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This week's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami really got the competitive juices flowing as the girls threw down in a winner-take-all smell-off.

Seriously. Who comes up with these plots at this point.

Which one of the Kardashian sisters smells worse?

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Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian

Because we are apparently fresh out of ideas, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian decided to stage an impromptu Kardashian Olympics of sorts. Plus 20.

The two competed over who could run faster, who could pack better and whose vagina smelled better after a week of drinking pineapple juice.

No, they did not bring Ray J on as a guest judge. Minus 30.

Khloe Kardashian got that illustrious job. She's definitely way better at this than at hosting The X Factor. Plus 20 because we're actually serious.

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Okay, Kardashians. You win this round. You've found something we cannot mock.

Lamar Odom has gifted his wife with a puppy Boxer about whom Khloe Kardashian gushed over Twitter today.

And for good reason. Look at the little guy!!!!!

  • Lamar and Khloe Puppy
  • Cute puppy

It's unclear how old the dog is... or where Lamar got him from... or what his name may be. But who cares?!? Check out that face!

And consider: puppies are often the first step toward children. We're just sayin. Those Khloe Kardashian pregnant rumors will be starting again in 3... 2.. 1...

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If you thought hornball Scott putting the moves on Khloe was enough faux drama for the week on Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, you thought wrong!

KKTM ran it back for a special Monday episode this week, as well! Because who can get enough of them, honestly. Sure as heck not the THG staff.

Jonathan Cheban Gets Slapped

What contrived nonsense awaited E! viewers this time around? Specifically, why did Jonathan Cheban get slapped by an irate Kardashian sister?

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During a photo shoot for UK Cosmopolitan, Kim and Khloe discuss filling out the magazine's questionnaire re: what Kim would do if she was a man.

"If I was a man, I would want to know what it's like to have sex with myself," Kim told her sister. "I would just want to know what it would feel like."

Even Kim herself wishes she were Ray J sometimes. Plus 850.

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X will no longer mark the spot for Khloe Kardashian in 2013.

The reality star has been let go from the constantly-retooling X Factor, according to a story in The New York Post.

Khloe Kardashian X Factor Picture

“They are asking Mario [Lopez] to come back, but not Khloe,” an insider tells the newspaper, ending one of the most horrible hosting gigs in recent memory.

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If you thought putting the moves on your girlfriend's sister after she just gave birth was out of bounds, you don't know these people - or their scripted show.

Scott Disick and Ryan Seacrest Productions, everybody!

Yes, that was the big storyline of the week, for anyone who chooses to believe it. In reality, Scott Disick is as much of a character as you'll see on any sitcom.

Kourtney & Kim Take Miami Picture

What did he pretend to do Sunday and did it make for good TV?

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Naturally, Scott was upset that post-partum Kourtney isn't up for getting it in. Such is life, but Minus 20 for being even a little surprised at this point.

Enter Khloe Kardashian for scripted entertainment! Plus 20.

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Khloe Kardashian, unsurprisingly, had some harsh words for Kris Humphries in an interview with Andy Cohen, Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night.

"It just needs to get over already!" Khloe said of Kris' legal dispute with Kim Kardashian, who he's somehow still married to despite splitting 16 months ago.

  • Kris Humphries: Douche
  • Khloe is Like, Wut

The Hump is seeking to have the 2011 marriage annulled, claiming he was defrauded; Kim Kardashian just wants to get a divorce and call it a day.

"He's, in my opinion, delusional," Khloe sniped.

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The Khloe Kardashian pregnant rumor mill may be quiet at the moment, but that isn't stopping one new reality star from wondering about the potential offspring of this terrible X Factor host.

Liza Morales - Lamar Odom's ex-girlfriend and the mother of his children - has joined the cast of TLC's Sister Wives Confidential.

And on that educational program, Morales says of Odom's wife: “I don’t know if she’s good maternally."

Khloe Kardashian at Basketball Game

Ouch! Slam! Sort of!

Morales is quick to add that she hasn't "heard anything negative" about the way Khloe has been around her stepkids, so she's pretty much just talking about of her rear end.

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Let the Khloe Kardashian divorce rumors start up again!

According to Life & Style, the reality star has suffered through an especially bad week because husband Lamar Odom was spotted in a Minneapolis strip club on January 16, handing out "roughly $2,000" in the champagne room.

Khloe Kardashian Tabloid Story

Of a stripper named Jasmine with whom Odom bonded, an insider claims:

"She’ll do anything back there [in the champagne room]. She was all over him!”

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Khloe Kardashian Biography

Kim and Khloe Kardashian Khloe Kardashian is only famous for being the sister of Kim Kardashian. She stars, along with the rest of this stupidly-named family, on... More »
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Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]
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