by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Hey, did you hear? Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from Kris Humphries.

Following this truly unexpected turn of events, many involved parties have spoken out. Kim says the decision was difficult. Kris says he doesn't want to accept it. What about sisters Khloe and Kourtney?

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Via her official blog, an assistant for Kourtney simply writes: “Our sister is going through a difficult time but we’re a close family and are sticking together like always. Kim, we love you. We appreciate everyone’s kindness and support.”

Khloe, konversely, takes more of an issue with haters on the Internet. She Tweeted yesterday:

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Lock your doors, everyone. The Kardashians are koming for your kitchen!

As first reported by TMZ, the most polarizing family on the planet has filed paperwork with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to use the name "Kardashian Kollection Home" on its impending product line.

Khloe Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian

What does this mean, exactly? In the near future, expect to be bombarded with Tweets and Facebook messages about the family's new bath mats... hand towels... sheets.... picture frames... blinds... beer mugs and anything else they can slap their faces on.

This won't be the first time Kim has sold her body and entered America's home, of course. In 2007, she had sex with Ray J on video. She has since ridden the success of Ray J riding her straight to a multi-million dollar empire based on her mother's savvy and her assistant's use of social networking.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Oh, thank goodness. We'll be able to watch Khloe Kardashian talk about having children for at least two more seasons on E!.

Sources tell Rumor Fix that the network has picked up Khloe & Lamar - the reality show that focuses on the one Kardashian sister with a personality and her Los Angeles Lakers power forward of a husband - for seasons two and three.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Photograph

“Khloe is super excited to begin filming again," an insider says. "She wasn’t happy with the way some of the things turned out on last season and wants to make changes for the better for the second season."

What might that mean? Sources say season three might be filmed in Europe. With that in mind, allow us to say preemptively: we're really sorry, Europe.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Hey, did you hear that Khloe Kardashian wants to have kids? It's true.

She's mentioned it a couple times. Once here... again here... and, oh, again over here.

However, because the world absolutely must know the state of Khloe's womb at all times, the reality star brought up the topic of pregnancy again this morning as a guest host of The Today Show.

Khloe Kardashian on Today

"It's so hard. I never knew about ovulation and the limited amount of time that you have to get pregnant," she said. "I never knew about that. No one ever taught me that."

Well, of course not. Instead of talking about what takes place on one's wedding night, your mother was busy explaining how a contrived marriage can bring in major buck.

"We would love to have kids," Khloe said of her and husband Lamar Odom. "[But] when you have schedules such as ours, it's really hard to hit that mark."

For the record: the NBA is currently enduring a lockout and Khloe doesn't have a job.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

The Kardashian sisters are as confused by this week's Dancing with the Stars results as we are by their fame.

After brother Rob Kardashian was ranked in the bottom three on Tuesday night - saved from elimination when fans voted off Metta Peace instead - the siblings took to Twitter and expressed their outrage.

"There is NO way Rob Kardashian was trending worldwide last night and in the bottom 3. Impossible!" Kourtney wrote. "HOW IS ELISABETTA SAFE?!??! HOW?! Seriously!!!"

Khloe Kardashian had the answer for her shocked sister, Tweeting: "Shows are rigged all the time."

Finally, Kim chimed in with an abuse of the English language: "Rob in the bottom three is impossible! He did soooo good!"

Allow THG three responses to these reactions:

  1. Kourtney, trending does not mean one is popular. Rob may have been trending because people were curious about the brother of the girl who got famous for having sex with Ray J on video.
  2. Khloe, the show might be rigged. Viewers also might dislike your talent-free family.
  3. Kim, unless you are referring to charity work Rob did during commercial breaks, one cannot do "good." One can only do "well."

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Being Mr. Kim Kardashian cannot be easy. Still, Kris Humphries had to know what he was getting into, right? Maybe not, if dueling tabloids are to be believed.

Sources say the baller hasn't exactly won over Kim's tight-knit family.

That's putting it midly. Dude reportedly ripped Kourtney Kardashian for being "slave" to son Mason, roughhouses Kim so hard that her sisters call him "this weird, big clumsy oaf" and "was being a dick" through much of their courtship.

  • Already Miserable
  • Defending Their Love

Married only one month, Kim is already forced to defend her love. Or just miserable, depending on which totally accurate supermarket gossip rag you pick up.

All of those quotes are courtesy of Us Weekly. Star, meanwhile, suggests that Kim isn't a big fan of Kris lately either, "fighting bitterly" with her new spouse.

Two major points of contention:

  1. Their life is completely, comically staged.
  2. Kris noticed.

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All three Kardashian sisters are feeling very Lucky this month.

The magazine has published three different covers of its November 2011 issue, each featuring a different, talent-free sibling from this money-hungry family. We can only imagine how this will stoke the rivalry that reportedly already exists between Khloe and Kim.

Actually, let's not imagine: stoke away, readers! Compare the sisters below and then cast a vote on your favorite look.

Fashion Face-Off!

Three Kardashian sisters. Three Lucky covers. One massive headache. Vote for the best look now! View Poll »

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It's hard to believe that anything involving the Kardashian family is not scripted ahead of time and approved by E!, but a source tells Us Weekly Khloe Kardashian truly is suffering from a problem:

She can't conceive.

"Khloe is having major problems getting pregnant," says a friend, who labels the issue as "very, very real" and adds: "It's not contrived for their reality show."

All Three Sisters

With Kim Kardashian now hitched to Kris Humphries, and already hinting about a baby, the insider adds that Khloe feels more pressure than ever before to cook Lamar Odom's bun inside her oven.

"If Kim were to get pregnant first, that would cause tension, because it would highlight Khloe's struggle," the pal says. "The competition has really got her depressed."

We're guessing an endorsement deal from a fertility drug company might cheer Khloe up, however.

Who do you think will have a baby first?

 

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

David Letterman got to the bottom of Kim Kardashian's butt x-ray last night, as the talk show attempted to make Kim, Khloe and Kourtney appear interesting on The Late Show.

After Letterman displayed the ridiculous item, Khloe appeared to actually upset her sister by saying: "That's just fat. That's where all of her fat goes, just to her ass. That's it. It doesn't go anywhere else... it just sits and just goes right there. It's so frustrating. All she does it eat junk food and it goes to her booty."

Of course, Kim defended herself, referring to her grueling workouts and going on about how New York "kills" her due to its abundance of good food. Such as nuts on every corner. Yes, Kim Kardashian likes nuts. Go ahead and make your own joke here. We're too tired of these people to try...

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

The Kardashian Kollection is koming to Sears. And, no, the klothing line will not include any white hoods.

Khloe, Kim and Kourtney find themselves in trouble today after releasing a statement on behalf of their upcoming fashion brand that reads: Join the stylish Kardashian klan on September 6th at the private studio of the legendary photographer Annie Leibovitz for an exclusive preview of their fabulous new fashion Kollection for Sears.

The Kardashian Klan? Brought to you by KKK? We wonder why anyone would be offended by such an announcement.

  • Kardashians in Lingerie
  • Kardashian Kollection Ad Campaign

The sisters likely had as little to do with the wording of this statement as they do with the actual line, but still. They're idiots.

But they are sort of hot. And they're posing above in lingerie. Study the photo and decide: Which sibling would you rather...

 

Khloe Kardashian Biography

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Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]
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