent-free family.
  3. Kim, unless you are referring to charity work Rob did during commercial breaks, one cannot do "good." One can only do "well."

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Being Mr. Kim Kardashian cannot be easy. Still, Kris Humphries had to know what he was getting into, right? Maybe not, if dueling tabloids are to be believed.

Sources say the baller hasn't exactly won over Kim's tight-knit family.

That's putting it midly. Dude reportedly ripped Kourtney Kardashian for being "slave" to son Mason, roughhouses Kim so hard that her sisters call him "this weird, big clumsy oaf" and "was being a dick" through much of their courtship.

  • Already Miserable
  • Defending Their Love

Married only one month, Kim is already forced to defend her love. Or just miserable, depending on which totally accurate supermarket gossip rag you pick up.

All of those quotes are courtesy of Us Weekly. Star, meanwhile, suggests that Kim isn't a big fan of Kris lately either, "fighting bitterly" with her new spouse.

Two major points of contention:

  1. Their life is completely, comically staged.
  2. Kris noticed.

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All three Kardashian sisters are feeling very Lucky this month.

The magazine has published three different covers of its November 2011 issue, each featuring a different, talent-free sibling from this money-hungry family. We can only imagine how this will stoke the rivalry that reportedly already exists between Khloe and Kim.

Actually, let's not imagine: stoke away, readers! Compare the sisters below and then cast a vote on your favorite look.

Fashion Face-Off!

Three Kardashian sisters. Three Lucky covers. One massive headache. Vote for the best look now! View Poll »

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It's hard to believe that anything involving the Kardashian family is not scripted ahead of time and approved by E!, but a source tells Us Weekly Khloe Kardashian truly is suffering from a problem:

She can't conceive.

"Khloe is having major problems getting pregnant," says a friend, who labels the issue as "very, very real" and adds: "It's not contrived for their reality show."

All Three Sisters

With Kim Kardashian now hitched to Kris Humphries, and already hinting about a baby, the insider adds that Khloe feels more pressure than ever before to cook Lamar Odom's bun inside her oven.

"If Kim were to get pregnant first, that would cause tension, because it would highlight Khloe's struggle," the pal says. "The competition has really got her depressed."

We're guessing an endorsement deal from a fertility drug company might cheer Khloe up, however.

Who do you think will have a baby first?

 

[Photo: WENN.com]

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David Letterman got to the bottom of Kim Kardashian's butt x-ray last night, as the talk show attempted to make Kim, Khloe and Kourtney appear interesting on The Late Show.

After Letterman displayed the ridiculous item, Khloe appeared to actually upset her sister by saying: "That's just fat. That's where all of her fat goes, just to her ass. That's it. It doesn't go anywhere else... it just sits and just goes right there. It's so frustrating. All she does it eat junk food and it goes to her booty."

Of course, Kim defended herself, referring to her grueling workouts and going on about how New York "kills" her due to its abundance of good food. Such as nuts on every corner. Yes, Kim Kardashian likes nuts. Go ahead and make your own joke here. We're too tired of these people to try...

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The Kardashian Kollection is koming to Sears. And, no, the klothing line will not include any white hoods.

Khloe, Kim and Kourtney find themselves in trouble today after releasing a statement on behalf of their upcoming fashion brand that reads: Join the stylish Kardashian klan on September 6th at the private studio of the legendary photographer Annie Leibovitz for an exclusive preview of their fabulous new fashion Kollection for Sears.

The Kardashian Klan? Brought to you by KKK? We wonder why anyone would be offended by such an announcement.

  • Kardashians in Lingerie
  • Kardashian Kollection Ad Campaign

The sisters likely had as little to do with the wording of this statement as they do with the actual line, but still. They're idiots.

But they are sort of hot. And they're posing above in lingerie. Study the photo and decide: Which sibling would you rather...

 

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Just days prior to the wedding of the millennium, Khloe Kardashian has some advice for Kim Kardashian: Take time to enjoy it.

No, not the money she'll earn from the E!-sponsored nuptials. Okay, that, too. But the special day she's about to share with Kris Humphries.

"At some point in your wedding, take your husband in a corner and just be quiet and look and enjoy the whole presence of it," Khloe told Us Weekly. "And just look and enjoy because it goes so fast... it's amazing."

  • Kardashian Kollection Premiere Pic
  • So Kute!

Khloe, of course, has been down the televised wedding path before. She got hitched to Lamar Odom in September 2009, with friends, family and tabloid cameramen standing by. She can't really offer advice to her sibling, though.

"No two relationships are the same," Khloe said. "Keep yours to yourself because everyone will have an opinion. They have no idea what goes on behind closed doors."

Too bad no such doors exist for Kim Kardashian.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Kim Kardashian has taken time out of exploiting her father's death for profit to hype a book she didn't write.

On November 1, the Kardashian sisters will come out with a novel titled "Dollhouse." It focuses on family living in the spotlight of fame and it's "based on our lives," Kim blogged this week. "But we've added a lot of crazy fictional twists and turns. You'll have to decide for yourself which story lines are true to life, and which ones we dreamed up."

  • Kardashian Novel
  • Kardashian Kollection Ad

The odds of any Kardashian writing a single word of the book, by the way, are about as high as Casey Anthony being named Mother of the Year.

Will you purchase Dollhouse?

 

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At last night's Teen Choice Awards, the Kardashians beat out such talented competitors as Snooki, Audrina Patridge and Laurieann Gibson for the title of Choice Female Reality/Variety Star.

It was a sad commentary on the state of teenagers in America, but also a telling one: voters essentially threw their hands in the air and admitted: These sisters are all the same! They have no distinct personalities of any kind, so why not give them an award meant to honor a singular individual?

Let's try to separate Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, though, shall we? Below, we've pitted the red carpet styles of these siblings against each other. Who looked best at the ceremony?

Fashion Face-Off!

It's a Kardashian konundrum! Choose now between Kim, Khloe and Kourtney on the red carpet of the Teen Choice Awards. View Poll »

Khloe Kardashian Biography

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Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]
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