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Forget Kris Jenner. Kourtney Kardashian defied God on multiple occasions this week.

It was a truly sacrilegious episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, reviewed below in our patented +/- format. Let's find out now what sort of score the installment earned, shall we?

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Lamar and Rob both say they'd do porn. NEGATIVE 5 to Khloe for referring to that as "bizarre." Isn't Kim's decision to do so the only reason this family has a reality show?

Kris says Scott and Kourtney should get married before having another kid because it's "more natural" that way. PLUS 3 for not Kris cracking up at the irony. How natural is it for one to say this about one's daughter to an E! camera?

Scott is talking to his therapist. On television. With his shirt unbuttoned half way. Exposing a wholly shaven chest. NEGATIVE 147.

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Khloe Kardashian turns 27 years old today and we can think of numerous gifts the public might want to purchase for this reality star:

Talent, a personality, an iota of shame, some contribution to society that goes beyond Tweets, Facebook photos and constant complaints over her weight.

All of that may be asking too much, though, so perhaps readers should simply pool their money and buy Khloe a bra. Seriously, she needs one.

Hi, Khloe Kardashian

Among other famous birthdays today: Ed Westwick turns 24, Drake Bell turns 25 and Tobey Maguire turns 36.

But this post is all about Khloe. Send in your best wishes to her now and enjoy the following montage in her honor:

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We've already seen the photographic evidence, but Kim Kardashian officially answered a question no one was asking last night: Yes, her butt is real.

In the following +/- review of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we examine this life-altering news and also give major points to Kris Jenner for owning up to what her family is...

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Kim reads one story about her receiving butt implants and simply can't believe the world questions her real body. PLUS 8 because we sympathize with this frustration. The only fake thing about Kim is the interest she takes in any of her Facebook followers.

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Kourtney Kardashian was not always the wooden, script-reading reality star you groan over each week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

At least not according to sister Khloe.

Khloe and Kourtney on Late Night

In discussing their upcoming novel with E! News (yes, the sisters are writing a novel), Kourtney and Khloe said various aspects of the book may embellish on actual events, but there is also enough material from their lives to make for an interesting read. For example:

"Kourtney used to wear vibrating underwear in clubs and give someone else the remote and let them turn it on and off and she would orgasm at all times," Khloe teased.

That's.... cute?

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Kendall Jenner is only 15 years old.

The aspiring model's father reminded his step-daughter of this numerous times on last night's edition of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but it's hard to blame Kim for thinking otherwise. Remember this photo shoot?

Among other storylines on the latest episode of this dreadfully boring series: Lamar Odom flipped a mattress and Kris Jenner acted like a stalker. Catch up on all the (non) action below, via THG's patented Plus/Minus episode guide...

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During Khloe's acupuncture session (she's SO stressed, people!), Kim pricks her finger and says: "I just put it in me so hard." PLUS 3 for at least attempting a Ray J impression.

After Kris walks into his house, Scott says all he wants is a little privacy. MINUS 17 for saying this to a TV camera.

"I model because I'm more like a personality," says Kim while taking Kendall to NYC. MINUS 8 for her forgetting to add "a personality... that's less interesting than pocket lint."

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Matron-of-Honor-to-be Khloe Kardashian Odom says she is ready to throw it DOWN at a bachelorette party for newly-engaged sister Kim.

Whether Kim likes that is another matter.

"I had the worst bachelorette party," Khloe told E! Online. "Like it wasn't fun or sexy at all, so I might just do some payback for Kim."

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Kim, like her younger sis, will soon marry an NBA player.

"Because Kim does not like what she gave me, like penis straws and a little go-go dancer and all of that stuff. Kim would absolutely cringe if I did that for her."

"I might do that just to see what happens."

Khloe Kardashian konfirms that she and big sister Kourtney Kardashian will serve as Kim's Maids of Honor, but she's horrified by one detail.

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We already know that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are engaged.

But how did this true love come about? What family obstacles did these two overcome to arrive at the special place where E! is planning their wedding special? And why was Khloe so emotional about their coupling up?

All these burning questions and more were at the center of last night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians season premiere.

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Kim kicked off the episode by telling her sisters she plans to give her children K names. They think she's crazy. Seriously, where would she possibly get that idea?!?

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Kim Kardashian is threatening a lawsuit against Bret Lockett, the NFL safety who claims to have bedded the useless celebrity while she was dating Kris Humphries.

But while Kim wants us all to think Lockett is a liar, sister Khloe Kardashian has a different take on the random athlete: the guy is legitimately nuts!

"I think he really believes that he's been with her," Khloe told E! News this week, adding that the entire situation is just "sad."

For more from Khloe and husband Lamar Odom, watch the interview below:

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This is klassic Kardashian.

Hours after the world was exposed to Khloe Kardashian's nipple on a visit to Fox News, the professional celebrity apologized for the incident... while going out of her way to call attention to it.

Khloe Kardashian Nip Slip

Nothing say "I'm sorry about a nipple slip" like an enormous photo of said nipple slip.

First, Khloe posted a giant close-up of her private part on her blog.

She then gave the most quarter-hearted apology in history, writing:

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Khloe Kardashian was interviewed on Fox & Friends this morning.

Her right breast and older sister Kourtney also made appearances.

Promoting the new season of Keeping Up, the celeb sisters were featured in a lengthy segment this morning. Khloe was also promoting borderline nudity with a black shirt that revealed, well ... just about everything:

Nobody seemed to notice, save for the thousands of viewers who bombarded Khloe's Twitter account with messages about the nipple slip.

After the interview, Khloe Tweeted about the boob show, "I had a nip slip and I loved it!" She added, "Thank God! I f**king love nipples!"

She sure does. Whatever helps you stay relevant, right? Quite the day for Fox News, with this on top of the Tina Fey-Sarah Palin mixup.

Anyway, in the interview, the sisters talked about whether Kourtney will get married soon, and whether Kim's engagement ... eh, who cares.

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