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Nothing says Surprising Romantic Gesture like a proposal captured on reality TV camera.

In the latest trailer for season six of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we see drama unfold between Kourtney and Scott (he's drinking again?!?) and Kris/Bruce Jenner (she wants to change her last name?!?).

But the real, totally unplanned and unscripted excitement occurs at the very end of this preview. Listen closely and you'll hear Kris Humphries utter the four words that every attention-hungry, money-ravenous, talentless celebrity yearns to hear: Will you marry me?

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It's depressing but true: millions of people will be tuning in for the June 12 premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

But just to make sure the family is foremost on the minds of Internet users everywhere, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and kompany have released a viral video they made on vacation.

In it, every member of the Kardashian and Jenner clan jumps in to lip sync a snippet of Katy Perry's "ET." For what reason? Don't ask. Just be glad Kim isn't using her actual singing voice...

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This is so tragic.

Despite their millions of dollars, steady marriages, healthy babies and giant breasts, the Kardashian sisters wake up each and every day tormented by one thing alone: their weight. According to the new issue of In Touch Weekly, it's all their pushy mother's fault, too.

Tormented by Their Weight!

We'd chalk this up as mere tabloid BS, but Khloe and company spend every opportunity they get whining about body image, body type and their latest diet plans. It's really nauseating.

In other magazine news, this edition claims to reveal the "truth about Bristol Palin's face." Sorry, In Touch, but we can already deliver that to readers, free of charge!

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How did we get here?

On June 12, E! will premiere the sixth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Yes, the sixth season.

Somehow, the family that publicizes every aspect of its boring life has managed to continually draw in viewers to a scripted show that focuses more on large breasts than sincere emotion.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Promo Pic

What sort of crazy (scripted), unexpected (scripted!), shocking (scripted!) moments will go down this summer? Check out an official preview for the reality series below.

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It's not easy being the "biggest" Kardashian. Khloe says being compared to siblings Kim and Kourtney can take its toll on her self esteem. Wahhh!

In the new issue of Us, Khloe Kardashian pretends she feels fat and insecure next to her older sisters while all three laugh all the way to the bank.

"They are 5-foot and 5-foot-2, so I look massive," says the 5-10 Khloe. "Everyone expects me to be 9 feet tall and 200 pounds [when they meet me]."

Tortured For Her Weight!

Her mom, Kris Jenner, criticized her weight in an episode of Khloe and Lamar. No wonder she's "struggled with weight since she was 8," a family friend says.

"She was always taller and she had much broader shoulders than her petite sisters."

Classmates and her mom's friends noticed that Kourt and Kim were skinnier: "I had older women tell me, 'You should work out,'" Khloe says. "It got to me."

Honestly. Does she expect anyone to care or even believe she's serious? Sorry, but the only thing being TORTURED here is the people who read this.

Khloe looks great, frankly, and she knows it, too. She just needs to spare us the sob story, go sell some QuikTrim and swan dive into a pile of money.

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Khloe Kardashian guest starred on Law & Order: Los Angeles last night.

She played a successful actress, which is pretty much what she is in real life, since nothing you see on her 12 reality shows is unscripted in the slightest.

Kardashian Kollection Swimwear Pics

Kardashian was questioned by detectives Ricardo Morales and TJ Jaruszalski. They grilled her about a Hollywood publicist who'd recently been murdered.

Khloe Kardashian as herself an actress on Law & Order: LA.

Khloe did have beef with the woman, who put Khloe in a sub-par designer's dress for the Golden Globes, supposedly on a kickback from said designer.

"The dress made my ass look like a pancake," Khloe said. Eh, it would have worked better with Kim Kardashian, but close enough for NBC's purposes.

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Getting Lamar Odom to do a new reality show was no slam dunk.

Just three days into filming Khloé and Lamar with spouse Khloe Kardashian, the Los Angeles Lakers star was looking to back out of the whole thing.

"Lamar said, 'Can you tell your mom to get us out of this contract,'" Khloe told Ellen DeGeneres on her show Tuesday. Why would he want that?

"I thought it was going to be easy," Odom said. "It's really tough."

Khlomar Action

UNBREAKABLE: This union is forever, through reality shows and thin.

But his wife was resolute in their pursuit of reality stardom: "I go, 'Absolutely not,'" Kardashian said. "I go, 'Nope, that ship has sailed. I told you.'"

That's not to say that Khloe didn't understand Lamar's hesitation.

"It's a lot. I mean, I knew from doing my family's show how intense and grueling it becomes. I personally didn't want to do the show," Khloe said.

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Paris Hilton. Khloe Kardashian. It's a clash of the titans in the newest edition of THG's Fashion Face-Off series. But there can be only one champion.

The heiress wore a leopard-print Blumarine gown with jewelry tin Spain, while Lamar Odom's wife hiked the hemline and added nude sandals in L.A.

Who will prevail in this couture clash of worthless, but well-dressed ones? You tell us, celebrity style critics, by voting for the winner below ...

Fashion Face-Off!

Who wore it better, Paris or Khloe? Vote for either Hilton or Kardashian in THG's latest fashion face-off now! View Poll »

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Wanna get up close and way too personal with Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom? Tune in to their reality show premiere Sunday, April 10.

As teased below in a clip from the nauseating series, the married couple is trying to have a baby (despite Khloe's constant claims to the press that this is not the case). That involves an ovulation schedule, of course, about which Odom whines:

"I like to pop off spontaneously."

Check out the following sneak peek now and perhaps ask yourself: why do you care about two strangers that simply want to have a baby?

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Life is tough for Khloe Kardashian. First, she works 25 hours/day, according to Kris Jenner. That's a lot!

Moreover, she's constantly compared to her sisters, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian. Khloe describes what that's like in the latest issue of Middle East Cosmopolitan:

"If I want to wear a long flowing dress, someone will say I'm pregnant. I believe we're not given any more than we can handle and most of the time I can handle it. But we all have fat days and if I'm having one of those days, those sorts of things make me feel down."

Khloe in Cosmo

Note to Khloe Kardashian: if you don't want people to think you're pregnant, stop mentioning a baby in every other interview.

Khloe could feel better about herself by not stepping out during those "fat days." But then how would she then make a living?

After all, appearing in public is the only skill this family possesses.

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