This week's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami really got the competitive juices flowing as the girls threw down in a winner-take-all smell-off.
Seriously. Who comes up with these plots at this point.
Which one of the Kardashian sisters smells worse?
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Because we are apparently fresh out of ideas, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian decided to stage an impromptu Kardashian Olympics of sorts. Plus 20.
The two competed over who could run faster, who could pack better and whose vagina smelled better after a week of drinking pineapple juice.
No, they did not bring Ray J on as a guest judge. Minus 30.
Khloe Kardashian got that illustrious job. She's definitely way better at this than at hosting The X Factor. Plus 20 because we're actually serious.