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Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian krashed Saturday Night Live this week. Sort of.

As played by cast members Abby Elliott, Nasim Pedrad, and Vanessa Baye, the sisters appeared with Seth Myers on Weekend Update and explained what happened with their prepaid credit card debacle.

They also apologized for other canceled, family-sponsored products, such as the Kardashian birth control pill and temporary back tattoo. The funny segment, posted below, is a spot-on spoof, with one exception:

Where's the talk about rubbing mayo on your vagina?

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We understand that the body parts on Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian are pretty much all these professional celebrities have going for them.

Still, can someone tell these reality stars to stop talking about their vaginas in public?

Book Signing Photo

It was bad enough that we had to watch Kourtney give Khloe a bikini wax.

Then, last night, the sisters appeared on Conan and brought up a Twitter discussion two of them had about spreading mayonnaise on one's private region. Kim actually had to be the voice of reason and tell her siblings:

"Don't you guys realize that most of our fans are under the age 18 and you are bad influences on them? Talking about putting mayonnaise on your thing is not appropriate."

Below, watch the entire exchange, laugh at Conan's expression and shake your head over the state of a society that holds these women in such esteem.

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While almost everything written in Kardashian Konfidential is vapid nonsense, Khloe Kardashian actually does offer a useful story in the biography she penned with her sisters.

This reality star lost her virginity at the age of 14 to an older man, someone she often snuck out of the house to meet. Asked about that incident by panelists on The View yesterday, Khloe used her experience to try and help others.

"Looking back... I felt persuaded because he was older and I felt I wouldn't be accepted or cool or whatever."

And afterward?

"I felt so disgusted with myself," she said. "I stopped talking to him and actually didn't have sex for three years after that because I knew I was young and I knew I wasn't ready."

Does she have any advice for younger fans? "Don't let anyone pressure you, it's not worth it and how I felt afterwards."

  • The K Train
  • On The View
  • Sharing Their View

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The Kardashians have been ripping people off. No, we aren't referring to the fact that this family has managed to convince people to purchase its merchandise and waste hours of their lives following the exploits of utterly talentless individuals.

For now, at least, we're just talking about the credit card sponsored by Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.

Kredit Kard

Due to allegations of exorbitant, possibly illegal fees, the Kardashians have yanked their prepaid Mastercard off the market. The move is a response to the Attorney General of Connecticut actually opening up an investigation because the card might have been violating consumer protection laws.

Let's all give Sarah Palin a moment to Tweet about how the government should just leave us alone, dammit...

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Kritics of Kardashian Konfidential have understandably wondered:

What could Kourtney, Khloe and Kim possibly reveal in this "sisterhood autobiography?" The siblings blog about every aspect of their lives and let cameras film such intimate moments as a bikini wax.

Already Miserable

But we've (unfortunately) read the book and can state that it actually does contain a few juicy tidbits. Why should the public care about when Khloe lost her virginity? We have no idea. Still, it's one of several items we learned from the tome and report on below.

1. Khloe gave it up to an older man when she was 14. She used to steal Bruce Jenner's car and drive to secret sex sessions with this boyfriend, but tells readers NOT to be like her: "You should never, ever have sex when you're that young," her ghost writer she writes. "Feeling rushed and pressured and unsure should have been my clue that I wasn't ready to take that step."

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Happy Thanksgiving to all from The Hollywood Gossip!

What would this holiday be without family, food, football and reflection upon the things we appreciate most ... in the case of THG, that means some of the bird-brained celebs we've had the privilege of covering in the past year.

Without further ado, THG's Top 10 Turkeys of '10 ...

We may rename this the Spencer Pratt Thanksgiving Turkey Award.

10. Barack Obama. The good will and immense popularity enjoyed by the President at the start of his White House term eroded fast, leaving in its wake a deeply polarized electorate and a Congress destined for partisan gridlock.

9. Jake Pavelka. Lame stints on The Bachelorette, The Bachelor and DWTS were enough to overcook this turkey, but his televised breakup special with fake fiancee Vienna Girardi was the year's reality TV douchepocalypse.

8. The Kardashians. Sure, they're harmless, but there's so darn many of these girls. Mix in a hearty helping of Scott Disick and we're just burned out.

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Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian have been spotted together numerous times over the last few weeks, most recently at the opening for Dash NYC.

But beneath the red carpet smiles and plastic body parties, Life & Style has breaking, utterly contrived news for fans of thees siblings: they hate each other!!!

Down Under Kim

"When Khloé arrived in NYC, Kim wanted nothing more than for the three sisters to hit the town together and have fun," an insider tells the tabloid. "But Khloé said Kim was being a selfish bitch. Kim burst into tears and rushed out of the room."

Forget a pretend Kardashian split... Amber Portwood has three boyfriends AND a baby?!?

Indeed, while Kim claims to be content with her single life, such a contrast with her siblings has apparently created an opportunity for imaginary sources to give fake quotes a riff.

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Like Kim Kardashian in the presence of a professional athlete, Dash is now open for business in New York City.

Hollywood's least talented, most famous sisters attended a launch party for the east coast version of their fashion boutique last night, as Khloe Kardashian looked miserable in every red carpet photo and had the same reaction we did in the picture posted here: there must be something more interesting going on than this...

Uninteresting Event

Tweeted Kim after the event: "Can't believe we have officially opened up another Dash!"

The real question remains, however: after a THG underkover operation revealed that the store in Miami is rarely open and the sisters never work in it, will any of them grace Dash NYC with their presence ever again? Time, many tabloid covers, and form-fitting dresses will tell.

  • Welcome to Dash
  • Actually Not Mannequins
  • Looking Miserable
  • Greeting Consumers
  • Dash NYC Opening

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We really wish were were making this up, but: Mastercard is coming out with a prepaid, Kardashian-based credit card.

The item will be available to consumers on November 10 - and we'll just let Kim take it from here, as we must go purchase canned goods for the upcoming Apocalypse:

"I am so excited to reveal to you guys that Kourtney, Khloe and I have partnered with Mobile Resource Card to create our very own Kardashian Prepaid Mastercard," Kim blogged today.

Kim Fragrance Launch

Kontinued Kardashian:

"To me, the coolest thing about this prepaid card is that when you get the card you also get a Mobile Mone account for free and you can transfer your money between your accounts when you need it, using your phone. It’s like having an ATM in your phone, LOL. No one likes going to banks and ATMs and we’re constantly on our phones, so why not make it easy to manage your money from your mobile!?"

We don't have an answer for that, Kim. Or for what's become of society.

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Khloe Kardashian is the latest celebrity to post an anti-bullying PSA on YouTube, following in the inspirational footsteps of sister Kim (seen HERE) and Adam Lambert (seen HERE), among others.

In the following video, Khloe takes about 30 seconds to say no one should commit suicide. She then spends the next few minutes explaining why it took her so long to put the video up, rambling about how Perez Hilton has bullied her and how she's always been compared to her siblings. 

She spends a bit too long discussing issues that aren't remotely on par with what true victims deal with, but you have to applaud the sentiment...

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